Cold Antler Sham Truths

Same old crap month after month after month.

It’s my running theory that she never sells any shares.  I believe she sells little to nothing of anything.  I think it’s all a lie….especially lamb shares.  It’s all smoke and mirrors to show the public she is legitimately making income and living a life she thinks others would be envious of.  But she’s lazy and even the lying is too much for her.  She’s even a failure in her fantasy life.  How pathetic is that? At this point it doesn’t even matter if anything is true.  If no one believes her she is not getting authentic feedback anyway.  I went to school with a girl…known her since we were 5.  She’s nice enough but she’s really dumb and she has always lied.  Like once she said she was going to be gone from school the next day because she was going to have surgery because her vocal chords were twisted.  We all just nodded and said it was terrible.  Okay, Brenda, whatever.  So we are almost 55 years old and she says things...

Is Jenna still gay? She hasn’t mentioned it in the last 15 mins.

School is back in session.  TV shows are starting their new seasons.  The weather is changing. Folks are starting the clean up and the jobs around their land to start getting ready for winter.  It’s a busy time. Except for Jenna….she’s still doing fuck'all.  Seasons change but Jenna never will.

First I'll address the question of if everything is taken away, can you survive?  Um, yes.  I don’t work for anyone else.  For the last 25 years I have worked for myself in various capacities.  It's not a crazy unusual situation.  I have never been married or had a live-in to help me with money or any business.  My parents are both dead.  No help there.  I have two brothers.  One is an ass.  I have more money than either of them.  I don't have any other family.   I live on 40 acres 15 miles from town.  I don't need to rely on anyone to give me anything.  I have created my life to be the way it is.  I'm not extraordinary, I've just always done what needs to be done.  I have been kind to people along the way…I haven’t stepped on people to get myself higher.  People like me and I have a fine reputation.  If I would ever need help people would know my need was authentic and they would help me.  No...

I've done a bit of thinking about this whole "wood heat" situation. I live in a sort of cabin situation so I am not unfamiliar with fires and wood and whatnot.  My situation is not identical to Jenna’s…thank god, but I have enough information to think about it. Her wood stove is a Vermont BunBaker.  Standard size.  It is said to be able to provide heat for an area of 750-1000 square feet. The main floor of her house is probably about that. However, that heated area would certainly be calculated with the stove being in the middle of that space and not dealing with corners. Her stove is not even close to being in the middle and is in fact next to a large glass door. She talks occasionally about her second stove which is on a covered porch at the other end of the house.  She has said it is used to keep the pipes from freezing….probably on the backside of the kitchen. I would think the second stove provides no house heat.  The door to that porch is probably kept clo...

"Know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away.  Know when to run. " The thing is she doesn’t listen to advice and she’s an idiot.  Therefore, she will die on a train harassing a stranger.  But nobody will ever write a song about her. Haha.