Cold Antler Sham Truths

Dash has escaped!  This is such great news to me.  I didn't know much about falconry before but as I learned more about it and heard the stories from our loser, I came to really hate it.  People are really awful. I don't believe in karma....but I do believe in consequences for poor decisions.  So it adds a little spring to my step when hardships rain down.

oh, wait.....I do. Winter's bottom has hit ME!  It snowed.  Friday I lost both internet and tv.  Too much snow piled on the dish.  Then Saturday I lost power.  I might have been TERRIFIED but instead I put on more clothes and lit a fire in the fireplace.  I didn't open the fridge often and didn't use water from the tap.  I grabbed one of the gallons of drinking water I have put back.  When it got dark I got my oil lamp and brought my flash light close. I snuggled under a blanket with dogs.  Nice and warm and toasty.  I didn't even try to get my car out.  I've got a long driveway anyway. And the Very Worst part...last night one of my smoke detectors started chirping.  So this morning I had to climb two steps up my stepladder and change the battery. So in conclusion....Shut up Jenna.  Inconveniences happen to everyone.  Grown ups handle them.