Cold Antler Sham Truths

First I'll address the question of if everything is taken away, can you survive?  Um, yes.  I don’t work for anyone else.  For the last 25 years I have worked for myself in various capacities.  It's not a crazy unusual situation.  I have never been married or had a live-in to help me with money or any business.  My parents are both dead.  No help there.  I have two brothers.  One is an ass.  I have more money than either of them.  I don't have any other family.   I live on 40 acres 15 miles from town.  I don't need to rely on anyone to give me anything.  I have created my life to be the way it is.  I'm not extraordinary, I've just always done what needs to be done.  I have been kind to people along the way…I haven’t stepped on people to get myself higher.  People like me and I have a fine reputation.  If I would ever need help people would know my need was authentic and they would help me.  No...

I've done a bit of thinking about this whole "wood heat" situation. I live in a sort of cabin situation so I am not unfamiliar with fires and wood and whatnot.  My situation is not identical to Jenna’s…thank god, but I have enough information to think about it. Her wood stove is a Vermont BunBaker.  Standard size.  It is said to be able to provide heat for an area of 750-1000 square feet. The main floor of her house is probably about that. However, that heated area would certainly be calculated with the stove being in the middle of that space and not dealing with corners. Her stove is not even close to being in the middle and is in fact next to a large glass door. She talks occasionally about her second stove which is on a covered porch at the other end of the house.  She has said it is used to keep the pipes from freezing….probably on the backside of the kitchen. I would think the second stove provides no house heat.  The door to that porch is probably kept clo...

"Know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away.  Know when to run. " The thing is she doesn’t listen to advice and she’s an idiot.  Therefore, she will die on a train harassing a stranger.  But nobody will ever write a song about her. Haha.

Hahahaha.  Hahahahaha.  Hahahahaha.  Hahahaha. *snort*. Hahahahahaha. On second thought maybe she’s right. 

I must admit I didn’t finish her yammering prose.  I tried.  I also found myself rooting for a lightning strike.  I'm even a fan of fishing….been doing it for years.  But reading her crap has caused the death of several of my very favorite brain cells. Written works are supposed to make the reader "feel" something.  I feel that I could care less about anything she does or that she thinks walking out her front door is an adventure.  Grow up.

Do people above the age of 5 get excited about getting a sticker? Kind of takes the thrill away when you have to buy one yourself.

I don't believe that melt and pour soap needs to be cured. I don't believe that she is even selling any soap. I don't believe she would make actual homemade soap without taking pictures of some portion of the process. I don't believe the temperature in her house is too hot to cure soap anyway.