Cold Antler Sham Truths

I'll bet her parents are proud.  Hahahaha.

Same old crap different month.

It is my theory that she has nothing. She says that her friends want to celebrate but she just wants to be quiet.  I don't buy it.  She has no friends.  There have been people, but they sure don't last long.  People coming over to ride horses, gone. Never much about neighbors.  The people at the bar, nothing.  The gal at the bookstore that had her books, nope. What about all the folks at those yearly cider making parties?  Where's the guy from the dump….surely she was there enough to befriend him.  Folks from the heathen group.  What about all her queer friends?  Folks from her martial arts classes.  Her bird catching people.  Those gals that stayed at Patty's house…from NY? I've got friends from high school, college, jobs I've had,  I'm not even a very social person but am still friends with all sorts of people. Also, birthdays with friends means free food and drink….she wouldn't pass that up.  40 is a big milestone ...

I can hardly believe she had an extension cord.  She's been a farmer for how many years and apparently doesn't own a hose. She is a failure. I've never seen someone so excited to tell family, friends, "haters", and the general public what a failure she is.  And in so many categories.  I mean…nobody can succeed in everything, but she fails at EVERYTHING.  Career, relationships, money, health, happiness.  She can say whatever she wants, trying to convince everyone but she Knows.  Obviously.  Take another drink Jenna.