Same old song and dance

Boring.  So boring.

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  1. HD. Exactly. Her non-tent is boring begging, and lying about having “weekend sex flings” with waifs “who were HALF” her obese body weight.

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    1. where do you see that? I dont see it on substack or ig

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    2. It was in a deleted, stupid story.

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    3. Anonymous 5:16. I think that Jenna bragged about having sex with thinner women in her Late Bloomer: Body Issues essay on Substack.

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  2. Begging on IG: She needs a root canal AGAIN or lose the tooth. IG is the new X for her. I hope at least some of her IG followers remember that she pulls this one out whenever she wants something: puppy, new TS merchandise, etc. But, do we ever see the bill? Of course not. So so boring and old.

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    1. I said the same thing about her using Instagram, stupid stories for begging like she’s done on Twitter. Jenna will never post pics as proof, because her whole life is lies.

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    2. was that on insta stories?

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    3. Most of her crap is in her stupid stories.

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  3. Well in her sex fling podcast she did foreshadow that her teeth are terrible so it only makes sense that 2 days later there is a major tooth emergency. Especially when yesterday she cried foreclosure.

    I hope the back room dental hygienists working covertly in her podunk itty bitty green acres town can take care of it for some birch switches and a howdy do!!

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    1. Did she brag about having sex during the weekends with skinny women? When her fake fear of foreclosure doesn’t work to filch funds, then Jenna uses her rotten, “terrible teeth” as bait.

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    2. Yes, yes she did. In her last two podcasts she’s bragged about having sex with women half her weight and in the most recent she spoke about how a woman in Vermont wanted to have a sex fling with her ( who calls it that??).

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    3. Anonymous 2:20. Those who brag about having lots of sex aren’t getting any. “Hoo!!!”

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    4. Again, her patterns are predictable. This is the same exact crap that she does with acting as if her work is in demand when it’s not. We know what Jenna looks like in real life. She’s ugly, obese and has horrid hygiene. Additionally, her arrogant attitude and unpleasant personality are loathsome. It’s crazy to try to make people think that she’s a desirable person. When the antithesis is true.

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    5. The only ones who would want to have sex with the lying, lazy loser would be other desperate, weirdo women. Like a few of her stupid, sycophant subscribers. Maybe the ass kisser, Jennifer Nielsen, would screw her for a “fling.”

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    6. With all her talk about accepting her obese body, she brags about having sex with skinny women. Had she swooned over a plus size partner her comments about self acceptance would have rung truer. I guess she has an unconscious bias 🤪

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    7. SFF. Jenna is probably prejudiced against larger people like herself. What a huge hypocrite. She’s also an ageist asshole, who only wants younger women.

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    8. Jenna reminds me of men who are old and fat, and can’t be picky about partners, but still believe that they only deserve to have sex with models.

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    9. The only reason for her to brag about allegedly sleeping with skinny women is to imply that even though she has a beastly hobbit body (her words) she is simply soooooo awesome that these skinny women don't care. To hear it from her, they are beating down her door for some sexy time with the lavender-scented dog hair covered pillow princess.

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  4. I wish she would beg for something real - geriatric care for Gibson would have been nice, but it just goes to show that her begging is purely for selfish reasons. I hope her enablers fade away with time. I guess that's what I'm sticking around for, to see how she handles it when people stop pity-donating. Do you think that will ever happen? Or will there always be newbies who don't know any better and have the $$$ to throw her way?

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    1. I believe she will only stop if someone has her charged with fraud for scamming meat shares or misrepresenting what she is actually collecting money for. The latter is hard to prove but taking money and failing to deliver product is relatively straightforward.. Simply said, she is a con artist who has managed to fly below the radar. Failing that an inspection of her unsanitary food handling could work too. The fact that she doesn't sell locally speaks volumes. Also as she ages she may lose her appeal.

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    2. SOTM. We live in her area. Over the years we’ve convinced many people not to give Jenna money.

      SFF. I don’t get how she still has any “appeal.” This con cunt doesn’t deserve free funds.

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    3. 🐝🐤🐇🐐🐑🐖🐈🐕May 9, 2024 at 1:07 PM

      SOTM, Her success depends on finding newbies for pity purchases, shares, and donations. After she's worn out her welcome (and the scam patterns have become noticeable), she changes platforms which, more or less, erases easily-found history.

      She's abandoned Reddit, Facebook, WordPress and X/Twitter. This pattern will continue.
      PDD

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    4. PDD. Jenna is a predatory parasite who uses platforms and people.

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    5. Seems she only begs for fun stuff. She has purchased so much Taylor Swift shit: Concert tickets, vinyl records (for home), cassette tapes (for the car), barn and door flags, $45 t-shirts, at least 3 $65 sweatshirts, a $95 cardigan, stickers, keychains, an air freshener, and several books. I reckon she has spent well over $5K for all that tat.

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  5. I love how she’s “kicking off the weekend” with dental trouble. Ma’am it’s Thursday morning and we are all at work for 2 more days before the weekend! So entitled and privileged.

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    1. 3 more days for me! Not off till Sunday but then I’ll be catching up with extra farm chores that my off farm job sets aside until my “weekend”

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    2. Normal adults don’t broadcast their financial issues like Jenna has done for decades. She uses manipulative marketing tactics to elicit empathy from fools to filch free funds.

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  6. Just bought a big box of hawk food. According to the website hawk food costs at the very least $72.

    That’s our girl. Foreclosure, can’t pay for dental work but she can purchase hawk food for an animal that should not need to be fed!!!

    https://mikedupuyhawkfood.com/

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    1. But she never reads here. That’s Jenna’s ridiculous response to our critical comments about not seeing her hawk lately. “Dance, “scrappy little lesbian” puppet!”

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    2. She can lie about buying hawk food all she wants but without current photos we can presume she lost or killed another one.

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  7. Her “weekend sex flings” pick up lines:

    “Baby, darling, I’m Jenna Fucking Woginrich. If you subscribe to my crap, I promise to make your keyboards wet. Excuse the stench from my bad breath and rotten teeth. You just don’t know. Hoo!!!”

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    1. “Hope you like Taylor Swift. Can you please buy a pork share after we have sex? This farm is going to be foreclosed in three weeks!”

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  8. Has she ever tried controlling her hawks the right way? I'm not a falconer by any means, but where I come from, the South, hunters may mistake a hawk for some other bird and shoot it, plus I have a friend who runs a sanctuary for various African bird species, such as bee-eaters and even secretary birds, which are the most dangerous birds of prey, from what I've heard. And she owns kangaroos, as well. It takes guts to raise dangerous animals like these and develop a strong bond towards them, Jenna kidnaps and chains her hawks, making them distrustful and hostile towards her.

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    1. I'm familiar with the process and have taken several months of falconry / husbandry courses. She's kind of sort of approximating what you're supposed to do. Like everything, she isn't consistent enough with it. The goal of catching passager birds in the fall is to overwinter them, help teach THEM to hunt (not hunt for YOU) and meanwhile feed them up through winter. The goal is to release a breeding-ready healthy bird who knows how to hunt back into the wild to support the wild population.

      That is the only goal of what Jenna is doing.

      But if she's not dedicating most of her day to the bird, it's losing muscle tone being confined to the mews. The regulatory bodies in her region must be shit. She knows how to talk a big game but no one checks to see if she actually does it. She isn't going after endangered species anyway so that's why the authorities don't really care.

      What Jenna claims to be doing with the "hunting partner" thing is only possible with a mature bird she's had for several years. This was the goal of the first bird is my understanding. She could not possibly to that on her own without having someone else caring for her farm. It's a massive time commitment. Falconers don't do much of anything else with their lives. They're always out in the field.

      She's a poser. I don't know why she doesn't just do the passager bird thing better. It makes sense as a hobby for someone who makes their own hours and works from home. She could be spending 4 hours a day with the bird and then using the rest of the day for her other tasks. But of course she probably spends 45 mins every two or three days.

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    2. When she first embarked upon her waste-of-time falconry obsession, she stated that the purpose was to take a young hawk and help it thru the winter months because otherwise they have dismal survival rates. So basically keep them for a short while (less than a year)) and then release. Yet she kept several of those poor birds caged for YEARS because they provided great pics for her IG and Twitter.

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    3. 🐝🐤🐇🐐🐑🐖🐈🐕May 10, 2024 at 5:03 AM

      You're correct. Falconry was another gateway into her bogus live-like-fiction lifestyle. She never initially pretended this hobby was for the good of the hawk; it was a way for her to join a falconry club and appear cool. It was only after the NYT puff piece, that her hobby was redefined as an altruistic attempt to save passenger raptors - and that, of course, she doesn’t do.

      One of the problems is she works them for too little time, so they don't successfully hunt with her. If you carefully read past descriptions, you'll see her hawks mostly came to her lure of a free meal, sometimes stalked or pounced, but except for a handful of times in YEARS, missed the strike.

      I'd bet good money the hawk is neglected much of the time .
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  9. The only thing I have learned about falconry from Jenna is to watch movies with the hawk as it poops all over the walls and furniture (remember those pics?), and spend money to buy freezer mice since none of her hawks had a successful hunt. Oh and go to the bar with your prop hawk, not realizing how insane that is.
    What happened to her apprentice?
    Falconry is another opportunity lost for Jenna to create interesting content, but that would involve her actually doing the work of being responsible and consistent. I hope it stung when “H is for Hawk” became a NYT best seller.

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    1. 🐝🐤🐇🐐🐑🐖🐈🐕May 10, 2024 at 5:09 AM

      Ha! We wrote our responses about the same time!

      I also remember how angry she hotto learn she messed up her exam paperwork for a license because she wanted TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT FALCONRYFOR BEGINNERS despite participating for about half a year.

      Miss Expertise has a LONG history of pretending to know a subject when she doesn't.
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    2. *got to
      FALCONRY FOR BEGINNERS

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      PS Your points are 💯

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    3. Her hawks are pet props for pics to appear authentic.

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  10. Jenna just posted on IG that she is great! She showed proof that she has 223 paid subscribers so she should not be whining about her mortgage.

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    1. She seems seriously bipolar. I thought she was on meds. What a hot mess.

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    2. 223 subscribers x $8 a month is over $1700 a month. She should be just fine without begging!

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    3. Yes, something must have come through for the desperate beggar to change her tune so quickly. We went from “foreclosure in three weeks” to “everything is awesome”, in the space of two days.
      And all seems forgotten on the root canal front! Those two dental hygienists working in the dark basement of her retired dentist’s office must have taken care of it again for her, in record time.
      Yay, you.

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    4. Funny how she posts prove only when it’s positive. But not for fake foreclosure letters. Her moods are mercurial. The highs never last long. Wog will be back to being a beggar soon, because she’ll lose more subscribers due to her rotten writing. And abrasive, arrogant attitude.

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    5. Edit: posts proof

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    6. She has 186 paying subscribers, not 223. Maybe the other 37 subscribers leave money at the dump!
      PDD

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    7. PDD. Her whole life is lies.

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    8. One can’t be both victim and victor at the same time. It causes cognitive dissonance.

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  11. https://instanavigation.com/user-profile/coldantlerjenna

    This was one of the worst photos that Jenna’s ever shown. It’s the “Click to Read” ick pic of her biceps’ blubber hanging down. There’s no doubt in this pic that she’s far from being fit. As bragged about by her. The sleazy, open legs are also repulsive. Her wide waist has zero curves. Yeah, tell us how skinny women are having wild, “weekend sex flings” with your fat ass.

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    1. There was no need for that kind of provocative pose. Other than trying to come across as looking raunchy.

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    2. She showed us she has the cassette version TS's new Tortured Poets Department. I see she also has the vinyl album. Root canal indeed.

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    3. Anonymous 1:11. Jenna has always delighted in flaunting her luxury items. Especially, when they’re excessive. While at the same time pretending to be poor for free funds.

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    4. I’m in my seventies and my ‘old lady arms’ don’t look that bad.

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    5. WE CALLED IT. She has a lot of fun purchases planned. When TS drops a new album / merch she's always ringing the doom bell of foreclosure. There are concert tickets for this summer to buy (that folk festival she attends) there are piglets to purchase, an excess of chickens probably, oh yeah and A NEW PUPPY.

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    6. SFF. I agree about the arms. Mine look much firmer than hers, and I’m older by years. It shows that her unfiltered photos reveal how obese and flabby Jenna is in real life.

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    7. Anonymous 3:20. Exactly. Her patterns are predictable. Jenna can’t keep quiet about her frivolous purchases.

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  12. That picture is a choice.

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    1. It sends a creepy message.

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    2. Jenna is incapable of taking a flattering photo. She always wears the same smug smirk on her fake fat face. There’s nothing that’s authentic about her.

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    3. yeah it certainly was... a choice.

      Who took that photo?

      And why does Jenna always feel the need to post photos where she's looking down on the observer? That's more than just disguising a double-chin.

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    4. Anonymous 3:18. Maybe one of her skinny flings took the pic.

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    5. Her ugly, classless “beaver shot” was weird and gross for a middle-aged woman.

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    6. Her ludicrous claim that “my body is mostly muscle” is a lie. It’s obvious by this current photo that Jenna is very obese, and not toned from doing farm work.

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    7. Edit: was a lie

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    8. 🐝🐤🐇🐐🐑🐖🐈🪶May 11, 2024 at 8:56 AM

      I'd bet she puts her phone on a tripod, stump, or floor and sets a timer to snap "spontaneous" photos.

      Between her setting up shots and photoshopping the results, she must waste hours per week.
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  13. Did Friday really "never show an interest in herding" or did Jenna never really train her? Gibson got a few months of training back when she was still keen on being a shepherdess.

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  14. She’s back on posting about TS and Paddington Bear movies. Our girl is alright and the bills must be paid!!!

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    1. Yeah, Jenna is really grieving over Gibson.

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    2. she wrote a blog post what more do you want? she's cheerful bc she put down a deposit on a new pup I bet. His replacement is surely on the way!

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  15. https://www.instagram.com/coldantlerjenna/p/C6yowrEuB1h/?hl=en&img_index=1

    “Yesterday marked six months since launching the substack. 75 posts and 25 podcasts later, I’ve set the foundation for something extraordinary I never anticipated!

    The point of moving to this platform was to save this farm by a last-ditch effort to revitalizing my writing career. What ended up happening was so much more. Right now Cold Antler Farm is fostering a community of dreamers, doers, gardeners, farmers, women, men (and all genders betwix!) creating a community of mutual care and support.

    What I thought would just be better blog posts evolved into this personal diary that gets emailed weekly along with audio accompaniment. I’m marrying my two worlds of agriculture & pop culture and people like it!

    Since most personal writing is behind a Paywall, I feel so so so much more comfortable being honest and a series about healing and blossoming came out of it.

    The Late Bloomer series was supposed to be letters to myself at 25. The kind of things I needed to hear but was too afraid to address. It’s been shared among the Later-in-Life Queer community and now I am getting letters from folks all around the world, apologies from readers who judged me in the past, and making friends with so many new queers!

    These past few winters I was so depressed, so lonely, so sad. I was in a dark place I am not even prepared to write about yet, but now I wake up every morning excited to write, excited at the idea I could possibly save myself and these animals through sharing my story. Prove to people I am worth their money. Save this farm from foreclosure. And give me a chance at a steady income for the first time since leaving my office job in 2012.

    And slowly, it is happening.

    I still have a long way to go to make this what it will become, but I can’t even explain in words how grateful I am for the online community here, for your support, for your readership, your stories, openness, and giving me the first self-esteem and confidence boost I’ve had in years.

    Thank you so much for getting in on the ground floor of something big. So sign up, listen, and support something magical happening”

    Her blatant bragging is obnoxious, and the unflattering photo is awful.









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    1. There’s nothing “big” about her rotten writing.

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    2. The only thing magical is finding 186 paid subscribers willing to spend nearly $100 per year on " Fibs & Fails "

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    3. “Fibs & Fails”May 11, 2024 at 6:49 AM

      PDD. I had to use your great new name!

      Woke Wog

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    4. In that photo, Friday is looking up to the heavens and screaming, "Beam me up, Gibson, can't handle dis stank ho no moe!"

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    5. Anonymous 1:20. That’s funny. I’m sure that she posed Friday. The same way that Jenna does with everything.

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  16. If you want a laugh go read Jenna’s comments on her crotch pic.

    People are giving her congratulations and she’s all like “wait just one minute, I still need moooo nneeeey”

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    1. Her “crotch pic” makes me cringe in embarrassment for her adolescent behavior.

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    2. Her vulgar display was disgusting. Jenna acts as if she’s 14 not 41.

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    3. It’s some kind of curse to miss the mark on everything. Instead of coming across as being sexy, Jenna just looks skanky and unhinged.

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    4. Of course she slipped that in at the end. OF COURSE.

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  17. It's honestly scary how many people, young and... middle aged, are so creepily obsessed with Taylor Swift... it's a good thing I live somewhere that isn't a big city where I am more of a free thinker when it comes to music tastes and not focus on one genre and music artist. French/UK house, yacht rock, 70s/80s country, Japanese pop, I like all those genres. Taylor's most recent album is getting universally panned by critics left and right, while Jenna, like all those other crazed fanatics, lap it up like a big kitty cat without knowing that Taylor is greedy in real life. In fact, I have a feeling she WANTS to be Taylor, judging by her behavior.

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    1. I think that her teen queer crush would be repelled by that “crotch pic.” I’m sure that Jenna’s poor parents are also disappointed in their dumbass daughter.

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  18. I thought she had a tooth infection? Seems fine spreading her bologna on IG!

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    1. Her “tooth infection,” and fake fear of “foreclosure in three weeks,” have been temporarily forgotten. Jenna is basking in the glory of her “beaver shot.”

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    2. Eating a big ol cupcake with hard sprinkles, pizza and a big ol NA beer. Tooth seems fine!!!

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    3. It’s no wonder why her body is obese with such a crappy diet.

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    4. Her posed pic with props was completely contrived. Just like Jenna. “Look at my lesbian books. Hoo!!!”

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    5. There’s a big difference between carefully curated, and contrived like Jenna’s posed pics.

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    6. Her puke, pan pizza always looks gross and greasy. None of that crap, including the cupcake, appears appetizing.

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  19. I find it hard to believe that any women would want to be intimate with Wog. Her hands always appear dirty. Filthy fingers are a total turn-off even for straight people. And bad body odor is a big repellent. When you add in her nasty personality, and other issues, it’s amazing that Shannon lasted a year.

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    1. Shannon probably had a non-working olfactory system.

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    2. Anonymous 1:17. Shannon must’ve had a fondness for “dumpster diving.” Ugh.

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  20. https://instanavigation.com/user-profile/coldantlerjenna

    Her profile is a joke, and was written by an AI.

    “This Instagram profile belongs to Jenna Woginrich, who describes herself as a writer, farmer, and falconer. Her feed seems to focus on her rural lifestyle, featuring animals, farming equipment, and farm life in general. She also seems to be a big fan of Taylor Swift, as indicated by her bio which includes a playful message encouraging visitors to share her love of the popstar. Overall, her profile exudes an authentic and down-to-earth vibe, reflecting her passion for the countryside and the creatures that call it home.

    “Thinking of upgrading your subscription to paid? Message me for a discount code! CAF is
    on sale for 5 days! You are NEEDED here Works for people that canceled
    and want to resub too”

    Your money is “needed,” because Jenna is a lying, lazy loser.

    “EMPATHY
    “WITHOUT
    BOUNDARIES
    IS
    SELF - DESTRUCTION”

    Another moronic meme. She tries to elicit empathy, but has none of her own.



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    1. Edit:

      Profile overview for user coldantlerjenna

      “This Instagram profile belongs to Jenna Woginrich, who describes herself as a writer, farmer, and falconer. Her feed seems to focus on her rural lifestyle, featuring animals, farming equipment, and farm life in general. She also seems to be a big fan of Taylor Swift, as indicated by her bio which includes a playful message encouraging visitors to share her love of the popstar. Overall, her profile exudes an authentic and down-to-earth vibe, reflecting her passion for the countryside and the creatures that call it home.”

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    2. The system stats prove her abysmal rate of engagement. It’s literally, zero.

      Statistics based on last 12 posts:
      Comments count: 0
      Likes count: 0
      Average count of received likes per post: 0
      Average count of received comments per post: 0
      Average time between posts for user coldantlerjenna 0
      0% of the coldantlerjenna followers likes the published posts, and 0% write a comments for posts.

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    3. The hashtags on her profile are also hilarious and inaccurate. I tried to copy and paste them, but it won’t work now.

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    4. Forget to point out #SelfSufficient. Not even close babe.

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    5. SFF. It’s more like #insufficient.

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    6. Very disappointed with that AI profile overview, as it is supposed to scrape the internet for a more balanced view and should have read something more like this:

      “This Instagram profile belongs to Jenna Whine'nbitch, who falsely and hyperbolically describes herself as a writer, farmer, and falconer. Her feed seems to focus on her Taylor Swift lifestyle, featuring Taylor Swift merch, Taylor Swift music, and Taylor Swift in general. She also seems to be a big fan of Taylor Swift, as indicated by her massive Taylor Swift barn flag, her playful Taylor Swift air freshener, and her many, many photos donning Taylor Swift clothing, encouraging visitors to share her ugly obsession with the popstar. Overall, her profile exudes an exhausting and never-ending beggar vibe that includes numerous root canals, home foreclosures, all reflecting her passion for getting everything for free and never working an honest day in her fantasy fiction lifestyle."

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    7. Anonymous 1:56. That was great! I agree with what you wrote.

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  21. I’d bet that Jenna ignores Mother’s Day, and can’t be bothered to acknowledge either of her parents.

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  22. I can imagine Jenna's parents...
    "We still can't believe your wife gave birth to you. You had so much promise, I mean, look at this! Neglected animals, Taylor Swift merchandise, streaming services??? You are dead to us. Get a job, or move out."

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  23. Edit: Your mother gave birth to you.

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  24. It's kind of strange how Jenna had such a strange, awkward childhood during the 90s. Hers was reading fantasy material, while mine was probably playing Donkey Kong Country, Super Mario World or Pokémon, Friday nights out, watching The Simpsons, fishing and horseback riding, pretty much what my rural life in the 90s was like. And I had FUN, compared to Jenna, who pretty much had little interests or hobbies and no friends growing up. Her social life SUCKS.

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    1. Jenna is still “strange and awkward” in a weird way. And lives in a “fantasy.” I’d also say that “her social skills SUCK.”

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  25. “New essay on the Substack about starting all over with a rusty mare, and how we both look forward to summer. Then in the podcast we cover sweet country-neighbor stories, farm updates, potato updates (important), fly fishing, Drake and Kendrick, the new tour set, this gay neckbite of a song playing right now, and at some point I’m holding a dead turkey. I can’t believe you’re not listening to this. Love Lies Bleeding now streaming!”

    No one cares, cunt.

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  26. “Logo spots available, discount's available if appointment spot purchased in advance! Sales seriously needed! Message if interested!”

    I don’t understand about her continual desperation for more sales. Since she’s making money now on Substack. Something doesn’t add up as usual.

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    1. She wants a new puppy, summer concert tickets, taylor swift swag, and who knows maybe there's a new girl on the hook, gotta buy her a custom bakery cake even though she wrote a book called "made from scratch"

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  27. “Silence = Death”

    Virtue-signaling by posting more moronic memes,

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  28. Doesn’t make sense, she has guaranteed income from substack. Why offer discounts and take any offer on art?

    I still think her plan is horrible. I need to do some math on what she has put out there to figure out hourly wage. I bet she’s making below min wage in this substack crap.

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    1. 🐝🐤🐇🐐🐑🐖🐈🐕🪶May 13, 2024 at 7:39 AM

      A few days ago, I saw she had 186 "paid" subscribers. I don't know if the ones she comps are included in that number.

      If she has 186, she should get 186×$7 or $1302/month. That's enough to pay her mortgage. On an annual basis, it's $15,624, or ~$7.51/hour on the basis of a 40-hr workweek.
      PDD

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    2. Month of April:
      She wrote 6 posts (12-20 hours each to write according to Jenna)
      She read aloud 6 posts ~30 minutes each.

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    3. Her whole life is lies.

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    4. I don't understand how those pieces took 12 - 20 hours to write. I'm doing some continuing education right now and I can knock out a 2000 word essay with citations in 2 hours, proof it in another 2. Again, it's very possible the unmedicated undiagnosed ADHD plays a huge part in why her process takes so long.

      So she's working 30 hours a week for $400 / week? That's $13 / hr. She hasn't hit minimum wage yet.

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  29. “Any offer accepted!”

    I’ll give you $1 for the crappy coyote scribble. Talk about pathetic and desperate.

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  30. ... And here we go again with that Disney-looking artstyle! Apparently, she was influenced by various Western animated movies growing up, such as 101 Dalmatians, Balto, Shrek, etc, as she mentioned on a 2016 post in her older blog site, so... that explains a whole lot. Even I watched a lot of those old Disney VHS tapes while I was sick, cooped up in bed while "Oliver & Company" or "The Fox and the Hound" played on an old crappy TV. But in later years, I gravitated more towards the anime artstyle. Jenna's artstyle never seemed to change over the years, and it kind of makes me wonder if she's trying to cater to furries. "I know that it's time for a cool change..."

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    1. We’ve thought for years that she’s doing drawings for the furry fetish community. Her old oakpaw identity gives credibility to this theory.

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    2. Here’s the link to her profile:
      https://www.deviantart.com/oakpaw/posts/journals

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  31. What am I even looking at here? Anthropomorphic wolves with rugged biceps?... are you sure this isn't He-Man on crack???

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    1. Furries will pay top dollar for these portraits of their characters. They're a group fairly notorious for being wealthy and indulging heavily in their play. The issue now is that with all the new illustration software and ipads, people are able to produce much higher quality art much faster than you could do hand-drawing them. Jenna's semi-ok renderings are now dwarfed by thousands of artists offering much better commission work.

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    2. I agree that she was doing some of that type of artwork in the past, but if she did much of it, or is still doing it, she'd have a lot more money than she implies that she has. Like said above, those people are willing and able to pay much for what they want.

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    3. I think that Jenna is lying about how much money she’s making from multiple sources.

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    4. 🐝🐤🐇🐐🐑🐖🐈🐕🪶May 14, 2024 at 9:25 AM

      Let's all remember that per her posting, she earned "too much money" to qualify for Healthcare subsidies. In New York State, this meant her income exceeded $52,000 per year!

      I'm one of the people who believes she lies about her finances, along with everything else. Otherwise, not much of this makes sense.
      PDD

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    5. PDD. Jenna “lies about her finances” to elicit empathy from fools. If they thought that she was making money from doing “dirty” drawings for the furry fetish fandom, then followers wouldn’t want to give her free funds.

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  32. Either that, or she must be smoking weed... "Hello, little hobbit! Spark my ganja!"
    -Seth Rogen, "This Is The End"

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  33. She is smoking big time, day and night

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    1. Jenna is far from staying sober. It’s all an act.

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  34. New free sub post. In 12 minutes she mentions sex three times including telling us she wants to get laid. She is so crass and evidently she's been doing without for some time. The whole humble brag sounds like she is trying to convince herself that her life is great. She still hasn't figured out how to use a question mark. Some things never change.

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    1. A Legend in Her Own MindMay 14, 2024 at 2:01 PM

      Her world is MAGICAL, doncha know. Show you care, and send her more money.
      PDD

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    2. She acts like a man. That crass “crotch pic” didn’t get Jenna any amorous action from femmes. What a shock. I guess that the wild “weekend sex flings” with “women who were HALF her body weight” was fiction. “You just don’t know. Hoo!!!”

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    3. Guess that “the woman from Vermont who wants to have sex” with Wog came to her senses, and realized that it would be a major mistake.

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    4. Don’t forget she talks about mayfly’s flying and fu**ing. I mean !! What??!!

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    5. Maybe “darling” needs a new vibrator.

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    6. A Legend in Her Own MindMay 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM

      She's such a moron. The aquatic large stage is largely considered the main stage of a damselfly's life cycle, lasting up to five years. The adult stage lasts one to eight weeks, and begins the cycle anew with the female laying eggs for the next generation after breeding.

      That she didn't appreciate the life of a damselfly before she became a "fly fisherwoman" says it all. With her massive ignorance and self-centered approach to life, other lives have no meaning unless they enhance her in some way.

      PDD

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    7. Edit: larval

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  35. A few notes on the latest substack.
    1. She hasn't taken down Shannon's hammock.
    2. She said she didn't even touch her computer that day. In other words, she blew off any customers who had paid for art or logos.
    3. She "moved livestock to new pastures" making it sound like she has a huge amount of acreage, not 6.5 acres. What new pastures?
    4. Specifically mentioning the iPhone 8, is she hoping someone will take pity and send her a more recent phone?
    5. She has "thousands" to earn before June? Where is her Substack money going? Obviously not to her mortgage.
    6. Dragging out the fear once again. Anyone who has read her crap for more than 3 months can see this happens every. single. month. Isn't that the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results?

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    1. Your list sums it up. Her whole life is lies.

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    2. She bartered for a phone within the past few years. Her need for new, expensive devices is obnoxious and unnecessary. Jenna lies about how much money she’s making, because otherwise, fools wouldn’t give her more free funds. Her fake fears are a crock of crap. This cunt is a con.

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    3. 🐝🐤🐇🐐🐑🐖🐈🐕🪶May 15, 2024 at 5:27 AM

      Anons, exactly!

      She's written multiple times that if she wants something, she asks for it. If you give it to her, that's on you.

      She's completely transactional- shameless in lying or stretching the truth to separate kindhearted people from their money. In fact, with her personality flaws, I think she rather enjoys it.
      PDD

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    4. PDD. She is “shameless” about blatantly begging for new devices. It’s her duper’s delight.

      What is the facial expression of duper's delight? (Her telltale smug smirk)

      “What Is Duper's Delight? Causes, Signs, and How to Respond
      Smiling inappropriately This is the number one sign of duper's delight. If someone knows they're getting away with a substantial lie, they may smile as they're telling it or after the lie has been accepted as truth.”

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    5. http://changingminds.org/explanations/behaviors/lying/dupers_delight.htm

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    6. 🐝🐤🐇🐐🐑🐖🐈🐕🪶May 15, 2024 at 7:02 AM

      Anon 5:58: Wow, many thanks for the useful link, which explains her smirking face.

      The site also offers clues to detect lies. How many have you seen / heard from the Faux Feral Farmer?
      PDD

      http://changingminds.org/explanations/behaviors/lying/detecting_lies.htm

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    7. PDD. You’re welcome. I didn’t use my name for the comment. Jenna fits the profile.

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  36. https://instanavigation.com/user-profile/coldantlerjenna

    “Back at it”
    It’s always the same smug smirk on her fake fat face. She’s fearful of foreclosure, but has time to fly fish.

    “Hoo!”
    Still sounding like a stupid, teen boy. Proudly showing off a dumb drink to prove her supposed sobriety.

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    1. There’s no way that Wog will become any kind of influencer. I think that’s what she’s trying to do with deliberately done, product placements.

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    2. A Legend in Her Own MindMay 15, 2024 at 7:11 AM

      Anon, all I saw is a person who claims she needs a LOT of money by June, but she spends $1-$3 per can on a hipster drink when she could make iced tea or lemonade for a fraction of that cost.

      Oh, and despite claiming Marijuana is free & grown like tomatoes in her part of the country, that stuff ain't cheap! This must be the latest version of finding her purchases it at the dump!
      PDD

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    3. PDD. Yeah, you’re right. But I still think that she’s trying to become an influencer.

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  37. Jenna is planning a queer cookout at the farm! We’ll see if she follows through on this one!!

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    1. It’s the same way that she and Shannon were going to host a writers’ retreat for women. It never happened.

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    2. “Local queer women!

      I'm thinking of hosting a casual campfire cookout here in June. Would any of you be willing to participate in a potluck here? It would be 6-9 or
      so at the farm. BYOB.”

      Of course, she has a pic of her queer crush who’s straight.

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    3. Curious if any “local queer women” even follow her IG. Her loneliness must be crippling to invite strangers from the “scary internet”.

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    4. 🐝🐤🐇🐐🐑🐖🐈🐕🪶May 15, 2024 at 10:27 AM

      Everything she does is cringe and performance.

      In earlier times, she begged Christmas cards from strangers, invited them to go hawking & horseback riding. She invites people to her place to pick up meat shares. Recently, she posted a photo of her hawk food's package, and she left her delivery address on it.

      But do continue to complain about how frightening internet strangers are...
      PDD

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    5. Funny, how she’s used “queer” instead of “local lesbians.” Seeing as how she’s obsessed with the word, and “uses it so much” to make a point. What a huge hypocrite.

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    6. The only ones who might show up would be other desperate, pathetic misfits like Jenna. Bring Your Own Bitch.

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    7. I’ll bet that Pember Patty is relieved that she won’t be forced to make food since she’s straight.

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    8. Hope the plumbing is working that weekend.

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    9. Anonymous 1:52. Jenna would just joke about guests having to use the woods to relieve themselves.

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  38. I suspect she has put a deposit on a new dog and needs the balance by June. She wants a new pet prop and what’s cuter than a puppy?

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    1. Her pet props are for pics to appear authentic.

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  39. Crying on IG about needing money. Where is the substack money??? Offering sky high priced bundles for her mortgage payment

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Yet she won’t get off her fat ass, and find a part-time job.

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    2. “This farm has two weeks to make a mortgage payment and only managed 4 sales all month.”

      No one cares about her finances. But she’s harassing followers for support. Hiding her own need and greed behind the screen of “this farm” again.

      Delete
    3. Wow! seriously? I'd like her to account for the substack money. She tells everything else. Where is that money going? Seems like she should have more $$ than ever.

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    4. But, if she has 2 weeks to make payment, that's for June's payment. She's current, instead of the usual 3 months behind. No probs there me thinks.

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  40. The substack $ pays her mortgage. She still needs logo and soap sales to pay for everything else.
    I think her logo and soap sales are next to zero. She still has so far to go to live comfortably and save for her future.
    When will she get tired of living this way? Or will she just white knuckle it until she can collect social security?

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    1. Any normal adult would’ve made mature changes years ago. But Jenna is a teen who’s trapped in the obese body of a middle-aged moron. She’s incapable of being a “grownup,” as stated in a stupid essay.

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    2. She’s saying on IG that substack only pays for animal feed each month and she needs other money for food, utilities and mortgage.

      Offering sales on logos 15 days after she said she was not doing that because she deserves full pay.

      Delete
    3. Jenna is a pathological liar who has been doing this for decades.

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    4. She should re-home her hoard of livestock.

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    5. Anonymous 10:20. I guess that she’s never heard of a new concept called “get a job, slob.”

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    6. To collect social security benefits, she'll need to put money into social security. As I remember, the minimum contribution is about ten years' worth of employment earnings.
      PDD

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    7. omg I didn't even think about her not putting enough into social security to get retirement benefits! Just that alone is worth her getting a job. If I were her I'd be shitting bricks and getting a job, ANY job.

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    8. Jenna is probably counting on getting an inheritance to help her out. But that often doesn’t happen as planned.

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  41. “I hate this. That the term lesbian has been used as a slur or degrading term so long even
    lesbians on a tv show are hesitant to use it. It's why I use it so much. I'm tired of shitty
    people saying the word with venom.”

    Says the “shitty,” infamous expert on being a lesbian for a few years.

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  42. Why is she advertising a logo that no longer applies? The Golden Fleece. The business owner did use that logo.....back in 2022 for a product that did not exist yet. Fast forward to 2024, the owner is no longer using the logo plus, the logo is incorrect. The logo states "unpasteurized" sheep milk yogurt. If you look up the IG account, the owner bought a former food trailer to.....hold the pasteurizer. The lack of accountability and just plain stupidity just floors me.

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    1. Her whole life is lies.

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    2. “Logo spot's available too! Start now or save $75 to start in 6 weeks!”

      This is one of Wog’s classic, cunt cons. If someone stupid wants to wait, Jenna can sit on her fat ass for six weeks. She’ll play while they pay.

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  43. A Legend in Her Own MindMay 15, 2024 at 11:44 AM

    More SuckStack performance:

    "I don't experience the Sunday Scaries. I do experience the feeling of being scared every day I won't make a sale, or people will stop caring, and the day after I make a mortgage payment I collapse and I can't even look at emails or work because the relief is so big, and so hard-won, it's hard to do anything but let my heart rate slow down and feel a little safer.

    I have thousands to earn before June. I have no idea how, or if, it will happen..."

    Here's a thought: GET. A. JOB. Like many, many farmers, writers, artists and craftspeople.
    PDD

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    1. What’s so “hard-won” moron? Maybe being a blatant beggar is tiring. It’s strange how her bestie Becca seems to have vanished.

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    2. Jenna has chosen to live like this for decades now. She’s created every aspect of her fearful existence. The “Sunday Scaries” also sounds stupid.

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  44. “This farm has 2 weeks to make a small miracle happen. If you know you want meat futures, a logo, illustrations, pet portraits, soap, anything I raise or make your support is needed more than ever.”

    Wog is whining about wanting “a small miracle” crap for the thousanth time. “Your support” means free funds.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=jenna+woginrich+miracle&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#ip=1






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    1. “Offer of 20% off ends midnight tonight!”

      She’s putting pressure on people to subscribe for a full year. So the greedy cunt can have hundreds of dollars up front for free. It’s similar to how she sells her future, shit shares of pork.

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    2. I would bet Taylor Swift would not approve of Wog appropriating her image to flog her lousy writing.

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    3. SFF. Exactly. Jenna will use any inappropriate material to further her own agenda.

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  45. A quick google search has determined that Becca is getting married on June 1. https://www.zola.com/wedding/julie-rebecca

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    1. Thanks! I’m sure Jenna is jealous that Becca has really found “a pretty brunette femme,” who has a similar appearance and style, to actually marry. She probably hasn’t even congratulated her out of spite. Unlike Wog, Julie really is fit. I hope that Shannon has also met someone special.

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    2. They’re two of those look-alike lesbians, cutesy couples. It figures that one of the photos shows a race.

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    3. I’d be shocked if Wog went to her wedding. If she’s even invited. Jenna’s ugly, lemur dress would clash with her barf brown, pleather jacket. And that crappy cowgirl skirt is probably too tight now to wear.

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    4. Welp now we know why Becca’s been MIA and not coming to work on Jenna’s farm! She hasn’t sent Jenna gifts since the cat toys. Maybe Jenna’s asshole post about the boxes birthday cake Becca made her say so long!!!

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    5. Boxed not boxes!🥴

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    6. Becca is probably very relieved that she dodged the proverbial bullet with Wog. But she was way out of Jenna’s league in terms of being much more successful, and her attractive appearance.

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  46. Well, I don't know if Jenna supports the fur industry or not... even if it involves clothes made from near-threatened, vulnerable or endangered species. Ring-tailed lemurs are probably not hunted for their fur, but habitat destruction (the spiny forests in Madagascar, similar to the Arizona deserts) had resulted in their dwindling populations, leading to them being bred in wildlife sanctuaries or small zoos in my area. Jenna... whether your fur clothing is fake or not, you are a psychopath who doesn't care about the wellbeing of wild animals around the world. Think of the "Tiger King" case, but with blatant animal neglect added into the mix.

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    1. A Legend in Her Own MindMay 15, 2024 at 2:32 PM

      Good info. She would've worn lemur fur if she could've, lol, but no, it was a cheap Amazon dress in a lemur print. She wore it with black tights and hideous brown knee-high boots, or pee-yellow scrappy-homesteader Mary Jane sensible shoes.

      Sadly, she has NO fashion sense.
      PDD

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    2. I left the comment about her ugly, lemur dress. Jenna has no sense of style. She’d wear her kooky kilts to a wedding if possible. Even if it wasn’t Scottish.

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  47. Becca’s getting married
    and Jen is single still.
    No one wants a wimpy whiner
    who begs just for the thrill.

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