Happy November Everybody (but Jenna)
Jenna can suck eggs.
I'm not saying….
….I understand anything about her but… I do not understand about the whole cake mix thing. She says she will bake a cake…with this cake mix…if she gets some arbitrary number of subscribers. The whole thing is so stupid I don't have the capacity to even try to think about it. The main question is Who Cares? Is there someone in the world that will subscribe so she can bake a cake? What if she lies and bakes the cake any way?……yeah, okay…WHO CARES? Is this what passes as content nowadays? We're doomed.
She probably has no eggs. When did this homesteader-farmer extraordinaire last mention chickens? Some of the happiest days of my life were growing up on a five acre farm, the oldest of five and the only girl. My parents had never farmed, but they figured it out. We had a milk cow and often a calf, chickens and bees. We kids picked and sold cucumbers, beans, apples, honey and raspberries working with a few hired hands (young school friends). We learned how to extract honey and make home brew at the kitchen table and knew to stay clear of the bottles on the back porch as they had a tendency to expode. We had a barn as old as Jenna’s which was sturdy, full of fresh hay and cozy by bovine standards. While we were doing this my father went back to college to become a teacher commuting to university, traveling an hour and a half each way by ferry and my mother went to work. Yep, she became a poodle, finding foster homes for kids. I know what it’s like to farm, Jenna, and you know what? People loved to hang out with us. We had happy customers. It was hard but we made it fun. We never had to resort to strong arm, woe-is-me tactics to make the damn month. Been there, done that, and I have nothing but contempt for you. You’re a farmer like I’m an astronaut.
ReplyDeleteThat was well-put. We also “have nothing but contempt” towards the filthy feral failure. Jenna has never been an authentic farmer. She’s a hobbyist homesteader at best. And an animal abuser who has hoarded livestock for pet prop pics.
DeleteI want to add that we’ve seen her buying eggs at local stores.
DeleteI think the only animals left on the faux farm are ones who've happened to have survived, no thanks to her. In her "best" of times, she expected a 50% chicken mortality rate, and she's gotten worse at animal husbandry - not better.
DeleteThere appear to be a handful of chickens still alive. I haven't any doubt she'd buy eggs to pose on her kitchen counter and continue her homesteading masquerade.
Why am I not surprised about her buying eggs?????? She is a manipulator, Liar, and phoney.
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget, unfortunately, animal abuser.
I bumped into an old egg customer at the store about a week ago and we both were very glad to see each other, and I got a lovely hug from him.
DeleteAnonymous 5:28. We’ve watched Wog buy eggs on several occasions. She usually glances around to see if anyone is looking at her.
DeleteHD. Jenna “sucks” as being a decent human. Whether or not she has eggs.
ReplyDeleteLatest farm updates included news that she needs a $400 teeth cleaning, and a couple of crowns, and tooth extraction Ho hum. What else is new.
ReplyDelete“Sure, Jen.” Her constant fabricated crises to elicit empathy for mooching money. The dental issues are an ongoing scam.
DeleteJenna has very bad breath, because she doesn’t have decent, dental hygiene. (We’ve met her before in Cambridge.) But there’s no way that a cleaning would cost $400. Plus, the other issues. It’s obvious that she’s begging for more mortgage money. Since it’s always behind by months. Maybe “Rachel Keane” can shill her shit on Substack. Just like on Twitter.
DeleteIf she needs the periodontist it’s going to be expensive. Going to need to sell the pork shares again…
DeleteAnonymous 8:33. I think that it’s all a bunch of bull.
Deleteany chance you can post a link? I'll add it to the dental archive on reddit
DeleteWIW. That’s a good idea to add the link.
DeleteHahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of sucking- Wog is trying to worm her way back into Pember Patty's good graces. Stay strong, Patty. You know Wog only contacts you when she's desperate or wants something!
Jenna isn’t invited to private parties in Cambridge, because she’s loathed by locals. We know that from the personal experience of living in the area. So she’s “sucking up” to Pember Patty for an invite to her annual Thanksgiving dinner. That way, Wog would stuff her face for free. Like she’s done before.
DeleteAlthough Patty has also made a point of going away for Thanksgiving. One year they went to visit relatives in California. Maybe it’s done partially, because they don’t want Wog in their home. I remember those fake photos with Jenna opening up her mouth in a creepy grimace. It was weird.
DeleteI remember she spun a hard-luck story about how she couldn't eat because of a tooth problem (& self-medicating with whiskey) and soon after PP posted photos of Wog, grinning like a baboon after stuffing her face with holiday food.
DeleteI wondered at the time if Patty was trolling her after all her carrying on.
DeleteJ lies all the time. In her recent suckstack she claims she’s only dated lesbians from other states. I guess the all night sex girl from the Adirondacks was not a date?
DeleteSFF. I know that Patty has a son who has cerebral palsy, but don’t know about her having a daughter. If she only has him, and no females, then maybe it’s misdirected affection towards Wog.
DeleteI'll bet Wog initially comes off as complimentary and supportive, earnest yet needy. Her roommate suggested it's akin to love bombing. Also, I'm sure the much-older PP felt cool hanging with a younger person.
DeletePlus, if you're a person with means and empathy, it's easy to fall into the trap of helping someone "just this once" until they catch up. The point is people like Wog never catch up - because they're users and abusers of people's goodwill.
We loaned $9000 to sympathetic young friend who was going through hard times. She turned out to be a con artist - much like someone else we know. I wish I'd done a background check to learn how many bad debts she left in her wake before we met her.
PDD
PDD. I’m sorry to hear that you got taken advantage of by someone who’s unscrupulous just like Jenna. She preys on people the same way that a parasite does.
Deleteoh PDD that is AWFUL! I was burned by an ex for $5K and managed to get them to pay me back in payments over two years. Two weeks (ie one paycheque) after their last payment to me, their new partner emailed me asking me how I was able to get them to pay me back. Turns out my ex was scamming the current partner by not paying rent saying they had to pay ME back, but meanwhile was taking them to go look at engagement rings, got them on the hook for a 2 bed apartment they couldn't afford alone, then one paycheque after they didn't need to pay me, they dumped the partner for the partner's best friend.
DeleteHence why the now ex was contacting me, the old ex, on how I was able to get them to pay me bc of course, they were left with a lot of debt and a lease in their name.
Scammers like this are usually more mobile. When they've burned through one friend group they move to a new town and start over. But Jenna has the internet so...
I don’t believe for a second this many people have encountered her in and around her home area.
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not, many of us have met and seen Jenna multiple times in over a decade.
DeleteJenna has been very visible for over a decade in our small town. It’s stupid to not expect sightings of her.
DeleteUnfortunately, we can’t post pics of her as proof. The platform won’t allow it.
DeleteAnonymous 4:29. And “I don’t believe for a second” that you’re not either Jenna, or some stupid, sycophant supporter.
DeleteI was in Cambridge on Sunday. Loads of Harris signs so shut up Jenna with all you “my neighbors don’t want me to have rights”.
DeleteAnonymous 10:26. I agree with what you wrote. There are a lot of liberals in our area. We were warmly welcomed as being a queer couple years ago. Jenna is always lying, and using her victim narrative to elicit empathy for funds.
DeleteLOL "Rachel Keane" is BAAAAAAACK! Commenting on substack now instead of twitter. Classic Jenna - doesn't even change the name!
ReplyDeletehttps://coldantlerfarm.substack.com/p/farm-update-f5e
look at this sub list and tell me that's not jenna
Deletehttps://substack.com/@rachelkeane/reads
See the last post at the end:
DeleteAnonymousNovember 1, 2024 at 10:53 AM
“It looks like “Rachel Keane” has finally made an appearance on Jenna’s stupid Substack crap.”
JudeNovember 1, 2024 at 11:56 AM
“She's asking about zinnias. Really? That is one of the first things that a mom or teacher shows a child how to grow. Except perhaps, marigolds. Asking how to grow zinnias is, to me, one of the greater tells yet.”
AnonymousNovember 1, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Delete“Jude. Exactly. We’ve always thought that “RK” was one of her alternate accounts on Twitter. It’s the same way that Wog has abused the Reddit rules by promoting herself. And you can have multiple usernames on Substack.”
https://support.substack.com/hc/en-us/articles/360037824371-Can-I-create-multiple-publications-under-the-same-account
AnonymousNovember 1, 2024 at 12:47 PM
“Jenna has always acted as if rules don’t apply to her actions. It was satisfying to see her banned from Reddit for using multiple accounts in a fraudulent way.”
What’s truly crazy is that Jenna appears to be paying to subscribe to read “RK,” in order to create an illusion of being a separate person. “Boy, Howdy!!!”
Deletehow can you tell RK is a paid subscriber? Most of the "subscriptions" are just for the free posts.
DeleteWe’re waiting for Wog to be bragging about voting for Harris.
ReplyDeleteShe'll want a gold star for doing what millions of other people managed to do - VOTE.
DeletePDD
PDD. It’s the same way that Wog virtue-signaled about getting a Covid shot with her “ex.” It’s all about performative activity.
DeleteEdit: performative activities
DeleteAnd yes, the US election is underway and those pro-Palestine protests are still going... to be honest, as someone who is Middle Eastern myself, my country of origin (Jordan) tends to identify itself more with countries like India or Pakistan rather than Israel... I guess it's probably because I came from an area with a mixture of both Arab and South Asian populations growing up. And since Kamala is part-Indian (I chose not to vote Kamala or Trump), it kind of makes me feel ashamed of my country's healthy relations with the Indian subcontinent... America always chooses the more "cringe" candidates to make other nations feel bad and always wanting to spark wars, and that's a bit of a problem, considering that Trump angered the nation of Iran by assassinating a top general that was going after ISIS, and Biden tried his best to prevent everything in Ukraine, but it was all for nothing.
ReplyDelete???
DeleteAnonymousNovember 6, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Delete“Political comments don’t really belong here in my opinion. There are plenty of platforms to post them on.”
I guess I went a bit too far with that one...
ReplyDeleteNo worries!
DeleteAnyway, here's another song parody that's on my mind... Both Three Dog Night and Terry Kath-era Chicago is on my mind... Straight from "Chicago VI", it's "Feelin' Stronger Every Day", with my own Jenna-themed spin.
ReplyDeleteWe do believe in you
And we know we believe in us
Oh-oh, yeah, oh-oh yeah
And now we realize
Your fans run on misguided trust,
oh-oh, yeah, oh-oh, yeah.
Knowing that you would have wanted it this way
We do believe you're feelin' weaker every day.
We know you really tried,
Farmer dreams are fleeting
Oh-oh, yeah, oh-oh, yeah.
Red vans are gonna come,
He knocks on door, you'll be screaming.
Oh-oh, yeah, oh-oh, yeah.
Knowing that you would have wanted it this way,
We do believe you're feelin' weaker every day
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
(key change!)
After what you said to us
Ooh, darlin', now, you can't shake it easily.
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Your posts make us all act up,
The worst thing to happen to you,
THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO UUUUUSSSS!
(YEAH, YEAH, YEEEEAAAAHHH!)
(No, we guess you're not right now) 2X
Feelin' weaker every daaaaaay (We know you're not right, now)
Feelin' weaker every daaaaaay (We know you're not right now)
Feelin' weaker every daaaaaay (We know you're not right now)
(repeat until end)
Wog will whine today, and be begging more than usual. “Trump is going to take my rights away!!!”
ReplyDeleteIt’s always all about Jenna who has a home on property.
DeleteYep, as if America wasn't doomed already with the Bush administration, Trump's first term, the Biden administration and now Trump's second term. Grover Cleveland, the president who was the first to have two separate terms (the 22nd and 24th president), is probably rolling over in his grave. A few other US presidents with New Jersey/New York heritage besides Cleveland and Trump includes Martin Van Buren (the Van Buren house in Kinderhook is something I have checked out), Millard Fillmore, Theodore Roosevelt and Franklin D. Roosevelt... As someone who's a bit of a 19th century/early 20th century/World War II history buff, that's saying something. Jenna's probably just a James Buchanan or Herbert Hoover, doing absolutely nothing.
ReplyDelete“This too shall pass.”
DeleteAnonymousNovember 6, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Delete“Political comments don’t really belong here in my opinion. There are plenty of platforms to post them on.”
I feel like in terms of history debates, people often came and asked me, "which totalitarian power during World War II was worse, Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia or Imperial Japan?"... The answer is... all were pretty terrible, as they were all genocidal dictatorships, but I think Imperial Japan has to be the worst one, since their behavior even shocked the Nazis, leading both powers to have a falling out once the war died down... Hirohito and Tojo pretty much had colonialism and warfare on their minds, making the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings even worse, since many innocent people who were oppressed by the Imperial government had to die agonizing deaths... "My God, what have I done?"
ReplyDeletePolitical comments don’t really belong here in my opinion. There are plenty of platforms to post them on.
DeleteI feel like I may have gotten a bit too carried away with my political views, I guess it's best to stay nonpolitical on this site, even if it means actual historical events like World War II... World War I may be a safer historical referencing format, since the events weren't as worse as the latter, Jenna's hovel kind of feels like being in the trenches of WWI, infested with rats and easily detected by the enemy... even though she'd rather stay indoors and beg. And in terms of comparing the two events together, the shoddily-built German engineering of the time is easily comparable to Jenna's hobby homesteader work. All flash and no style.
ReplyDeleteI agree that it’s good to stick with the subject. Unless, it’s to mock Wog, and her humble-bragging about voting just to look cool. But your funny connection with her hovel and World War I works well!
Delete"Have you heard about the lonesome loser, beaten by the queen of hearts every time..."
ReplyDeleteJenna is definitely a “lonesome loser.”
DeleteThis election is cutting into begging time for poor Jenna.
ReplyDeleteI guarantee that we will be treated to a lot of begging for $ because of the situation.
Exactly. As predicted above:
DeleteAnonymousNovember 6, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Wog will whine today, and be begging more than usual. “Trump is going to take my rights away!!!”
Her post election IG is filled with reposts of other people's thoughts. How can she consider herself relevant on social media if she offers zero original material?
ReplyDeleteJenna has never been one to create original content. She lacks the intelligence and motivation.
DeleteShe parrots other people’s opinions, because her own are stupid.
DeleteYesterday: I love writing when I’m angry!
ReplyDeleteToday: puts a complete nonsense post election witchcraft sucstack. I couldn’t follow it. So long, so boring. She practices witchcraft and that’s how she’s managed to stay on her farm solo so long.
Or you know, begging like a panhandler works too!
I’d say that “she practices bitchcraft.” It’s all about begging and scamming.
DeleteOMG where to start. Firstly, does she write anything that is behind a paywall anymore? If I had paid up front I would be pissed that most of her offerings are free now. I guess she thinks that she is providing some sort of public service. As usual, the grammar is atrocious. Darlin’ take note: ‘people that’ is incorrect, it should read ‘people who’. I swear, reading her crappy prose is like fingernails on a chalkboard.And just because she feels powerless doesn’t mean there aren’t millions of powerful woman in America including women in government. As usual she drags out a TAS reference. She just can’t help herself. Might I point out that Ms. Swift has had a man in her bed all along as well as supportive parents. Not to slight her accomplishments but she is hardly relying on magic and witchcraft to make a billion dollars. All in all it was yet more navel gazing and Wog’s feeble attempt to appear relevant. BORING.
DeleteSFF. I can’t read her rotten writing anymore. It’s a crock of crap from a garbage human who’s barely “being” an adult.
DeleteI passed on the audio version this time. Her voice is grating and listening to her gasping for breath as she reads is distracting. She must be in terrible physical condition.
DeleteSFF. I agree about her abrasive voice. It’s the antithesis of soothing. Contrary to what some people here believe, we’ve seen her around town. She’s very obese, and not physically fit.
DeleteWog’s weird, queer crush on Taylor Swift is strange. It’s obsessive and unhealthy. Just like Jenna.
DeleteJenna has been a serious, cyberstalker with women for years. An example were her fixations on famous females like Anna Kendrick and Glennon Doyle.
DeleteI expect she will fall into a major depression when Swift marries her uber masculine boyfriend.
DeleteSFF. She’ll just deny that their marriage is real.
DeleteI couldn't get past a few sections of Wog's latest post. What awful writing. So it wasn't the government farm loan program, her continual online panhandling or decades of contributions by naive readers that allowed her to buy & keep her property? It was witchcraft???
DeleteSeriously? Hahahahahahaha
No wonder legitimate businesses won't touch her.
PDD
PDD. Her stupid post proves that Jenna is deeply delusional, and severely mentally unstable.
DeleteToo bad that witchcraft won’t stop her fake fear of foreclosure.
DeleteI went back and listened to the audio (yeah, I’ve got some time on my hands today) and she sounds demented. Her attempts to appear earnest come off as batshit crazy. She is a terrible narrator of her own sad life. She stumbles over text which she herself wrote, mispronounces words and generally comes across as deranged.
DeleteSFF. Jenna has become “batshit crazy.” She’s a victim of her own stupid choices, and an inability to make mature changes.
Delete"I wake up in teardrops, they fall down like rain, I put on that old song we danced to and then, I head off into my job, guess not much has changed, punch the clock, head for home, check the phone, just in case, go to bed, dream of you, that's what I'm doing these days..." It's been 22 years since this Rascal Flatts single was released. For Jenna, it's more like "wake up, talk shit online, neglect animals, eat crap, fall asleep". Rascal Flatts used to be a good country group; I swear. Now it's a group I have a love-hate relationship with.
ReplyDelete???
DeleteJenna posted a cryptic message about Merlin on IG. He may have passed.
ReplyDeleteCame her to say the same.
DeleteShe could be going to IGA for eggs and looking for drama too 😂
Jenna is an animal abusing asshole who has zero conscience about any living beings.
DeleteMerlin is gone. He deserved so much more
ReplyDeleteAwful!
DeleteShe didn't do right by Merlin. At least he won't suffer another upstate New York winter with inadequate shelter and food. Fuck her. Truly.
DeleteCountdown to her begging for a new puppy and pony.
DeleteMay Jenna someday suffer a similar fate. It will be well-deserved. What a cunt.
DeletePoor Mabel will be alone in her misery now, without having the comfort of Merlin against the bitter weather. The filthy feral failure doesn’t have a real shelter like she should for her hoard.
DeleteHer horses probably huddled together in the cold for warmth. Now, Mabel has nothing to keep her comfortable.
DeleteWhat happened??? I’m not on any socials or see any of her postings.
DeleteAnonymous 3:38. It appears that Merlin has died.
DeleteTerrible about Merlin. The rest of the animals are still under her control. God help us!
ReplyDeleteWe’re going to report her again to local agencies for animal abusing.
Delete"stay with me my good boy, I loved you every minute of your life" - made sense when she said it about gibson, but she got Merlin halfway through his life. I guess it worked well to drum up sympathy / donations last time.
ReplyDeleteSo sad to see such a lovely pony wasted these past 10+ years. I hope she doesn't get any more horses.
Jenna is a hoarder of animals, and won’t quit until she’s forced to. We’re going to work on that project in 2025.
DeleteShe stole that expression from someone else - even in faux grief, she isn't original.
DeleteAnonymous. 3:51. It’s the same way that Wog has stolen other quotes, and pretended that she’s created them.
DeleteOh, how I wish I didn’t know about Merlin! I’m much too tender hearted to not be bothered by thoughts of Mabel alone through the winter. Jenna, we know you through your actions. All the wailing and hand-wringing in the world will never convince me that that horse had the kind of care that any animal deserves. Sad, sad day for Merlin when he arrived at Cold Antler Farm.
DeleteI hate to make another grim prediction, but I don't think Mabel will last another 12 months. Her condition seems better than Merlin's, but she hasn't gotten any real exercise in what, 5 years? The stress of losing her pasture mate plus the stress of being alone is a lot for a sedentary, elderly equine.
DeleteThere’s no amount of either magic or witchcraft that will protect Jenna from what’s coming her way next year.
ReplyDeleteHow is Ms Nomoney going to provide his final care? She can't stuff him in a wheelbarrow and roll him in the woods.
ReplyDeleteHD
HD. Wog will whine to Pember Patty and her husband. She’ll try to play victim again to get pity points.
Deleteshe has yet to specify what happened. It's possible she called someone in to put him down and haul him away, but if she found him down in the pasture who knows what happened. She may need someone with a kind heart and a backhoe to bury him where he fell. - WIW
DeleteJenna if you truly loved Merlin why were you trying to sell him.
ReplyDeleteYou have no soul, no conscience, and know nothing about love.
Rest in peace, Merlin.
The fact she was trying to offload him just a few months ago shows she could see this coming. Just like she mentioned Gibson had a limp, she left him untreated and had him put down when he reached some sort of crisis point.
DeleteMerlin should have been offered richer feed, exercise, regular foot and dental care, supplements, likely medications. Instead he lived as a semi-abandoned pasture decoration, subsisting on the bare minimum hay tossed over the fence, on top of manure.
This was a heritage pony, born from generations of animals who were well-cared for. The queen rode a fell pony. What a terrible shame he landed with Jenna, the second half of his life a waste.
Someone please remind us when Merlin was born? Was he over 22?
Merlin was born in 1996. A pony of his breeding should have easily lived into his 30s. That he lasted this long, under sub-par conditions, is testament to his genetics.
DeleteIt's terribly sad that his last years were undoubtedly uncomfortable. I mean, how bad is it when your pony routinely escapes the shoddy fencing to try and find food on cold nights.
May Karma be real.
I think that karma is about to kick in. After years of avoiding the consequences for her abhorrent behavior. Jenna is going to finally pay the price.
DeleteSo he was 28.
DeleteAnon 3:55, your point? Well-bred ponies can live to be 40. She's been lying about his age for several years, raising it upwards, so his poor condition didn't shock. To boot, she quit posting current photos of him, or cropped photos in such a way that his body was mostly hidden. His top line looked horrible. It was clear to any knowledgeable horse person that something's been wrong with him for months, if not years.
DeletePDD
PDD. It’s the same way way that Jenna neglected Gibson’s health. Until he was dying.
DeleteEdit: same way that
DeleteHe was cursed with the name "Merlin" once he first arrived here. He wished to have the heart of a wild stallion, a fighting chance against the clutches of the evil ranch hand, Jenna. Instead, he was neglected, beaten to the punch by invisible spurs, bits and whips. If my horse/draft mule ever came to her place, she would have FIRE in her eyes, snorting and pawing the ground. Ready to charge at her or deliver a deadly kick to the head. When stupidity is king, an intelligent voice remains silent. And that goes to all "horse owners" who don't know any better. A strong male horse never backs down without a fight. Spoken like a true cowboy, one who knows the land well.
ReplyDeleteJenna loves to try and sound profound when one of her hoard dies. Otherwise, she’ll stay silent.
DeletePut that in your damn pipe and smoke it Jenna!
ReplyDeleteShe’s far from staying sober.
DeleteOh Mabel and the other animals have this winter with her neglect. I only hope she is reported. All those poor animals!!!!
DeleteAnonymous 2:25. We’re in the process of reporting her again for animal abusing.
DeleteWelp! Back to begging! Apparently she thought she’d be rolling in “founders” money this month, and she’s not. She’s suggesting people “check their subscriptions”.
ReplyDeleteBeing a beggar has become her tactic to elicit empathy for funds. Jenna’s been doing this for decades now.
DeleteAny clue why she took down the begging post that was on IG this morning? She had 14 comments saying things like “ I donated money for you to buy Merlin” and people asking what the link was for her shop to buy soap ( she had to admit she had no shop ( yet) but if you want soap, DM her.
ReplyDeleteIt was a big whine that she is down $1000 due to losing Merlin and car repairs.
Jenna- this is why people tell you to to get a job. This is why it’s rude to bash people for having a “direct deposit “ job. Shit happens!
Jenna often deletes evidence after she reads our critical comments, because the con cunt is a coward.
Delete
ReplyDeleteJenna Woginrich
10h
ATTN: f you are an annual or founding subscriber of mine who (for whatever reason) could not afford to resubscribe to CAF, please let me know and I can comp your subscription until you are on better financial footing. So many pledges didn’t come through because of declined cards or unsubscribes because of my political content. I thought this month I would be receiving enough in annual/founding pledges to cover the bills but only half of the projected income has made it here, due to what I assume is hardship you are also experiencing. So if that’s you, and you don’t want to lose access, please send me a message so I can arrange for you to still read.
Jenna’s losing subscribers due to her rotten writing, and constant blatant begging. But she wants to blame “hardships” as an excuse.
Delete“So many pledges didn’t come through because of declined cards or unsubscribes because of my political content.”
DeleteWhat a crock of crap. Her stupid “political content” isn’t the reason that people aren’t renewing their subscriptions.
If she is losing paid subscribers, it's because she isn't producing what she promised, as usual. She isn't posting 3x / week, she isn't creating quality content for behind the paywall. It's typically foolish of her to assume everyone who signed up for an annual sub last year would re-up this year.
DeleteIt's appears she would rather have more people reading her content than paying - proof the attention is far more important to her.
Anonymous 6:58. This is typical of Jenna breaking her promises to people. She’s done this before in the past, too. Like with her failed wool shares, and other defunct projects.
DeleteBy the way - no one knows what happened to Merlin, or when. We only know what Wog wrote.
ReplyDeleteWe know that earlier this year she wanted to dump Merlin on someone else, because she didn't want the bother of paying for Merlin's upkeep. Yeah, he was so special and magical that she wanted to be rid of him before winter. And, magically, he died just before winter.
Of course, she's conveniently using his demise as a fund raiser for November. Send her more money and make pity purchases, puh-lease. She might as well have written: "Feel sorry for me. This year is terrible. It's gonna cost $1000 to fix my car and deal with that no-longer-useful pony."
Aren't people tired of her pathetic begathon??
PDD
Her whole life is lies.
Delete“Aren't people tired of her pathetic begathon??”
DeleteJenna has been bullying and bludgeoning people with begging for years. It’s become part of her severe mental decline. She still rigidly refuses to see that her actions are responsible for everything that’s happened to her.
“So I wrote a heartfelt letter that he was the horse of my dreams and I would dedicate my life to his good care if we could work out some sort of lower cost or payment plan? She agreed to both lower the cost and accept monthly payments with a down payment, and after a contract and the help of a dear friend with a horse trailer, I brought Merlin home the same year I quit my job and took up falconry.“. I think this excerpt from her post about Merlin says everything about the the of person Jenna is: someone who manipulates well meaning people in order to sustain a life built on fantasy, and sustained through fraud. She hasn’t posted about Merlin in a very long time, so who knows when he really met his demise, and the same thing is true about Gibson. None of the animals she uses for props have a hope in hell of being well taken care of, and her “farm” looks truly terrible these days. Ugh…I’m so sad about the life Merlin was consigned to, simply because this selfish woman had the harebrained idea that she could sustain a life writing bullshit like this: “All those decisions must have seemed like madness at the time. All of them necessary to become the woman who dismounted him once last time. I didn’t realize how I was trying to build a life that protected me from trauma, a safe place far away from fear and fertile enough to heal, come out, and start living my *real* life in my thirties.
DeleteJenna posted a substack about ending Merlin's life. Does anyone have access and can copy/paste here?
ReplyDeleteUsing her grief for profit? That tracks.
DeleteWog will use any incident and occasion to be a beggar. That’s why we call her a con cunt.
DeleteAnon 8:42. So am I right in understanding that she had him put down?
DeleteAnonymous 1:00. There’s a comment below that clarifies it.
DeleteJenna tries to make her life seem like a myth, with those stupid stories, but it’s really just a mess instead.
ReplyDeleteJenna writes on Substack that she had to put Merlin down. You can read for free to that point and then you need to cough up cash for detail. Yep, doing everything she can to earn up some money. Wonder if she sold him for dog food?
ReplyDeleteIf Jenna could “earn up” more money from making Merlin’s remains into “dog food,” then the bitch would do it. I hope that a vet did it humanely.
DeleteNormal adults don’t use their misfortunes as opportunities for mooching money like Jenna’s been doing.
Deleteyeah she's baking on the people who dropped off subscriptions re-upping to read this latest drama.
DeleteShe did the same thing to Merlin as she did to Gibson. You don't need to read past the paywall to see it. She had over two years of warning signs the animals weren't doing well. She did not attend to them medically *at all*. She waited until a crisis point, likely they couldn't get up under their own steam anymore, due to pain, or weakness, or both. Then she had the vet finish them off.
Pathetic such a gorgeous, rare breed pony and such a talented, well-bred working dog met such ends after a lifetime of bare-minimum care / stimulation / work.
Did you clock she lied about how old merlin was when she got him?
*banking
DeleteShe initially told the truth about his age. In fact, she discussed his pedigree with The Shepherdess, trying to ingratitude herself, so she absolutely knew his real age. She began to lie when he looked poorly, so she told readers he was "over 30" when he was only in his early 20s), probably because she didn't want people to realize how badly she kept him.
DeleteHis registered name is Hardendale Black Jack. He deserves to be known by his birth name.
PDD
PDD. But the bitch/witch had to name him something magical like Merlin!
DeleteI think that her silver Suburu needing repairs is also a lie. I’ve seen Jenna driving around town, and it appears to be running fine.
ReplyDeleteJenna has used trucks in the past for begging. Now, it’s her car.
DeleteShe’ll use any excuse to filch funds from her followers. Rather than go and get a job.
DeleteOur poor poor Merlin, such a beautiful animal never deserved his life with her.
ReplyDeleteShe is an abuser and must be stopped ASAP.
Jenna doesn’t deserve to have either a home or any animals. She’s a callous and cruel cunt. We have a plan in place for the future of her hoard. I can’t say more now to protect our project.
DeleteIt must be exhausting to keep posting the same words here year after year. Exhausting thinking you have someone else’s life figured out how they should live it better.
ReplyDeleteYou all keep posting the same things over and over for years and hasn’t done a bit of good. Nothing to be proud of here.
It’s another stupid, sycophant supporter parroting their same old crap. We have made progress with reporting her for animal abusing. In addition to other issues. “It must be exhausting” not knowing what’s going on behind the scenes. Nothing is going to stop us from holding Jenna accountable for her actions. Since she won’t do it.
DeleteJenna was banned from Reddit this year for using multiple accounts to promote herself. It’s going against their rules, and was in
Deletedirect defiance of them. We were directly responsible for that happening, because we sent several moderators links and information. I’d call that accomplishment “something to be proud of here.”
Anonymous 12:29. You’ve said similar comments here before. I wonder why you’re even here. It’s obvious that you’re not judgemental about Jenna, but you like to keep criticizing those of us who have a purpose in trying to help her hoard of animals. Maybe it doesn’t bother you that Gibson and Merlin weren’t adequately taken care of by Jenna, and appeared to have suffered from neglect for years. Plus, all the hawks that were imprisoned for no good reason, and also mysteriously disappeared without either warning of explanation.
DeleteEdit: without either warning or explanation.
DeleteIt would also be an accomplishment to get her banned for begging on Substack. Once again, Jenna is ignoring the platform’s rules, and using it to sell stuff other than her writing.
DeleteTalk about exhausting. Think about selling the same pork shares over and over and over again. It’s been decades now and your buddy Jenna is still going strong. Or wait, maybe it’s just a scam and she doesn’t even try to keep count.
DeleteAnd how in the He** do you know it hasn’t done a bit of good?. Since you know her so well, tell me. Wouldn’t her teeth be fixed, wouldn’t she have money to pay vehicle inspection fees, surely she wouldn’t have needed to tell the world that she was selling her nearly dead horse because she couldn’t afford winter feed, wouldn’t she repair her barn which is sinking into the mud and manure, wouldn’t she have freed herself of the constant worry about foreclosure? Please post again, since you clearly know her well and hold her in high regard, and give some insider details. If we’re not having any effect is she lying about her teeth? Has she got all her choppers? Don’t, of course, expect to hear back from you. You’re clearly “one and done”.
DeleteAnonymous 2:47. Jenna is one of the most “exhausting” people I’ve ever seen in my life. She’s been begging and scamming for years now non-stop. Talk about tiring. Wog won’t quit whining.
DeleteAnonymous 3:02. Thanks. That was well-put. I appreciate what you wrote, and also agree with your comment.
DeleteWhat’s exhausting is watching from the sidelines as someone purchases animals with money raised with the false pretense that this animal is actually going to be loved and cared for, and then seeing the life this poor animal is forced to live because its owner has neither the means nor the intent of providing the life the animal deserves. Jenna can live whatever the fuck life she wants to, but once she brings helpless creatures into the mess, she deserves to be called out every single time.
DeleteAnonymous 5:11. Exactly. We will continue calling out Jenna’s crap, unil her hoard of animals are finally freed from their misery.
DeleteEdit: until her hoard
DeleteWhen one walks into a nest of hornets, then they can expect to be stung.
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!! Even your collective indignation is on repeat.
ReplyDeleteBless your hearts.
For my part it’s not indignation, but contempt for your lack of willingness, or lack of ability, to set the record straight about your friend Jenna. Has she just had a decade of steady, miserable, godawful bad luck that has kept her on the road to ruin, or is it way past time to give up on the melt-and-pour soap and the cartoony pet portraits as a career choice? I might possibly, maybe, but probably not, be able to muster up a bit of sympathy for your anxious friend if you could take a minute to help me see her in a better light. Well, I imagine that you have your hands full - you may be a poodle for all I know - with a freezer full of pork “shares”, a desk drawer full of pet portraits too dreadful to hang, a logo that you didn’t really need and is actually a little “off”, and are still waiting for your copy of Birchthorne. So, um, never mind…..
Delete“Even your retarded response is on repeat.” LOL!!!
DeleteHer stupid, childish laughter with multiple “hahahas” reminds me of Jenna’s deranged, hyperbole.
DeleteHI JENNA!!!!!! 👋🖕🖕🖕
DeleteAnonymous 11:07. We thought that they’re Jenna, too. Both cretinous comments have her signature signs of stupidity.
DeleteAnon. 9:23 here. Of course it could be Jenna. Maybe the fourteen year old Jenna. I’m just asking that whoever it is has the courage of their convictions and offer insight into how so many people could be wrong about Jenna.
DeleteYears ago (about 9), I took Jenna at her word, I felt compassion. Felt sorry for her. And even though I am single and self-supporting without much money myself, I was tempted, (Thank God I never did) to give her just a little money to help her out. Thinking it would be a one-time need. But before I ever gave her a dime, I found this site and I did a little of my own research. Wow! were my eyes opened!
ReplyDeleteSo, I'm not sure what my point here is, but to tell the contributors here that they are doing a good thing. Keep getting the word out.
And to anyone who backs and supports Jenna, if they would tell us why, and what their reasoning is, I'd be interested to hear it. (It won't change my mind but might be good for a laugh).
Thanks for your insights. You’re not the first person who was warned about Wog via this site. That’s also “something to be proud of here.” Funny, how her few fans won’t ever tell us why they still support Jenna.
DeleteI'm noticing that her IG content is going downhill fast. 6 photos posted today which are all poor quality - under exposed, badly backlit and with poor composition. Plus they are excessively boring. If she thinks they are 'artsy' then she needs to put down the pipe.
ReplyDeleteI think that her content for years has been drastically declining in quality. It’s a reflection of her laziness and mental illness. Jenna doesn’t put energy into anything but being a beggar.
DeleteAgree. The only thing she puts effort into are selfies. She has mastered slimming and glamour filters. It's interesting because every now and then an unfiltered photo slips through. It's all smoke and mirrors with her and no amount of eyeliner and red lipstick can conceal her physical deficiencie. Few of us are tens but the lack of light in her eyes and her eternally sour expression reveals a rotten core.
DeleteSFF. Her stupid selfies are fake. Just like Jenna.
DeleteThis really sucks and I hate to point this out, but the situation with Merlin is, in my mind, a really ugly self-fulfilling prophecy.
ReplyDelete1. He's under 14 hands. I don't know what the weight limit is on a pony of his stature, but in non-ideal conditions, without grain and regular topline building exercise, it can't be much.
2. Jenna is heavy. I say this as someone with a similarly unfortunate build. If I work out religiously and eat extremely low-carb, skipping meals, I can keep my weight around 140. It takes daily marathon training and an extreme diet for me to get down to 130. This has been true my entire adult life. A comfortable, active, fed but not overeating weight for me is in the 160s, bad mental health and the scale goes up quickly.
3. Jenna went through a period where she was running a lot to lose weight, and made many comments about a pact she made with herself about getting to a goal weight to ride Merlin comfortably again. She may have decided having Merlin was really good incentive to "stay fit" and thought it would work for her. But it didn't.
4. Jenna doesn't run anymore, and hasn't for a while.
5. After she stopped running, she bought a larger horse who she ultimately didn't bond with.
6. If she (likely) gained weight again, it would make riding the pony a bad decision, increasingly worse with his age and frailty. Meanwhile, Merlin became a pure liability and responsibility, with no reward or way to have a real relationship with him.
I think this explains a lot. Jenna got herself caught up in some idea about having a Fell pony, didn't realize the weight fluctuation would make regular riding impossible or at least very risky. She probably went to war with herself to try and make the two of them fit for a short time, became even more miserable, resented the whole situation, and now the pony is a symbol of a permanent 'failure.' But we know she's too stubborn to just sell him and move on (and it would look bad.)
It doesn't excuse how things went down, but I think this could explain why they went the way they did.
Well done. I think the same downward trajectory can apply to every single aspect of her life. Hope you saw yesterday’s Instagram post: “Working on illustrations all day tomorrow. Thank you for your patience”.
DeleteI had no idea merlin was so small, his build is draft-like, I thought he was at least 15 hands. but yeah, even at 15 hands he'd need a rider under 150lbs. I was still riding at 230lbs, but I rode drafties in dressage, who were well-muscled, well-shod, and impeccably fed / cared for. I will likely never see 150lbs again, like you anon it takes extreme deprivation to get my body down to 130, and last time I was there I was quite sick. Drafties for life, it is so. I hope Jenna never gets her hands on another equine. None of them have done well. At least Jasper escaped. Did anyone ever find out where Jasper landed?
DeleteI know this is unrelated, but... I'm heading over to Japan again near the end of the year (the Hokkaido and Kansai regions this time) where I can have a true winter experience without hearing stuff on Jenna again. I have tried dog sledding in that area before, it's so epic. It's nothing like the events in the US like the Iditarod races, where dogs break bones and get trapped into the ice. I can't believe the same damn race was essential to delivering diphtheria vaccines in the past... Jenna would not make a good musher, it's probably going to act out like some crappy "Family Guy" cutaway in the more modern seasons involving graphic imagery or the abuse of animals... or Meg.
ReplyDeleteHuh??
DeleteHonestly. Someone is f**cking with us with these bizarro comments. 😂
DeleteYup Jenna won’t be a musher in Japan or America. She doesn’t go farther than Saratoga Springs.
I think that the same strange, person here keeps making comments that don’t seem relevant to our topic.
DeleteI'm in a pickle, I just type in what interests me or what I think is funny, then post it to this site, it's not what I think is acceptable for the topic at hand.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I think another Jenna song parody has to do it... it's based on a 2000s country tune (apologies to Joe Nichols)...
She said "I'm going out with my best friends"
For cold beers at the farmer's market
Oh, have mercy, my only thought
Was dead animals makes her mind fall off.
We told her "your barn needs some layers on"
We know what happens when the cold winter comes.
Her farm is missing half the things she "won",
yeah, dead animals makes her mind fall off.
She'll start by freezing out her chicks
Abuse a kitten in dead sight
Leave her horse out in the cold, cold snow (RIP)
Lose Gibson overnight.
Her sanity ain't gonna last too long
When the DJ puts Taylor Swift on.
She might come home all pissed and drunk,
Yeah, dead animals makes her mind fall off.
(Whuh-oh!)
She can't handle the death of Maude
Riding lessons or acting like a fraud
Vet checks she has missed, my God,
yeah, dead animals makes her mind fall off.
She'll start by freezing out her chicks
Abuse a kitten in dead sight
Leave her horse out in the cold, cold snow
Lose Gibson overnight.
She don't mean nothing
She just really sucks
Tomorrow she'll say, "oh, I am f**ked!"
Her "friends" all joke about all the pets she lost,
yeah, dead animals makes her mind fall off.
Oh, dead animals makes her mind fall off.
Oh, dead animals makes her mind fall off...
I used to call it Dead Animal Farm, where sentient beings suffer and perish.
DeletePDD
Anonymous 4:10. If what you’re writing isn’t resonating with this site, then your “pickle” is a sour one. I just don’t find your humor to be funny. But it’s also a personal preference.
DeleteMaybe they’re on the spectrum, and can’t “read the room.”
Delete"Mr. Mom" by Lonestar was another one I had on my mind (Ms. Fraud), but I think "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols probably works even more, since the former song is about a stay-at-home dad trying to take care of his kids ("Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, rewind Barney for the eighteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine..."), but the latter is the one I focused on due to the fitting situation with Jenna...
ReplyDelete???
Deleteanon 6:51, one of our contributors cycles off and on meds. Just ignore it.
DeleteJenna seems downright high lately. Posting nonstop on IG about TS.
ReplyDeleteShe posted to her substack 3 times this month. 11/5, 11/9, and 11/15.
Wonder why she lost subscribers.
Plus 5 separate videos of a cat playing with a paper bag in front of the dishwasher she claims she doesn't have. Seasonal depression or too much weed. You be the judge.
DeleteThat's exactly why she lost subscribers. I subscribe to a different sub run by a queer person and they post every other day, with twice weekly exclusive content for subscribers and annual mail-outs. I love it. I've subscribed for years, even when I'm too busy to read.
DeleteJenna posted what, one exclusive post per month, if that? maybe one free post a week? At least one of which would be her "late bloomer" series that would appeal to only a small number of her subscribers.
She has no content because she doesn't DO anything of real interest, and what she does do she does so poorly she doesn't want to document it in detail.
The Old Country Buffet is a symbol of something that’s hard to come by these days—community, simplicity, and heartwarming food that brings people together. In a world constantly chasing the next big thing, sometimes what you need is a plate of mashed potatoes, a side of corn, and a warm, welcoming atmosphere where no one’s in a rush.
ReplyDeleteMuch like Taylor Swift’s songs and Jenna Woginrich’s homesteading, the Old Country Buffet is a reminder to slow down, savor the moment, and appreciate the simple pleasures of life. Sometimes, we don’t need much more than the basics—a home-cooked meal, a well-worn pair of boots, or a bowl of Fruity Pebbles—to remind us of what matters.
Yep, there sure are similarities with Old Country Buffet: bad, unhealthy food, financial insolvency and a failed business model.
DeleteCountry Buffet filed for bankruptcy three times, saw a 37% drop in business a few years ago, dropped from 600+ restaurants to 17, was fined for numerous health code violations and had customers run away after treating them to salmonella poisoning. To boot, Country Buffet was sued by unhappy customers.
Their horrible carb-laden 'all you can eat' buffet guarantees unhealthy eating.
I wonder if the red van man visits them too.
PDD
I agree wholeheartedly with your concise summary.
DeleteIt’s a green van.
PDD. I appreciate your funny reference to Jenna’s fake “red van man.” He supposedly took photos of her hovel for a foreclosure that never happened.
DeleteI feel like a similarity with Old Country Buffet closing is probably the salmonella attacks on restaurants in Oregon during late 1984, except that was intentional and orchestrated by the Rajneesh cult (now known as Osho), where they contaminated ten salad bars, causing everyone to get food poisoning. If the all-you can eat buffet is contaminated, then Jenna's is like a Chernobyl-sized disaster waiting to happen. In fact, her whole place looks like the Chernobyl exclusion zone.
ReplyDeleteyour hyperbole is hysterical lol
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