Happy November Everybody (but Jenna)
Jenna can suck eggs.
I'm not saying….
….I understand anything about her but… I do not understand about the whole cake mix thing. She says she will bake a cake…with this cake mix…if she gets some arbitrary number of subscribers. The whole thing is so stupid I don't have the capacity to even try to think about it. The main question is Who Cares? Is there someone in the world that will subscribe so she can bake a cake? What if she lies and bakes the cake any way?……yeah, okay…WHO CARES? Is this what passes as content nowadays? We're doomed.
She probably has no eggs. When did this homesteader-farmer extraordinaire last mention chickens? Some of the happiest days of my life were growing up on a five acre farm, the oldest of five and the only girl. My parents had never farmed, but they figured it out. We had a milk cow and often a calf, chickens and bees. We kids picked and sold cucumbers, beans, apples, honey and raspberries working with a few hired hands (young school friends). We learned how to extract honey and make home brew at the kitchen table and knew to stay clear of the bottles on the back porch as they had a tendency to expode. We had a barn as old as Jenna’s which was sturdy, full of fresh hay and cozy by bovine standards. While we were doing this my father went back to college to become a teacher commuting to university, traveling an hour and a half each way by ferry and my mother went to work. Yep, she became a poodle, finding foster homes for kids. I know what it’s like to farm, Jenna, and you know what? People loved to hang out with us. We had happy customers. It was hard but we made it fun. We never had to resort to strong arm, woe-is-me tactics to make the damn month. Been there, done that, and I have nothing but contempt for you. You’re a farmer like I’m an astronaut.
ReplyDeleteThat was well-put. We also “have nothing but contempt” towards the filthy feral failure. Jenna has never been an authentic farmer. She’s a hobbyist homesteader at best. And an animal abuser who has hoarded livestock for pet prop pics.
DeleteI want to add that we’ve seen her buying eggs at local stores.
DeleteI think the only animals left on the faux farm are ones who've happened to have survived, no thanks to her. In her "best" of times, she expected a 50% chicken mortality rate, and she's gotten worse at animal husbandry - not better.
DeleteThere appear to be a handful of chickens still alive. I haven't any doubt she'd buy eggs to pose on her kitchen counter and continue her homesteading masquerade.
Why am I not surprised about her buying eggs?????? She is a manipulator, Liar, and phoney.
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget, unfortunately, animal abuser.
I bumped into an old egg customer at the store about a week ago and we both were very glad to see each other, and I got a lovely hug from him.
DeleteAnonymous 5:28. We’ve watched Wog buy eggs on several occasions. She usually glances around to see if anyone is looking at her.
DeleteHD. Jenna “sucks” as being a decent human. Whether or not she has eggs.
ReplyDeleteLatest farm updates included news that she needs a $400 teeth cleaning, and a couple of crowns, and tooth extraction Ho hum. What else is new.
ReplyDelete“Sure, Jen.” Her constant fabricated crises to elicit empathy for mooching money. The dental issues are an ongoing scam.
DeleteJenna has very bad breath, because she doesn’t have decent, dental hygiene. (We’ve met her before in Cambridge.) But there’s no way that a cleaning would cost $400. Plus, the other issues. It’s obvious that she’s begging for more mortgage money. Since it’s always behind by months. Maybe “Rachel Keane” can shill her shit on Substack. Just like on Twitter.
DeleteIf she needs the periodontist it’s going to be expensive. Going to need to sell the pork shares again…
DeleteAnonymous 8:33. I think that it’s all a bunch of bull.
Deleteany chance you can post a link? I'll add it to the dental archive on reddit
DeleteWIW. That’s a good idea to add the link.
DeleteHahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of sucking- Wog is trying to worm her way back into Pember Patty's good graces. Stay strong, Patty. You know Wog only contacts you when she's desperate or wants something!
Jenna isn’t invited to private parties in Cambridge, because she’s loathed by locals. We know that from the personal experience of living in the area. So she’s “sucking up” to Pember Patty for an invite to her annual Thanksgiving dinner. That way, Wog would stuff her face for free. Like she’s done before.
DeleteAlthough Patty has also made a point of going away for Thanksgiving. One year they went to visit relatives in California. Maybe it’s done partially, because they don’t want Wog in their home. I remember those fake photos with Jenna opening up her mouth in a creepy grimace. It was weird.
DeleteI remember she spun a hard-luck story about how she couldn't eat because of a tooth problem (& self-medicating with whiskey) and soon after PP posted photos of Wog, grinning like a baboon after stuffing her face with holiday food.
DeleteI wondered at the time if Patty was trolling her after all her carrying on.
DeleteJ lies all the time. In her recent suckstack she claims she’s only dated lesbians from other states. I guess the all night sex girl from the Adirondacks was not a date?
DeleteSFF. I know that Patty has a son who has cerebral palsy, but don’t know about her having a daughter. If she only has him, and no females, then maybe it’s misdirected affection towards Wog.
DeleteI'll bet Wog initially comes off as complimentary and supportive, earnest yet needy. Her roommate suggested it's akin to love bombing. Also, I'm sure the much-older PP felt cool hanging with a younger person.
DeletePlus, if you're a person with means and empathy, it's easy to fall into the trap of helping someone "just this once" until they catch up. The point is people like Wog never catch up - because they're users and abusers of people's goodwill.
We loaned $9000 to sympathetic young friend who was going through hard times. She turned out to be a con artist - much like someone else we know. I wish I'd done a background check to learn how many bad debts she left in her wake before we met her.
PDD
PDD. I’m sorry to hear that you got taken advantage of by someone who’s unscrupulous just like Jenna. She preys on people the same way that a parasite does.
Deleteoh PDD that is AWFUL! I was burned by an ex for $5K and managed to get them to pay me back in payments over two years. Two weeks (ie one paycheque) after their last payment to me, their new partner emailed me asking me how I was able to get them to pay me back. Turns out my ex was scamming the current partner by not paying rent saying they had to pay ME back, but meanwhile was taking them to go look at engagement rings, got them on the hook for a 2 bed apartment they couldn't afford alone, then one paycheque after they didn't need to pay me, they dumped the partner for the partner's best friend.
DeleteHence why the now ex was contacting me, the old ex, on how I was able to get them to pay me bc of course, they were left with a lot of debt and a lease in their name.
Scammers like this are usually more mobile. When they've burned through one friend group they move to a new town and start over. But Jenna has the internet so...
I don’t believe for a second this many people have encountered her in and around her home area.
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not, many of us have met and seen Jenna multiple times in over a decade.
DeleteJenna has been very visible for over a decade in our small town. It’s stupid to not expect sightings of her.
DeleteUnfortunately, we can’t post pics of her as proof. The platform won’t allow it.
DeleteAnonymous 4:29. And “I don’t believe for a second” that you’re not either Jenna, or some stupid, sycophant supporter.
DeleteI was in Cambridge on Sunday. Loads of Harris signs so shut up Jenna with all you “my neighbors don’t want me to have rights”.
DeleteAnonymous 10:26. I agree with what you wrote. There are a lot of liberals in our area. We were warmly welcomed as being a queer couple years ago. Jenna is always lying, and using her victim narrative to elicit empathy for funds.
DeleteLOL "Rachel Keane" is BAAAAAAACK! Commenting on substack now instead of twitter. Classic Jenna - doesn't even change the name!
ReplyDeletehttps://coldantlerfarm.substack.com/p/farm-update-f5e
look at this sub list and tell me that's not jenna
Deletehttps://substack.com/@rachelkeane/reads
See the last post at the end:
DeleteAnonymousNovember 1, 2024 at 10:53 AM
“It looks like “Rachel Keane” has finally made an appearance on Jenna’s stupid Substack crap.”
JudeNovember 1, 2024 at 11:56 AM
“She's asking about zinnias. Really? That is one of the first things that a mom or teacher shows a child how to grow. Except perhaps, marigolds. Asking how to grow zinnias is, to me, one of the greater tells yet.”
AnonymousNovember 1, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Delete“Jude. Exactly. We’ve always thought that “RK” was one of her alternate accounts on Twitter. It’s the same way that Wog has abused the Reddit rules by promoting herself. And you can have multiple usernames on Substack.”
https://support.substack.com/hc/en-us/articles/360037824371-Can-I-create-multiple-publications-under-the-same-account
AnonymousNovember 1, 2024 at 12:47 PM
“Jenna has always acted as if rules don’t apply to her actions. It was satisfying to see her banned from Reddit for using multiple accounts in a fraudulent way.”
What’s truly crazy is that Jenna appears to be paying to subscribe to read “RK,” in order to create an illusion of being a separate person. “Boy, Howdy!!!”
Deletehow can you tell RK is a paid subscriber? Most of the "subscriptions" are just for the free posts.
DeleteWe’re waiting for Wog to be bragging about voting for Harris.
ReplyDeleteShe'll want a gold star for doing what millions of other people managed to do - VOTE.
DeletePDD
PDD. It’s the same way that Wog virtue-signaled about getting a Covid shot with her “ex.” It’s all about performative activity.
DeleteEdit: performative activities
DeleteAnd yes, the US election is underway and those pro-Palestine protests are still going... to be honest, as someone who is Middle Eastern myself, my country of origin (Jordan) tends to identify itself more with countries like India or Pakistan rather than Israel... I guess it's probably because I came from an area with a mixture of both Arab and South Asian populations growing up. And since Kamala is part-Indian (I chose not to vote Kamala or Trump), it kind of makes me feel ashamed of my country's healthy relations with the Indian subcontinent... America always chooses the more "cringe" candidates to make other nations feel bad and always wanting to spark wars, and that's a bit of a problem, considering that Trump angered the nation of Iran by assassinating a top general that was going after ISIS, and Biden tried his best to prevent everything in Ukraine, but it was all for nothing.
ReplyDelete???
DeleteAnonymousNovember 6, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Delete“Political comments don’t really belong here in my opinion. There are plenty of platforms to post them on.”
I guess I went a bit too far with that one...
ReplyDeleteNo worries!
DeleteAnyway, here's another song parody that's on my mind... Both Three Dog Night and Terry Kath-era Chicago is on my mind... Straight from "Chicago VI", it's "Feelin' Stronger Every Day", with my own Jenna-themed spin.
ReplyDeleteWe do believe in you
And we know we believe in us
Oh-oh, yeah, oh-oh yeah
And now we realize
Your fans run on misguided trust,
oh-oh, yeah, oh-oh, yeah.
Knowing that you would have wanted it this way
We do believe you're feelin' weaker every day.
We know you really tried,
Farmer dreams are fleeting
Oh-oh, yeah, oh-oh, yeah.
Red vans are gonna come,
He knocks on door, you'll be screaming.
Oh-oh, yeah, oh-oh, yeah.
Knowing that you would have wanted it this way,
We do believe you're feelin' weaker every day
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
(key change!)
After what you said to us
Ooh, darlin', now, you can't shake it easily.
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Your posts make us all act up,
The worst thing to happen to you,
THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO UUUUUSSSS!
(YEAH, YEAH, YEEEEAAAAHHH!)
(No, we guess you're not right now) 2X
Feelin' weaker every daaaaaay (We know you're not right, now)
Feelin' weaker every daaaaaay (We know you're not right now)
Feelin' weaker every daaaaaay (We know you're not right now)
(repeat until end)
Wog will whine today, and be begging more than usual. “Trump is going to take my rights away!!!”
ReplyDeleteIt’s always all about Jenna who has a home on property.
DeleteYep, as if America wasn't doomed already with the Bush administration, Trump's first term, the Biden administration and now Trump's second term. Grover Cleveland, the president who was the first to have two separate terms (the 22nd and 24th president), is probably rolling over in his grave. A few other US presidents with New Jersey/New York heritage besides Cleveland and Trump includes Martin Van Buren (the Van Buren house in Kinderhook is something I have checked out), Millard Fillmore, Theodore Roosevelt and Franklin D. Roosevelt... As someone who's a bit of a 19th century/early 20th century/World War II history buff, that's saying something. Jenna's probably just a James Buchanan or Herbert Hoover, doing absolutely nothing.
ReplyDelete“This too shall pass.”
DeleteAnonymousNovember 6, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Delete“Political comments don’t really belong here in my opinion. There are plenty of platforms to post them on.”
I feel like in terms of history debates, people often came and asked me, "which totalitarian power during World War II was worse, Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia or Imperial Japan?"... The answer is... all were pretty terrible, as they were all genocidal dictatorships, but I think Imperial Japan has to be the worst one, since their behavior even shocked the Nazis, leading both powers to have a falling out once the war died down... Hirohito and Tojo pretty much had colonialism and warfare on their minds, making the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings even worse, since many innocent people who were oppressed by the Imperial government had to die agonizing deaths... "My God, what have I done?"
ReplyDeletePolitical comments don’t really belong here in my opinion. There are plenty of platforms to post them on.
DeleteI feel like I may have gotten a bit too carried away with my political views, I guess it's best to stay nonpolitical on this site, even if it means actual historical events like World War II... World War I may be a safer historical referencing format, since the events weren't as worse as the latter, Jenna's hovel kind of feels like being in the trenches of WWI, infested with rats and easily detected by the enemy... even though she'd rather stay indoors and beg. And in terms of comparing the two events together, the shoddily-built German engineering of the time is easily comparable to Jenna's hobby homesteader work. All flash and no style.
ReplyDeleteI agree that it’s good to stick with the subject. Unless, it’s to mock Wog, and her humble-bragging about voting just to look cool. But your funny connection with her hovel and World War I works well!
Delete"Have you heard about the lonesome loser, beaten by the queen of hearts every time..."
ReplyDeleteJenna is definitely a “lonesome loser.”
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