October and the "farm"
It’s time to button up that "farm". This is a time when real farmers are busy busy. More proof that she is not and has never been a farmer or had a farm or anything close to it.
I don't have a farm or livestock and I'm still so busy.
Yeah where are her harvest photos? Where's that "butt nutt" squash? Where are the zucchinis, the corn, the peppers, the tomatoes? The friggin' flowers she claims to have bought seeds for?
ReplyDeleteI think she gets tired of chores and stops watering her garden halfway through the summer. She doesn't problem solve the rodents that steal from the garden, and she probably doesn't check it every day so she misses pests and misses the optimum picking time.
My neighbour with a very small backyard who has a few fruit trees and like 6 raised beds has been keeping me in zucchini and squash and corn and cucumbers for 12 weeks now!
She's not a farmer, she's an animal hoarder.
Oh, I read about rare horse breeds recently - fell ponies are considered an endangered breed. Less than 6000 of them in the world. What a tragic waste of a gorgeous pony. What a terrible shame.
If you scroll down her Instasham page to when Shannon lived there, you'll find a plethora of photos showing unique meals with tons of vegetables. Meals that Shannon made, with veggies that Shannon grew.
DeleteNowadays, the only food pics she posts are of pan pizza, ice cream/desserts, and hot chocolate w/fancy marshmallows. No more healthy meals loaded with homegrown vegetables.
At best, her operation could be called a low-key homestead with a bunch of farm animals.
I’ve said for years that she’s a homesteading hobbyist at best. Her faux farm was never better than when Shannon briefly lived there.
DeleteI agree about her hoarding of animals. It’s also obvious by her home that looks like a bargain bin collection of crap. Of course, she’s “found it at the dump!”
DeleteI just read her latest dispatch cause I was bored and in a bad mood anyway. (What did I have to lose right?) She says in her paragraph about the hawk "I run out of the truck with my glove ..." I thought she sold the truck and only has a car now. Also, further in the paragraph, she refers to the hawk as "the baby" but it wasn't a baby it was "too mature" for her to keep. Her writing is terrible. This paragraph reads like she's remembering a past incident and trying to make it sound like it just happened that day.
ReplyDeleteJust some observations.
Good catch! Yes, as far as we know she just has the car...with the dangling Taylor Swift air freshener that she just HAD to have, lol.
DeleteJenna’s cognitive abilities continue to decline as reflected in her rotten writing.
DeleteFrom the last thread, Anon 5:08 was wondering if dating websites cost money:
ReplyDeleteBumble - $24.99/month
eHarmony - $59.95/month
HER - $14.99/month
Hinge - $15-$25/month
Match - $40.99/month
OK Cupid - $9.99/month
Plenty of Fish - $25 month
Tinder - $19.99/month
Zoe - $15.95/month
Zoosk - $29.95/month
Most of these websites claim you can download the app for free, but you gotta pay if you want to be able to contact people you match with.
HD. Jenna’s been “busy” begging, and deleting stupid posts that deny Taylor Swift’s new romance.
ReplyDeleteGod, she's a c##t.
ReplyDeleteEarlier today, the Greenwich Fire Department held a community fund-raiser, the 7th Annual Fit for Duty 5K Run/Walk. It's billed as a family event, with flat, fast loops through side streets; kids 10 and under can participate in the Fun Run at no cost.
So, sh## for brains showed up with the Boston B, takes a video and in a smug, arrogant voice over, says:
"Nobody at this small 5K race knows that I BROUGHT A RINGER. Becca's about to win this!"
No wonder local people hate her.
PDD
Brainless Becca is another one of her stupid, sycophant supporters. And Jenna is a cunt.
DeletePDD. She’s loathed by locals for good reason like this. This race was no place for an experienced runner, but Becca has an arrogant attitude just like Jenna’s.
DeleteFat ass Wog can only waddle around town now. So she’s made her fast friend run as a replacement.
DeleteWonder who else B has for friends. Is this the best she can do?
DeleteJust some observations.
Oh, look. The two “darling” lesbians are out slumming among the straights for nothing better to do. “Hey hey, Hoo!!!”
DeleteI was disgusted at their behavior. This race was a family event, and included locals and teams of firefighters who covered the 5K in firefighting gear.
DeleteWho the hell would think it's okay to be or brag about a "professional runner" competing against this group?
Unsurprisingly, Wog and Bog have shown themselves to be total losers.
PDD
PDD. Exactly. This “family event” wasn’t meant for either “Wog or Bog.” There’s many other racing venues for adults to compete in. Becca sounds like a cunt, too. And they’re both “total losers.”
DeleteGuess they had to go to the race for something to do as they didn't want to stay home and have - what is it you guy's say- all night hot lesbian sex ( or something like that!)
DeleteI’m surprised the two of them had the energy to get up and go to the race with all that all night lesbian sex! 😂
Delete4,649 and continuing to decline.
ReplyDeleteIt’s no surprise that followers are fleeing.
DeleteInstagram Sham
ReplyDeletehttps://www.instagram.com/p/CyGVZ9kudVr/
It’s more like “Home of the Bitch’s.”
Where’s the winner Becca?!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/GreenwichFire12834Public/
More Reddit receipts for a public shaming:
Deletehttps://reddit.com/r/coldantlercritics/s/MMbqaHCS5o
https://reddit.com/r/coldantlercritics/s/Ava7P3MBd9
Whatever community member took those race photos never once showed Becca. Telling...
DeleteAnonymous 6:54. I couldn’t see a photo of Becca, too. Neither of them are part of that community.
DeleteAnother Reddit receipt:
Deletehttps://reddit.com/r/coldantlercritics/s/7p1HbonGfJ
Beccas not even part of that community. What was the point?
ReplyDeleteThe “point” was their egos, and trying to win a race that wasn’t meant to be run by someone like Becca.
DeleteIt’s kind of like a college lecturer winning a debate against kindergartners. Clearly, there’s no contest. Jenna’s bragging about Becca winning is similar.
DeleteOf course, Wog slants 5K results to promote her/her friend.
DeleteIn fact, THREE females were in the top ten, two of them only high school kids.
Also, Bog was 24 years younger than the No. 2 (male) runner, and 16 years younger than the closest adult female runner. All top ten adults, with the exception of "out-of-town" ringer and intended Boston-based spoiler, were from Greenwich, NY or nearby.
Wog and Bog must be so proud of themselves for spoiling a local community "fun run"!
PDD
It looks to me like JW's way of getting back at a community that seems to despise her. This is an example of why. The superiority in her voice was gross. If that makes her feel good then she is sicker than we thought.
DeleteSFF, you've pegged it! I listened to the clip again, and her sing-song voice is absolutely dripping with snark and vengeance. I wish there was a place to save this receipt!
DeletePDD
Becca’s best speed still couldn’t compete with women who are world-class elite athletes. She’s a pathetic poser just like Jenna. And the Greenwich community isn’t Cambridge, closer to Jackson, so the condescending, arrogant attitude isn’t appropriate.
DeleteJenna deserves every bit of her rotten reputation. She’s practically a pariah due to over a decade of using, and ripping people off in local communities.
DeleteIt looks like the big bad butch tried to sic her fit friend on an innocent group of people. Jenna clearly has a vendetta against the Greenwich community, even though she lives over ten miles away in Jackson. I’m speaking from the personal experience of knowing the area.
DeleteWhat clip??? Link, please.
DeleteThe clip is probably in one of her stupid stories.
DeleteLooks like she took it down.
DeleteSFF. Of course, the coward deleted this evidence. Only after reading our critical comments. Unfortunately, for her, we have many more receipts. “Hoo!!!”
Delete“Jenna Fucking Woginrich” is an immature, vindictive asshole who is stunted and not “grown up.”
DeleteHer asinine actions at the race shows how crazy Jenna has become.
ReplyDeleteI laughed when she posted about loading chickens into back of the car .... excuse me "The Subaru" because that's way more gay. How long do you need to be out of the closet before you quit mentioning your sexuality every five minutes?
ReplyDeleteBut also, she hasn’t paid the mortgage for the last two months but she has money to go buy more animals from the “TS loving grandmother”? And WTF is her trunk propped up with a 2x4? She broke it already?
DeleteThe fact that she’s named the car after a famous female makes it even more ridiculous.
DeleteInstagram Sham:
ReplyDelete“Amazing long weekend with @rcotugno at the farm! On the way to pickup Chinese takeout last night, this was waiting for us at magic hour! I think it enhanced our homosexuality at least 7%”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CyLitGRuCPC/?img_index=2
Jenna’s whole identity is being gay, and an obsessive Taylor Swift fan. She acts as if she’s 14 not 41. I’m shocked that she’s said “the farm” instead of “this.” I guess that the girls needed a break from a non-stop marathon of having hot “all night lesbian sex.” I’ll bet that Becca paid for their meal.
It’s amazing that Brainless Becca still had stamina to run after her highly competitive race. What a winner!!!
DeleteIt sounds like Jenna is love bombing Becca just like she’s done with Shannon. Her hyperbolic description of their weekend was weird.
DeleteJust waiting for Jenna’s stupid statement: “Get yourself a girl who can ruin a race by participating in an event that was meant for locals.”
DeleteBecca has a kick ass body. She could do Waaaay better than Jenna. Spending the weekend with Wog is definitely slumming it.
DeleteSFF. I’ve also observed that she’s much more attractive than the filthy feral farmer. Just like Shannon was. I’m not convinced that they’re having hot “all night lesbian sex.” But maybe Becca has a defective character like Jenna’s. And that’s their connection.
DeleteJudging by Becca’s behavior at running a race that she shouldn’t have been in, her character is as crappy as Jenna’s.
DeleteShe really employed the slim face filter on her latest fishing shot. In what universe does she have. pointed chin? Does she not realize that the huge shadow on her neck is a dead giveaway?
ReplyDeleteJenna is jowly in real life. Her fake face is filtered. The other ick pics are her ugly man hands with their filthy fingers.
DeleteIt’s always the same smug smirk with a tightly closed mean mouth that she’s been making since childhood.
DeleteBecca seems to be her bestie now. Perhaps, she’s Pember Patty’s replacement.
ReplyDeleteI tend to agree. Friends without benefits. I’d be surprised if there is any intimacy there. I would wager Becca is getting lots of action in Boston or wherever she lives.
DeleteIt’s beyond my comprehension as to why Becca even bothers with Jenna.
Deletehttps://www.almadelmar.org/apps/pages/index.jsp?uREC_ID=2492945&type=u
DeleteApparently, Becca is a literacy specialist. Maybe she can tutor the rotten writer.
OMG, I just about choked on my tea when I read that. A literacy specialist! You can’t make this shit up. Reading Jenna’s tortured prose must be like nails on a chalkboard for her. What a hoot!
DeleteSFF. That’s why I’ve posted the information. I find it funny, too.
DeleteHa ha! maybe she is tutoring J!
DeleteI really think it's an escape from B's normal life. Like when people "rough it" going camping, A get away. It may feel relaxing and low stress from Boston. Probably throws some $ at J. and gets a low-cost country vacation from our little "farmer".
Just a thought
For visual confirmation to back up HD's claim that CAF is not a farm, look no further than the latest 25+ Instagram photos and you will find:
ReplyDelete-Halloween pumpkins
-Fly fishing excursion
-Fun day chasing rainbows
-Pop culture song post
-Fun signage around town
-Falconry hunts
-Pics of animals/pets
-More Halloween decor
-Feeding a horse
-Hammock time
-Soap sales beg
-More animal/pet pics
-Even more Halloween decor
-Weird Barbie doll
-Outdoor light decor
-Drive-in movie excursion
-Hot chocolate w/peep ghost
...and on and on. Other than a few pig/sheep sales begs, there is ZERO evidence of any real farming or even gardening. All she does is play. While others pay.
On IG stories she is blabbing on about how she is THE GAYEST woman y’all haters ever know.
ReplyDeleteOh and about how new rod which she showed off yesterday ONlY cost $15 (but small print, you still need line and flies), and of course she tagged the maker.
Predictable and pathetic.
And no, she doesn’t read here at all. At all. 🤣
Edit: has a much more
DeleteMy above comment was an edit for another deleted response. I’m tired of this glitch.
DeleteGay is gay right? How can someone be the "gayest"? What makes them the "gayest"? Being a faux farmer? I'm not gay so maybe I just don't know. Maybe she needs a rod, and not for fishing.
DeleteFrom what I understand her post to say she bought someone’s hens. She didn’t sell any.
ReplyDeleteSo something, fox, coyote got most of the previous chickens? I wouldn't be surprised. She won't mention it because it makes her look inept. She made such a big deal about making sure the coop was sealed after the last break-in and loss.
ReplyDeleteI took a screenshot from stories - yes she BOUGHT more chickens. Well that's a move in the wrong direction...
ReplyDeleteSo much for her fake fear of foreclosure.
ReplyDeleteThere’s no “business” sense in anything she does.
ReplyDeleteI think back when she was able to write and sell books, and bloggers were so popular, she could get away with “pretending “ to farm. Jenna has not kept up her popularity and countless people post about small scale farming on you tube /IG etc. and do it better than she ever did. It’s hard to understand why she didn’t do things differently, and keep up with trends, get an agent for sales on IG etc. She could have a nice passive income stream by now since she had a following, wrote books, etc. I think she squandered her golden opportunities to lay around in a hammock and talk about TS. Now she begs for money. 🤷♀️
Exactly, Anon. I never followed her at the beginning, but when I looked back a handful of times, it's evident she was a newbie who appeared willing to learn. She interviewed and wrote about actual content experts and described her experiences at attempting the same.
DeleteUnfortunately, at some point she believed she was "expert" in fields in which she'd barely scraped the surface. Laughingly, she decided SHE was the be-all and end-all. No more interviews and certainly no "learning".
While others who started at the same time improved, expanded, diversified & became sustainable at their farms & homesteads, she remained a one-trick pony. She made the same mistakes, harmed animals repeatedly through ignorance, ran down her property and absolutely didn't improve.
If you don't grow, you wither. That's where she's been for years, relying on handouts and pity purchases.
If she wasn't so destructive, she'd be pitiable.
PDD
You’ve both made good points. Jenna has always “flown by the seat of her pants.” Her only “plans” are begging for free funds, and trying to elicit empathy from followers. She’s a total loser.
Delete4,644 and continuing to decline.
ReplyDelete4,642 and losing more followers today. “Hey hey, Hoo!!!”
Delete4,640 this morning. “Darling!”
Delete4,638 and more followers are fleeing.
DeleteIt has always boggled my mind that she never participates at the Cambridge Market. That just proves that her reputation is crap and she doesn't have any quality products that could stand the scrutiny of an in-person buyer.
ReplyDeleteJon Katz recently wrote about a woman who is going to have a horse drawn trailer that she will sell coffee and sandwiches from. She also sells at the Cambridge Market. I thought about how Jenna could have easily done something like that, with her prop Merlin! It seems like she lives in the perfect area for a homesteader with so many possibilities to sell locally. She could easily pay her mortgage but I guess begging is easier. Weird how pride of a job well done doesn't register with her.
We’ve been to the Cambridge market many times. Jenna has wasted multiple chances to sell her stuff, because “begging is easier” than getting off her fat ass to work.
DeleteJenna is out of her league in Cambridge.
DeleteAnonymous 12:34. I agree with you. We’ve even lived in Cambridge for several years. Jenna is loathed by locals, and is “out of her league.” She’s a misfit in that town, but not because of her sexual preference.
DeleteJenna is a bad business person. Even after over a decade of being supposedly “self-employed,” she still sucks at doing it.
ReplyDeleteOn IG she is looking to trade or buy a used phone so she doesn’t have to spend $500 on a refurbished phone (not so subtle beg for someone to ‘gift’ her one). Wasn’t she looking for a new phone in the summer? I swear, she drops them in the river taking selfies with slimy fish hands. Maybe time to invest in a selfie stick rather than another new fishing rod.
ReplyDeletePast words from the Maroon:
Delete"Internet and smartphones are also necessities when you're deaf or hard of hearing. But if I get to the point of feeling "addicted" to the computer or smart phone, I take a break from it..."
This was from 2014. At other times, holier-than-thou FF extolled the virtues of her vintage wall phone and *sniff* droned on about not needing a smartphone.
Of course, the maroon has since made several serpentines on this topic. Now, she not only needs a smartphone for the calls she won't take and orders she forgets, but she also always needs a better smartphone.
C'mon people, give her more toys.
PDD
She’s a blatant liar. Jenna drove to Bennington last summer for an iPhone barter.
DeleteJenna even bragged about the Bennington barter, and said something stupid like “it was a very gay transaction.” Of course, her crazy crap never makes sense to normal people.
DeleteFunny, how Wog won’t say why she already needs another phone only a year later.
Delete“Logos, pet portraits, soaps - all on sale. Pork and lamb, too! Trying to make a living off what I raise and create from this farm. I really need sales to catch up, not just barely make it, which has been the last two years. If you never considered buying, please consider!”
ReplyDeleteBoo fucking hoo. Jenna’s always singing the same sad song. You can’t “make it” by being a lying, lazy loser.
Her crap is always on some sort of sale. Jenna is disingenuous to pretend that it’s special savings. Her faux farm has “never been solvent” in 13+ years by her own admission.
DeleteAnd what’s with all the promotion on IG? She used to stick to Twitter for her sales and her begging. IG was for general ‘farm’ postings and she reserved her stupid stories for TS crap. Talk about blurred lines. As I have said before, she has no idea how to present herself as a credible business woman.
DeleteSFF. Jenna has had increasingly slow sales on Twitter, and when Musk took over, it’s really ruined her begging. What’s a Wog to do?! “This woman” has to make a living, so she’s money mooching on her Instagram Sham.
DeleteThis link was posted in Reddit: a peek at narcissistic relationships.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.instagram.com/reel/CxsgrCturw_/
PDD
Could the chickens be young and not laying yet? Or she got them super cheap. A TS-loving grandmother may have just wanted to get rid of them so SHE wouldn't have to feed and care for them all winter! (smart move grandma!).
ReplyDeleteInstagram Sham: https://www.instagram.com/p/CyRva1VOVrT/
ReplyDelete“Being openly and loudly queer in a small town is a lot like being a coyote. Take that however you will, the metaphor still works.”
You’re an ugly, repellent parasite who uses people for projects. Locals loathe you for many reasons. Don’t blame your sexual preference for being a misfit, because the Cambridge community warmly welcomes diversity. We’re speaking from the personal experience of living there.
Jenna always wants to portray herself as an outsider rebel. When the truth is that people avoid her because she’s a garbage human.
DeleteOf course, she posts the pic of her mediocre, mainstream musician’s sign on the old barn.
DeleteAnon has it right, as usual. Small New England towns are generally open to diversity, even those with high conservative populations. My town is about 50:50, yet there isn't a person who wouldn't help out, no matter the other person's views or gender. Reputation is important in a small town and if Wog has burned out locals by using/abusing them, her reputation has crashed because word travels fast and isn't easily forgotten.
DeleteAfter having lived in her community for 13 years, she should have sufficient local customers for meat and eggs. Our local CSA farms are fully booked each year with repeat customers. That she has to troll the Internet for customers says no one local will buy her products or it's all a sham to present a false front and solicit pity donations and purchases.
PDD
PDD. I appreciate your response on my comment above. No one wants to do business with a lying, lazy loser like Jenna who can’t be trusted.
DeleteShe’s full of shit. We’re a queer couple who’ve lived in her area for years. We’ve never once had any issues with being accepted by the community. Jenna is disliked for her defective character, and being an unethical person. Period.
DeleteWhat else does Jenna expect when she describes her own unpleasant personality as being “difficult”? It’s like she’s looking to be loathed, but then blames it on others as them being homophobic.
DeleteCoyotes wouldn’t want to be compared to Jenna. She’s more like a mangy mutt who scrounges for scraps from society. How’s that “metaphor,” moron?
DeleteMangy mongrel seems to suit her style.
DeleteLooks like she got her hands on a new phone. It makes me wonder if she’s begging for a new phone every few months and then selling it for extra cash. Nothing would surprise me. She is such a low life.
ReplyDeleteSFF. Her lack of awareness concerning the bad optics of bragging about a new phone, when she’s always begging for mortgage money is unbelievable. Jenna doesn’t even have the excuse of being on the spectrum. She simply doesn’t care.
DeleteJenna wants to be “openly and loudly queer in a small town,” but then behaves bratty when her shoved in your face sexual preference isn’t appreciated by everyone. Here’s a solution. Move to a city where you blend in more. She can’t have it both ways.
ReplyDeleteYou should check your internalized homophobia. There is a lot of bullshit in this paragraph I don't even think you realize.
DeleteAnonymous 2:12. And “you should check your internalized judgements.” I don’t give a crap what a total stranger thinks of my statements. GFY
DeleteWe’ve been wondering where the “Bigot Hater” had been the past few months. She’s taking a break from fall flower gardening, to grace us with her politically correct platitudes.
ReplyDeleteComment meant for Anonymous 2:12 above.
DeleteThis cunt comes across as having an arrogant attitude just like Jenna’s. Her “holier than thou” comments are also obnoxious.
DeleteThis person pops up occasionally to stupidly scold us with their condescending comments. I find it funny, because no one cares.
Deletehttps://reddit.com/r/Maine/s/vNlHukcCtb
ReplyDeleteJenna will be jealous.
Jenna has money to go see the TS movie! Add this to all her other spending!
ReplyDeleteShe’s wearing the same outfit she wore to the concert, including a camera??? Not sure why she needs an old timey camera but whatever. Reminds us again it rained when she went to the concert. No1cuuuurrrrrsssss Jenna.
“Jenna has money” for frivolous purchases, but not enough to pay her mortgage.
DeleteHer cyberstalking of famous females is also psycho level scary. Jenna acts as if she’s 14 not 41. Obsessing over a mediocre, mainstream musician who’s straight is stupid.
DeleteI don't have the time or stomach for it, but I bet if I were to tally up all the non-essential crap she bought this year it would total at least $3K or so. Maybe even more since those Taylor Swift tickets were $900 minimum. So perhaps she spent around $5K this year -- precious funds that could have gone to mortgage, bills.
Delete“Woke up to a broken oil burner. Trying to fix it, but I may not have any hot water for a longtime. A furnace isn't a cheap fix and I still need to pay the mortgage and hay.
ReplyDeleteSometimes all I wish I had was another person here to be moral support when things get hard.”
What a crock of crap. “Sure, Jen.” The stupid, “scrappy little lesbian” is back to blatant lying. We knew that Wog was gearing up for a fall beg. It’s more manipulative marketing to elicit empathy from followers to filch free funds. She doesn’t have “another person” for “moral support,” because Jenna is a lazy loser who just wants money. “Hey hey, Hoo!!!”
“Jenna’s Jargon” is always deliberately done to be misleading, like saying “I may not have hot water for a longtime.” That’s not a fact. It’s cunningly crafted to come across as being in need of assistance, without actually saying “I’m a damsel in distress!!!”
DeleteMaybe she can mooch more money from Becca. After all, she actually works for a living. Unlike Jenna, who won’t get off her fat ass. Unless, it’s to waddle over to make her puke pan pizza, and “spooky cupcakes with sprinkles!”
DeleteShe’s been crying “wolves are at my door” for so long that no one believes her bullshit stories now.
Delete"A furnace isn't a cheap fix and I still need to pay the mortgage and hay."
DeleteThere is NO REASON, NONE AT ALL, to tell online strangers this, unless she is hinting at pity donations. Which everyone knows she is. Creepy woman.
If lying was a crime
ReplyDeleteShe'd be doing time
When she purchased her home less than 13 years ago, she crowed that the home came with a new whole-house furnace, new wood stove, new artesian well, well pump and a septic system only 9 years old.
With proper use and care, those systems were engineered to last 20 years.
But sure, now that she wants more pity purchases and donations, the oil burner is "broken". With her special talent for hyperbole, likely the plug fell out and she has to... plug it back into the outlet. 🤣
PDD
Legend 9:07: You're right. Or maybe she forgot that you actually have to put oil in those oil burners! She had such a busy weekend (or whatever) entertaining and playing teenager that she now has to switch gears and be a homeowner with responsibilities.
DeleteAnon, lol. Yep. "Somehow" she fixed it after calling a furnace guy, sending video texts to an enabler and watching three YouTube videos. Let me guess further.
Delete1. Oil ran out.
2. She needed to bleed line.
2. She hit reset button on furnace.
🤣🤣🤣
Adulting is SO HARD. What a maroon.
PDD
PDD. Jenna supposedly “fixed the furnace” after reading our comments. Including mine above earlier today. I’m waiting for her to delete now in response as usual.
DeleteThat all makes sense. With Becca staying with her they probably used more hot water
Deletethan normal and she ran out of fuel, which can lead to air in the line and you add fuel oil and hit reset. Done.
Her patterns are predictable. Jenna’s whining, hyperbolic begging, and fake panic are all designed to attract donations.
DeleteFor someone who has been living in “this house” for thirteen years, she sure is stupid as hell about very basic things. Or attempting to engineer a non-crisis in order to generate neg funds. Somehow I think it’s the second one.
Delete*beg funds not neg funds
DeleteIt astounds me that whenever anything goes wrong, the Pig Shocker's first instinct is to post about it online ALONG with a reminder that she doesn't have mortgage or hay. Just goes to show that she relies on internet strangers to support her before she'll lift a finger to help herself. Why a sad way to live.
DeleteAnon7. Jenna’s been begging for years this weird way. It’s obvious that she only mentions her needs to get donations.
DeleteI'd like to know what's going thru her mind when she begs for mortgage help and brags about luxury buys in the same breath.
DeleteAgreed Anon 7:33: She doesn't want someone for "moral support", she wants someone to foot the bills. Imagine, if someone were staying there and there was a needed repair that the homeowner couldn't pay for and it left YOU without hot water, and assuming you had some kind of income, you probably would feel obligated to pay for said repair, in fact you'd want to so you could have a hot shower! Then, instead of adjusting the next month's "rent", you'd say, that's ok, I know things are tight for you this month and let it go. and go. until the next time, and the next time. Think that's what happened to the last ex. she got tired of paying more than her fair share.
ReplyDeleteSo how would it normally work if Jenna had a platonic roommate paying half the rent and a repair was needed? Like if one of her stupid pipes froze and needed to be professionally fixed, would the roommate have to kick in for that? Or is it Jenna's sole responsibility as the homeowner?
DeleteThe landlord is responsible for repairs. Period.
DeleteRight. Under normal roommate agreements I would assume they'd move out or hold back the rent payment. Then Jenna would be right back where she started.
DeleteI’m Anonymous 7:33, and I appreciate your responses. I’ve also said that Shannon paid for more than her fair share. Jenna wants another bank account not a partner.
DeleteI still can't believe she blew what she had with Shannon, as she was super cute and seemed to have a pleasing personality. She also made a lot of improvements there, expanded the garden, made interesting (and healthy) meals. She split the bills, offered use of her car, her credit card...and appeared to be an ideal roommate/girlfriend providing much needed companionship.
DeleteAnd Jenna ran her off by refusing to change her economic ways (i.e. begging).
Anon7. I agree with what you wrote. And I doubt that she’ll ever find someone like Shannon again. It was a fluke due to the circumstances of Covid.
DeleteAnon 7 - I KNOW. Shannon was the shot of a lifetime for Jenna, and if anyone was going to give Jenna motivation to get a damn job it would have been Shannon. It's clear they talked about it multiple times. I'm glad Shannon saw the writing on the wall, because if Jenna wasn't going to change for her, she wouldn't change at all.
DeleteThis begs the question of whether Jenna could change if she really wanted to. She definitely would need support to make changes, but she has to be really motivated to do so.
OFF TOPIC question: For those who have mourning doves, do they migrate in the fall or do they stick around in your area? I'm in Southern California and always have them on my porch (for months) between Feb and August every year. But I read that the ones here don't migrate because our winters are so mild.
ReplyDeleteHowever, after my recent pair flew off 3 weeks ago, I haven't seen a single one around. Like none. Seems kinda odd since I could swear I used to see them year round...I think, not totally sure though.
This is a google question.
DeleteIt’s the kind of question that Jenna would ask.
DeleteAnon7, I'm happy to discuss off-topics. 😊
DeleteMourning doves are such fabulous birds. We have one-three that overwinter on our farm. They mate for life and sadly, one of ours lost her partner to a hawk. She stays nearby in the winter.
Bird guides say Mourning doves may stay year-round or fly south. Perhaps it depends on the individual bird's interests.
Here's a link:
https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Mourning_Dove/maps-range#
PDD
PDD. Like Anon7 couldn’t have researched that information herself. Talk about being a little lazy.
DeleteIf you carefully re-read what I wrote, I was asking everyone here if the doves stick around in their area. You know, if you see them in your yard or not after breeding season -- a personal observation. So not something I can Google, especially since I don't know where y'all live.
DeleteAnon7. Sorry, I misunderstood your comment. Thanks for clarifying.
DeleteI think it depends on which lines they're from. Some lines (same species but some adapted to have different behavior) will migrate while others have evolved to stay if there are continuous resources. Ours always migrated.
DeleteInstagram Sham
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Riveting non-tent. It’s always the same stupid pics of her hoarder’s hovel.
I thought it was a recycled pic until I saw the ax. Is it normal to keep an ax in your home like that? Does she chop up wood on the linoleum?
DeleteAnon7. There’s nothing “normal” about anything that Jenna does. Including her posed props for pics like axes and rifles inside. All her hovel photos look “recycled,” because it’s the same scene.
DeleteAnon7, her photo shows a hand axe / hatchet. They're used to chop small logs into smaller pieces (along the grain) in order to make fire-starting kindling. She could accomplish the same by gathering& using fallen twigs or branches, broken into 6-12 inch pieces.
DeleteI have a hatchet, although I never artfully pose it in "carefully curated" photos. Besides, a wood splitting wedge works much better than a hand axe.
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At least it's not the freaking rifle.
DeleteWhat in hell is all that junk piled against the wall?! Four - count 'em -four dingy old suitcases, and what, pray tell, is that pile of rocks on the floor next to that yellow thing on the left? Also, nobody puts home canned goods next to a hot fire. Why isn't the Dutch oven in the kitchen where it belongs?
DeleteHow could anybody even get to the stove to tend the fire with all that shit piled in front of it?
Anonymous 5:13. Her hoarder’s hovel is disgusting. Just like Jenna.
DeleteSo Jenna’s giving us her “hot take” on the Eras movie (tickets are $20 by the way).
ReplyDeleteSo my kid’s friend is a big TS fan and asked them to go. My kid is not a TS fan but loves music and concerts so was totally game to go. I live in Jenna’s area so I was definitely hoping to see her in the wild!!!!
Anyway, dropped my kid off to meet the friend and the theater was packed with….
Over a hundred little girls with their moms! I chuckled to myself thinking of Jenna showing up in her dime store Indiana Jones cosplay looking for lesbians and finding all these kids dressed up in sequins and glitter!
$20...plus the gas to drive there. And surely she bought food/drinks at the concession stand. Yet she doesn't have enough for hay, lol.
DeleteBTW, did you happen to see if they were selling those special edition TS popcorn buckets? They sell for $20 as well, according to my local news.
Anonymous 3:15. Your description was funny. I’m sure that Wog was very disappointed not to find her new soul mate, and “moral support” at the movie. Instead, there was only moms and kids. “Hoo!!!”
DeleteShe must have looked ridiculous and stood out like a sore thumb. Hopefully she didn't scream sing through the whole movie.
DeleteAnon 3:15, how I laughed over your comment whilst doing chores this morning.
DeleteI can absolutely see the scene: a middle-aged squat hobbit (her description), misanthropic, dressed as a dark-colored "dime store Indiana Jones cosplay" hanging near little girls and their moms.
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I’m just waiting on her next round of defiant denial and demented explanation/ justification as news keeps rolling in of TS and Kelce being so happy together last weekend in NYC.
Delete“Currently getting my furnace serviced. That sounds a lot more exciting than it is.”
ReplyDeleteNo one wants to “service” the lying, lazy loser. This announcement is just a stupid subtext for more manipulative marketing. It’s “Jenna’s Jargon” for free funds.
Her FURNACE?!* After begging for firewood money, now she is going to use the furnace which we all know has been there all these years. What a con. Can't wait to hear her complain about her freezing cold house in January. Turn up the thermostat darlin'
DeleteSFF. I wrote the comment above. Her furnace has functioned for years, but the bitch wants firewood. Jenna has enough fat on her obese body to keep her hot. She’s the Cambridge Queen of Con.
DeleteI use both. Furnace comes on when I'm not home and at night, I have a fire during the days. In recent years I've found it's just as cheap or cheaper to use the furnace. Firewood has gotten too expensive and I can't do any wood myself. She should just give it up already.
DeleteAnonymous 1:49. She’s too stubborn, stupid, and fixated on her fake, feral farmer image. Burning wood instead of using her functional furnace is part of her posing.
DeleteMy understanding is the furnace is for the hot water?
DeleteI live in the south where we don’t have oil furnaces. Is it customary up north to have a furnace for your hot water and another one for your house?
DeleteWIW, her house came with a new "whole house" furnace, and she's admitted to using it. Based on photos, her furnace thermostat works.
DeleteYears ago, she posted her oddball intent to only heat with wood since she has trees (that she doesn't manage or harvest) and because she wants to 'stick it to the oil industry' by not using oil.
I get the sentiment of not using oil, but she uses oil every day (at a minimum to heat household water), so she's kind of a hypocrite in this argument. She doesn't manage her own woodlot, or collect downed trees/wood, and she won't operate a chain saw. She buys pre-cut, often pre-seasoned, wood that's delivered and probably costs more $$$ than oil. With the way she operates it, her old wood stove produces a lot of air pollution, but she doesn't care.
As usual, she's the victim of fuzzy thinking.
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Another example of Jargon??
DeleteIn 2017, she wrote "The Farm has an oil furnace that did steam/hot water heat when I moved in. The lack of power during storms and bursting pipes made it way impractical... the fires were warmer/safer feeling."
Sure... relying only on a wood stove in an uninsulated house sounds way more practical.
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On IG stories, right on cue, four (4!) pig shares magically appear, as do two more lambs. And here we dummies thought it was all “sold out”!
ReplyDeleteShe is scrappy, hence everyone should buy from her, according to the post. Oh, and she has managed this farm for thirteen years! Buy some damn pork now, damnit!
Her whole life is lies.
DeleteJenna’s been pulling this same scam for years. I’m shocked that anyone who’s been following her shit-show still can’t see it. Her enablers are even stupider than her.
DeleteNote to Newbies: Jenna just wants free funds up front for animals that aren’t even ready yet. But when they’re born, and ready to be butchered, she’ll whine about needing more money. Even though she claims that cost was included in the original price.
DeleteI still find it hard to believe that people fall for pre-paying so far in advance for an animal. We raise pigs and there are so many things that can go wrong. There’s just no way to guarantee you will have enough to fill those orders. But as others have stated, she hopes they will forget about it and she keeps the cash. No wonder no one local buys from her. That’s too bad because Washington County is an ag County and she could do very well producing 3-4 litters each year. That would be manageable for a 1 person operation if she staggered the litters. As others have said, she’s blown so many opportunities… it’s shameful.
DeleteAnon3, 👏👏👏👏👏
DeleteAnon3. I second what PDD said. I’m quietly clapping at your comment.
DeleteAnon 3 - there is a butcher shop within a 20 minute drive of Jenna's where you can order your meat and get it that week. I don't know why anyone would buy a share of pork / lamb from jenna over a year in advance.
Delete“Pet portraits still on sale until Saturday! They are currently $50 for color 9x12” original ink and watercolors shipped anywhere in the world FREE!! Message here or email through the website if interested!”
ReplyDeleteRight. Sure she’ll ship to France for free. It’s more manipulative marketing again. Jenna is putting pressure on people to make a pity purchase, because she’s desperate for money to pay her bills. Unfortunately, she rigidly refuses to get off her fat ass to work a part-time job. Which would solve her situation. Her stupid scribbles are always on some sort of sale. So the fake Saturday deadline is deceptive.
“It’s all liminal space, darling”
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And “it’s all boring non-tent, dipshit.” She can’t even use the concept correctly.
Jenna has time to drive to cemeteries in Bennington, and explore them, but can’t be bothered to work a part-time job. What about the cost of gas?
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ReplyDeleteI can’t stand her dumb, Disneyesque drawings. Jenna is stuck in a rut, and has no range as an artist.
New Blahhhhg up.
ReplyDelete“Hoo!!!”
DeleteEverything is great! Bought 8 chickens from a grandma for $8 each. Had her furnace serviced, spent time with Becca, her gay bestie. Still hasn’t made last month’s mortgage
ReplyDeleteHer whole life is lies.
Delete“I was able to get it to work again and heat the house’s water after a lot of line bleeding, youtube videos, and phone calls with handy fiends but it was a reminder that this thing isn’t like a kitchen table, it’s a machine with moving parts and basically a domesticated bomb in my stone and dirt basement, so having someone give it a cleaning and let me know where it stands, functionally, seemed important.”
ReplyDeleteShe has “handy fiends” instead of friends. More proof that Jenna doesn’t edit her rotten writing. Her long, run-on sentences are stupid.
“Turns out the furnace is okay, if very dirty. It was cleaned and the filter replaced and now there’s some new issues with the venting system but one thing at a time. I handed him the check for $185 and thanked him, but also felt that sting. I’m still trying to get hay for winter in. I’m still trying to earn enough to pay last month’s mortgage before the month ends. It's always something.”
DeleteAnother transparent plea for free funds.
“Earlier that day, one of my closest friends, Becca, left that farm to return to her home on the coast. Becca and I dated a few years ago, then didn’t talk for two years, and then after a big breakup she reached out to reconnect in the name of support and friendship and we’ve been gay besties ever since. The weekend with her was so wonderful, reminding me what truly makes me happy and that’s taking care of people. I love to host things, cook, create a space that feels comfortable and safe and homey. We did some farm work, she ran a local 5k (and then 10 miles the next day around the county), but mostly we cooked and talked and caught up. And those conversations holding steaming mugs of coffee by the wood stove in the morning are why I love her so much. She helps me see things differently.
DeleteShe sees my farm as an asset, something I worked hard to keep and have been making more beautiful every year. She sees it as something that should attract the right people to me, not push them away.
Since I came out and started dating, all I do is apologize for my farm. I need to stop. This is the life I chose and it’s beautiful and fufilling and meaningful to me. But when I am dating someone, I am always guarded, always waiting for them to say it won’t work because of my lack of ability to travel, leave for a weekend away, be a regular person that does things like vacations and Christmas with family and like that.”
Jenna is a “grown up” who likes to “take care of people.” She’s really not an animal abusing beggar, pathological liar, and sociopathic scammer like we’ve thought.
“People, regardless of gender or sexuality, are taken aback when they find out how local I live, it’s practically a living history museum to some. But I need to remind myself that this farm isn’t my dirty secret, it’s my life’s passion and where I have grown, changed, lived, loved, and had a small and beautiful life. Someone else, somewhere, wakes up wishing they could trade in all their time in an office for a quieter life on a mountain farm, I just know it. Maybe they have traveled, have done incredible things, and now want to come home to a wife in the shire that is making butternut soup and serving it with fresh bread their neighbor baked in exchange for a dozen eggs. To someone, that sounds like heaven, not prison.
DeleteSo I wait for her.”
You had that “wife” with Shannon, but you blew that relationship.
“If you’ve been following my story this whole time, thank you. It means so much. I want to make you all proud and write more and more, and hopefully have new words out after this winter, even if it’s just a self-published project, but I am not giving up on my words or this place. I’ll earn back that $185 soon as possible, start saving for a house payment, get more hay in (or at least enough to get by) and keep being the woman who maybe can’t go with you and your friends to New York City for the weekend, still has the skillset to ride a fast horse and pull a hawk out of the sky. I have books, my fishing, my yoga practice, and hope that this winter might not be alone by the woodstove but maybe getting to experience someone new.
DeleteI guess I’ll see. But the point of all this, the farm keeps going and I believe it will keep getting better if I don’t give up. God hates a coward.”
Yeah. “God hates a lying, lazy loser like Jenna.” It always “means so much” when a stupid sycophant gives her donations.
I’ve only posted some of her stupid snippets above. It’s the usual dumb dispatch that’s drivel.
DeleteThanks to Wog, I learned a whole-house oil furnace isn't like a kitchen table. Riveting content. Please send money!
DeletePDD
GFY, Jenna, with that stupid “earn back” and “up” crap.
DeleteNo one of merit “wants to trade in” a successful life for a putrid person like Jenna. And this “shire” shit is completely pretentious. She’s not that famous, British shepherdess who is the antithesis of the filthy feral failure. Her hovel is a falling apart old house that’s been depreciating for years.
DeleteAs far as I know she’s never had the skillset to ride a fast horse. Does she think she owns fast horses? Does Patty (who seems to have disappeared) have fast horses? I think Jenna is scared of horses.
DeleteAnd apparently she's not able to pull hawks from the sky as to date she has been unable to do so, much to her dismay.
DeleteAnon 5:56 correction: She has been unable to get a hawk so far this fall.
Delete"It’ a place where buying a new fancy hooded sweatshirt is a once-a-year purchase." Oh, please! What about those Eros tickets and all the other TS crap you've bought? Poor, poor Jenna.
DeleteSo the senior horses only get hay for a Northeast winter? What about some senior feed and floating their teeth so they can actually eat it?
It really bugs me that she called Becca her "gay bestie." Maybe I should start labeling one of my closest friends as "my Native American bestie." (Eye roll)