….I understand anything about her but… I do not understand about the whole cake mix thing. She says she will bake a cake…with this cake mix…if she gets some arbitrary number of subscribers. The whole thing is so stupid I don't have the capacity to even try to think about it. The main question is Who Cares? Is there someone in the world that will subscribe so she can bake a cake? What if she lies and bakes the cake any way?……yeah, okay…WHO CARES? Is this what passes as content nowadays? We're doomed.
HD. I’ll bet that even your “zero creativity” claims are still better than Jenna’s!
ReplyDeleteWell, thanks. At least mine is a temporary condition. :-)
ReplyDeleteHD
Exactly!
Delete“And if you don’t want art, but want to support the farm, my venmo is jennawog”
ReplyDeleteShe always has her hands out for free funds. No one wants to “support” a lying, lazy loser like Jenna.
Unfortunately, Jenna has no interest in trying to “support” her lie-style.
DeleteOn IG:
ReplyDeleteA filtered selfie and a blurb that she’s thrilled she’s losing followers because she is speaking up about gay issues.
Since she posts about how gay she is 24/7-365, maybe, just maybe it’s her rotten business practices and begging that are making her Lose followers???
I concur. And a pretty heavy hand with the filter. She needs to tone that down A LOT.
Delete🤣🤣🤣
DeleteUh, oh... Woke Wog is on the loose (in between the "more important" conspiracy theories about Taylor Swift’s private life).
Agree on the latest picture - any more filter and she'll look like a praying mantis!
PDD
PDD. I’m the one who started saying Woke Wog awhile ago. It’s nice to see that it’s catching on here. It suits her hypocritical humble-bragging, and vacuous virtue-signaling. Funny, how her fake face looks even worse with filters.
DeleteI’ve literally, never once seen Jenna with a genuine smile. She always wears the same smug smirk with a tightly pressed together mouth. It’s repellent.
DeleteAmazing how Woke Wog never really does for others. She can waste gobs of time (1.5 hours to catch a trout for laughs and mess up its day), but she doesnt give back to the community.
DeletePlus, she's so "in tune" with her local gay community that she had to publicly ask when Pride was being celebrated.
What a taint. You reap what you sow, 'Darlin' .
Woke Wog is a joke. Jenna has zero concern for her community, and she has no social scruples.
DeleteThe filters aren’t fooling anyone. Her skin isn’t good, and it’s smoothed out. Jenna is also jowly and jiggly in real life.
DeleteShe has a ton of free time and could EASILY volunteer at her local pride society, helping to organize and put on this event. Her animals are not so high-maintenance she can't leave them for a few hours at a time, she does for other things.
DeleteBoy howdy.
ReplyDeleteI guess no one is sending hot beef sandwiches her way so no more blahhhhggggs for us!!!
“Hoo!!!” I knew that it wouldn’t last long. Her rotten writing is only motivated by mooching money.
DeleteShe's already run out of content. It must be a relief to not have to appear interesting anymore ... because she's not.
DeleteHow much money would it take for her to write actual farm content instead of her weed-induced ramblings on bad farm care, fear of farm equipment and new ways to screw off?
DeletePDD
SFF. The fact that she’s already been asking followers for content prompts shows her lack of topics to discuss.
DeletePDD. It would take much more money than a few dollars for greedy Jenna.
Politically Incorrect Trigger Warning (said sarcastically):
ReplyDeleteIt looks like the fab, fierce femme is showing off her beefy biceps with stinky pit hair. Her hygiene is horrid. Unfortunately, we’ve smelled her stench around town.
I can see why she refers to herself as a Baba Yaga. She looks like one.
DeleteJenna also oddly angles her arms to appear slimmer than they are. She poses with them bent upright, so that her flabby wattles don’t dangle.
DeleteHer lack of good grooming is gross. It’s no wonder why she’s still single.
DeleteHD. Once again, BM returns only when something negative is mentioned about Jenna’s physical attributes. Please delete their comment as usual. They’re only here to chaos chaos amongst us.
DeleteEdit: cause chaos
DeleteThe crazy “deranger,” as aptly called by PDD, is probably either Jenna or a sycophant supporter. No one else would be that sensitive only over comments made about their appearance. Rather than being concerned about her actions like begging, animal abusing, pathological lying, and scam schemes.
DeleteJenna has also been known to make creepy comments that are lascivious. Especially the ones about Buffy and marrying a virgin. Her Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson were also very strange.
DeleteEdit: 1. Especially, and 2. Paulson tweets
DeleteHD. Please delete the comments above. Thanks.
DeleteWhat does BM mean?
DeleteBig Momma…that was the handle that Jenna used to use when she posted all those deranged crude comments.
DeleteHD
HD. It looks like you agree with me that BM is Jenna. She’s capable of that kind of crudeness. It’s very obvious, because only Wog would be so sensitive about her appearance.
DeleteAbsolutely. I have zero doubt that it's Jenna. She sure is a catch….I can't imagine she’s still single. I'm not sure what sort of person would be impressed by the immature crudeness. I pity her.
DeleteHD
Is there a reason she used 'big momma'? Like the Owl in.. that Disney movie? Fox and the Hound?
DeleteHD. Jenna has left the same deranged comment below. It’s pitiful that she’s futilely lashing out at strangers. Rather than getting a job to support herself like a normal adult. “Hoo!!!”
DeleteAnonymous 3:43. You can’t analyze motives behind what a crazy person does. It’s probably nonsensical, just like Jenna’s rotten writing.
DeleteMore whining... if only, instead of goofing off for hours on end, she got even a part-time job to earn real money for home repairs/improvement...
ReplyDelete"I am not going to write a sob story about the state of the farm, but to summarize: the place has never been better, and sales have never been harder...(discipline)...is keeping me under this roof despite inflation, lack of audience, and my own stubbornness to not give up.
All week people email about pork, soap, or logos, and then about 80% change their mind or decline during our correspondence, because we are all dealing with uncertainty and hardship. Most of my friends out here are struggling, and the ones that aren't, I feel like I'm losing to class differences. It just happens. It's nobody's fault, but it's a real buzzkill talking about your third vacation of the year to someone who can't afford heat."
Only a fool continues doing something that doesn't work, and then begs for help.
PDD
PDD. LOL!!! I’m feeling flattered today that you’re using another one of my sayings in the username.
DeleteAnon, I LOVE your humor.
Deletepdd
PDD. Thanks! And I also love your intelligent and entertaining comments.
DeleteI’ll bet the people who are on their third vacation have jobs. It just burns me that she feels entitled to their money.
DeleteWow. That blog. I’ll tell you this much for free darlings... this post was right back to “help a poor, scared lesbian by sending cash”.
ReplyDeleteShe’s declaring she will not leave the farm again so keep this date in mind when she is leaving the farm lol.
I’ll say it again. One can’t be both victim and victor at the same time. Jenna can’t be fearless and feral, yet “terrified” of fake foreclosure letters.
DeleteReally, how petty and jealous can one scrappy homesteader be to begrudge friends who took vacations. We all make choices. Some travel, some don't. I can't imagine referring to vacation discussions with a friend/acquaintance as a "buzzkill".
DeleteAnd if she referred to PP in this discussion, I sincerely hope PP, who's always enabled and bailed her a$$ out, gives FF a big freakin' cold shoulder at the next whine. Tough love rules.
PDD
As I drove to our local feed store, I contemplated what deep down desire-to-fail must exist in PS that keeps her a perpetual victim.
ReplyDeleteAssuming her overall finances are truly shakey (and that she's not simply lying to goose donations), how can a single, college-educated woman, without children and with affordable housing, be so lousy at managing her life's finances? At some point, even her best friends must get tired of non-stop whining, hand-holding and never-ending bailouts.
In 13 years, she appears to have learned little. Her property is worse for her having lived there; major repairs probably lurk and instead of fixing & repairing, when she has free time she screws off! Unless you're 13, summer isn’t only a time to lie in the hammock, nibble ice cream, and play in the river. It's the time to get ahead & organise repairs that take you into fall and prep for winter. Yet, she refuses to 'adult'.
Self-sabotage is her misplaced insistence on working slowly, stupidly and ineffectively, under the guise of stubbornness.
Legitimate farmers look for ways to become more efficient. She seems to ALWAYS take the more cumbersome path. Selling your services by insisting people "DM you" is wildly inefficient. Focusing on selling original sketches instead of selling prints of popular drawings wastes time. Keeping animals that have no farm value isn’t smart. Selling meat animals without a clear understanding of their cost guarantees failure. And on and on...
Gal really needs some professional help.
PDD
That was well-out. Her victim narrative has become ongoing. And her frequent mention of “13/14 year-old Jenna” shows how immature Wog is. She’s incapable of making mature, adult decisions.
DeleteEdit: well-put
DeleteWell said, PDD.
Delete“Want to adopt a piglet?!! 4x6” ink and watercolor!”
ReplyDeleteOf course, she doesn’t give a price for the stupid scribble. The head hog is back to putting pressure on people to make a pity purchase.
Love the armpit hair.
ReplyDeleteIt’s repellent. Just like Jenna.
DeleteHD. Please delete Jenna’s deranged comment. Clearly, she’s been drinking again, smoking too much weed, and off her psych meds.
DeleteThe “tell” that the “deranger” is Jenna, is that they don’t deny it.
DeleteExactly! If she's selling her time, there's only so much of it to monetize. She could use the website Shannon designed to have direct purchases for impulse buys - no need for her to send messages back/forth. She could use app to draw cartoon dogs from photos and highlight/color for "artist's touch." She could sell her mugs, etc through a third party (like Zazzle), where she doesn't even have to pack & ship. If she used the USPS app, she could have soaps and drawings picked up at her house - no need to waste time driving to post office. And let's not forget, she could get a roommate and split half the mortgage & utilities.
ReplyDeleteThere are ways to work successfully from home - but not as she does it.
Repeatedly doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome isn't stubbornness; it's craziness.
PDD
Yes!⬆️ I mean she could still beg for funds but providing “impulse buys” on her website is a great idea. Her whole DM’ing back and forth about paid work is literally “working harder not smarter”.
ReplyDeleteNew dispatch. Paid $4 for slabs of Amish wood to burn in her fireplace. She’s out of firewood.
ReplyDeleteComical darlings. I’ll tell ya’ that much for free!!
Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea to burn wood in the fireplace with the doors to the outside wide-open?
DeleteY'all better send her mo' money!
PDD
Now she claims that the house is old and doesn't have heat. What happened to the OIL FURNACE she has?
DeleteAnonymous 12:50. Her whole life is lies. She has heaters, and a functional furnace.
DeleteShe’s continuing to lose more followers. But bragging about it on instagram. It’s not like she’s active in her queer community.
ReplyDeleteWhat to say... what to say. That picture! Did she wear that air pit hair to the TS concert? Good thing it was raining or the arms in the air "singing"....oh man. If I send her a dollar maybe she would stop posting pictures. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI think she doesn’t shave because of the patriarchy or something. Like woman shave for men not themselves, it’s natural, etc. I struggle to understand this kind of stuff ( definitely getting to that point in my life) but to me I guess, if that’s what she’s putting out there, then that’s what she’ll attract- and maybe that’s the point 🤷♀️ She wants a hairy Baba Yaga? I’m sure someone can explain this all better than me, but I think not shaving has to do with fighting the patriarchy lol.
DeleteAnonymous 5:43. Yeah, you’re right. And you’ve described it very well. Jenna acts as if men are the enemy now, but she wanted one for years. Frankly, I find her hairy hobbit appearance to be unattractive.
DeleteWomen should do what they want - when they want - for themselves, not for others. I don't care if women have hairy armpits, but Wog does it because she emulates whatever her latest persona requires. Her life is performance - bad kabuki.
DeleteWe had the shepherdess phase. Her laughable kilt period. The badass hipster look. Wanna-be Hobbit cosplay. Her falconer Robin-of-Loxley imitations. Now we see her lesbian look, complete with bandanas, rainbows and hairy armpits to "Fcuk the patriarchy!"
Folks, this is what you get when you don't have a core. Most people figure this out by their early 20s. Not her.
PDD
https://www.instagram.com/p/CtOvoaIOoS_/?hl=en
ReplyDeletebranumcarol: “You weren't gay when l first started following you years ago,what happened,you just got tired of trying to find a man?”
“scrappy little lesbian”: “(I was gay then, too) Happy Pride!”
branumcarol: “there's a story about two bulls in a field one says why don't we run over there and f one of those lady's,the other bull says why don't we walk and f them all!... frankly,l feel just having one friend limits you from having multiple people in your life...l see all this as a fad like the hoola hoop..l have been single since 83 and l am not going to start licking puss just coz l can't find a suitable boyfriend.,plus,l have multiple girl friends that are just friends no sex involved,l don't know what's wrong with this young generation that's having sex with there friends it's very limiting l would think to your freedom.But,then l am old,65 and l just don't understand..and yes dear,l remember you posting 20 years ago that you wanted to meet a man.”
Right. “Sure, Jen.” We also recall how desperately you wanted to meet a man for years. When most of them rejected your amorous advances, then you thought that women would be easier. Unfortunately, no one wants to be with a lazy, lying loser like you.
DeleteClassic.
DeleteOP (Carol) correctly remembered FF'S history, and instead of diffusing the comment with an even-handed response ("Yes, I wrote about men, but I realized at age ( ) that my true passions are with women."), FF ramped it up with snark and a dig, which then prompted some off-the-wall commentary from OP. At this point, faux farmer needed to give it a rest; however, FF was SO offended, she trashed OP, older people and rehashed her coming-out tale (yawn). I always laugh, btw, at her newly-found solidarity and understanding of gay rights in America, something in which she largely hasn't participated or helped. Posting Taylor Swift and gay pride stories on IG since 2020 isn't exactly rockin' the revolution.
She's so full of her own self-righteous 💩, I'm surprised she can zip up her jeans.
PDD
PDD. Funny that Jenna’s used brown in her blog post, because she’s full of shit.
DeleteShe probably can’t “zip up her own jeans” after pigging out on pizza, ice cream and frosted brownies.
Deletehttps://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ufy9x/iama_a_single_29yearold_homesteader_author/
ReplyDelete“ha, I'm not a lesbian. I'm single though, yes. My family comes up to visit sometimes. They don't understand the farming life though.”
If you were really so “gay” all those years, why were you still searching for a man?
DeleteYes, eElveryone finds their own path, but for YEARS she posted about wanting a man. She asked for dating advice and wanted readers to hook her up. She lamented about her 'perfect man'. She told the world she was straight, retold stories of unrequited love (especially with the nice guy in high school who wanted her sister, not her). Later, after it seemed dates didn't go anywhere, she posted she was bi or queer. At some point, she announced she was lesbian.
DeleteI'm cis, hetero. I don't really care what her sexual story is, but posting truth is important. Don't bullshit readers, play revisionist history and pretend none of it happened. Because it did.
PDD
Edit: Everyone
DeletePDD. You’ve nailed it as always. And the same goes for her furnace. Jenna’s trying to “revise” her history.
DeleteAgreed Legend 3:57 and Woke 4:27. She writes about something but doesn't seem to think readers remember anything or maybe she doesn't expect to have readers who stay around for long. She needs to admit to things and give explanations. If her furnace has quit or is unsafe to use, SAY SO. (I don't think so because it seems that's how she heats her water). Own up to the switch in sexual preference, etc., she needs to write about it. I find her writing convoluted and confusing. I can't decide if its intentional or just her style of poor writing. I only tried to read one of her books many years ago and thought at the time how bad it was but thought it was just me.
DeleteAnd let's not forget her sexual awakening bleg post where that middle school boy touched her neck while adjusting her necklace and made her tingle all over!
Delete“Yesterday I got such an ignorant comment it shocked me how ignorant some people are about homosexuality, like as a concept. This woman didn’t even understand same-sex attraction, she thought I was choosing to have sex with platonic female friends because I couldn’t find a man?!”
ReplyDelete“And I was thinking, hasn’t this person watched a single lesbian movie or TV show? Read any queer books? Has any queer friends?! And the answer is no. Because there are people who still think homosexuality is equivalent to deviant behavior. They’re terrified”
And right on response schedule, here’s her ridiculous rebuttal to our comments yesterday. The truth is that Jenna “can’t find” anyone, of either gender, because she’s an animal abusing beggar, pathological liar, and sociopathic scammer.
You can't convince me that if a desirable wealthy man came along, and wanted to date her, that she wouldn't toss all her rainbow flags into the trash. Bi bi bi, pride!
DeleteAnon7. I totally agree with what you wrote. She’d return to “the other team” if it offered her financial security.
DeleteAccording to IG, Jenna has been working all day on a blah- blahg post about Carol’s comment.
ReplyDeleteIt’ll be more riveting non-tent with rotten writing, and putrid, purple prose.
DeleteAnd don't forget to leave her a tip on Venmo (preferred, since she probably hit the $600 cap on both her PayPals.)
DeleteAnon7. “It means so much. Hoo!!!”
Delete"Yesterday I got some rude comments from a shockingly-ignorant person. I wasn’t even offended because the comments were so ridiculous."
ReplyDeleteShe says she wasn't offended? But then goes on to write a 30 PARAGRAPH bleg post? Sure, Jen.
Maybe she does really like women now, but truly, I think she's by bisexual. Cuz I read many, many posts on her old bleg where she pined away about men. She wrote about her perfect man with such desire, it was palpable. She even made mention of a hot male celebrity actor she lusted after. Does anyone remember who that actor was?
I'm pretty sure it was the hunky guy who played Jamie Fraser in Outlander: Sam Heughan. She even tagged him after a whistle homage of the theme song. She was obsessed with the Jamie and Claire romance in Outlander.
DeleteShe also liked bearded Jason Bateman (made her forget about Jamie, she wrote) and actor Dashiell Eaves; she repeatedly tagged him and named the hawk "Dash" after him.
PDD
It’s funny that only one person has replied on Twitter. And they hardly have any followers. So much for Sapphic solidarity with what she wrote. LOL!!!
Delete“I've given myself the life I have always dreamed of, and not to brag, but at no point was a husband responsible for any of it.”
DeleteThat dream life was made possible by begging money from followers. And it’s continued until today. She’s not “responsible” at all.
“If you're straight, that's great. I don't have a problem with your lifestyle. Some of my closest friends are straight.”
DeleteThis is just like the classic saying “Some of my best friends are black.” And she’s had a lot of negative things to spout about heterosexuals and their “lifestyle.” Jenna is a blatant liar. “Hoo!!!”
‘You look like a fucking idiot saying that stuff about brown cows. Grow up.”
DeleteLook at the biggest “fucking idiot” who has never “grown up” lecturing others about being an adult.
The fact that she claims all of the credit for her lie-style is astounding. Jenna wouldn’t even have a home if not for mooching money from followers.
DeleteI found her latest blog misleading and full of posturing and virtue signaling. Smug, too. Also full of typos and grammatical errors as per usual.
DeleteMy biggest issue with it though is as always her lying and pretentious way of claiming victories that aren’t hers to claim. Oh, and the gay card she plays to mooch money and sympathy without work or effort? Sickening. And I am the very supportive mama bear of a gay kid.
I don’t really care what she is, orientation wise, but what pushes me off is her general attitude of an effing know it all. By her own admission she is barely out of the closet, but hooo! She’ll tell you this much for free, she is acting like an effing authority on all things gay. Stfu, wog. It’s the same way she raised a few chicks and called herself an authority on chicks. Or sheep. Or how and arrow. Or fiddle.
DeleteShe is terrible at all of the above, at best. But to hear her tell it, she is the authority. Makes me nauseous.
Oops autocorrect got me. Pisses me off* and bow and arrow *
DeleteY’all know what I was trying to say.
There were two phrases that jumped out at me...."self-awareness" and something about "being aware of how this person looks to the public" Please apply this to YOURSELF, JW.
DeleteJenna should nominate herself as the reigning Queer Queen. Did you “guys” know that she’s been a lesbian forever? “Hoo!!!”
DeleteA lot of lesbians will try heteronormative relationships due to society pushing that on them, internal homophobia, and many other related reasons. It's well recorded in the lesbian communities that this phenomenon occurs, including people going on to marry a man (or multiple) and have children before realizing what it means.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if the people here know about that or are in the community. It seems they do not.
I'm not in the community but I am aware of this. I appreciate that it is very complicated with a huge number of possible feelings and situations.
DeleteI feel like the conversation surrounding Jenna as opposed to 'normal' gay folks is completely different. Let me just put the disclaimer here that I don't know what’s in her head…(thank god). But with this issue along with every other issue in her life….she is so inauthentic I can't believe anything. Because of that, I've never really believed she was gay. Do I care? Nope not one iota. I think she has never fit in with anybody. She has tried to find "her people" but it has never worked for her. Think of the groups that she has tried to be in…and none of them have worked. 3 or 4 different religious/spiritual groups, archery, herding dogs, fiddlers, falconer, dog trainer, homesteaders, working horses, vegetarian, ex-vegetarian, runner, hiker, bar rat, board gamer, online gamer, livestock keeper, shepherdess, farmer, T. Swift super fan, straight girl, gay girl, etc, etc.
I'm sure there are things I'm forgetting. These things aren’t just hobbies or interests….these are identities that she has adopted. I think trying to find somewhere to fit in…but it doesn't work. It has never worked.
HD
Of course that is the case for many. I don’t believe it is for Jenna. I think she is conveniently using this narrative, which while true for many others, is only being used by her with the purpose of soliciting pity donations and Pride hashtags, etc. i could be wrong. I just don’t think genuine narrative ever has come from her lips. There is always a scammy agenda behind everything she does and says. At this point, like the Murdaugh murders guy, she MAY say something that is true, but after so many lies, nobody will believe it.
DeleteJenna is disingenuous. She’s “cried wolf” too often to be believed anymore. Using her sexual preference is just more manipulative marketing for free funds. I’ve never seen other gay people label themselves, like this, and it’s purely for the purpose of mooching money.
DeleteHD. “Her people” are animal abusers, beggars, and sociopathic scammers.
DeleteOf course we don’t know that. Add it to the list of our failings. #1. Bigots #2. Ableists and #3. Ignorant pushers of heteronormative relationships.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Your comment made me smile.
DeleteFortunately, there are people like Bigot Hater here, who will educate us on how to be politically correct. Of course, it’s always according to their stupid standards.
DeleteSomeone here likes to use big words like “heteronormative” in order to appear smarter than they are.
DeleteSmarter than we are! I’ll tell you that for free!?!
Delete"Scammy Agenda" is a perfect description of her dispatches. No matter how genuine she tries to appear she can't help slipping in the beg. It seems pathological and it has become compulsive behavior for her to put her hand out regardless of the situation. I wonder if she is like that in person too? It would explain a lot.
ReplyDeleteSFF. She’s the same way in person. Unfortunately, we know her from living in Cambridge. Begging has become a chronic condition for her existence. And it’s pathological at this point.
DeleteScammy agenda indeed. Also why is she always mentioning that she's gay? I have a lot of gay friends, not once do they mention it. People just know it and no one cares. She's the one that makes such a damn big deal about it.
ReplyDeleteJenna only mentions her sexual preference in an asinine attempt to use it as a means for manipulative marketing. Naturally, it fails, like everything that she does.
Delete“what winter?”
ReplyDeleteHer stupid tweets and posts are drivel non-tent.
https://twitter.com/coldantlerfarm/status/1668004525523738625?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
So her horses are allowed to roam free, no halters, feet from the road. Brilliant
DeleteAnon 8:42, and to add a further layer of stupidity, the wire surrounding them isn't electric fence. She was too lazy to put up temporary electric fence - she just looped regular string around t-posts. If a horse tests the line, they're walking right through that wire, feet from the main road.
DeletePDD
“Guys?!” Jen is just trying to flirt with her fans on here with crazy comments. If she has this kind of time to waste, heckling total strangers, maybe she should write more boring blog posts about her lazy loser lie-style. Her incredible, Lez Wolf Memes on Instagram, could also be worked on. Since it’s been such a smashing success. Her life is SO fulfilling and fascinating. I’m shocked that Glennon Doyle hasn’t jumped at the chance to publish Wog’s memoir!!!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.instagram.com/lezwolfmemes/?hl=en
DeleteLez Wolf Memes, in which she clumsily stole other people's photographs and art (without crediting), then added b-o-r-i-n-g descriptions, all in vain attempts to attract dates or get attention.
Deletepdd
PDD. It also hasn’t been updated for a long time due to lack of interest from followers. She’s infamous for stealing other people’s work without giving them credit.
DeleteSome of us are strangers to her. But others have met Jenna in person. And have had unpleasant encounters with her arrogant attitude.
Delete“Jury’s still out on the wind chimes”
ReplyDeleteYour “dumb little life” is meaningless.
So now her horses are loose without halters to mow her lawn, feet from the road. What if something frightens them and they bolt?
Delete“Sometimes I see the same neighbors driving up and down the mountain 4-8 times a day, and I can't tell if it's for work or boredom, but I don't envy either situation.”
ReplyDeleteI’m sure that they “don’t envy” your lazy loser lie-style.
And surely the same neighbors see her driving off several times a day for:
Delete-Subway roast beef sandwiches
-Fishing trips, swimming holes
-Battenkill Books purchases
-Stewart's for premium ice cream
-The laundromat to de-stench stuff
-The local dump for expensive finds
-Hawk searching excursions
-Trips to the brewery
Did I miss anything?
Trips to the post office to mail out all those soap orders. Hahaha. Oh, and mortgage checks.
DeleteHD
“Good morning! This farm is going to try to make the May mortgage before Fri. I hate that every month is a struggle to just catch up on a late bill, but the alternative is giving up. So please, either consider a RT or messaging to order! I have paintings, soap, logos, and more!”
ReplyDeleteBut “this farm” doesn’t “hate” it enough to go and get a job.
The “alternative” is to stop being a beggar, and holding her hands out for help.
Delete“This farm” is used to deflect from Jenna’s own need greed.
DeleteEdit: own need and greed.
DeleteI just. Just. JUST do not understand what it must be like to wake up and be her. To realize that you have no job and that you'll have to shed every strand of dignity to beg online strangers to pay your bills.
DeleteLIKE WTF?
And...spending each day obsessively checking your email for sales/donations. Oh my fcuking fcuk, the anxiety of that alone must be crippling. Yet the answer to all her problems is to just get a DAMN JOB.
But she won't. SMH at her stupidity.
She must really hate herself.
Anon7, I live in a farm community - more so, than her quaisi-farming weekender destination. In our area, there isn't a single farmer, including those with 100+ acres in production, who don't work outside jobs, if not full time, then part of the year or part-time.
DeleteThey do it to keep up and get ahead, collecting cash to expand and improve their properties. They have time to hunt, fish, socialize, give to the community and hang with friends. What they don't do is obsessively watch TV, read emails and social media. Oh, and I doubt any of them are "done by 4 pm" or taking naps in the hammock!
In fact, during summer, it doesn't get dark until 9-10 pm, and that's plenty of time to do chores on the property.
PDD
That is interesting and helpful to know. So basically what you are saying is that Jenna is some silly city kid who thought it would be fun to try to be a farmer, but wasn't willing to put in the work, nor live nor act like one? Sounds about right. But at least she has her pretty show ponies!
DeleteAnon7, I'll agree to the silly city kid part - she's an absolute cidiot who never took the time to listen and learn. So she's worse.
DeleteAnd for someone who owns "pretty show ponies", she's also a failure at that. Serious horse women work about as long as farmers, often longer, because when there's a barn, they're in it past dark. In fact, it's a standing joke how much time horse "girls" spend with horses. Wog doesn't handle, train or condition her horses - she does the bare minimum. She's as bad a horse owner as she is a farmer, shepherd, dog trainer, chicken rancher, falconer, fiddler, etc.
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It’s Monday moanin’ now
ReplyDeleteJen’s gonna groan and whine.
Her lazy life’s a failure
she never will be fine.
And she'll moan and groan
DeleteWhile rejecting real jobs
$earching for $ustenance
Like a greedy bed louse
And she'll beg and beg
Until she loses that house
Losing more followers again: 4,744. Time for the bitch to buy more bots.
ReplyDeleteCheck out the latest two posts. And the warning at the end of the last one. She is about done writing for the “two or three ladies who give a dollar a day”. You know that wasn’t sustainable! As usual, she promised product for a dollar, and now that a couple people are holding her feet to the fire on that promise, she is laying the groundwork to back out of it. Of course. Who here is shocked???
ReplyDeleteWe knew that it wouldn’t last long. Jenna was using her blog as bait for free funds.
DeleteI am disgusted that she pulled this stunt. She writes:
Delete"I appreciate you so much, but please stop, and let someone else encourage the writing!"
In other words, "Your measly dollar doesn't do shit for me. I need readers who will drop a $20 or more for me."
And NONE of it will go to those poor animals.
Her last line is more manipulative marketing, and an implied attempt for mooching money:
ReplyDelete“Hope your Monday is less stressful!”
Once again, some comments aren’t sticking.
DeleteJenna’s chosen every bit of stress in her life, because she’s incapable of making mature adult decisions. But then she has the chutzpah to be bitter about not getting free funds from her family.
DeleteYes, that line about a partner whose parents can write a check is bitter, condescending, patronizing, rude, and manipulative all at once.
DeleteThat line rather struck me too: "It's dreamy when you have a spouse that can ask their parents for a check."
DeleteWondering now if that was the straw that broke Shannon's hard-working back? Jenna asked her too many times to ask her parents for a check to help out her and her much older girlfriend?
LOVE how she begs for money to pay for the piglets, but according to her, piglet shares were SOLD OUT, which means they were PRE-PAID by customers.
ReplyDeleteI'd be mightily *ticked off* if I learned the money I paid to purchase, feed, care for, and process my share of pork went ELSEWHERE. Per usual, she'll end up skimping on quality pig chow, will keep them longer than anticipated, and then she'll beg for money to butcher.
That is, if she actually sells pork.
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Thought the same thing.
DeleteTaylor Swift is somewhere right now, smiling whilst counting up all those piglet shares Jenna spent at her concert.
DeleteOMG...her horrible-ness has absolutely no bounds:
ReplyDelete"I've been working on this experiment where I'll keep writing every day if one reader sends a dollar. I thought if every day I could make at least $20 an hour for my writing, it was worth it.
After some early enthusiasm (which I appreciated!) it's now the same older reader paying $1 a day for hours of work on my end, picking up that daily obligation while hundreds read for free. No hard feelings, no shade, just not fair to me or her. So I think I am going to wrap it up in a week or so? Look into substack or Patreon?"
Someone call the waaahmbulance! The Cuntess of Cambridge only made $1-$3 per bleg post! And she accused "hundreds" of reading for free. How dare they? Uh, perhaps it's because the drivel she writes isn't worth the time and effort to send a buck?
She then writes about considering a Patreon but just 20 min later, after 3 people showed support, she wrote:
"I appreciate that, but I'm in such a constant survival mode around here having the space to breathe and take on setting up a Patreon, for Like, maybe (if I'm lucky) the same amount I'd make for one logo sale for a month of writing while people are messaging me about work they are waiting on... insane."
So BASICALLY the Pig Shocker just wants free money for doing NOTHING. I am so done with her. But at the same time, I want to see where this train crashes.
Anon7. She’s still in “constant survival mode,” even after a decade of having her faux farm. Yet Jenna would still rather whine than work. What a despicable twat. A Patreon or Substack is only successful when one has worthwhile writing.
DeleteYup, that's what I don't get. Ten years and it's still not working. And neither is she. She needs to let go of her "Barnheart" dream. It's not working without the hard work she's not willing to put in.
DeleteThis should be her lightbulb moment, but I’m not holding my breath. This is a perfect indicator for the lack of general interests in anything she has to say be it a blog, or a book. Doesn’t that editor’s rejection make a lot of sense now to her, if it didn’t before? “Here’s your sign!”
DeleteVery well said. But the only lightbulb moment she's gonna have is when the power goes out for non-payment on the elec bill.
DeleteUnfortunately, Jenna is too stupid and stubborn to change her lie-style. She only “appreciates” free funds for doing nothing but breathing.
DeleteAnon7. Her dumb dream has become a disaster. Everyone sees it but Jenna.
Delete“Ending daily blog writing. The experiment failed, but I appreciate everyone who participated and encouraged!”
ReplyDeleteJenna’s whole life is a “failed experiment.”
The best of Jenna ran down her father's leg.
DeleteAnon7. I’m literally, laughing out loud.
DeleteGFY, Jenna. The stupid, “scrappy little lesbian” has given up doing her dumb daily dispatches. “Hoo!!!”
ReplyDeleteOh she already ended it??? That was quick!
ReplyDeleteShe just realized it won’t ever be more than a couple of bucks a day and so she has to walk back that fake promise that even if a SINGLE dollar was given, she would write, by golly!!
DeleteHasn't she said many, many, many times (in regards to her bleg posts and in general on Twitter) that just a single dollar means soooo much? That every dollar counts? And makes a big difference?
DeleteYes she did. And was lying.
Many of us here predicted that it wouldn’t last long.
DeleteAnyone remember when she stated that her desired income goal was $200 a day? Yep...that's $6K she wanted for doing fuck all. OMG, get bent Pig Shocker.
DeleteWell of course she did. She had to work on a schedule set by others.
DeleteFunny how “Big Momma” and “Rachel Keane,” Jenna’s alternate accounts, are always on the ready to respond when needed.
ReplyDelete"And if you don’t want art, but want to support the farm, my venmo is jennawog"
DeleteShe's like that ubiquitous HEAD ON pain relief commercial from the early 2000s.
Money. Apply directly to my Venmo.
Money. Apply directly to my Venmo.
Money. Apply directly to my Venmo.
ReplyDeleteJenna Woginrich 🏳️🌈
@coldantlerfarm
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Ending daily blog writing. The experiment failed, but I appreciate everyone who participated and encouraged!
My response:
Ok thanks for the heads up darlin’!
She must’ve blocked you after, because the reply is missing.
DeleteBig Mama is Spending a lot Of time today across platforms letting people know she won’t be writing anymore because she isn’t making money at it.
ReplyDeleteThought everything was great? So much time spent scrolling in the hammock, reading gay rom coms, telling others to promise her They will watch TS doc on Netflix (for Pride- which is a real head scratcher), fishing, planting flowers, begging.
Please get a job Jenna. The solution to your issue is right under your nose!!
I read A LOT of blogs and nobody I read asks for money. What did she expect? Her sense of entitlement is monumental.
DeleteTruth is in her actions. Last week she was trying to rebuild her readership.
DeleteThis week “not worth my time”
According to her own words today, she was expecting to receive $20 per day. That extra $140 a week or $560/ month would be great money for her to rehash the memoir that was rejected.
It’s weird that she thinks people would pay more for her “juicy” posts too. Her “juicy” is kind of dry ( gay or straight!!)
She isn’t keeping up with trends, if she’s such a writer and farmer, she should be creating digital content, providing products that someone can buy in the moment ( like we said earlier- tshirts, mugs, stickers ( she is an authority on lesbian culture so I bet she could design some great LGBTQA stickers!)) and don’t have to go back and forth in a DM for a week. Jenna talks about sales missed because there is just too damn much work to purchase anything from her!!!
Her asinine announcement was overly dramatic and unneeded. No one even cared about her blogging before. Jenna’s writing is rotten, and she only offers boring non-tent now.
DeletePeople aren't reading and sending Wog money for her riveting content? I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.
ReplyDeleteHere's what I got out of her daily posts:
1. Bragged about TS concert. Lied about costs. Gone fishing
2. Picked up lambs. No money to pay. Used neighbor's goodwill to pay on time.
3. Didn't secure new lambs, one got lost in the night and might have got hurt.
4. Bragged about her special life on the mountain. Bragged about herself. Watched rabbits. Needs money for hay and mortgage.
5. Mower broke. Lied about Merlin's age. Used horses to eat grass by house. Noticed that Mabel is becoming unmanageable. Bragged on her life.
6. Bragged about her "fearless" coming out story. Humble brag she used contribution to buy roast beef sandwich.
7. Memorial day brag about herself.
8. Went fishin'. Bragged about her life. Signaled threat that people aren't sending enough money for her to write.
9. Worried and unhappy. Grieves. Send more money.
10. Listed all of her pets. Send more money.
11. Advised readers how to manipulate your partner into doing what you want. Send money.
12. She reminded us she has a wonderful life. Went fishin. Send money.
13. Bragged about her temperamental espresso maker, and hipster coffee. Her Sunday was relaxed. Send money.
14. Planted many flowers. Her place is wonderful. Send money.
15. Humble-bragged that she became "working class" to live her special life. Send money.
16. Made paper maché masks for Litha. Behind in bills. Send money.
17. Stressed. Needs money. Sell, sell. Send money.
18. Made two tiny piglet drawings for sale. $75 each? Send money.
19. Bragged on her farm life. Send money.
20. Ranted on ignorant comment about lesbians. Send money.
21. Made giant art project for Litha. Bragged about her farm. Oh, yeah. Send money.
22. Not enough people send her money. She can't lead her special farm life if she's stressed. Send more money.
23. Unhappy. Losing followers on IG. Needs a way to make $$$. No longer posting daily. "Fcuk all you cheap-ass heteronormative ingrates" (she didn't write that, but meant to).
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PDD. Once again, you’ve nailed it!
DeleteLOL pretty much it, isn't it?
DeleteYup! I doubt people are leaving because of her queer content... she literally writes across platforms that she’s a lesbian every day of the year! Maybe it’s the constant begging? Refusal to get a job?
ReplyDeleteCalling on Shamsters to write your own satirical Wog-inspired posts.
ReplyDelete😉
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