Yay Chief's…..football.
I'm not necessarily a football person….however…Super Bowl winners are Super Bowl winners.
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
I'm not saying….
….I understand anything about her but… I do not understand about the whole cake mix thing. She says she will bake a cake…with this cake mix…if she gets some arbitrary number of subscribers. The whole thing is so stupid I don't have the capacity to even try to think about it. The main question is Who Cares? Is there someone in the world that will subscribe so she can bake a cake? What if she lies and bakes the cake any way?……yeah, okay…WHO CARES? Is this what passes as content nowadays? We're doomed.
Guys, quick question: I've been emailing people all morning and I haven't gotten anyone to give me money. I have a good 20, 25 people on my mailing list. Do you think I should keep emailing, or what? I really need money!
ReplyDeletep.s. The money is for dogs, not me.
DeleteFunny how Jenna also hasn’t mentioned the “wall of enamel that fell off her tooth” a few weeks ago. Maybe “Rachel” rescued the damsel in dental distress.
DeleteI have noticed in the past few days that her IG posting is way down. Maybe she has finally realized that her life is shit and she has nothing remotely interesting to share. I don’t even bother with her Twitter feed since all she does there is retweet her begs.
DeleteSFF. Her boring, begging non-tent isn’t worth following. Only “Rachel” retweets her crap. And she’s probably another alias account of Jenna’s.
DeleteDumbass liked her sad hinge profile story so much she put it on her Grid. She claims that you use the voice recorder to explain your pictures but it clearly states that the prompt is “ dating me is like”. So... dating you is like you won’t pay attention, you aren’t detail oriented, you blather on and on about yourself ( bicep with tits—??), you don’t follow direction AND lack basic reading skills. Wow! What a catch!
ReplyDeleteShe’s says she’s using IG to find a girl to take to the eras tour. Beware ladies, you’ll get roped into paying for both tickets somehow!! Run!!
Jenna- IG money is tight, you don’t buy expensive out of state concert tickets. You certainly don’t buy two tickets for a non existent “girl”
Yeah, those two pricy tour tickets are very suspicious. Yet somehow she’s broke again and “poor.” She should take Pember Patty instead. I’d head for the hills before even having coffee with that lazy, lying loser. Her profile is pathetic. “What a kvetch!”
DeleteWell, I'm certainly happy to know how to add some moxie to my profile, at any rate.
DeleteAnonymous 1:33. I found that funny. But no one would ever take any advice from Jenna. Everything that she does turns to turds.
DeleteShe should scalp those tickets, then she could pay January's mortgage!
DeleteThe latest on IG “You want to see posts that aren’t rushed?! without grammar flops and errors?! Follow an editor or a Virgo/cap” This is more of her ‘nothing is my fault’ nonsense. Here’s a newsflash moron - you are a college educated adult, you call yourself a writer. It’s no wonder you can’t get published anymore. Your work is sloppy and largely nonsensical. Grow up and take some pride In yourself and most of all learn how to use a question mark as well as an exclamation mark. This ⁉️ Is incorrect. Did you not pay attention in sixth grade?
ReplyDeleteShe’s also completely clueless about how to use commas correctly. And Jenna often doesn’t punctuate properly with periods.
Deletehttps://www.kickstarter.com/projects/565140028/the-legend-of-birchthorn/comments
DeleteThe above was recently pasted on another post. But it bears repeating. Jenna’s a nightmare to work with, as her editor indicated, and she was a cunt in the comments to her book’s backers.
This is also very indicative of her reading here where she gets often and rightfully called out for her copious, and I mean copious grammar and spelling mistakes.
DeleteI’m wondering about that mare of hers. She only takes extreme close up shots of its head. No fully body shots in a while. Makes me wonder if it is underfed and looking thin.
ReplyDeleteThat’s her typical pic trick of “carefully curated” photos. She’s done it with her hovel and ancient buildings for years. We’ve driven by recently, and her shit-pit looks terrible. Her horses are just pet props for posing.
Delete“This IG feed is moonlighting as a dating profile, because I still need to find a girl I like enough to bring to the Eras Tour, and thought I’d share this Hinge hack. Use the voice recorder feature with the question prompt to explain all your photos. It adds some personality and moxie to your profile!
ReplyDeleteFull disc: I saw an Irish guy do this at like 3am when I was up with my demons looking at reels/barely human so I can’t give him due credit, but thanks guy! I hope you’re thriving, king.
#hinge #lesbians #lesbianlove #dating #datingapps #lesbianpride #queerdating #queerwomen #wlw #nothanks
Jen is a joke.
One stupid young twat excitedly said that she “would fly across the country…” to attend the concert. I want to warn her about the FFF.
DeleteImaginary Conversation:
DeleteJenna: “If you pay to fly out for the concert, we can have hot, all night lesbian sex in my dirty bedroom. I’ll even spray the stiff sheets with lavender so they don’t stink as much!!!”
Victim: “Uh, I have to work for the next two months.”
Don’t forget to hammer that nail back into the floor or your ‘girl’ might rip her foot open and contract some his awful infection from all the barn muck on the filthy mat. You know, from wearing your boots upstairs.
DeleteSFF. She should’ve fixed that nasty nail long ago. But Jenna’s been too busy begging, and trying to “bag a bitch” for “all night lesbian sex.” As if.
DeleteI feel like she’s using these tickets as a bribe to get a “girl”. If a guy was doing that it would be a red flag but I guess the valedictorian of lesbians knows how to bag a “bitch” and it’s not creepy ( even though it seems really creepy!!!)
ReplyDeleteThe lure of Taylor Swift concert tickets is her “date bait.” No one would go with her for free. Not even “Rachel Keane.”
DeleteOh I’m positive she’ll be attending the concert with “Rachel Keene” lol
DeleteBut really, how can someone this broke afford not one, but two TS tickets plus the expense to make the trip itself? There is no scenario in the world where an ex bought and then gifted her two hole TS tickets. Nope.
DeleteAnd by bought I mean reimbursed the Wog. Because she was clear that she bought the tickets-three of them-on her own credit card and was, air quotes, being reimbursed by an ex. Makes zero sense.
DeleteWait, is she admitting now that she has a credit card! I missed that one.
DeleteHer whole life is lies.
DeleteWait, whatever happened to the "personal loan" she was given to buy the car that was totaled? Even if she got cash to sink into the new car, what happened to the first loan???
DeletePDD
PDD. I’ve also wondered about the “small loan” that’s never been mentioned again. Perhaps, either Pember Patty or “Rachel Keane” gifted her the car.
DeleteSFF she didn’t right out admit she had a credit card, but she explicitly said that she was bought three TS concert tickets for an ex and one of them would be for her and the ex would be reimbursing her for the tickets. She couldn’t have used Ticketmaster without a credit card. Same for her streaming. I think based on those and many other comments of hers we have deduced she has a credit card.
DeleteAnyone who takes her up on that offer will just be using her for a free ticket. Hope she understands that and is prepared for disappointment.
DeleteI don't know about Ticket master, but I don't have credit cards, and I do have a couple streaming services. The monthly charge comes out of my bank account auto withdraw.
DeleteShe's talked about having at least one credit card multiple times. As recently as 2020, she wrote:
Delete" Once the (LAST!!) payment to a credit card is made this week and my truck insurance is in I'll be back to a double digit bank account and building up the mortgage..."
I think she carefully chooses her words when talking about credit cards - to make her seem a little more exotic.
Perhaps if she's asked, she can "truthfully say" she doesn't have or use credit cards because they're not in her possession at that moment. But I’ll wager she has access to credit cards. As a politician once said, "It depends on what your definition of is, is "
PDD
https://www.patagonia.com/stories/the-flight-of-the-farmer/story-98198.html
ReplyDeleteLOL!!,
LOL!!!
DeleteThat article hasn’t aged well.
DeleteSqualor at its finest. If Kristen A. Schmitt was this bad at realizing what an incompetent FF is, I sure don't think I'd trust her advice on surviving a grizzly bear attack.
DeleteWho could gaze upon that absolutely filthy goat pen and not think "What the actual fcuk?"
PDD
PDD. Her battered barn is barely standing anymore, and the pics were posted over a year ago.
DeleteUmmm...a few things about that article:
Delete1) "I have my own pond, stream and well"
She has a pond? Since when? Also, I'll bet the well running dry will be her next fake disaster.
2) "There’s actually a lot of bartering in my life now [...] I just did a quarter of a pig for a big hay delivery for the farm. We also trade locally for firewood."
She has a half pig available right now...so why isn't she bartering with that instead of begging? As for the firewood, I've never heard her mention bartering for that, as she always begs for money instead.
3) "She’s consciously unplugged for the most part [...] and doesn’t own a television"
This is rich. Especially since she brags about all the movies, shows, and podcasts she watches non-stop. Unplugged my ass. So no TV, fine, that is correct, but she fails to mention she has a large computer monitor that she watches in lieu of a TV.
Anon7. You’ve made good observations. The photos are also far from flattering of her obese body, and its “tits with biceps.” Jenna is vile.
DeleteAnon7, her property's at the bottom of a hill, with a teensy pond + creek running through it. I think the parcel is marked as a flood risk after high rains.
DeleteAs for the other points, I agree they're laughable.
Who know George Santos had such a kindred spirit living in VerYork?
Also love how the article says that she produces 80% for self sufficiency on her farm. I’ve been following her a long time and 80%... hysterical. I mean umm a few leaves of kale and a whole lot of buying crap like sprinkles and taco fixings!!!
DeleteIt’s Valentine’s Day again
ReplyDeleteand Jenna’s still alone.
No one wants a lazy loser
who won’t work, but wants to moan.
Roses are red
DeleteJenna's feelin' blue
She got no one to date
Cuz beg is all she do
Roses are red
DeleteSomeone is broke
If she wastes all her money
Then pleas are a joke
What hasn't she purchased? Premium streaming services. Podcasts. Yoga membership. New clothes. Two vehicles. Rich foods. Custom supplements, towels & toiletries. Another ukulele. Very high priced TS concert tickets. Yeah, let's hear how broke she is...
PDD
That’s great!
ReplyDeleteThis was in response to PDD’s poem that’s disappeared. I think that the spam filter needs adjusting. I recall that she used a word that might’ve tripped it.
DeleteSHE CROSS-POSTED HER HINGE PROFILE ON TWITTER.
ReplyDeleteJenna.
Then she posted manga-adjacent queer art on what is supposed to be her BUSINESS TWITTER.
Jenna jenna jenna.
I hope to god anyone tempted by her falconry pics googles her before messaging her.
In case anyone's wondering, Hinge is the next up n coming dating app, and it's taking over from Tinder, the hook up app. But most queer folks I understand are using Hinge now over any other app, but you don't CROSS POST YOUR PROFILE ON YOUR SOCIALS OMG.
DeleteBasically this is saying "Hey if you follow me here and you think I'm hot, here's how to get in touch to hook up."
ON VALENTINES DAY.
There is not enough cringe to fulfill the cringe demand of this development.
It's been a long time since I've been dating (get yourself a girl who stays with you 15+ years through all kinds of weather) but this is the equivalent of your craigslist ID that you use for all your dirty stuff and you take that craigslist id and you post it on your facebook wall where all your relatives can see it.
DeleteThere's no shame to the craigslist game, it's just not socially acceptable to cross-contaminate your social profiles.
And it's hilariously ignorant bc this is the same account on which she has announced her mortgage delinquency FOR YEARS. "Come get some o'this before the bank does!"
Jenna really really believes she's successfully romanticized perpetual financial stress to the point that her followers might want to date her.
I guess some of them give her money so maybe someone out there is dumb enough to bite.
She posted it on IG as well! I AM HOWLING!
DeleteShe also noted she's got to find a girl she likes enough to TAKE ON THE ERAS TOUR??? SHE BOUGHT AN EXTRA TICKET FFS.
DeleteNext time you need to fix your truck or catch up on your bills, Jenna - sell your effing taylor swift tickets. The CLUELESSNESS.
Mixing business with pleasure is not a good idea. And it makes her look even more unprofessional.
DeleteAnd a "bicep with tits"??? No, more like a waddling venereal wart.
I also did a comment about this, but it’s disappeared after being posted.
DeleteHD. I think that the spam filter is deleting comments after the fact, because of certain words. It’s a glitch on this particular platform. I’ve been reading about it.
Once again, thin-skinned Jenna’s deleted her pathetic tweet after our comments shamed her. She can’t handle any kind of criticism.
DeleteMy VD poem also disappeared. Maybe because I referenced the b-word as satire?
DeletePDD
“Scrappy little liar”February 15, 2023 at 5:22 AM
Delete“This was in response to PDD’s poem that’s disappeared. I think that the spam filter needs adjusting. I recall that she used a word that might’ve tripped it.”
PDD. I referenced your poem disappearing in my above comment today. I think that HD needs to adjust the spam filter.
It’s amusing, how on her own, she won’t delete stupid tweets. She’ll only do it after being called out on her crap here.
DeleteI don't see anything that I can adjust or do that controls comments or anything. There is an adult content warning that has always been off. I've got everything set as open as can be and I haven’t been messing with the settings at all.
DeleteHD
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DeleteHey, Jen. You forgot to delete this part of your stupid tweet yesterday. It makes you look even more moronic than usual. Cue to removal 3, 2, 1…
HD. Thanks for checking. There’s a reason that certain comments are being removed, and it has to do with the spam filter. I’d suggest contacting the admin about the issue to fix it. Otherwise, it’s going to continue deleting.
DeleteIf she wants to continue to make a living without getting a real job, she needs to re-think the products she has to offer, as there are myriad free logo websites that she's trying to compete with.
ReplyDeleteLike this one: https://logo.com
I couldn't figure out how to share my results, but I had some fun with it designing a logo for Cold Antler Farm with the tagline: Where Animals Go To Die. And it was so easy, it's no wonder she sells so few logos. Plus, I'll bet she uses it herself for her logo designs.
What a useful website! Now, no one needs to purchase overpriced, poorly-designed and badly-aligned logos. They can be had from logo.com. I made a few and posted them on WIW's Reddit site, using Anon7's general theme.
Delete😆😆
I have noticed she uses the same two pet drawings to advertise. It makes me think that she isn’t producing any new work otherwise she would post it. Also a huge pity post with yet another shot of her dog on that chair, this time with a guitar, saying this has been her worst year. Her loneliness must be crippling which is triggering her dating desperation.
ReplyDelete“I started strumming an old, forgotten, ukulele I’d found in the guest room two winters ago. When I began learning, I’d just tune it and pluck the four strings from lowest to highest then a little fret pressure and mindless toying and a little jingle started to form. The person I was dating at the time would mindlessly hum that song sometimes. It made me feel so loved, how small intentional things from one life became the unintentional music in another’s.
DeleteThe next winter they were gone. I was trying to pull myself together. Friends, a kestrel, and that barely-touched instrument became my winter therapy and carried me through. I learned easy songs. I can’t sing, not really, but I liked learning songs I knew by heart and making them my own.
This winter’s been the worst, and makes the last few seem like paradise, but there’s still music here. Progress is stubborn and slow, but this Yule I upgraded to a $76 concert-sized uke and it fits my short/square body like a missing limb. Every day there is singing and music. The homemade and hard-won kind.
I’ll keep playing till I can feel summer again.“
She’s already edited her “pity poor me” post. The “scrappy little lesbian” with the “short/square” body would rather whine than work.
DeleteThe stupid subtext is always “Feel sorry for me! And Venmo me money!” She can’t even mention Shannon by name now. Jenna’s only live-in girlfriend of over a year is just “The person I was dating at the time.” As if she has a huge history of romantic relationships behind her.
DeleteClassic callous treatment of others when they no longer do her any good. And her recollection is about how the unnamed person made **her** feel.
DeleteThat "unnamed" person, in about a year, reduced overall begging, created an improved website, repaired her property, made new gardens, looked after the animals, mended clothing and made the yeti (her term) seem almost human.
Thank goodness she escaped when she could.
PDD
No money to pay the December mortgage but managed to buy a $76 Yule gift for herself? That tracks!!
DeleteShe has a real fixation with summer. If she can’t handle living in the northeast with its harsh winters and the associated costs of heating your home, why doesn’t she consider moving to a southern state where heating costs aren’t an issue. If anybody needs a fresh start it’s this chick. She seems to have burned a lot of bridges where she is.
Deletewell, given that this the „worst winter“, when it’s been so warm, i think what she really can’t handle is being unable to credibly use „winter’s bottom“ to fundraise, Anon 7:51
DeletePDD. Her faux farm was “never better” than when Shannon put efforts into improving it. But Jenna doesn’t credit her for it now. The FFF is a using POS.
DeletePDD - This was what she wrote on her bleg two weeks before Shannon fled:
Delete"Speaking of lovely: This week is Shannon's Birthday! This past year— Autumn 2020 till now—marks our first year living together through all four seasons on this farm. It certainly has given us a fair share of challenges, but more than that, it has given us a life together richer and more beautiful than apart. This farm has never been better, more organized, more beautiful, more healthy, more alive.
This woman has shared with me a love of herbs, mushrooms, tracking, paths, and wild places in a way that this entire farm has been waiting to blossom into adoring. She's made a hike I used to blast through to a view on a summit into a winding and wild walk of fungus and coyote tracks and stories of deer paths and hawk pellets. She's shown me how to calm down, look down, and center myself. For an anxious woman always looking up - it is harmony to find a gentle woman that encourages you to breathe, stretch, and look down.
But most importantly, this woman has taught me to so much about the ways to love more, and harder, and better. Every day I wake up beside her has been a paradise and a plot I could have never anticipated. And you know what? Just a few years ago I was too afraid to even consider. When you are so deep in the closet you run away to the mountains to live with hawks and foxes - you somewhat guard yourself against the possibility of love. She opened that door."
Yeah...and then she slammed it shut and broke the speed of sound going back to MA.
SFF. Last year she was bragging about “No one loves summer more than me.” I wonder if she’s actually unable to sell her hovel, because Jenna’s no longer the owner.
ReplyDeleteMeant to post this comment above.
DeletePlease check out our own PDD’s logos on Reddit. Jenna could learn from her:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.reddit.com/r/coldantlercritics/comments/112zo0s/this_was_fun_and_easy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Well done. Unlike like Jenna’s work, the lettering is evenly spaced.
DeleteOops, didn’t proof read that one. Forgive me. Just call me Jenna.
DeleteSFF. We all make minor errors. You’re nothing like Jenna. You come across as intelligent!
DeleteThanks, everyone. The Website is really idiot-proof!
DeleteLol, those are great!
DeleteBTW, do we know what ever happened to those goats in the photo?
“This farm got luck over the weekend and nearly has enough sales to cover the January mortgage! If you're in need of any soap, art, logos, pork, eggs, lamb ... or know someone who is please send a DM or visit http://coldantlerfarmny.com for info!”
ReplyDeleteIt’s amazing how “this farm,” an inanimate object, “got luck.” GFY, Jenna. You’re a lying, lazy loser.
Each and every month she’s behind in making her mortgage payments. This is nothing new, because it’s been going on for years. It’s become a chronic condition that never changes. And she’s always bragging about it. As if it’s an admirable accomplishment, and not something that she should be ashamed of doing.
DeleteWhat a dating prospect! Needs LUCK to pay the mortgage.
DeleteHow is Jenna not so sick of her situation, that she’d go and get a part-time job? That would finally solve her financial issues. It’s the easiest answer, yet her pride prevents her from doing it. She acts like a pampered princess.
DeleteWiW. She’s a dating disaster.
DeleteNever forget...No luck needed to buy premium ice cream, multiple streaming services, 2TS tickets, bespoke dish towels, fire cider, pot,yoga subscriptions, movie rentals, 2 vehicles.....etc.
DeleteI don’t think she’s sick of her situation at all. I suspect she revels in it. It seems evident that her bills and mortgage are paid somehow otherwise she would be living under a bridge and she would have no internet access. The lights are still on and she spends with abandon. I think scamming unsuspecting souls is a big joke to her. She has never learned the lesson that just because you can get away with something doesn’t mean you should do it. She seems to have no conscience nor does she exhibit any sort of compassion. Her inner dialogue is likely “I’m so clever, look what I can get away with - gimme, gimme, gimme”. She must have been an odious child. She is morally corrupt which is why she is fast becoming a pariah. She will likely die a lonely old woman.
DeleteYup⬆️Exactly.
DeleteWIW wrote: "What a dating prospect! Needs LUCK to pay the mortgage."
DeleteI never thought of it like that, but yes, yikes if that isn't a huge red flag!
"So what do you do for a living?"
"I spend all day on the internet begging strangers to buy my stuff."
What, is her mortgage $200/month? No WAY she earned enough off of pet portraits and soap to catch up on January when December was barely in the rearview. I don't think she gets disability, but there has to be something else going on.
DeleteFlashback to a few bleg posts in 2021:
ReplyDeleteOct. 28 - "I love you, Shannon Marie. I hope you stick around another year."
Nov. 13 - "I am going to take a break from blogging for a little. Shannon moved out and we are broken up."
The Pig Shocker went from being in love to being dumped in just two weeks. What happened? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.
ooo! Shannon discovered Jenna's furry alter ego and even though as a disney adult that would have been fine with her she couldn't get over Jenna's choice to dress up as a hyena from the lion king. It was too weird, good furries only she declared! Then she bailed.
DeleteJenna bought Shannon's birthday cake by stealing Shannon's credit card and then called it "our money" when Shannon caught her.
DeleteAhhh yes the pricy custom birthday cake... I’m sure Jenna did not use her own money for that!!!
DeleteShe discovered a vintage cigar box, closed and carefully tied with a grosgrain ribbon. Inside was a sheet of paper, hand inked in many colors, soaked in tea, singed by fire and wrinkled.
DeleteIt read: "A list of youngest and oldest that I have fleeced"... with a HUGE smiley face at the top!
Shannon found herself a hot woman on Hinge who could pay her own way.
DeleteSFF. I hope for Shannon’s love life that it’s true! She deserves it after enduring Jenna for over a year.
DeleteLol, these are good! I wouldn't be surprised if Jenna kept her dating profile active whilst living with Shannon, you know, just in case someone better came along.
DeleteMaybe that "farm" ran out of lavender spray and the odors could no longer be covered up.
DeleteOr...she discovered FF temporarily stored her "surprise birthday cake" in the bathroom... next to the spot for wall art.
“If you’re having a bad day, be grateful for friends with brownie recipes that use 6 eggs”
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/coldantlerfarm/status/1626120250629447681?cxt=HHwWgoCzzZPwkZEtAAAA
That’s the most disgusting dessert I’ve ever seen. And I’m a big brownie lover. I think that she made it for herself. It’s sloppy looking. Just like Jenna’s putrid pan pizza.
I guess...eggs is what makes brownies delicious?
DeleteThe slop on top makes my stomach queasy.
DeleteReminds me of the time I was at a diner and ordered a root beer float, and when it arrived I discovered it had whipped cream and sprinkles on top, and I thought: Here we have a fundamental misunderstanding of what makes particular treats delicious. The same applies to brownies with sprinkles on top. (Whipped cream, sure; but sprinkles? No.)
DeleteWhat is it with her and sprinkles? She eats like a spoiled six year old. She has no self regulation when it comes to food. There must be half a cup of whipped cream on that thing. Ugh.
DeleteBehind all of Jenna’s humble-bragging about brownies, her stupid tweet is just more manipulative marketing. She wants people to ask why she’s “having a bad day.” So that she can whine about sales being slow. And you can “support a single queer woman, living alone on the side of a mountain!”
DeleteSFF. Jenna is like a perpetual teen who’s trapped in the obese body of a middle-aged moron. She doesn’t even “regulate” her life. Let alone what she eats. Like having two containers of pricey, premium ice cream for dinner.
DeleteOnce again, no one has replied in envy over her ick pic. When food looks appetizing people will always comment.
DeleteEven her dog looks disinterested in the mess. He’d probably prefer a bone over those brownies.
DeleteI find it curious that someone who claims to be broke all the time would make such a pricey dessert. It's one thing to treat yourself to a simple brownie, but Jenna just HAD to have more. Start with the ice cream: Vanilla obviously not good enough so she sprang for cookies 'n cream. And plain whipped cream wasn't enough either...she had to splurge for sprinkles. While not that expensive, all these extra ingredients DO add up and would be money better spent on the MORTGAGE.
DeleteTell us again how broke you are, Jenna.
Anon7. SFF at 7:07 made another good observation about the weird way that she eats.
DeleteJenna’s never really lived in poverty. It’s like she’s playing a part in her lie-style. I’m sure that all of her Taylor Swift merchandise was Made in China by poorly paid labor. Not that “Woke Wog” would care about the workers. All she wants is a stupid status symbol of her childish girl crush.
Not even “Rachel Keane” would retweet those bad brownies. She’ll only shill her shit for money.
DeleteHow pathetic that she bought herself a rose to go with the putrid pizza and botched brownies.
DeleteTo pose a rose that tries to convey her strange meaning about love is ludicrous.
Delete“Gibson and I are both limping on the same foot, but we walk the path. This morning there was sun.”
ReplyDeleteRiveting non-tent, twat. I’ve seen seniors who have more exciting lives, and they’re decades older than Jenna.
Take the dog to the vet, moron.
DeleteSFF. But the vet bill would lessen her amount of spending money on herself.
DeleteTaylor Swift would feel the pinch too, without Jenna to snap up all her $65 hoodies and $95 cardigans. And her $6 air fresheners.
DeleteAnd yes, take that poor limping dog TO THE VET!!!
Anon7. Jenna’s judgmental about how others spend their money, but she splurges on crap not classics. The FFF wouldn’t recognize a cashmere sweater if it hit her fat ass.
DeleteIt's heartbreaking to clock this, but I think Jenna has been talking about Gibson limping because she has no intention of taking him to the vet unless it's to have him put down. I think this is Gibson's last winter.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame too, because arthritis is very treatable, and Gibson could have many good years ahead of him with some meds. There's no reason he should be limping around, and Jenna has no business owing any of those animals if she can't / won't afford the inevitable vet bills.
I also think she's going to lie about the reason she has him put to sleep. She'll refuse to treat his arthritis, he'll get to the point he can't get outside without help at which point she'll put him down, but she'll post a dramatic story about why she had no choice.
Sigh. :(
I reiterate. Sell your Eras tickets and take your dog to the vet. He's been your constant companion of over a decade, you owe him bare minimum vet care. You could treat his arthritis for the rest of his life if you sold those concert tickets.
DeleteWiW, I agree. I've got a senior dog with a touch of arthritis, and vet-prescribed medications have worked very well to keep her mobile and comfortable. She has check-ups thrice yearly for blood work and wellness exams.
DeleteI'd wager unless it generates pity donations, FF doesn't care enough to adequately look after her four-legged charges.
A normal person would sell those $$$$ TS tickets at a profit and take care of her animals.
PDD
Shame on her for whatever of he following she is doing:
DeleteA) telling the truth about him limping and not taking him to a vet to get his arthritis (so easily) managed
B) lying about him limping to solicit pity donations
C) and don’t get me started on this last one which is that she is telling the truth and he is limping, she is using it to solicit donations, and then she will blow the money to get high or buy crap (it’s happened before, horse barn story)
The following*
DeleteHe may have Lyme, which is treatable if caught early. Sadly...
DeleteAnonymous 6:57. Our boy had Lyme in September, and he’s completely recovered. Antibiotics from our vet cured him. It’s obvious that Jenna doesn’t care about her dogs’ health.
Delete“If you're looking for a logo, a label, a poster, a resume, a print, a flyer, a family reunion tee shirt, an image for the front of your playbill of a backyard performance of Grease... Anything. DM. Looking for work!”
ReplyDeleteJenna isn’t “looking for work.” She’s trying to filch free funds for doing nothing but barely breathing. If she really wanted steady money, then the lying, lazy loser would go and get a job.
Jenna always puts on this performance piece of the “scrappy little lesbian” who’s trying so “gosh darn hard” to “save this farm!” It’s all a crock of crap.
DeleteWhere’s “Rachel Keane” to shill her shit?!
DeleteJenna’s still stuck in the same predictable pattern each and every month. Even though she’s 40. She refuses to change.
Delete“Signal-boosting and endorsing as a satisfied customer!”
DeleteCreepy Kelly, her fat friend, is stepping in for the missing “Rachel Keane.” He’s another stupid supporter who sounds a lot like Jenna in terms of being a rotten writer.
Signal boosting????? What does that even mean? Looks like Jenna is feeding him her own lines which often make no sense. Or perhaps this is another of her nom de plumes. I’m sure she has more than just Rachel Keane.
DeleteSFF. The stupid “signal boosting” was weird. Unfortunately, Creepy Kelly is a real person. We’ve met him before. He also has an arrogant attitude like Jenna’s for no reason. He’s even commented here in support of the FFF. “Birds of a feather…”
DeleteWhy “looking for work” if she supposedly got a new job and a new boss, according to something she posted on insta? Haven’t seen it mentioned on Twitter. Makes you wonder.
DeleteAnonymous 5:09. “She can’t keep track of her lies.”
DeleteCan someone go out and do a welfare check, first priority being the animals?
ReplyDeleteWe’re going to drive by soon. There’s also a network of neighbors keeping close watch on her animals.
DeleteSome of us live quite close to her hovel. Jenna has no hi-tech security system, so when she’s gone, it’s easy to see how her horses and livestock are doing.
DeleteI think she’s sulking because her begging isn’t working. She stays low for a few days and then comes back with a begging vengeance!! There will be whining. “It’s so hard to get by these days!” “No sales in days!” “If I don’t make sales, I can’t stay here on this land”
ReplyDeleteAt this point, she doesn’t deserve to have a home.
DeleteHow typical of her arrogant attitude that Jenna thinks that this very average animal is worth tweeting about.
ReplyDeleteShe says it's a house cat. And I'll bet $100 it's that poor cat she lost due to her stupidity. About a decade ago, she wrote on her bleg how she adopted a new cat and like the moron she is, did not use an animal carrier to transport it. So when she got out of her car, merely clutching it, it jumped out of her arms, tore off across her property, and into the woods. She said she searched for it but never saw it again. Until now.
ReplyDelete^^^^My comment was in response to a comment that mysteriously went *poof*
DeleteThe original comment was a tweet Jenna posted that said "Guess the critter" along with a pic of a deceased cats jawbone/teeth.
Anon7. It was my comment that was removed again by the spam filter. I used “twat” in it. HD knows all about the issue.
DeleteNon-tent indeed. She doesn't have a job to go to, and she no longer posts any farming/homesteading content. All she does is melt soap and draw in between twice daily animal feedings. That is all she does. And expects people to pay her for that.
ReplyDelete^^^^This comment also in response to a *poof* comment that was about the Pig Shocker's lack of any decent relevant content.
DeleteAnon7. It was my comment that was removed again by the spam filter. I used “twat” in it. HD knows all about the issue.
DeleteHD. It’s very frustrating to keep having comments that are removed by the spam filter. Because then replies are out of context and confusing. It’s an ongoing issue with this blogging platform.
ReplyDeleteI’ve never had a comment removed on this forum however I only use salty talk if Jenna does 🤷♀️
ReplyDeleteLet’s experiment:
Bitch
Twat
Maybe salty language is removed if put into a sentence, like:
Delete"The twat often bitched about the risk of her getting Lyme disease, but conveniently neglects that her dogs could have caught it."
PDD
I was the one who made comments about comments disappearing. “Cunt” is another word that’s been deleted. Even though HD has recently said that the adult filters are off. It’s a glitch in the system.
DeletePDD. LOL!!! It’s almost impossible to discuss Jenna without using swear words.
DeleteB🪳TCH
ReplyDeleteC🤬NT
TWIT
T😈AT
CR🪳🪳P
L🪰🪱ER
PDD
Exactly!
DeleteWhere has our little snowflake been?
ReplyDeleteNo weird lesbian tirades about how her people live, no boring TS is gay posts, no begs. She’s probably doing something that even she knows would not garner free poodle cash from her enablers..
“Jenna Woginrich Retweeted
DeleteJenna Woginrich
@coldantlerfarm
Still trying to make it, Please share any posts of mine you think people may be interested in”
(black heart like her soul)
I posted this comment yesterday, but once again, it’s gone this morning. And I didn’t even use any swear words.
It’s another Monday moanin’
ReplyDeletewhen normal adults work.
Jenna’s begging with her hand out
and on this blog will lurk.
https://twitter.com/rachelkeane72/status/1627601744455688192?cxt=HHwWgICz4bjKs5YtAAAA
ReplyDelete“Rachel Keane” is back to shill her shit.
“Everything is so hard right now. I hope things are gentler for you.”
ReplyDeleteBoo fucking hoo. What a bunch of bull. This is one of Jenna’s disingenuous tweets, where her manipulative marketing is hidden by fake concern over others. She doesn’t care about anyone but her stupid self. Her “hard” life has been created by decades of making dumb decisions, but then expecting to be saved by strangers.
Her only “hope” by blatant begging is to filch free funds from followers.
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Everything is so hard right now. I hope things are gentler for you.
Actually things are not gentle for me right now. Lots of family and pet stress but you know what I’m not worried about? Paying for the car repair I just had, the dental work I have Wednesday, or paying for the vet bill that I’ll have later this week and oh yeah my mortgage is paid up. Not because I am “rich” like you seem to think people who pay their bills are. I’m just a responsible adult who goes to a job because that’s how those bills get paid!
What’s hard Jenna, no free cash?, no premium ice cream? No heart shaped TS album? Interesting how you will give excruciating details about all night lesbian sex but you are reallly vague about how hard things are right now. Interesting.
I also commented about this tweet above.
DeleteShe has been quiet on IG. It’s like her alter ego, reserved only for ‘look how great my life is’. She is so transparent.
DeleteSFF. Her patterns are predictable once you’ve been observing for awhile. Jenna only brags about her life when she has money. Yet lies and claims that it’s unimportant to her. “Rachel Keane” is also one of her “alter egos.”
DeleteEveryone has tough times but sensible adults don’t moan about it on a public forum …. that is unless they are internet beggars. We live on a fixed income albeit with private and government pensions plus modest investments that we paid into with years of hard work. That is the piece of the puzzle she is missing. She gave that up to follow a pipe dream with no consideration of what the future would look like. She only has herself to blame and unfortunately she can’t see that at 40, she still has years of earning power if she would take a hard look at where her life is headed.
Delete“Guys?!” Only poor widdle baby Jenna with the “short/square body” has bills to pay.
DeleteExactly so, everyone!!
DeletePDD
She has an elderly horse and an elderly dog with a limp. Properly cared for, it is expensive. My elderly dog needed meds 3 times a day for health issues and cbd oil to further ease arthritis and breakthrough seizures. It was a huge expense that I budgeted for and never saw as optional. Add in at least annual vet visits and heartworm/tick meds - - I have a feeling there is no way she has been properly caring for Merlin & Gibson and the consequences of that is rearing its head now.
ReplyDeleteI concur, 3 elderly pets, all on meds, special foods etc. it’s not cheap!!
DeleteHer pets are props to pose with as an authentic farmer. She doesn’t care about their welfare.
DeleteFake farmer's concern is patently false. What were true-to-form were her snarky comments about the farm-related death of a local town official, her ongoing disdain for others who "work" for a living, her dislike of children and her seething jealously of people she perceives as having more fulfilled or "better" lives.
ReplyDeleteThese past few weeks, we had a piece of equipment break, replacement cost of $6,000, which will delay purchase of a second high-efficiency fireplace insert. Our electricity supplier doubled its delivery charges, effective February 1. We had an unexpected vet bill and expected, (ongoing) medicines for an aging dog. We replaced tires on our truck, and we've been replacing fencing and cutting more downed trees, which will be used as heat in 2024.
None of these are deal breakers or reasons to cry into the Internet. As responsible adults, we've planned for unexpected home costs and because we worked/saved/invested, we have resources to manage unexpected costs.
So instead of whining about life circumstances, we'll be taking a short vacation to warmer climate later this winter, using set-aside funds, and upon return, starting seeds and plants for spring/summer gardens.
PDD
PDD & Co know how to adult!
DeleteI would wager that 95% of her problems are of her own doing. Read that again, Jenna. And my guess is the biggest ones are her refusal to get an adult job, alienating anyone she comes in contact with and substance abuse.
ReplyDeleteJenna has always refused to accept any adult accountability for her actions. She comes across as a pampered princess.
DeleteShe also makes terribly bad financial decisions. Things are "so hard" right now, and she can barely keep up with the mortgage...yet she is holding Taylor Swift tickets. Idiot.
DeleteEllen Weatherbee
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So sweet that you are thinking of other people, and we are thinking very positive hopes for you, dear Jenna!
Poor, poor misguided Ellen. Open your wallet to boost Jenna’s spirits!!
The stupid, sycophantic supporter Ellen, has had an unreciprocated crush on Jenna for years. But she’s not “a pretty brunette femme.” The FFF is just pretending to be “sweet” for free funds. But she’s really sour inside.
ReplyDeleteOf course, Jenna has ignored her nice reply. All she wants is money not kindness.
ReplyDeleteJenna hasn’t even responded or “liked” what Ellen wrote, because she’s cruel, callous and calculating.
Delete“y’all know that the lower belly pooch women have is just belly fat & not actually their uterus right? like it’s 100% natural to just have that fat there and that’s ok. u don’t have to lie & justify ur body to those dumbasses. just live & embrace having fat who gives a fuck”
ReplyDeleteYou can tell by her retweet what Jenna is trying to say about her own obese body. Naturally, it’s improperly punctuated, and it looks like something stupid that she would’ve written. She has a FUPA because of too much fat. That’s what happens when one pigs out on pizza, brownies and ice cream constantly. I’ll bet that she rarely eats salads.
If she has time to watch OTHER people watch movies and TV shows, I think I know why she can't earn money.
DeleteRight?😂
DeleteI read it a different way. Why isn’t she watching videos she loves with people she loves rather than watching videos of strangers watching videos with their own loved ones? Is she so lonely that she is living vicariously through strangers on the internet?
DeleteAs if binge watching and non-stop streaming weren't big enough time wasters she is now watching reaction videos? And then she tweets about not making sales and how things are soooo hard. Boo hoo. Get a job, lazy loser.
DeleteGreat article. Jenna should read this:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/resilience/202302/feeling-old
Oh, wow. Yes, that is her in 20 years.
DeleteI’ll give it less than ten.
DeleteAgreed. She’s going downhill fast.
DeleteExcellent article. If only she would listen and learn.
DeleteHow depressing. But this is interesting:
Delete"In pursuing happiness, we have to think of the long term. (Ask yourself): Will what I am doing today add up emotionally, professionally, in terms of my own self-respect?"
The Pig Shocker needs to take a long hard look at her current life choices. And then make some changes. Because online begging, eating your feelings, watching movies, and tweeting about Taylor Swift won't add up to ANYTHING.
There is not a single thing she is doing today that will aid her in the future. NOT A THING.
Are we going to be here in another 10 or 20 years watching what happens when you don't save for retirement?
DeleteI thought her family was well off.
Anonymous 9:27. Her family has modest means. She’s mentioned many times, resentfully, that there’s no trust fund for her.
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I paid the January mortgage this morning. Bank account is near empty again, but first month of the year is covered. Onward, with hope towards luck changing and better sales. I started a new job and hope that small amount of additional income starts making a difference 🌞
Hope this job is real and not a new wY to get free cash! Poor me! I have a job now like everyone has been telling me to get for years and I still can’t pay the mortgage!!
I came here to say something similar. Jenna has to mention again about her “bank account being empty,” so that people will pity the poor, “scrappy little lesbian.” Her “luck” is never “changing,” because she’s a lying, lazy loser.
DeleteNo normal adult behaves the weird ways that Jenna does. Her mortgage payments are late each and every month. It’s become a chronic condition, because she refuses to change. This “new job” won’t last long. They never do. She has a pathological aversion towards any authority like a boss.
Delete“One 1/4 share of pork left for next season. This is for piglets arriving in a few weeks, and then harvested late autumn. DM if interested or visit my website for more contact/info!”
ReplyDeleteWatch as her shit share numbers either increase or decrease depending on Jenna’s need and greed.
Her bank account shouldn’t be empty... there should be pig share money in it so she can purchase and raise these pigs she’s getting in a few weeks... red flag!!!
ReplyDeleteCatherine 🏳️🌈
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Have you used the UpWork app? Someone’s just recommended it to me for writing jobs.
Oh you sweet summer child Catherine. You sweet naive child.
I saw that crap. She’s another supporter like stupid Ellen and “Rachel.”
DeleteHD. New post please? Thanks.
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