Happy Winter Everyone!
Except Jenna. I hope she has a winter she deserves.
I'm not saying….
….I understand anything about her but… I do not understand about the whole cake mix thing. She says she will bake a cake…with this cake mix…if she gets some arbitrary number of subscribers. The whole thing is so stupid I don't have the capacity to even try to think about it. The main question is Who Cares? Is there someone in the world that will subscribe so she can bake a cake? What if she lies and bakes the cake any way?……yeah, okay…WHO CARES? Is this what passes as content nowadays? We're doomed.
“Spending money that should go to the December mortgage on a root canal 4 days before Christmas alone is the perfect ending to this miserable month. I’m having ice cream for dinner and I don’t want to hear a word about it.”
ReplyDeleteIt’s Wednesday whining now
and her whole life is lies.
Manipulative marketing
is just a Jenna guise.
Oh man, this statement of hers has to be one of the most rage-inducing things she has ever said. An over-the-top self pity party that aims straight for people's wallets. Here she lays the bullshit on thicker than any nasty fondant you've had:
Delete"I'm having to spend money I just don't have" *sniff*
"And I don't even have the December mortgage yet"
"And I have ANOTHER rotten tooth, another root canal to suffer thru"
"And this is happening right before Christmas"
"A Christmas that I will have to spend ALL ALONE" *sniff sniff*
"Please feel sorry for me while I spend money I don't have on luxury ice cream"
"I'm eating ice cream for dinner cuz I can't afford proper food"
And then she states that she "doesn't want to hear a word about it." Now that I believe, because you know damn well she'd rather hear the notification bell on her phone for Venmo and PayPal pity donations. That is truly ALL she wants to hear.
It's astounding all the word salad she creates when she could simply say, "Please feel sorry for me and give me your money."
Like anyone gives a shit what a grown woman eats for dinner. Boohoo Jenna somehow you conjured up $1200 for a root canal, many people can’t do that so quit your privileged ass whining. How many of us can do jack all day and still have a home and 2 cars? How many of us can binge watch on multiple streaming services day in and out? Please tell me again how poor you are while you at the Taylor Swift concert... please I need a laugh Jenna!!
DeleteAnonymous 12.29. Exactly. Somehow poor little Jenna also “conjured up” wads of “folding money” for a pricey concert ticket. Her begging is unbelievably brazen.
DeleteHey, who wants to do a classic holiday carol sing-a-long with Jenna? Let's do this!
ReplyDeleteOn the 1st day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
A mortgage bill due 2023
On the 2nd day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
TWO cars that won't start
And a mortgage bill due 2023
On the 3rd day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
THREE sickly animals
And a mortgage bill due 2023
On the 4th day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
FOUR unhappy clients
And a mortgage bill due 2023
On the 5th day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
FIVE more bad teeth
And a mortgage bill due 2023
On the 6th day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
SIX hours no power
And a mortgage bill due 2023
On the 7th day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
SEVEN days of no sales
And a mortgage bill due 2023
On the 8th day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
EIGHT fences falling
And a mortgage bill due 2023
On the 9th day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
NINE date rejections
And a mortgage bill due 2023
On the 10th day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
TEN torn knee tendons
And a mortgage bill due 2023
On the 11th day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
ELEVEN pipes gone freezing
And a mortgage bill due 2023
On the 12th day of Christmas
bad karma gave to me
TWELVE murdered chickens
ELEVEN pipes gone freezing
TEN torn knee tendons
NINE date rejections
EIGHT fences falling
SEVEN days of no sales
SIX hours no power
FIVE more bad teeth
FOUR unhappy clients
THREE sickly animals
TWO cars that won't start
Annnnnnd a...mortgaaaage billllllll eeeeeach monnnnnth in 'TWENTY THREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well done. Even funnier because it’s true.
DeleteThat was great!
DeleteBrava! Take a bow Anon7, no lies detected!
DeleteThis makes me think about the game "two truths and a lie" but for Jenna it's "ten lies and a truth" because it seems every once in a while something bad happens for real, and she has no recourse than to rely on the generosity of others to solve her problems.
What *real* problems do you think she'll have?
That ankle isn't going to be the same unless she does some serious physio, even then it might not help. I'm thinking she really pulls that ankle.
Hitting a deer with her new-to-her car was a truth that came out of nowhere, so something non-body related might happen too. Will the roof on the house or barn finally cave in? Or the foundation collapse after years of water damage inside and out?
Anon7, I bow to your funny bone!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks! Her horrible woe-is-me tweet that SLL posted in the first comment inspired me.
DeleteShe really hit a new low today with that tweet. She has no shame.
DeleteIn what universe is she living? Why “should” that money go to the mortgage instead of to a root canal??? A responsible person pays for both. A responsible person has a real job and doesn’t spend all day watching streaming shows.
ReplyDeleteShe should just get the fricking tooth pulled. How dare she try to guilt people over the holidays or any other time.
And nobody cares what the heck you eat for dinner!
I feel your disgust. Her entitlement for free funds is rage inducing. I've known many fine, hard working, middle class people who have gaps in their back teeth because they couldn't afford dental care. They just had the tooth pulled...and there is nothing wrong with that. But Little Miss Pig Shocker thinks she's too good for that.
DeleteAnon7, ah come. Is there really a root canal coming up or does she simply want money to buy even more ice cream?
DeleteShe probably made a putrid pan pizza, ate it “hunched over like a yeti at the top of my stairs,” and then guzzled a gallon of ice cream.
DeleteI'll play!
ReplyDeleteSing this to the tune of "O Christmas Tree"
Fake farmer's plea
To you and me
She wants your cash
Undeservedly
She'll obfuscate
Her work is late
She lies a lot
To work her plot
Her farm ain't real - it's all a con
The critters used to prey upon
Fake farmer's plea
To you and me
She wants your cash
Unashamedly
Love this! "Fake Farmer's Plea" would make a great user name for someone here!
DeletePDD. I’m clapping!
DeleteJenna the dentist doesn’t give you painkillers, they give you a prescription FOR painkillers. I’m sure you could use some money from your 2031 pig shares to pay for some Tylenol. Dumb ass!!!
ReplyDeleteHer whole life is lies.
Delete“Dinner and dessert.”
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Fat ass actually posted a pic of two containers of ice cream. Yeah, tell us how much your teeth hurt, twat. Boo fucking hoo. What a waste of space.
Of course, it’s expensive ice cream. Only the best for the Cambridge Queen of Con. It’s no wonder why her fridge figure is fat.
DeleteNot only expensive but Haagen-Dazs is has a super high fat content. Next thing she will be begging for diabetes meds.
DeleteSFF. She probably has a list of future, fabricated crises.
DeleteShe deleted her shitty poor me tweet about not getting any drugs!!
ReplyDeleteSo when I got a root canal, the crown was a separate cost... wonder if she will start begging for that next!!
I missed that one. She’s deleted many stupid tweets after we’ve called her crap out. The badass, brave butch is an emotional weakling.
DeleteI missed that tweet but it makes no sense. The dental pain comes BEFORE the root canal. Once the procedure is complete the pain goes away. Makes you wonder huh?
DeleteSFF. I think that she’s lying again about the root canal. And that’s why what she tweeted about drugs doesn’t make sense.
DeleteIt’s because the root canal crisis is fabricated for free funds.
ReplyDeleteAnd even if it were true, a normal adult would quietly deal with it. It’s their personal responsibility. They wouldn’t use manipulative marketing to try and mooch money from followers.
ReplyDeleteJenna has the most massive, unearned sense of self-entitlement I’ve ever seen. I’ll bet that her family’s fed up with her bull, and doesn’t help her anymore.
ReplyDelete“Since my hawk flew away I am playing a lot more music and that has been lovely”
ReplyDeleteIt wasn’t “her hawk,” but another trapped bird victim. We’re thrilled that he’s flown free from her hovel.
Learn how to use commas correctly, cretin.
Delete“I'm sorry your hawk flew away”
DeleteOne of her stupid, sycophantic supporters tweeted that crap.
Posting pics of premium ice cream shoots the hell out of her ‘living off the land’ premise. She has no concept of how to stay on brand. It’s no wonder she is a failure at running any sort of business. She keeps shooting herself in the foot. Honestly, she can purchase all the processed food she wants but don’t advertise your laziness when you are trying to portray yourself as self sufficient, living on the side of a mountain. What an idiot.
ReplyDeleteShe’s a fucking failure at farming, and an inauthentic, hipster wannabe poser.
DeleteHow shocking that the great Wog doesn’t churn her own CAF ice cream.
DeleteI remember that Jenna live tweeted churning buttermilk a few years ago. It was stupid.
DeleteAnd in the buttermilk churning tweet she also bragged about being “Jenna fucking Woginrich,” like it was some sort of superior title.
DeleteHow about support a local business and get some Stewart’s ice cream. 😂😂
ReplyDeleteNah, they’re not premium enough for the yuppie farmer.
DeleteAdults usually have 32 teeth. At an average of 3 root canals / year for 10+ years, Jenna has officially claimed to have more root canals than teeth in her head. I seem to recall the early years had more than 3 root canals / year too, 3 / year is conservative.
ReplyDeleteI love the dental hygienists who stayed at the dentist’s office after the dentist retired!
ReplyDeleteOf all her fiction, that is one of my favorites! I absolutely love when she makes it out like she lives in Green Acres or Petticoat Junction and hi jinx is just happening day in and out over in her little queer loving/hating (depends on her day) town.
Rumor has it that the two hygienists won the pie eatin’ contest last year and then went back to fixin’ Floyd and Bubba’s sore teeth right after. /s. I know this is true because they had big white cloths tied up in a bow around their heads when they attended the pig races! /s
LOL!!!
Deleteshe loves to pretend she's living rural, but literally everything in modern society is accessible and she DOES access it (creaming a deer on her way to buy tacos).
DeleteI lived truly rural for over 10 years, and we'd lose the road in winter, sometimes for weeks. Then we were a fly in / out only community right on the ocean where the weather often grounded planes.
Even that village had a dentist who charged dollar bills. Lots of hijinks in a small town, but getting free dental work is NOT it.
Her fabricated crises, like repeatedly getting root canals, are a crock of crap.
ReplyDeleteIt’s another dental crisis
ReplyDeleteand her dinner was ice cream.
Her life is like a nightmare
‘cause it’s certainly no dream.
“I’ve spent every day this month, until yesterday, pushing myself the hardest I ever have to finish covering hay, firewood, and feed situations, make a mortgage payment and cover a root canal. I’m broke again, but resting and proud.”
ReplyDeleteI know to a lot of you my life seems frail and hard and a constant struggle. “But I wake up every single day with this mission to keep the farm going, bills paid, animals healthy, and all off my own farm and skills.”
Delete“I left my office job in 2012. That’s a decade of working and keeping a life I’m proud of, here, with animals and nature, growth and healing, music and hawks. A girl can do worse.”
Delete“Here’s to making it another year with more ease, luck, work and hope. And my best to anyone following their dreams without a net alone. Strongest people in the world tat still need a hug.”
DeleteWhat a crock of crap. She’s “proud” to sit on “tat” fat ass and be a beggar on Twitter. I can’t count how many times this cunt has claimed to be “pushing herself the hardest,” yet her lie-style still stays the same.
DeleteIt’s more like “and all off my constant whining about being broke, and wanting more free funds from followers.” Go fuck yourself, Jenna. No one else wants to.
DeleteJenna’s not only a lying, lazy loser, but delusional if she believes her own bullshit.
DeleteShe’s also one of the weakest wimps we’ve ever met, and the exact antithesis of a “strong” self-sufficient farmer.
DeleteNot one person has responded to her bullshit bragging tweets today. And out of over four thousands followers, only a handful have even “liked” them.
Deletethousand followers
DeleteIt's very telling that she still refers to herself as a "girl" instead of the 40 year old person she is. She has not mentally progressed to the adult stage at all.
DeleteI almost committed the same thing above. It’s also strange that she’s often referred to herself as “13/14 year old Jenna would be so…” It’s literally, like she’s emotionally still stuck in her mind as a teen. And Jenna doesn’t behave as if she’s a mature adult.
DeleteEdit: “I almost commented not committed.” Damn auto correct.
DeleteAnd she often referred to Shannon as a girl. “Get yourself a girl who…” It sounded sexist and stupid.
DeleteI’m sure that Shannon found it insufferable to tolerate living with Jenna for even a year.
DeleteWhy did she delete her “to do list” for her hobbies off Twitter!?? So weird!
ReplyDeleteI missed that one too but the thing that makes me laugh the most is when you try to read the replies it’s just her replying to herself. How pathetic is that?
DeleteShe probably realized how stupid it makes her look.
DeleteSFF. It’s just as pathetic when she constantly retweets her desperate pleas for free funds.
DeleteNo details at all about the fabricated root canal crisis. That’s because it was bogus. And it didn’t work as her manipulative marketing move to mooch more money.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she pigged out on more ice cream for dinner tonight. “Please help me. I’m too stupid to properly feed myself!!!”
DeleteShe’s not even a good enough liar to back up her bull with describing her dental procedures. I’ll bet that she’s never had even one root canal done.
Delete"following their dreams without a net" - that's big talk for someone who very obviously has an undisclosed (to the public) source of income. The math isn't mathing, and no one believes her.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be an “undisclosed source of income.” Part of her “net” comes from being a beggar. Her whole life is lies.
Delete“You can still get gift certificates or pork shares! Sales very much needed and your money goes to keep a small farm going.”
ReplyDeleteNo one cares, cunt. Guess that the root canal wasn’t “tat” painful. Otherwise, you’d be bitching about it.
The “money goes” towards further enabling a lying, lazy loser to “Live like fiction!”
DeleteThere’s nothing that could prevent this bitch from begging. Even if she’d had a root canal.
Delete“This is on 9x12" and I can ship it anywhere in the world! Original art and all cash goes towards catching up on the December mortgage soon as possible. Happy to offer for $25.”
ReplyDeleteEach and every month she’s behind in making mortgage payments. Jenna never “catches up,” because it’s become a chronic condition. And she devalues her drawings by desperately offering them for such a low price. It’s pathetic.
25 bucks is ridiculously low for a 9x12. Does that include free shipping? If so, she will barely make enough profit for a tub of that premium ice cream she craves. It’s barely worth her time. She has no business sense whatsoever.
DeleteAlternate theory: all part of the scam. Now she's the little match girl, *sniff* selling her meager possessions for next to nothing, hoping some kind-hearted strangers cough up serious poodle cash to help her out for Christmas (you know, the holiday that she doesn't celebrate).
DeleteIn an early Shamster story, a woman wrote she once sent Pig Shocker $1000 to help her out after believing some 💩 story.
PDD, you may have nailed it right there. She is scum preying on holiday goodwill. It’s disgusting.
DeletePDD. Exactly. Jenna’s done this before in the past to elicit empathy for free funds. I recall that she was going to try and sell her hat, and made a big deal about it.
DeleteA further thought here. I wonder if in her heart of hearts she knows what an utter mess she has made of her life. Surely under all the greed and dishonesty there is a glimmer of regret and human decency. This lifestyle of hers is not sustainable in the long run. It’s going to be a hard fall when it all collapses around her. She is lying to herself if she thinks otherwise.
DeleteSFF. I think that Jenna’s a garbage human being, and an unrepentant, pathological liar. She knows that her life is falling apart. But she still clings to her old, dumb dream that’s been a fucking failure. There’s no sense of “decency” about being a beggar.
DeleteI don't think Pig Shocker is the least bit ashamed of what she does. Perversely, I think it pleases her.
Delete1. She told a story in which a classmate lied to his great advantage, and she praised his memory for being the clever one.
2. She stated if she asks for something, and people provide, that's on them.
3. She has repeatedly written: "if I don't ask, I don't get" and she's absolutely okay with that (even, apparently if lies and obfuscation are involved).
4. She wrote that it's better to take money from people who know you than from strangers at bank.
5. She believes as a *cough* "talented artiste", people should support her financially.
She hasn't any shame & little regret for any creatures who are hurt by her shenanigans. If we needed an example of sociopathic behavior, I think she's close to it.
PDD, if that’s the case she is a very disturbed individual. If this was my daughter, I would be sick about it. The fact that she is pleased by her behaviour is pretty scary.
DeletePDD. I also recall those examples. And I think that Jenna’s already an actual sociopath.
DeleteIt’s another lonely Christmas
ReplyDeletefor the fat ass, loser liar.
Jenna begs so much now
that she should rent a choir.
Jenna wants “some Yuletide cheer”
Deletethis means more “folding money.”
Begging’s become her way of life
and I frankly, find that funny.
Every month her mortgage
Deleteis never paid on time.
But she has funds for streaming service
and binges on Amazon Prime.
“Want to simply send some Yuletide cheer? My venmo is jennawog. Support a small gay farm and send a little cheer! It'll go towards the November Mortgage! Thank you and Happy Holidays!”
ReplyDeleteShe’s just retweeted this obnoxious begging, because it has no views yet. Wanting more free funds to buy extra Taylor Swift merchandise. No one wants to “support” a middle-aged moron who’d rather whine than work. People want to help their friends and families. They don’t want to give gifts to anti-social and judgmental ugly, stinky Baba Yagas.
Once again, she’s deleted the tweet, after I called out her crap.
Delete“Dance, Jenna monkey!” You claim to not care about criticism, but your deleting stupid tweets says otherwise. You deserve to be publicly shamed for being a beggar, and animal abusing, pathological liar.
Delete“This farm needs a miracle!”
ReplyDeletecause the loser’s outta “luck.”
Jenna’s burned so many bridges
that followers “don’t give a fuck.”
“Happy Holidays from Cold Antler Farm. Stay warm and true”
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck does “true” have to do with the holidays? I think that she’s gearing up for a big beg finale before Christmas.
If you're on Twitter, are you able to see how many views she's had to her various posts? I can. One post has over 9000 views (probably mainly due to people seeing it over and over) and.......22 likes. That is rejection at its finest.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking something similar about her ratio of views versus real engagement. It’s drastically different. It seems like people are there to just watch her epic train wreck of a life.
DeleteHer lack of responses, considering how many times the tweets are viewed, is pathetic. There are people who have a lot less followers, and even views, yet much more engagement than Jenna. People are sick of her begging, and boring non-tent, too.
DeleteI must admit that I tune in to see the train wreck. Years ago some of her content was moderately interesting. One particular video was newborn baby lambs in the barn at night but it’s been eons since she has posted anything moderately engaging. Filthy pigs in muck and freezing horses in a snowstorm doesn’t do it for me. These days I look at CAF as a huge joke and Jenna as a spoiled brat who is stuck in a web of self delusion. If she wasn’t so obnoxious I might feel sorry for her dumpster fire of a life.
DeleteSFF, valuable homesteading advice like her December 23rd post doesn't do it for ya'? /s
Delete"Powers going off and on with this storm, you in the northeast? Download Glass Onion to your tablet now."
PDD, yeah that. Riveting content …
DeleteI have a feeling she just has a “farmers’ tablet”.
DeleteOf course, she’s retweeting her same old crap today. There’s never a break from begging for free funds from followers.
ReplyDeleteIt’s hostile how she makes her money issues about putting pressure on people to make pity purchases. Jenna has zero self-awareness, and ability to read the room.
DeleteJenna’s desperation has been unbearable.
Delete“Baby, it’s cold out there.”
ReplyDeleteThe “scrappy little lesbian” has no one to keep her warm and cuddle with again. It’s another lonely holiday for the lying, lazy loser. LOL!!!
We wonder if she’ll try to mooch another holiday dinner off Pember Patty. Since her enabler was away with family for Thanksgiving. Jenna likes to stuff her fake fat face with free food. You never see her reciprocate.
DeleteThere are always some great gatherings in her area this time of year. There’s no need to be alone if you’re single. Regardless of one’s sexual preferences.
DeleteWe’ve been to several. Especially, after Covid restrictions lightened up. Jenna’s never been invited to any of them, because she’s loathed by locals.
hehe yep, she’s cold and lonely today and yesterday…
DeleteI think PP was visiting family far away. No free meals for moochers this year.
DeleteMerry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you! Hope you are all enjoying proper seasonal weather where you are. Unlike here where it will be fcuking 80 degrees tomorrow which is bullshit. Cuz leading up to xmas it was cold here (60s) and after xmas will be 60s again. So why a ONE DAY 80 degree heat spike? Because Santa hates Southern California, that's why.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, hope everyone has a wonderful time!
Jenna took a break
ReplyDeletefrom begging Christmas day.
But she’ll be back to it tomorrow
did you “guys” know that she is gay?!
“If you're in books, know an agent, or happen to be spending the holidays with Glennon Doyle, please put in a good word for me.”
ReplyDeleteJenna might as well be begging. Her book is bull.
https://twitter.com/coldantlerfarm/status/1607129740196057088?cxt=HHwWgMDQhfv-1c0sAAAA
DeleteAnd still using the same old photo of fatty with her hawk and horse. Fortunately, it’s taken from behind, so her fake fat face is hidden.
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Jenna’s beyond delusional with her fake description of herself, and admirable accomplishments.
DeleteI can't even...the description of her proposed book...juxtaposition it with ten plus year of panic attacks, laziness and begging...
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ad I’ve always said, and it’s never been truer than that stupid tweet. Her whole life is lies.
DeleteAs not ad
DeleteShe really thought she was going to make bank on this book. Her agent is correct, people don’t read random memoirs, they read memoirs of very famous people who they want to divulge dirt on other famous people. Jenna “ great sex” umm no thanks, do not want to read but whatever Jenna.
ReplyDeleteNo one wants to read about someone repellent like Jenna having sex. Ugh. It’s delusional thinking that she’s famous enough for a memoir to sell. The unpleasant reality, is that she’s a middle-aged moron, rotten writer, and a lying, lazy loser. The Cambridge Queen of Con.
DeleteI’m also sure that Shannon wouldn’t want her EX sharing the “dirty details” of their intimacy with the world. It’s crass, clueless, and shows zero respect for SD.
Delete"It's my story of quitting my job and buying a farm alone five years after graduating college. What followed was ten years of self-imposed isolation because I needed to live alone on a goddamn mountain as a feral homesteader to finally become the woman I needed to be."
ReplyDeleteAnd, people, she did it all without a dishwasher or credit cards.
How did no one snap this up? 🤣🤣🤣
Apparently, “the woman I needed to be” became a beggar, and still can’t either edit, or use commas correctly. The filthy “feral” farmer is a fucking failure.
DeleteJenna thinks that just because Glennon is a lesbian, that she’ll help publish her memoir.
DeleteReaders should ignore:
Delete1. The financial help she got from people to buy the property
2. The many times she begged strangers to find her a date (male or female)
3. That her 'farm' is a financial failure, supported by online handouts and, finally,
4. That she doesn't live on the side of a fcuking mountain
PDD
PDD. Exactly. It’s also blatantly rude and disrespectful to impose her desperation on a famous female today. Since Glennon, unlike Jenna, has family to share holidays with. She’s busy not being a beggar, but surrounded by loved ones.
DeleteJenna has zero manners and appropriateness. Funny how Shannon shares the same last name.
Maybe Jenna thinks that the name Doyle is “lucky” and “magical.” The hobbit, Baba Yaga is nuts.
DeleteAlthough it certainly wasn’t “lucky” that Shannon dumped her fat ass last fall.
DeleteThis is so typical of Jenna to be pushy and pester people. The same way that she’s been putting pressure on them to make pity purchases. So that she can make her chronically late mortgage payments. Maybe Glennon Doyle needs to be sent links with information soon.
DeleteNot to mention the numerous scams she pulled fleecing people that went towards frivolous and unnecessary purchases.
DeleteThat whole post is embarassing on so many levels. Grow up. You don't get ahead in life by wishing and magic.
DeleteHer “reckless” disregard for appropriate behavior is unbelievable. I’ve never seen such an immature 40 year old woman.
DeleteOh gosh, I just checked and that cringe worthy tweet about her book is still up. I thought she may have had sober second thought and taken it down. It’s the online equivalent of drunk dialing
ReplyDelete*slim* (fat fingers)
DeleteActually, slum face works for Jenna. And she also has “fat fingers.”She’s shameless about pestering, and putting pressure on people.
DeleteSFF, I thought the same thing. So tacky and intrusive, like Glennon is supposed to jump through loops for a pig-shocking, unemployed and largely neglectful 'righter'.
DeleteNot only is it still up, she has retweeted herself. Also, the original and retweeted version have glaring errors. Some writer!
Delete“Staying warm on the mountain”
ReplyDeleteNo one cares, cunt. Are you breathlessly waiting for Glennon to contact you? LOL!!!
We’ve lived locally. And her hyperbolic “mountain” is more of a hill. Her whole life is lies.
DeleteAnon...and she lives at the bottom of the hill, along the road. I'm surprised she's not arrested for all the 💩💩💩
DeletePDD. I know. We’ve driven by her hovel many times.
Delete“Still offering everything in this thread and who knows?! I could sell enough to catch up with the farm if luck strikes!”
ReplyDeleteI called it yesterday. We knew that she’d be back begging after a brief “break” yesterday. Always wanting “wishing,” “magic,” and “luck.” Rather than getting off her fat ass, and working to support herself like a normal adult.
Note for Newbies: She hasn’t been “caught up” for years with making her mortgage payments. Each month she’s very late. It’s become a chronic condition due to her mismanagement of money.
DeleteI’ve NEVER considered “luck” when it comes to taking care of myself. It is responsibility.
ReplyDeleteNor would most adults. It shows how dysfunctional Jenna’s way of thinking is.
DeleteShannon must be breathing a sigh of relief that her sex life won’t be broadcast in a trash “magical memoir”.
ReplyDeleteExactly. I made this comment above:
Delete“I’m also sure that Shannon wouldn’t want her EX sharing the “dirty details” of their intimacy with the world. It’s crass, clueless, and shows zero respect for SD.”
…. And possibly grounds for civil liability. She might want to brush up on torts before she goes blabbing about Shannon’s sexual proclivities.
DeleteI doubt shannon has anything to worry about. They told Jenna that memoirs are hard to sell, when they're the top selling non-fiction. They didn't want to have a more honest conversation with jenna, who, by the way, has two careless errors and one typo in that desperate plea to glennon doyle
DeleteAnonymous 9:08. Jenna’s a rotten writer who never takes time to either edit her many multiple mistakes, or polish her purple prose. Now, a few of her foolish followers are also tagging Glennon Doyle.
Delete“BROS is a great movie unless you have a strong distaste for people like me. And I don't mean homosexuals I mean people that relate hard to Billy Eichner.”
ReplyDeleteWe have a “strong distaste” for lying, lazy losers like Jenna. Learn how to use commas correctly, cretin.
Not one person again, has responded to this stupid tweet. It didn’t even get one “like.”
DeleteBecause no one knows what the fuck she's talking about.
DeleteI'm surprised she didn't tag Billy Eichner with something like "This scrappy feral lesbian and hunts with hawks and lives alone on the mountain ❤️ you."
DeleteAnon - bad grammar and all!
In IG she was recording a scene from the movie Bros (sideways—ahem) Where the characters were talking about gay s e x and three somes and saying that this was just like her at the brewery. I am so sorry to anyone who goes to tat brewery and has to hear her gross sexy talk!!! People just getting a beer and they have to hear Jenna’s braying about all her great sex!!!🤮
DeleteThe only person that Jenna has “great sex” with is herself.
DeleteJenna has had very limited experience in relationships by her own admission. So to be bragging about sex that happened with one woman over a year ago is beyond pathetic.
DeleteShe has now retweeted the Glennon Doyle beg again for a third time, errors and all.
ReplyDeleteIf she knows anything about Glennon Doyle at all, and has read any of her decades of writing, she should know that Glennon addressed people shoving writing samples in her face years ago and how disturbing she finds it. And how there are other ways to get your writing seen.
DeleteBut Jenna’s gonna Jenna.
“It's Christmas so here's my stupid wish. I want to share the story of the last ten years on this mountain. I've got the proposal, outline, over 50k words already down. It's the best thing I have ever written. But my agent turned it down. Says memoir is too hard to
Deletesell. I think this book will sell. There are magical possums in it and every word is true. It's my story of quitting my job and buying a farm alone five years after graduating college. What followed was ten years of self-imposed isolation because I needed to live alone on a goddamn mountain as a feral homesteader to finally become the woman I needed to be. I dealt with depression, ED, and alcoholism. I finally came out,
started dating women and fell in love. I did it fighting to keep a farm and a creative life. I did it with the help of a British pack pony, codependent border collies and 9 hawks I called tricked out of the sky. And I did it without a savings account, passport,
dishwasher or credit cards. I did it, folks. I found a happiness I can turn around three times and lie down in. I wrote
a book about it. I would like someone to publish it. This book has all it all baby; Nineties nostalgia, livestock, the Appalachian Trail! It's got Idaho, fiddles, bad decisions, falconry, religious trauma, and amazing sex! It's got misery, romance, pagans, foreclosure threats and panic attacks. It's honest and raw and funny and gay. It's recklessly optimistic. If you know someone who might be interested in selling it or any interest in representing me, please DM.”
Honestly, if I was a celebrity, or well-known in social media, and I received multiple messages showing "too much" attention or wanting favors, I would put that person in the *crazy stalker* category.
DeleteSMH
PDD. Jenna IS a “crazy stalker” of famous females. Now, it’s Glennon Doyle’s turn instead of Taylor Swift.
DeleteWhat is the ED she dealt with? I'm only familiar with one E.D. and she ain’t experiencing that. Haha.
DeleteHD
She is only mentioning ED because that’s one of Glennon’s big things.
DeleteBut what is she talking about? Erectile Dysfunction is what I know to be referred to as ED.
DeleteHD
On social media, ED is also "eating disorder" (I looked it up).
DeletePoor pig shocker is trying to hit all the hot topic buttons in her plea for a publisher 🤣
Ah, lol.
DeleteShe did it without savings and credit cards because goddam strangers paid for it!!!
DeleteJenna’s only right about the “bad decisions.” She’s an expert on the sorry subject.
Delete“I found a happiness I can turn around three times and lie down in.”
DeleteThis stupid sentence makes no sense at all. It’s bad, overwrought writing. Like most of her purple prose, and weird word salads.
But also, you can’t have found happiness if every month you cry and beg because your life is hard and you are broke and you are sad and you are hopeless. As a shamster here often says, you can’t be both victim and victor. Pick one, Jenna.
DeleteOn IG she wrote a big whopper of a sack of crap about how she’s a lesbian ( whut??!!!) without a girl and a falconer without a bird and she’s married to her wood stove. She also describes living in a “frozen hellscape”. Jenna, temps are in the 40’s and 50’s for the next week on your “mountain”. Much drama??!!
ReplyDeleteThings are going downhill fast. She used to restrict the bitching and moaning to Twitter but it’s migrating over to IG lately as is the begging.
Delete“Live like fiction!” But bitch and beg online. And expect other people to pay for your lie-style.
DeleteThe number of senseless time wasters she undertakes is crazy. She could keep her "brain busy" in winter by getting an outside job, actually working to support herself or taking better care of her animals. But no...she's made a full-time job of binge watching streaming services, and now she's added playing a ukulele / writing songs to pad her ADHD hobbies list.
DeleteHey, I'm all for hobbies as I've tried my hand at quite a few over the years. But my animals have always come first and I've never begged other people to donate $$$ so I could pay the mortgage.
Good grief, next she’ll be pitching songs to Taylor Swift. Speaking of which, did she ever finish that stupid recap of the new album? I think she skipped over the tracks that were clearly about a man. Talk about an epic waste of time.
DeleteHa ha yes! She skipped the songs about men because apparently it’s super time consuming ( no shit!) to post all the nuances about TS and she doesn’t want to devote the time to ewww yucky men!!😂 I’m straight but it would never occur to me to speak poorly of females just because I like men. She is so weird!!!
DeleteHobbies are great but you should ay your bills. I wouldn’t give a crap if Jenna was posting all night about nonsense and playing the Ike if she wasn’t begging for money. She’s shown she has plenty of time to work for money— she chooses not to.
Well shit, looks like I’ve opened Pandora’s box. She’s back on TS songs this morning. She’s so predictable.
DeleteThe reason her agent turned it down is because it's a re-hash of her other books. Has one person ever had so many autobiographies about the same exact thing? Made From Scratch:Discovering the Pleasures of a Handmade Life, One Woman Farm:My life Shared with Sheep,Pigs,Chickens,Goats and a Fine Fiddle, Cold Antler Farm: A Memoir of Growing Food and Celebrating Life on a Scrappy Six-Acre Homestead, Barnheart:The Incurable Longing for a Farm of One's Own.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing new she has to write about is a failed lesbian relationship. No one cares.
How about a title for that book, Shamsters: How To Lose Your Girl in Twelve Months Or Less.
DeleteBoy, she really is a fiction writer if she could write a book about Growing food. She must have really used the thesaurus to come up with new ways to say she raises pigs and grows a few leaves of kale and a few butternut squash!!😂 I literally live in a ( gasp) suburban neighborhood of a zillion cookie cutter houses ( almost paid off) with a tiny yard and I grow more food in a raised bed than she does on her “fauxrm”.
DeleteSFF, how about
Delete"My Girl Left Me With Nothin' But A Window AC"
“Hey! I know it's vacation week but if I don't hustle I don't make any money, and I need to make sales to live here. You want soap? Pet portraits? Pork shares!? Want to donate these things to a local charity? Want me to draw a shark playing bocce? I'm game DM!”
ReplyDeleteJenna’s back to begging
and lies about her life.
She’s seeking someone stupid
to put up with her strife.
Jenna is disingenuous. Even though there’s a fake acknowledgment that “it’s vacation week,” she’s still putting pressure on people to make pity purchases. No one wants to “donate these things to a local charity.” And she knows it. This is her unethical, manipulative marketing for free funds.
DeleteMark my words: Pig Shocker is the local "charity". She would keep (and re-sell) pork from people foolish enough to believe their purchases were headed to a legitimate local charity.
DeleteShe has zero credibility.
Oh of course she is.
DeleteThat dumbass has once again today retweeted her horribly tasteless and full of errors Glennon Doyle tweet. She truly has no shame or social skills. Or tact.
ReplyDeleteJenna’s crappy character is completely defective. She doesn’t care if followers feel bombarded by her desperation. Her aggressive behavior is neither appropriate nor polite. Especially, when she’s cyber stalking someone famous like Glennon Doyle.
DeleteSo her latest post on Instagram is a room shot with her THERMOSTAT in the foreground which shoots the hell out of her claim that she has to tend the fire all day and night. What a moron.
ReplyDeleteWhat a lying, lazy loser.
DeleteLooks like she took the shot with the thermostat down. Not only is she incapable of editing or proof reading her written work, she is also careless with photographs. What a pro.
DeleteIt’s still up on IG. The thermostat is also filthy. Get a soapy rag and wipe that down Jenna!!!
DeleteI stand corrected. The fact that it is filthy means she adjusts it with her filthy fingers. AKA working furnace.
DeleteI’ve often said that her fingers are filthy. Her hygiene is horrid. Jenna literally, stinks.
DeleteThe thermostat is held at 62 deg. What a LIAR she's freezing and married to the woodstove.
ReplyDeleteShe took the THERMOSTAT photo down. Poor Pig Shocker doesn't want people to learn (or remember) that she has a whole-house furnace. She chooses to use a wood stove for its "atmosphere" and because the image of a person freezing in front of a cold stove helps drive donations, shares and pity purchases.
ReplyDeletePDD
PDD. Jenna often deletes posts and tweets when we’ve called her crap out. Sorry to sound ignorant. But wouldn’t the wood stove also effect how high the heat is in her home?
DeleteI wanted to clarify my comment above. Are you saying that the thermostat set at 62 proves that her furnace is on? I thought that the warmth from the her wood stove would increase the temp shown.
DeleteEdit: I thought that the warmth from her…
DeleteShe also has space heaters. Once when she took a pic of a hawk in her house, some alert shamster spotted it in the background.
ReplyDeleteHer whole life is lies.
Delete