She has caused all the speculation.

She has lied so blatantly and often…of course that causes all the commentary from us.  None of anything makes logical sense.   

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  1. HD. Exactly. We wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for her life of lies, and also animal abusing.

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  2. Reply to Anon 7 from previous post:

    That's the real shame. Jenna had a real shot at a better life. I'm sure Shannon wasn't asking anything of Jenna that wasn't reasonable, based on Jenna's blog posts at the time. It sounded like Shannon just wanted stability, some savings, a future.

    Jenna was probably just trying to get Shannon to pay all the bills until the next "book deal". Jenna's never going to change, not without serious therapy and an actual desire to change her life... and if she thinks she's the happiest person she knows, why on earth would she be motivated to change anything?

    The only person she'd attract and actually keep is someone who has self-worth so low they tolerate Jenna's online antics.

    Shannon seemed like a good egg with supportive family concerned for her well-being.

    The roller-coaster of uncertainty Jenna puts out on the internet would be awful to live with, assuming she was taking Shannon for that ride. Otherwise, Shannon would have to have been made complicit, and it's a good thing Shannon thought better of herself.

    Sadly though, it's such a lost opportunity. Jenna won't get a job for the animals or herself, and she keeps the begging narrative going when it's obvious she has some source of steady income. She's paying her mortgage just fine. Shannon must have figured that out, and maybe Jenna was stealing from Shannon the whole time, by telling her the mortgage was overdue and they might both be homeless, when that's not the truth.

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  3. The ultimate passive aggressive move would be if Shannon wrote a book about her time on the "farm" and it got published LOL :-D
    Jenna hasn't said anything about her book; I wonder if she's working on it or gave up on a story no one wants to hear.

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  4. “If you've ever considered supporting this farm or grabbing a pet portrait or logo - this is a GREAT TIME to do so! Struggling to catch up this month and make sales so sharing or getting some early Christmas gifts done helps so much!”

    Right. “Sure, Jen.”

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    1. Why would such a sunny “happy person” always be “struggling” in life? She’s a begging, scamming pathological liar. And no one shops for “early Christmas gifts” this soon. GFY, Jenna.

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  5. “So stressed and overwhelmed today.”

    Poor, desperate little Jenna. Here’s an example of her manipulative marketing when none of the pathetic pleas for money have worked. She’ll use loaded emotional words to beg. I guess that she’s not “happy” today. LOL!!!

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    1. “Take a deep breath. If my project osnadding to that feeling, put it on the back burner. No rush.”

      Don’t worry, dumb enabler. She’ll ignore your project that was probably paid for in advance anyway. What she wants are free funds for doing nothing but breathing.

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    2. The subtext to her stupid stressed tweet is always: “Venmo, it means so much!”

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  6. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

    Waaaaa! With the price of gasoline, FFF said she's too poor to go out of the house unless it's absolutely necessary, or she can walk there. *sniff* So, ignoring her own statement, she drove the new-to-her gas-guzzling truck 3.8 miles one-way to the post office to mail *one* package.

    Funny. She brags about running 5K, 10K and hiking with a heavy pack, so why didn't she WALK to the post office...or ride/drive her farm pony, Merlin. Wait, wasn't he supposed to be her "other car"??? Hahahahahahaha

    Or, if she had half the brain Mother Nature gave us, she could have USPS pick up packages at her house...at no charge. But she doesn't. Because, I guess, she's either not suffering financially, or she's unbelievably ill-suited for the rural lifestyle.

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    How people can support and enable her stupidity is beyond me.



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    1. “How people can support and enable her stupidity is beyond me.” It’s a mystery to us, too.



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  7. Someone once came here accusing us of kicking her when she was down. Nothing is further from the truth. She chooses to stay down.

    She has had so many opportunities to pull herself up, more than I can count. But she chooses to beg for a living.

    She once wrote that she would rather live under a bridge than get a job. It might be a self fulfilling prophecy.

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    1. She’d rather be a beggar than work to support herself. Jenna causes her own stressful situations by being a lazy loser.

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  8. “Just want to pitch in a buck towards the blog? Over 15 years of free writing continued over at the website! http://coldantlerfarmny.com Venmo is jennawog!”

    Right on begging schedule is her pathetic plea for free funds.

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  9. She could either sell her “metal sided” truck for quick cash or let go of livestock. Instead, she holds her hand out for help.

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    1. Jenna like to pose as being poor, but it’s all a bunch of bull. She has a home with equity, a truck/car, two horses/dogs, and also livestock. She’s stubborn and stupid while whining about sales being slow. But she rigidly refuses to go and get a part-time job. Which would solve her financial issues.

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    2. likes to pose…

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  10. "I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW"April 7, 2022 at 11:22 AM

    Maybe it's time for a new game of BEGGING BINGO.

    What'll make her so sad she cannot possibly finish logo and art requests?

    Creep at the laundromat
    Scary van man driving on the road
    Delay in next Taylor Swift album
    Water in the basement
    Broken truck or car
    Joggers staring at her
    Hole in the water bucket

    PDD




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    1. She has no blog content worth a buck.

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    2. Oops! Above comment a reply to Anon 8:47.

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    3. Thanks, Anonymous 12:47. I wrote the above comment, and agree with you too. Her blog is boring, and isn’t worth support.

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    4. PDD. Your begging bingo ideas and name made me laugh.

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  11. “Did you you hire me to draw a beautiful cow for you?! Having a hell of a time finding your contact info!”

    Here’s an example of her bad business practices. Jenna can’t keep track of even the few clients that she has suckered into pity purchases. And she expects them to track the projects. What a fucking failure she is as a farmer and adult.

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    1. She’s clueless about how bad stupid tweets like this make her appear to prospective clients.

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    2. And this is just the tip of the iceberg. She received their contact information when she contracted for the job and got paid. Heck, it should be in Paypal or Venmo or whatever the hell she uses. She learns nothing. Remember when she said her computer crashed and she couldn't issue refunds because she lost all the information? A lot of us called BS on that.

      And if she used the website Shannon created for her, she would have all that info.

      Actually, I don't believe she lost the contact info at all. Maybe someone is filing a complaint. Something else is going on for sure.

      As usual, nothing adds up.

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    3. Anonymous 3:34.
      You’re right. Jenna Woginrich is also highly unprofessional and very disorganized. I wouldn’t be surprised if Orvis fired her years ago. It’s likely that she’s lied about quitting her career.

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  12. “Can you spot the horses (2)”

    It’s more like “Can you spot the scammer?” (1)

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  13. “Up because I fell asleep in my living room, and woke up to the sound of water falling out of my ceiling... So I walked upstairs to the top floor expecting to find water coming in a SIDE WALL upstairs and I really, really, hope this is something friends can help with because SHIT”

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    1. “Okay. So the total water indoors, at least that I can see that dripped into living space isn't a huge amount. But I don't know how much is leaking between the walls. I am going to hopefully figure this out. Any advice is appreciated.”

      When nothing else works to get free funds, then create a crisis. Make sure to ask for advice when all you’re really mooching money. I can’t count how often she’s used this manipulative marketing technique.

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    2. when you’re really…

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    3. Hey, "I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW", you almost nailed it with "Hole in the water bucket!" It's a "hole in the roof."

      She hasn't used this beg before, and it's a big one.

      I just put a new roof on my one story, moderately sized place. It has nothing special about it, just two flat planes; no dormer windows, weird angles, etc. It's just basically a big rectangle, and it cost me 10 grand.

      Good luck begging for those funds, FFF! Maybe you should have gotten a job and saved for this inevitable occurrence. Roofs don't last forever. LOL

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    4. I don’t think that there’s really a hole in the roof. She’s a pathological liar who has no guilt about begging. She doesn’t deserve to have a home.

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    5. We’ve been watching her lies for a long time. She has signs or tells like using “Okay” and hyperbolic caps. Jenna gives herself away because she’s stupid. It’s also obvious by the timing of her stressed and overwhelmed tweet a few days ago, that she’s desperately trying to get mortgage money.

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    6. Almost every crisis that she’s had, has come at a convenient time when her mortgage is overdue. The only “hole” that she has is the one in her head.

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    7. And another suspicious sign is that she never shows pics of the crisis issue as proof. It’s only her freaking out over a supposed problem.

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    8. "I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW"April 8, 2022 at 7:02 AM

      Hole in the roof??? Rats! I was SO close on my 2022 Begging Bingo card. I actually had flooding as an option and then deleted it.

      My point was its about time for her to pull out her big begging cons, especially because Shannon isn't there to curb those barely-covered tendencies towards dishonesty. I'll expect her to also throw in some marginalized victim hood stories (you know, the world is SO MEAN) - fresh meat to new enablers who haven't seen this behavior.

      Venmo her - it means so much!

      PDD
      PS Thanks for liking my new alias

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    9. Her ridiculous “Live like fiction!” fantasy bullshit is biting Jenna in her fat ass. She’s almost 40, and acts like a teen twat who expects others to fix her stupid problems.

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  14. Shouldn't she be calling her homeowners insurance company instead of whining on Twitter?

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    1. You don’t seem to understand that her “whining” is about begging. A normal adult would call their insurance company. But Jenna is an immature teenager trapped in the obese body of a middle-aged moron.

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    2. "I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW"April 8, 2022 at 8:00 AM

      There you go, thinking like an adult. She should call her insurance company and/or put a large tarp over that portion of the roof until it's fixed.

      Assuming the leak is real ��

      Venmo her. It means so much

      PDD

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  15. “This is the time of year where I need to hold off on any huge decisions or life changes because I haven't felt warmed by the sun for half a year and don't trust my own judgment.”

    Jenna’s judgment is full of shit. She’s incapable of making mature adult decisions.

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    1. Here are some examples of Jenna’s judgement:

      1. Quitting a career in her twenties to buy a faux farm that she couldn’t afford
      2. Having two horses
      3. Owning a truck and car
      4. Living with a woman before fully knowing each other
      5. Funding a book that bombed

      Anyone want to chime in with more?

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  16. I don't think there is any reason a home owners insurance would pay for the leak things happen and you have to replace roofs sometimes. Doesn't come easy but hey that is what j.o.b.s. are for. She is wondering why she can't catch a fucking break and how do normal people do this. Should someone mention to her normal people have jobs and know that maintence comes with owning her own home? If she doesn't want this then she should be renting.

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  17. “Good news about the roof. I was able to find a local guy who can come here, set up ladders, get on the roof. The bad news: It's $185 to just get up on the roof and replace the first three tiles.”

    “I need to just pay it, there's no way around it. But how the hell is any normal person supposed to catch up, much less get ahead, when they can't catch a single fucking break.”

    Poor, desperate little Jenna is in a “scrappy” situation again. Since she has no savings and credit cards like a “normal person” does, then the lazy loser is forced to beg for free funds. Her whole life has been a “break” from reality.

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    1. I’ve lost track of how many breaks she has had.

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    2. Anonymous 12:08. She’s had more breaks than many people. Yet she always laments about how unlucky her life has been. I believe that she has a serious personality disorder. And she’s also extremely self-entitled, stupid and stubborn.

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    3. Anon 9:28 is right, homeowner's insurance won't pay for a leaky roof if it was due to not being maintained/replaced on time. Now, if there were, say, a hurricane and the roof blew off in a "sudden catastrophic event" then they would pay.

      I posted above that I just replaced my moderately sized roof for a bit over $10k. If she thinks that the mere $185 she paid that guy to climb on her roof is bad, just wait until she has to replace the entire roof. She's really going to get sticker shock. She might have to run a Jerry Lewis style telethon (internet-thon?) to replace it.

      As far as "breaks" you guys are right. She's gotten more breaks than anyone I can think of. How does a "normal person" catch up? Normal people have jobs. Normal people SAVE for the stuff that they know is going to need maintenance/replacement. Catastrophic shit happens to normal people, too, JW, and your 20-year-old roof leaking is NOT catastrophic. It was a foreseen event that was going to happen eventually since you never maintain anything around that hovel.

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  18. “Get a design for HALF OFF right now if you can buy in advance and wait 8 weeks to start! If you want me to start Monday, it's $50 off! (that's 25% off) and every sale helps!”

    She really has huge nerve asking for new design projects, and wanting funds up front, but making new clients wait two months or more. Jenna wants to play while others pay.

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    1. And her out is that she "starts" in 8 weeks, or "starts" Monday. No commitment as to when she will finish - 3 months, 3 years? Maybe never, if she can conveniently lose your contact information

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    2. Yeah, the way that she just lost the cow pic contact information on Twitter.

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    3. It takes her 2 MONTHS to get started on a simple logo? And she's whining about needing money to fix a roof? Doesn't make sense to me.

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    4. She gets payment up front. There's a sucker born every minute.

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  19. “Are you looking for a graphic designer? Well holy crow are you in luck because this designer is currently getting some band aids put on her roof until she can hopefully do a full repair this summer and LOGOS ARE ON SALE!”

    It’s so cute and quirky referring to the roof repair as “band aids.” Gag me. “Well holy crow” is “this designer” a begging moron. GFY, Jenna.

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    1. Her lousy logos are always on sale so it’s nothing special.

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  20. Her latest crisis fiasco highlights how unprepared she is for any emergency. I’m surprised that she didn’t give the roof guy’s name and number. She’s done this before for other bills. It’s a nasty, manipulative way to try and get some sucker to pay for what’s her responsibility. Jenna is an immature loser.

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    1. All of her stupid retweets about “confidence” are humble-bragging and hypocritical. Deep down inside JW is a weakling woman who poses by vacuous virtue-signaling. She’s a fake in every sense of the word.

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  21. If she gets this upset with a $185 roof repair, then she’ll lose her shit over a replacement. It’s unbelievable that after owning a home for over ten years, she still doesn’t have a budget for emergencies. What a childish idiot.

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  22. "But how the hell is any normal person supposed to catch up, much less get ahead, when they can't catch a single fucking break.”

    Not that it will do any good, but I will answer her question. First you get a job. Then spend less than you earn. Automatically put money into an emergency fund with each paycheck. Then automatically put money into long term savings (retirement fund).

    That is how a normal person keeps up and gets ahead.

    Oh, and home repairs are a fact of life. If you own a home, you will eventually have home repairs. Budget for it. If you don't earn enough, then you can't afford the home.

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    1. Jenna Woginrich is not a “normal person.”

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  23. "I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW"April 9, 2022 at 4:32 AM

    Faux Farmer acts like owning a house is the same as renting an apartment. As a renter, you remain clueless on repairs because if something breaks, you call Maintenance and sit back, waiting for it to be fixed. That doesn't work if you have the privilege of owning a house.

    Other than whining on Twitter (gotta get those donations and pity buys), she could

    1. Replace the roof tiles herself
    2. Cover the damaged area with tied-down cheap blue tarp (a common practice in rural community) until repairs are made

    If she needs to hire a roofer (cause, "Waaaaa", she's afraid of ladders, roof tiles or hammers), she could

    3. Pay for repairs with credit card (which we know she had) or savings �� �� ��
    4. Take out an equity line of credit on the mortgage

    Really, $200 to pay for roof repair is the cost of 25 bales of hay, or about two weeks worth of hay for her pricey indulgences known as horses. Maybe she needs to not have hay burners, aka horses.

    The solution to her problem is easy: she needs to raise her income or lower expenses. Such a pity WORK is a four letter word to her, because a smart person would just get a job to catch up on expenses, even for a few months.

    PDD

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    1. She has never mentioned having either credit cards or savings.

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    2. "I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW"April 9, 2022 at 5:39 AM

      Anon, she bragged about having paid off four credit cards and in 2020 she wrote about making payment to a credit card company after troubles with her last beater truck.

      I'm going to assume she has at least one credit card. If she's maxed it out, chooses not to use it or chooses not to have one for emergencies, more the idiot her.

      I'm not opposed to not using credit cards. I'm opposed to a middle-aged property owner who doesn't keep an emergency fund or credit cards, but spends money on indulgences like pet horses, goat, hawk, car AND truck, and then whines on the Internet that a "normal person" like her can't catch a break.
      PDD

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    3. PDD. I appreciate your response, thanks. I’m a little late to her train wreck life. So I didn’t know about her previous history with credit cards. I value mine, and use them wisely. I guess that she’d rather beg than incur debt.

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    4. "I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW"April 9, 2022 at 8:02 AM

      "I guess that she’d rather beg than incur debt." True. She'd also rather beg than be fiscally responsible, and she'd rather beg than work an outside job, unlike workforce "poodles" she has derided.

      She's offended when critics question misrepresentations when she's asked for donations, contributions and pity buys.

      She posted that she was justified, reasoning if people were willing to give when asked, she was willing to take. Her two past enablers also popped up to defend her practices; one wrote that faux farmer is a social media influencer who deserves money and the other wrote faux farmer is living her life the way she wants so "leave her alone".

      The rub is if she lies and misrepresents in order to coerce people to give, it's fraudulent, as most people would agree. And, as we've seen in the past, often the people who give her money (or buy her artwork) are those least able to afford it - but they believe the stories, they're kind-hearted and they want to help so "the animals will get fed".

      To my mind, this is the behavior of a con artist who counts on nice people not doing their due diligence.

      PDD

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  24. In the past 40 years, I've owned 3 homes and replaced 3 roofs. Roof replacement is a fact of life when you own a home. Depending on where you live, the average life span is about 20-25 years. My advice is as soon as you buy a home, figure out how old your roof is and start budgeting for a new one. Wish I did that the first time.

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  25. “Had a friend come stay for the weekend. It was really great having the house full like that again.”

    “We’ll, isn’t that special?!” She was too busy to beg. So watch for a deluge on Monday.

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    1. Well not we’ll

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    2. She’ll never admit how much she misses Shannon, and especially, her huge financial support.

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  26. It looks like jowly Jenna with the potato nose and saggy cleavage has a crush again. Maybe Becky needs to know about her begging, scamming, and animal abusing before she helps her “build a deck!” Apparently, since BC is a kindergarten teacher, she tolerates immature behavior from adults.

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    1. "I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW"April 11, 2022 at 11:33 AM

      She's young enough to be able to Google faux farmer and do due diligence. My $0.02 is let her figure it out for herself.

      PDD

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    2. Jenna’s Girlfriend Checklist:

      1. Is a “pretty brunette”
      2. Has a steady career and income which will contribute to my faux farm
      3. Lives in Massachusetts like Shannon
      4. Wants to work on my projects for free
      5. Is attracted to my repellent personality and appearance
      6. Must be a big Taylor Swift fan

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  27. “Spent the weekend with one of the few people I know that gets as excited about finding owl pellets as I do”

    7. Bonus if you like owl pellets

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    1. It’s time to use her dated and sexist stupid sentence: “Get yourself a girl who…”

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  28. “I give great brunch!”

    Why would she wear a hot hat inside unless she’s trying to hide her hair? The computer precariously perched on an old suitcase is a hokey hipster wannabe. Damn, she’s gotten even fatter than before. Her beefy biceps are bigger, but not in a workout way. And her fake fat face with the stupid gaping mouth is moronic.

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    1. It’s shocking that anyone would find her appealing after doing their own digging on her rotten reputation. Jenna Woginrich is a lying, using, emotionally stunted POS. I also consider her a criminal for scamming innocent humans who have trusted her bullshit sob stories.

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  29. “I am offering my Half Price Logo Sale for folks who can wait 8 weeks to start! This saves you a hundred dollars if you are interested! Get a professional logo, unlimited revisions, all delivered digitally anywhere in the world! Also have bulk soap boxes an pet portraits on sale!”

    I called this con a few days ago. She’s been busy with Becky, but she’s back to begging and scamming.

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    1. Jenna is just pretending to be so in demand with projects, that new clients will have to wait for two months. The truth is that she’s lazy, and wants to put off work. She’s been doing this crap for years.

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  30. Jenna's pic of her kitchen. Nice dab rig, Jenna. No judgement, but don't declare you're sober when you're stoned all the time. Also, now we know her pleas for money to pay the mortgage = she's running low on her stash!

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    1. “Happy little kitchen, this.”

      It’s obnoxious when she stupidity structured her sentences. She always fails at trying to sound like country colloquial lingo. Her whole life is lies.

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    2. stupidly structures…

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    3. Well-spotted SOTM. I've screen-shot the tweet and archived it in our subreddit.
      Like you, I don't care if someone smokes.

      But maybe if you're behind of the mortgage, maaaaybe you shouldn't spend money on weed.

      And if you *have to* drink or smoke, you're an addict, and you need to get help. No judgement for that either, unless you refuse to get help. Because when you just let your addiction talk you into thinking you can handle shit, that's when the animals get neglected, that's when everything falls apart.

      I've seen too many alcoholics lose everything in a relapse. Just go to a meeting at least.

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    4. How hard is it to type: “This is a happy little kitchen.”

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  31. “Can someone please explain to me why my bank is allowed to send me certified letters of intent to foreclose when I’m 30 days late on my mortgage? Isn’t the federal law you must be 90 days behind?”

    You’re a pathological liar. Post pics as proof. GFY, Jenna.

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    1. I can’t count how many times she’s used the fake fear of foreclosure as a means of manipulative marketing. Jenna Woginrich is a lying criminal.

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    2. “Can someone please explain to me” why a college-educated, able-bodied and overly privileged white woman can’t support herself without lying and begging? She could sell either her truck or car for quick cash, and also let go of livestock. Her two horses are hay-burners and unnecessary. But she’d rather whine, and fake a victim narrative over nothing.

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    3. She’s a complete and total failure at being an adult. And she’s almost 40. Yeah, she sure sounds “happy” with her lousy lying. Funny, how she’s never mentioned bank late fees for being months behind on mortgage payments. Which would be huge.

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    4. Jenna has been lying for so long that she can’t keep track of them like this foreclosure farce.

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    5. And there are zero responses hours later to her tweet. I think that followers are finally catching on to her history of lying.

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    6. She’s incredulously claimed “wolves are at my door” too many times to be believable.

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    7. She could’ve easily found out the information on her own without whining about it online. Jenna likes to pretend that she’s in danger of foreclosure, but it’s a bunch of bull.

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  32. “This farm needs a miracle. I am trying to be that miracle.”

    Actually, “this farm needs” its odious owner to get off her lazy fat ass and get a job.

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    1. It would be a real miracle if Jenna got a job.

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    2. Employment is not miraculous. It's basic.

      Do you think anyone is buying this bullshit at this point? I highly doubt she's getting letters. Receipts or it didn't happen.

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    3. WiW. It’s only “basic”for normal adults, but it would be a miracle for Jenna.

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    4. WiW. I forgot to add that my miracle comment was meant sarcastically. Sometimes that doesn’t come across. Jenna has been so stubbornly resistant to getting even a part-time job for years, that if she did it would be almost unbelievable.

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  33. Here is a link to New York State foreclosure procedures.

    https://nycourts.gov/CourtHelp/pdfs/Foreclosureflowchart.pdf

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    1. thank you for this. I decided to add to the sticky post a mortgage default tracker. Every time she claims to be getting scary letters, I'll update that part of the thread so we can track how often she claims to be behind and how / if she ever says it's resolved.

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    2. https://www.reddit.com/r/coldantlercritics/comments/sibq4b/why_we_are_here_sticky_post/

      it's right at the bottom

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    3. Actually, I just made a separate sticky post specifically to update mortgage payments. Feel free to add comments when this thread needs updating in case I miss it.

      https://www.reddit.com/r/coldantlercritics/comments/u2etxz/mortgage_payment_tracker/

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  34. Yes, it would be a miracle if she actually got a job and paid her mortgage. How easy it would be for her to be that miracle. Sadly, she once wrote she would rather live under a bridge than get a job, so she may get her wish.

    She has been crying wolf so long about foreclosure, it is hard to know what is truth or fiction. Time will tell, I guess.

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    1. Her fake fear of foreclosure is for free funds. She should be ashamed of her begging and behavior, but that would require conscience and character. Jenna has neither one.

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  35. when dear widdle Jenna signed on the dotted line to buy her hovel didn't it state some where that it was expected for her to make monthly pay back payments? Silly me I always thought that is what you did. Not 1 month behind, not 2 months behind and certainly not 3 months behind. She kind of sounds like she wants to sue the bank for expecting her to pay her mortgage back in a timely manner. What kind of crap is that? Don't they know she is a FFF? Do they not realize she was written 5 books? Next she will be saying they expect her to pay it back because she is gay.

    I am just in awe that she is mystified by this.

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    1. Yeah, “dear widdle Jenna” thinks that her special snowflake status means exemption from paying her mortgage on time. Of course, she expects clients to pay up front for projects that she’ll put off for two months or more. She’s a huge hypocrite and pathological liar.

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  36. https://mobile.twitter.com/coldantlerfarm/status/1294642820276531205/photo/1

    This photo conveys why we hate her fake fat face.

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    1. And the posed pet prop is also annoying.

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    2. You can tell that Jenna thinks she looks hot in the pic. While it’s one of the worst photos she’s ever posted. And that’s saying a lot.

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  37. How absurd that Faux Farmer pretends she doesn't understand what a Pre-Foreclosure letter means.

    In 2016, she wrote: "I received a letter from the bank today that I have a week to compile two mortgage payments..."

    On June 17, 2017, nearly five years ago, she wrote: "I got a certified letter of possible foreclosure. In 7 years, this has never happened,  just warnings and late notices. Certified. Scary."

    On July 13, 2020, she wrote "I am 35 days behind on my mortgage and I am already getting foreclosure certified letters from my bank...It makes me so angry..."

    This year, she wrote: "Can someone please explain to me why my bank is allowed to send me certified letters of intent to foreclose..."

    Every year, almost month on month, she publicly "worries" about paying her mortgage, and she admits to being late on payments again and again.

    If true, she obviously has a BIG disconnect between what she "earns up" and what she spends. Maybe instead of taking yoga classes for stress relief, she should take a financial management course!

    SMH

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    1. And maybe she should sell her hovel and rent an apartment. She doesn’t deserve to have a home. Her whole life is lies.

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    2. PDD. One of her Twitter tricks to get attention, pity purchases and free funds, is to ask her followers stupid questions that could’ve been answered by searches. Jenna’s mentioned her faux farm’s foreclosure so often that it’s ridiculous. It would’ve happened by now had it been true.

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  38. “Hoping to sell 2 Half Price Logos today to make my daily goal and stay on track with the bank! Please RT!”

    You can fuck all the way off, Jenna. You’re a pathological liar and criminal. It’s no one’s responsibility to retweet your stupid pleas for free funds.

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    1. It’s 4 hours later, and there are only two “likes” and no retweets. She refuses to read the room, and realize that people are sick of her crap.

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    2. And today there’s only one retweet, and it was probably Pember Patty.

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  39. A description of her home is at

    https://www.redfin.com/NY/Cambridge/207-Colfax-Rd-12816/home/141322524

    Her roofing is asbestos shingles. Maybe knowledgeable friends could replace it for her, but we have an even smaller roof and it cost us $10,000 to get it done, and that was 10 years ago. We had to do a water line replacement and that was $6000. And don't even ask how much for a new the sewer line, although I know Jenna's on septic.

    Insurance covered our washing machine's flood, after the rubber supply line burst. The floors had to be replaced, and the drywall, and the vinyl in the bathroom. Always get water supply lines made of coiled metal behind the washer.

    As far as foreclosure, I doubt it too. She's just fishing for pity and donations.

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    1. She uses her fake fear of foreclosure when “donations” aren’t coming in. Her manipulative marketing is very easy to spot once you see the pattern. Jenna is a criminal predator who tries to guilt-trip people into helping her pay bills. She should be arrested for scamming. I hope that she will be one day. We’re working on legal angles to make it happen.

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    2. Anon, taking care of an aged home can be very costly. It's the flip side of ownership.

      To my knowledge, everything mechanical was new when she bought her home in 2010, but I don't know about roof and septic. Agree that replacing the roof can be very expensive. Setting aside money is mandatory.

      When I owned my first house (me, sniff, a single female without any partner or family to help), money was tight and I learned to economize. One way to save money was to replace only part of the roof. Another was to lay new roof over old, without tearing out and disposing of old roof. *This presupposes your home can take the weight of the extra roofing tiles.* And if money is just not there, a large plastic tarp, securely lashed, makes a serviceable roof cover until repairs can be made.

      However, like most of you, I doubt the truth of these claims. We never see the receipts. No photos of bad pipes, septic, roof, flooded interior, foreclosure threats etc. It's odd how these crises, conveniently pop up when she needs money.



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    3. And they're always just stories. We see cute photos of the eggs / kitchen bong, but never a single photo of the damage / flood / plumbing issues nor the repairs. Never a single photo of the scary bank letters either. You don't have to include the personal details to prove you got a letter.

      Years ago, when my wife and I were being reno-victed for the 4th time in 10 years, I posted a photo of our eviction notice to my blog. I did this because I had clients whose appointments I needed to shift, and I felt the need to reassure them this life disaster was indeed happening yet again (thanks housing crisis). I never asked for money, only for grace from clients.

      Yet Jenna creates these crises, real or fictional, and solicits new clients on the regular using her personal emergency as a sales pitch. "This farm needs your support. ThIs fArM nEeDs A mIrAcLe."

      Why would anyone believe her?

      She calls us trolls, yet she's trolling for new suckers every moment of the day.

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    4. It's just disgusting that Jenna was able to buy her home for a few thousand down, and that's just not possible for most people anymore - and she won't do the bare minimum to pay her mortgage (so she says) and expects internet strangers to donate or buy her arts and crafts to supposedly pay this mortgage for her.

      It's such a bad look.

      According the the redfin link, she bought the property for $158K. Her mortgage payment wouldn't even be $1000/month. It's disgraceful she claims to be in need of a miracle when she could easily pay that on a minimum wage job.

      At that cheap cost of housing, I wouldn't be surprised if Jenna's parents were paying her mortgage for their own peace of mind.

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    5. I am so over that blowhard. He is always posting how much he pays for everything personal (I think to get more donations) and he goes on and on about all that he does and guilting others into paying for cloths for all the people at the places he gets the credit for.

      I think the friendship ended between him and Jenna several years ago-probably to much alike. When I have read his stuff he sounds like a stationary grifter to me.

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    6. SWP. What have you heard about Jon Katz? I’m curious because we used to live in Cambridge. We’ve met him in person. I don’t care for his huge ego. And he hasn’t mentioned Jenna in a long time. I think that he and his wife don’t care for her hypocrisy and using local people.

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    7. SWP, I'm curious too - do tell.

      It's my theory that Pember Patty and Jon Katz introduced FF to the concept of others paying for your "lifestyle", a lesson she still lives by. They served as donors, instructors and mentors when she first moved to New York. I think FF would have continued to use JK (as she does with PP), but he ended the relationship.

      Early on, Jon supported FF extensively, but I think his second partner saw through her manipulation and pressured him to end the rural hustle - and he did. Before that happened, he donated $$, a computer, introduced her to literary agents, raised $$ for her, etc. Near the end, he wrote an eye-opening essay that all but said she was a scammer (see below link).

      https://www.bedlamfarm.com/2016/06/14/the-complexities-of-being-jenna-helping-her-fend-off-the-bank/

      BTW, in Jon's case, he may be personally insufferable (I've never met him), but he's a far better writer than the feral farmer and he appears to actually do some charity work.

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    8. SWP. I appreciate your response to my question about Katz, thanks. None of that information surprises me. He’s a lot like Jenna with an arrogant attitude. Even though he has helped the community quite a bit.

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    9. SWP. I think that Jon is like Jenna, and he’s a hypocrite too. Basically, he’s a bullshitter, who isn’t as conscious as he claims to be. If they were connected again I think that she might brag about it on Twitter.

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    10. "I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW"April 14, 2022 at 1:45 PM

      Whenever you donate to individuals, there is always a question of accountability. Do they use all donations as intended? How much money, if any, do they keep for themselves and for what reasons? With Jon, it's pretty evident he's helped the local community.

      With the faux farmer, on the other hand, there's never been a lot of evidence that she helped the local community - no receipts or photos for donated pig shares, processed meat, vegetables, etc.

      But sure, follow her recommendation to purchase a quarter-share or half-share and trust she'll donate to a *person in need* (by which, I assume, she means herself).

      ROFL

      PDD

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    11. I have met both Jon and Maria and have been in contact with them in the past. I can tell you Maria is the real deal. She is a genuinely good person. I have purchased some of her fiber art and she has never taken money until she is ready to ship. Art is definitely in the eye of the beholder and I do like her work. Or maybe I like her work because I really like her. Or maybe a little of both.

      I know Jon rubs many people the wrong way, but my encounters and emails with him have always been pleasant. The only negative I can say is that it was through his blog that I found the FFF, and now I can't seem to quit the Cold Antler Sh!t show no matter how hard I try.

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    12. SWP. Why did you delete your all of your comments? I was one of the people who responded. Your reaction seems strange since you have anonymity here.

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    13. Edit: Why did you delete all of your comments?

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    14. I also don’t understand why SWP deleted her comments yesterday. Did she become paranoid that Jon Katz would figure out her real life identity?

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    15. It’s rather rude to not give a common courtesy response to those who took time to engage with SWP.

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    16. SWP. Thanks for your response. I believe that your topic was appropriate. And didn’t need to be deleted. I think that discussing people like Pember Patty and Jon Katz are relevant, because they’re both part of her local Cambridge crowd. If it’s not too nosy, and won’t get you in trouble, could you please share about questioning the big blowhard? Figures that he’s threatened you with legal action. What a self-entitled prick.

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    17. SWP. I’m 12:05. Thanks for your willingness to share.

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    18. SWP, please repost the Jon Katz info—I didn’t get to read it, and I’d like to. Tganks!

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    19. I second the request about Katz.

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  40. “Just broke ground on the first true planting of the season: the Kailyard! Earth has been turned, ready for fresh compost and kale, lettuces, and other cold crops being planted this weekend!!!”

    Her stupid, hyperbolic exclamation marks aren’t fooling anyone. She’s only a hobbyist homesteader posing as an authentic farmer. I’m sure that she wishes Shannon was here to help with the gardening like last year. Maybe Becky will be her next project victim. I hate her usage of kailyard. Jenna has appropriated it again like everything else that she does.

    http://coldantlerfarm.blogspot.com/2014/05/kailyard_20.html

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  41. And somehow the mortgage got paid again. What a miracle. Don't think she was behind to begin with. And Im not buying the foreclosure business again. If it were true, she would have been booted out of there years ago.

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    1. “Yesterday I was able to pay the March mortgage! My goal for this month is to catch up - also pay April ASAP to stop threats of foreclosure from the bank. This is THE time to support a small farm like this if you've ever considered it. Soap, art, logos, meats, classes on site!”

      What a “miracle!!!” Somehow the scrappy scammer managed to make her mortgage payment. Yeah, her fear of foreclosure is a means for manipulative marketing.

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    2. She never posts pics as proof of any bills, crisis, letters, repairs etc… You’d have to be stupid and naive to believe her bullshit.

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  42. “DM me for available dates for archery 101 or mountain dulcimer intro classes! Also: if direct messages are stressful, you can learn more about products and the farm at…”

    She’s really trying to push her faux farm now. Jenna’s a novice with everything that she’s offering to teach like fiddle playing in the past. It’s all about her money.

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    1. It’s all her money mooching.

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    2. I need my morning cup of coffee: “It’s all about her money mooching.”

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    3. Once again there are zero replies and “likes.” No one wants her lousy lessons.

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    4. Long gone are the days when Jenna was a local pseudo celebrity. And people might want to take a workshop. Now, she’s created a rotten reputation over a decade of being a bitch who begs, scams, and also abuses animals.

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    5. Isn't there an insurance problem with her having paid classes to teach absolute beginners how to shoot arrows??

      When she held Antlerstock, it looked like a 💩 show. Kids wandering the property, using hand axes. People throwing axes in her yard. Pember Patty face planted in front of her draft horse. Instructor not using requisite safety equipment...

      If I held the mortgage, I'd be concerned about accidents.

      When we have horse riding instructors on our property, they carry liability insurance because of inherent risks. Someone teaching archery shouldn't be treated any differently.

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    6. PDD. I recall that issue about insurance. I’m sure that she’ll claim it’s unaffordable.

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    7. It’s a day later. And I find it funny that there’s still no responses or “likes” to her lousy lessons. LOL!!!

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  43. “A warm home, friends over for yoga, a content collie”

    Look at how happy I am!!! Golly gee, guys, I have friends!!! She overuses the smiley/blushing face emoji like a teen would.

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  44. “Haven't made a sale on twitter in a while, but can't not try. All of these sales still ongoing and sharing what I have to offer is really really appreciated.”

    GFY, Jenna.

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  45. I wonder if she is charging the "friends" for yoga? You know if she reads about something or does it once she is an expert and then starts classes on it weather she knows how or not (violin comes to mind).

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  46. I remember my father telling my brother that if he put as much effort into working as he did in avoiding work, he would be a success.

    FFF comes to mind. All her endless tweets, all her "figuring it out". All that effort and energy when she could be earning a living wage.

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  47. “Almost made a sale today, but she wanted to work only over the phone. I explained that as a public figure with active stalkers, I don't share that information. She said she wouldn't hire someone who wouldn't talk on the phone. I get it. But damn.”

    Boo fucking hoo. You wouldn’t have any “active stalkers” or historians if you weren’t an animal abusing, begging and scamming criminal. I don’t even believe her bullshit sob story. She’s a pathological liar. Jenna is a “public figure” of only stupidity.

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    1. Odd how often she plays the victim card, and then posts to Twitter. Perhaps it's easy to ignore client emails, but hard to avoid phone calls from a disgruntled client - so she won't give out her phone number.

      Yep, nothing suspicious about a business not being reachable.

      And, by the way, who here seriously thinks anyone is stalking her? Not happening. Yes, people were rightfully worried about animals under her care, but no one especially cares about her. In fact, y'all may remember she previously posted information on her home, its location and even asked strangers to come visit and ride with her. She held Meetup meetings and Antlerstock workshops at her place. But she's worried over a potential client who would be sharing contact information...lol. What a "maroon".

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    2. PDD. Jenna won’t ever take any adult accountability for her actions. The phone call crap is just another means of manipulative marketing for pity purchases and free funds. It’s like I’ve said before, but it bears repeating. One can’t be both victim and victor at the same time.

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    3. It looks like even her stupid sycophantic supporters aren’t giving her empathy yet for having “active stalkers.” LOL!!!

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    4. I think the red flag for her potential customer was the fact that someone who sells soap and art has STALKERS? That'd be a huge yikes and a hard pass for me.

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    5. "I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW"April 17, 2022 at 4:41 AM

      Anon7, lol, you're so right!

      After I posted my earlier reply, it occurred to me: if telephone contact with clients is important, why doesn't she buy some cheap burner phones?

      Answer: because it's not an issue, just more pumped-up drama from a business-owner who doesn't want clients to bother her when orders are late or "missing.

      PDD

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    6. It’s funny how her whining about “stalkers” backfires by sending them to search for this site.

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  48. With skyrocketing inflation, she is going to have a harder and harder time getting pity donations. Winter is coming - not the season but a financial winter. We are overdue for a recession and may see another housing market bubble burst.

    This is where the ant and grasshopper fable will play out. Those who worked and saved will ride this out, those who haven't, not so much.

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  49. Is it just me that thinks it's hilarious that Elon Musk, someone who she despises, is trying to buy Twitter? I don't have a Twitter account so I don't know if she has mentioned anything about that or not, but I find it so comical!

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    1. Jenna despises and envies anyone who is super successful with wealth.

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    2. Jenna is just jealous of anyone who has achieved a lot. She disguises it with other emotions.

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    3. "I dOn't UndERsTanD pEoPle wHO wAnT tO TrAvEL. wHAt aRE tHey sEArcHiG foR tHaT tHeY caN't FiNd iN tHeIR oWn BaCKyaRD???"

      Ummmm...adventure? New exciting places, new cultures, new foods perhaps? An opportunity to see how others live? A chance to become inspired and recharge your soul's battery?

      But naw, let's all just stay home and keep doing the same shit we do every day. Never go anywhere new. Gee, that sounds fun.

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  50. Some of you may wonder why we've often criticized faux farmer for the way she's taken care of her horses: feeding them on top of their own filth and not promptly removing manure. The reason is it's potentially life-threatening to horses.

    CNN recently posted a story on the deaths of two Army caisson horses - horses used in military funerals - who died from infection and impacted intestines. A report found that horses at that facility were kept in "unsanitary and potentially life-threatening conditions" (including) poor quality feed, suffering from parasites and standing in their own excrement..." According to veterinarians the recent painful animal deaths could have been prevented.

    I'll quote from portions of the article. As you read it's comments, consider why past FFF critics worried about her senior horses and asked that welfare checks be done on her animals.

    "Roughly half the herd is geriatric -- over 20 years old, according to a senior leader at Public Health Command-Atlantic. "In terms of the preventative health measures," said Landolt, "older horses definitely require a bit more attention."

    One horse "died of septic colic, which can be caused by a gastrointestinal illness or injury that has gone untreated, allowing manure or bacteria to make their way into the bloodstream and cause an infection."

    Another horse died of colic impaction. It had over 44 pounds of sand and gravel in its gut because when it ate hay on top of mud and filth, it ingested sand and gravel along with the hay.

    "After the deaths of the two horses, stool samples collected from 25 of the unit's horses showed that 80% of the tested horses had "moderate to high levels of sediment in their stool," according to the report."

    "This is a strong indicator of environmental problems," it said. "Preventative health measures are required to correct identified environmental issues in an effort to prevent further injury colic, and/or death."

    "Separate testing, conducted prior to the horse deaths, found that 35% of the herd had "moderate-high" amounts of parasite eggs in their stool, despite being treated twice a year with a dewormer."

    The full article may be found at:

    https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/07/politics/army-horses-caisson-platoon-conditions/index.html

    It's shocking that FFF, who often posted photographs of her horses eating on top of their own filth, considered herself so much an expert that she offered classes in "equine care 101".

    SMH repeatedly.

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    1. PDD. Thanks for your information. I appreciate it. You know a lot more about horses and their care than JW.

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    2. That is so sad. And we know (from her own bleg writings) that most days all she does for those two horses is haul over buckets of water and toss a few flakes of hay to them. Doubt she even calls a farrier these days...she probably gnaws on their hooves like she does her fingernails.

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  51. She’s steadily losing more followers again. JW hasn’t made it to 5,000 even after being on Twitter since 2010. That’s pathetic.

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    1. And...after scrolling up thru this thread, I saw several comments that state she is not receiving hardly any likes and re-tweets anymore. Sounds like people don't like hearing the same record being played over and over, and are finally sick of her shit.

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    2. Anon7. Yeah, her pathetic pleas for free funds are being ignored now.

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  52. “Sale going on through the weekend!”

    Poor, desperate little Jenna is begging again. Her crap is always on sale, so it’s more manipulative marketing for free funds.

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    1. Just thru the weekend? So everything will be back to full price on Monday? Bullshit. Her weekend sales = yearlong grifting.

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    2. Anon7. Exactly. Her greedy grifting is yearlong, and it never ends.

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  53. Lots to catch up on here. From 4/11 above Anon 10:44 am wrote:

    "It looks like jowly Jenna with the potato nose and saggy cleavage has a crush again. Maybe Becky needs to know about her begging, scamming, and animal abusing before she helps her “build a deck!” Apparently, since BC is a kindergarten teacher, she tolerates immature behavior from adults."

    Is the Pig Shocker really dating again? Trying to trap another innocent into her web of lies? And that chick looks really young. And naive. Or perhaps Jenna is just trying to make a simple friendship look like dating in an attempt to make Shannon jealous? Ick.

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    1. It appears that Becky is in her thirties, and is in much better shape than Jenna. Just like Shannon was. I hope that she does her due diligence, and discovers the feral farmer’s rotten reputation.

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    2. Unlike disingenuous Jenna, who brags about doing little “5K” road runs, Becky has accomplished marathons.

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    3. Wow, she looks so much younger than 30. Looks like Jenna has a type.

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  54. Any updates on the supposed hole in her roof? As for the $185 to replace a few tiles...that is so cheap! Or in CAFenomics, it's the equivalent of 3 Taylor Swift sweatshirts. And we know she can certainly afford those.

    And this:

    "Okay. So the total water indoors, at least that I can see that dripped into living space isn't a huge amount. But I don't know how much is leaking between the walls. I am going to hopefully figure this out. Any advice is appreciated.”

    Oh man, sounds like she's gonna have mold issues.

    That her foollowers will have to pay for.

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    1. Anon7. She’s silent about the roof repair, and the fake fear of foreclosure.

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    2. Thanks. It seems that if she doesn't get an immediate response to her latest disaster, she drops the ruse and moves on to something else. Which is probably why she always circles back to root canals and frozen pipes.

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  55. “I turn 40 in a few months, and this morning I woke up to a sore back from a bad strain during yard clean up, a swollen ankle from a fall, a skinned and black and blue knee, a sty in my eye and it's snowing so I blame the sands of time.”

    It looks like jowly Jenna is finally feeling older. Wait until she’s 50, and still single.

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    1. I don't get why she is tweeting about becoming middle-aged, while still tweeting for free money like a scrappy 20 year old who just needs "a little" help. What was she, 26 or 27 when this shitshow started? And she still can't make it work no matter how much "earned up" cash is thrown her way.

      -As for the sores and strains: Get off yer ass once in awhile so your muscles don't atrophy.
      -Swollen ankles from falls can be prevented by not being hungover during morning chores.
      -A sty in the eye? Maybe try washing your hands before trying to pick out last week's eye boogers. Or better yet, use a Q-Tip. And wash your pillowcase. Just some free advice. No need to Venmo me.

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    2. Wait until she's fifty and then the health issues will really start happening. Sorry but sore back and a skinned knee is childs play. No sympathy here.

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  56. “Sales on all going through today!”

    Zero replies and no “likes” all day.

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    1. That's because she forgot that it's EASTER and people are not online shopping or looking for lazy saps to donate money to. They are out at church, brunch, Easter egg hunts, family get togethers, etc.

      And this isn't the first time she's shamelessly begged for money on a major holiday. But...perhaps she misread her calendar and thought it said MEaster, cuz it's always all about her. Always.

      And please don't EVER FORGET that one of her sheep died on a wheelbarrow for YOUR SINS. So Happy MEaster. Please Venmo or PayPal her today.

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  57. “Girl, I got that Samwise Gamgee bod.”

    That doesn’t sound flattering to her fridge figure.

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  58. Saw her "Made the March mortgage payment" tweet and my dyslexic brain read it as the "Mooch mortgage payment" -- which gave me an idea for the rest of the months:

    January - Scamuary
    February - Frauduary
    March - Mooch
    April - PAYPrAL
    May - Meh
    June -
    July - J'Lie
    August - WOGust
    September - Shamtember
    October - CONtober
    November - NoVenmo
    December - Griftcember

    Lol, I know some of these are lame...and I couldn't think of anything for June. Feel free to add or improve!

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    1. Anon7. Those are great, thanks!

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    2. Anon7. Hilarious as usual.

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  59. “Look, a photographic representation of me, a monogamous farm lesbian over 35, trying to find a femme in my age range to date that isn’t polyamorous, still co-parenting with the dude she left, or REALLY into travel.”

    The pic is of a lone horse laying on the grass. “Sure, Jen.”

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    1. A more accurate photographic representation of her would be a pig rooting around in manure searching for scraps.

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    2. Maybe Becky has already “ran” from the feral farmer.

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    3. Yeah, a big pig would be symbolic of the filthy feral farmer.

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    4. She rarely uses commas correctly, and separates her stupid sentences.

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    5. But beggars can be boozers like Jenna.

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  60. “As a person who hasn’t been on a plane in over a decade I really don’t want to hear your take on how my eating meat I raised in my backyard is bad for the environment, thanks.”

    It’s more humble-bragging and virtue-signaling from jealous Jenna. I’ll bet that no one has said that to her about meat. She’s a pathological liar.

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    1. What is she even talking about? Was there an article published or did someone message her privately?

      Her non-sequitur apropos of nothing posts are intentionally vague because she doesn't want to start a conversation, she just wants amen charlies to say "YAS GURL"

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    2. WiW. She’s a master at being vague to attract sycophantic supporters.

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  61. “Trying damn hard to catch up on April and no longer be a month behind on the farm. Slow going, but everything is on sale and I am dedicated to workin as hard as I need to to catch up. Logos are half price. Soaps on sale. Art is BOGO! RT if you're into it!”

    GFY, Jenna.

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    1. She’s “workin” so “damn hard” to be a scrappy scammer. But she rigidly refuses to get a part-time job to support herself without being a beggar.

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  62. I follow a few blogs written by people who travel the country and write about their adventures. They all have full time, remote jobs. They never ask for a dime for their "writing". It can be done. So many remote job opportunities have come up after covid that there is no darned excuse. She doesn't want to leave the "farm"? Fine. Find remote work. It's out there but she'd rather beg.

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    1. She hasn't written in almost a month. So why should people chip in for her "writing." All her writing consists of is "how scrappy she is" or "how this farm has made her the woman she has become" how she has struggled to keep the place for 10 years, but hooey, look at her now! blah, blah, blah. No one wants to hear about that over and over. Most sincere and respected bloggers write about what is going on with their farm, what they are doing, working on, projects, recipes, advice, etc.
      She writes about nonsense.

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    2. Her blog has become boring for a long time.

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