She is really really boring....

..... I got nothin'.

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  1. I have felt the same way this last week trying to follow the grifter what useless twittle twaddle she has spewed. I get the feeling she is watching movies with a timer by her side and she stops after so many minutes when the buzzer goes off and she spews a bit of crap (paypal me, give me money, the farm is right up against it etc.) and then back to the computer so she can communicate with her "real" people. Her foolwers are just her patsys.

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    1. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 17, 2019 at 7:03 AM

      And the real "patsy" is her pal Pember Patty.

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    2. You're right, as I can recall many times where she paused a movie to tweet for donations. So it's either a real timer, or an internal one.

      Most women her age have a biological clock ticking away. But not Jenna, nope, her clock is begological. (I'll show myself out.)

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    3. Not true. Maybe you. Maybe your friends. But not all and not enough to make it a derogatory statement towards her.

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    4. Tick tock, gotta set that clock!

      She's so busy drinking and tweeting and stalking Taylor Swift, it only makes sense that she would set a beg timer that tells her when to beg on social media.

      Good luck finding a girlfriend who wants to spend time with a begger.
      Most successful people want a partner who is goal driven and striving for success.

      They don't want an animal abusing, mentally ill, unemployed loser, who refuses to work and financially provide for herself.

      🐷🔌⚡⏲💵

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  2. We often talk about the "fakery" continually displayed by the Fake Feral Farmer - in large and small ways. Yes, many people edit their online photos, but only some do it for financial gain. Anon7 spoke to this in the previous thread, and it's worth repeating:

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    " What you are seeing is blatant dishonesty. Jenna Woginrich is trying to sell a brand: Cold Antler Farm. But since there are no longer any farming animals, save a few chickens, the brand is not as strong as it once was. And a big part of her brand is her image, which is all she has at this point. Her entire business model is based on sales and donations via Twitter.

    So she's trying to "earn up" money by presenting herself in a certain way by selling the image of a hardworking, adventurous, badass, homesteading farmer. But apart from her mountain smashing and river adventures, she's not doing any of that. She's not growing or selling anything apart from her artwork...which isn't the same as running a real farm.

    But she wants people to root for her, the underdog, and send her money. So she presents a false narrative of someone who does several "5K" runs a week. But a lot of us don't feel that's possible, being that she spends 95% of her time online, tweeting. And well, look at her.

    She also heavily edits her photos to present someone who looks like they are super active. She uses filters to maker herself look healthy and trim. Now, a lot of people on social media do this too, and normally we wouldn't care...but in her case, there are animals involved. Her laziness, coupled with her refusal to get a job, mean that she doesn't have enough money to properly care for her animals.

    Responsible animal owners make sure they have the funds to schedule routine appointments to ensure good animal health. But it seems her animals only get vet care in emergency situations. And even then she has to beg for the money. Not just for the animals, but for the mortgage, all her bills, and all her entertainment needs.

    Thus, most all of her pics are edited to present a false image in order to trick her followers into sending her money. But it seems she doesn't receive much, which is not fair to the animals. But every once in awhile, she posts a pic that she isn't able to edit, which shows that she is a lazy, booze guzzling, animal neglecting grifter.

    So that's why those two photos were pointed out. You can clearly see the difference in regards to the brand she's trying to sell. (BTW, I suck at explaining things in a concise manner, but I hope this rambling post made sense.) "

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    1. Great comment by Anon7! Thanks for reposting PDD!

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    2. Thanks! I feel it's important to educate others about the manipulative tactics she uses to separate kind-hearted folks from their hard-earned cash. She fools them into thinking it's "for the farm" and "for the animals" -- but her $80 Stella/Taylor sweatshirt says otherwise.

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  3. I think it was last fall she was bragging about having over 100 lbs of flour...and then a few weeks later said she went to the grocery store and bought pancake mix. She is INSANE.





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    1. She just posted a video of a roaring wood fire. Yes, she's an idiot. Weather in New England is in 60s - 80s during the day and 40s-60s at night. In other words, PERFECT SLEEPING WEATHER.

      Why on earth would a normal person start a wood fire when the weather is temperate? This is yet another example of her pretending to be a homesteader "alone on the mountain" instead of a wasteful social media wannabe who probably couldn't survive a weekend away from her suburban home in hipster Veryork.

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    2. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 17, 2019 at 7:01 AM

      PDD. That was spot-on. We live in Vermont where the temps are still warm at night. I think that her "roaring wood fire" is a not-so-subliminal message to send PayPal poodle money now. Her entire life is based on a false narrative and blatant lying. She "grows" nothing but bullshit.

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    3. Totally agree. The fire was a not so subtle reminder that you better pay up if you want to see more of this. She is so annoying, but WHY can't I look away???

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    4. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 17, 2019 at 7:41 AM

      Anonymous 7:06. I also "can't look away," but it's because of her future foreclosure. And I anticipate her failure to be epic. Jenna Woginrich is one of the most "annoying" assholes I've ever met. Her arrogant attitude of self-entitlement is based on nothing but greed not what she deserves. She's despicable for abusing animals, and even laughing about shocking pigs. It's just a matter of time before she's financially forced to lose her "tiny happy life" at "this farm."

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    5. Get your own firewood bitch. Instead of begging people to pay for it while you waste time reading in a hammock.

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    6. You can't look away from the JWog shit show cuz she's as crazy as the antagonists in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I for one can't wait until she metaphorically:

      a) Is finally deemed a "bad egg" like greedy Veruca Salt and sent down a garbage chute.
      b) Gets shrunken down to size like lazy TV obsessed and ill-tempered Mike.
      c) Drowns in a cesspool of her own excrement in the woods, kinda like piggy Augustus.
      d) Continues to expand, waddle and then explode like self-centered, gatekeeping Violet.

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    7. FCW - That's exactly what she's doing: Using cozy imagery to conjure up sympathy and poodle cash. I'm actually shocked that she didn't tweet about needing firewood money alongside a sad photo of a dark, cold, empty oven with last year's ashes.

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  4. Jenna Woginrich
    @coldantlerfarm
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    If you're wondering why I keep promoting art and the blog so much it's because I just took half of the money out of my entire bank account to pay for a cord of firewood. Ugh.

    Oh, and here us dumdums thought you had no money because you’ve been screaming that you had no money and counting down dollars to that cord of wood all the while you were hiking this mountain and lounging in your new hammock and taking pics of your kindle with your non-existent phone.
    I got it.

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    1. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 17, 2019 at 1:52 PM

      Hah! We were typing out similar comments at the same time. That was well-put, too. ("Great minds...")

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    2. No one gives a rip roaring shit why she does any of the stupid things that she does.

      The dumbass has a furnace as well as a couple of space heaters.
      Yet somehow it's everyone else's problem that she's an idiot and insists on buying firewood.

      Not to mention, the fat around her waist and other areas should be plenty of insulation to keep her warm.🐖🐷

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    3. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 17, 2019 at 2:15 PM

      WH. Exactly. The fact that she insists on buying seasoned firewood each year is beyond stupid. I've always suspected that it's just an excuse to beg for more entertainment money. I wouldn't be surprised if she actually uses her heaters and furnace, but takes pics of the wood stove in action to try and attract PayPal pity poodles.

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    4. I agree FCW. If she honestly needed firewood, she would get the free firewood constantly advertised on craigslist in her area.

      Pig Shocker wants free MONEY. 💵💸

      The whole "need firewood to stay warm" beg is a total lie.

      She's looking for more money to waste on booze and entertainment.

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    5. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 17, 2019 at 2:30 PM

      WD. It must be part of her stupid statement: "It's okay to live a life that others don't understand." Especially, one that's financed by dumb enablers.

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    6. LOL @ rip roaring shit. Hey, didn't someone once post that she uses two electric space heaters in the same room as the fire? So would that mean that the wood oven is not effective on it's own? Point being, forget the firewood and just buy extra heaters instead.

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    7. She had her wood burning stove installed next to giant windows that look poorly insulated, so I'm betting a good chunk of heat is wasted.

      Aside from that, wood is a cheap means for heat. Multiple electric heaters would drive up an electric bill, and they shouldn't be left on unsupervised. Heating oil, at least in this area, is expensive.

      What she SHOULD do, if she was really such a pioneer woman, is cut trees from her property. Stack and let them season. It's FREE. She's afraid of chainsaws? Too bad, it's a tool a farmer should get familiar with. I thought she was so tough and brave? If she can't handle that, get an axe and get to choppin'.

      Chances are, any of the free firewood options on craigslist won't do her much good this winter, as it's often from recently fallen trees that people just want off their property. She should still gather it and stack it for next season, but she seems to lack the ability to think ahead more than ten minutes at a time.

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  5. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 17, 2019 at 1:49 PM

    Twitter Twaddle:

    "If you're wondering why I keep promoting art and the blog so much it's because I just took half of the money out of my entire bank account to pay for a cord of firewood. Ugh."

    Nah, no one here is "wondering why" Jenna Woginrich does anything. We know the answer. It's a lie to imply that it's only now. She shamelessly promotes and begs daily on Twitter to have normal adults support her lazy lifestyle. She could've gotten free firewood from either her farm or on Craigslist, and has been told this multiple times for years. JFW chooses to create a crisis when it's an easily solved issue. Wait for the "I'm down to double digits in my bank account." tweet to appear soon like I predicted earlier.

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    1. She's mentally ill and obviously not receiving any sort of treatment for it.

      She is a narcissistic sociopath. She has a history of animal abuse. She is addicted to alcohol and social media.

      It is because of her addictions that she lives in a shithole of a property and has to beg online to pay her bills. She refuses to work and that is most likely because of her need to constantly feed her various addictions.

      She has but just a few close relationships in her life. She does not take advice from anyone and is a compulsive liar.

      She is miserable and jealous of anyone who has more material things than she has.
      She is perpetually 12 years old and not able to behave as a mature adult.

      Her life is like a car accident that others can't look away from.
      No one is surprised by her begging or wonders why she does anything because she's a total failure. She always has been and always will be.

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    2. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 17, 2019 at 2:22 PM

      WD. YES.

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    3. Yes, seconded. 👏

      And the absolute lack of comments, likes and retweets for all of her "promoting" tweets should make evident that no one is "wondering why" -- is she really that stupid?

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  6. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 17, 2019 at 2:50 PM

    More Twit Shit:

    "I think I'll sew my dog's hiking merit badge on her backpack tonight"

    - thought I had as a 37-year-old woman."

    And no one need wonder why she's still single and alone in life at almost forty. Never mind the fact that she'd rather "sew my dog's hiking merit badge on her backpack tonight." If I'd just spent half of my bank account on firewood, then finances would be my focus instead of acting like a goofy Girl Scout wannabe.

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    1. Wtf. She really is insane and completely oblivious as to how much of a loser she is. Yes, no wonder she never gets beyond a first date.

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    2. An older lady just replied to that tweet:

      ❝ Yeah. Not what we pictured, right? Oh, well. ❞

      And the Pig Shocker responded with this:

      ❝ It's EXACTLY what I pictured ❞

      🙄 For real? She pictured her future self as an unemployed online panhandler who's big excitement for the day is sewing on useless, meaningless dog patches?

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    3. That crazy bitch insists she is living exactly as planned even when she has nothing.

      She lives on a crappy, run down property.
      She lives in a mold infested, disgusting house. Most of the time her plumbing doesn't work so she admittedly uses her yard as a toilet.
      She can't get past a first date with anyone. She's been investigated for animal abuse and forced to re-home her livestock.
      Her only vehicle is a rusty pos which she can barely afford to keep running. Her only human interaction is via social media. She behaves and looks like a serial killer. She's a drunk. She begs online for every measly dollar she can get her man hands on.

      And thats EXACTLY how she pictured her life? She needs to be institutionalized and saved from herself. What a whackjob.

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  7. ❝ Ugh ❞ the 🐷 🔌 ⚡️ grunted.

    Definition:
    ugh (interjection) used as an exclamation expressing disgust

    So what is this "ugh" directed at? The fact that she now has firewood? No, that would make her feel delight, right? So it must be because she had to spend money earmarked for the mortgage on firewood instead. In other words, she's "disgusted" at all her foollowers for not PayPal-ing her the necessary donations. So as usual, it's all their fault.

    "Ugh" 🙄

    She shouldn't have had to do that, waste money like that. Her poodles should have stepped up and bought more artwork. Or at least throw a dollar at 10 years of writing! But they didn't, and now look what she had to do.

    "Ugh" 😒

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  8. Twitter Twaddle:

    ❝ If you're in your thirties and not eating cup-o-noodle for dinner consider supporting an artist. ❞

    🎻 <----------- (world's smallest)

    So because she had to pay for her firewood, she can only afford to eat a .35 cent dinner? My heart just bleeds for her. *sniff*

    AND...if you happen to be around the same age as her, and you're enjoying a fancy dinner, you should PayPal her cuz why? BeCauSE sHe SAiD sO!!! YOU have money and she DOESN'T!!! She's having to eat cheap noodles for dinner!! Life just isn't FAIR!!

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    1. Yep, Anon 7, more guilting others for her self imposed financial situation. Actually, if she added scrambled eggs and veggies from her garden, it wouldn't be a bad meal.....oh darn..her hens have all stopped laying eggs and she only grows squash.

      P.B.

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    2. Good point. She probably did add stuff to bulk it up. I like to add shredded cheddar and chopped veggies to the beef one. And notice she said cup-o-"noodle" did she forget the "s" or is she aiming for extra sympathy by implying only one noodle?

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    3. Anyone can tell by looking at her pics that she has had very few, if any, cup o noodles meals. What isn't pictured that she had every night- a bottle of booze. She always has money for alcohol.

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    4. Wait, I thought she didn't NEED the grocery store because she's an effin' "farmer" who GROWS her own food. Delusional Liar! The only thing she grows is her tall tales.

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  9. Hey Jenna, I had steak dinner with salad and potatoes and wine for dinner. I also ran a 5k earlier and met my farrier to shoe my horse. I am living large just like you! But I also paid for all this with plenty of money leftover because I work hard at my graphics job. It can be done.

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    1. Hi Jenna. Tonight my husband made us a roast beef dinner with mashed potatoes (from our garden) and mixed salad (all from our garden) with apple pie (apples from our tree) for dessert. Early this week, I personally trimmed my horses' feet. I've worked out at my gym every day this week, walked my dogs through our fields, and hosted a pack of my sons friends for a birthday. I also wrote many thousand words on the fantasy novel I'm writing and worked on my cosplay piece for a convention I'm traveling to next summer. And I worked damn hard at my full time job and earned a paycheck. It can be done.

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  10. 📚 SOCIAL MEDIA MANIPULATION 101 - Jenna Woginrich Style 📝

    Manipulation: When someone tries to get you to do something by making you feel guilty. Or...making somebody do something because of the way you said it.

    Take a look at this new tweet which makes her sound grateful:

    ❝ I've less money in my bank account than you would consider an acceptable amount for a Whole Foods gift certificate. But you know what? I'm happy. I have firewood delivered. I have good horses, dogs, and stock. I own land, running water. Tomorrow I work for me. Rich AF. ❞

    Now let's re-write it in reverse order so you can see the manipulative wording:

    I'm rich as fuck. I work for me.
    I own land and running water.
    I have good horses, dogs, etc.
    I have firewood.
    I'm happy.
    ...but you know what?
    I have hardly any money in my bank account.
    Not even enough for a Whole Foods gift card.
    You know, Whole Foods...that place all you rich people shop.

    So that's all you gotta do...reverse what you have to say to get others to pay. 💰




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    1. Exactly.

      And soon after, Pig Shocker trotted out the old photo of dog and lamb-as-photo-prop standing in her filthy living room, and then begged "This farm needs help."

      Today, she's been very, very busy on social media. Trawled her nasty net into new SM streams, begged SM to visit this Fall (better get her free room ready, PP) and re-opened discussions of why she eats meat. If only the people who worship her bs logic did their homework and realized how poorly she treats her livestock. Her animals are not humanely raised. In fact, death is probably the preferred alternative to animals living at Pan Handler Farm.

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    2. In the past two hours alone she's really cranked it up. In addition to all you mentioned, she also added 3 new pics to Instagram, rehashed her "beast nickname" Huffpost article, showed her favorite toy, and started a poll about Neil deGrasse Tyson. It's the online equivalent of taking your top off and waving it around for attention and likes. She figures the more eyes on her tweets, the more eyes looking at her sales "promotions"

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    3. She's too stupid to understand anything discussed by Neal deGrasse Tyson 🤣.

      As for rehashing her beast nickname, she never lost it in the first place. She looks like a beast, smells like a beast and behaves like a beast. Whoever came up with that nickname, saw her for who she really is.

      Pig Shockers claims that she was called the "friendly beast" but there is no way that's true. She added friendly so that people would feel more sorry for her. As in she's a friendly, nice person who shouldn't be called "beast."

      That couldn't be farther from reality.
      Beast describes that condescending, animal abusing, narcissistic, sociopath perfectly inside and out.

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    4. Anon7, you crack me up! "It's the online equivalent to taking your top off and waving it around for attention and likes." And just like that, you've summed the Fake Farmer up in one sentence. Maybe add "at the expense of others" to the end?

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  11. Aaaaaaand...another desperate new tweet. But this one spells it out clearly:

    ❝ This farm needs help. ❞

    🍿 🍿 🍿

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    1. The nutjob living in the hovel on that property needs serious MENTAL "help."

      The sooner she loses the property, the sooner the animals can get away from their nightmare of living in Misery with a demented Kathy Bates clone and be relocated to responsible, loving, sane adults who will give them the homes they deserve.

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  12. Lol, one of her foollowers commented: "I'm proud to watch you make it every month!"

    Uh...Jenna doesn't want your pride, she wants your $$$ to pay her bills. Case in point, just look at how she replied:

    ❝ You have no idea how close I make it. Internet was shut off this month. Behind on the mortgage. Scared every night. Still refuse to quit this dream. I can make sept. Just keep trying. 8 soap orders, 6 art pieces, 5 logos out this month. ❞

    🙄 The internet was shut off? What, for all of 10 minutes? If that is true, paying that bill is obviously a higher priority than firewood.

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    1. And behind in the mortgage? But she tweeted that she made the mortgage...

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    2. You won't ever hear her say that it's bad enough that she has decided to get an actual job.
      Which would would entail ripping her backside from the couch as they are surely fused together at this point.

      She has zero self awareness. She sounds like a middle aged woman with the mental capacity of a child. No one cares if her internet was turned off. She simply waddled to Patty's to mooch off of Patty's internet.

      Also, newsflash, no one cares if she brushed and braided the manes of her My Little Pony collection either. That's leaps and bounds above what she does for the elderly horses withering away in her yard.

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    3. For what it's worth, I am local to her and pay $65/month for my high speed internet. Not exactly chump change.

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    4. It really doesn't matter how much the Internet costs (here it is $100+), she needs to add up all her monthly expenses and then generate sufficient income (without BEGGING or LYING for pity donations) or reduce expenses to balance out. Reality is most farmers also work away from the farm - full or part time.

      But not for FFF. She has repeatedly refused suggestions to reduce expenses (re-home horses, eliminate livestock, obtain free firewood) or generate legitimate income (rent room, rent storage, get a roommate or a job).

      She fritters time and money and cries poverty when it's time to pay bills.

      And the Internet? She wouldn't need it, except she's addicted to social media and online entertainment. Some homesteader, lol. As an alternate, she could use free WiFi in town or sit in the library to do correspondence or work. She could buy a pay-as-you-go cell phone for emergencies or use that precious landline she keeps. She could rent DVDs at the library. Bonus: she could save on subscriptions to Netflix, Hulu and Amazon Prime!

      But she won't. In her mind, it's preferable to stagnate and whine about life.


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    5. I was certainly not defending her. I mean $65/month is quite an expense as a luxury item for someone who is "constantly scraping by." You don't NEED the internet. Unless your JFW because the internet is your only friend.

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    6. $65.00 is a ridiculous amount of money to spend on anything that isn't shelter and/or food when one is desperate for money.

      Pig Shocker wants the luxuries that can be afforded when one has a job with a regular paycheck.
      I'm sure she would whine and say she needs the internet for "work" (for BEGGING) but that isn't true.

      The laundry mat offers free wifi as does PS's bitch Patty.
      Pig Shocker wants convenience and she will whine and beg for money and claim it's for firewood or a truck repair or the mortgage. When really it's for entertainment such as home wifi and lots and lots of booze.

      🐷🔌⚡🍺🎉

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  13. coldantlerjenna
    Half and quarter pig shares available for late spring summer! Just 2 available! Message to order! ������

    Half or quarter-which is it? Oh, excuse me, I forgot that shares magically multiply and divide according to the level of naïveté of the buyers.

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    1. She sells and resells every supposed "share" fifty times over.

      Why anyone would buy pork that was shocked and tortured and raised on leftover donuts is beyond me.

      That is disgusting and totally unhealthy.

      🐷🔌⚡🤬🍩 = 🤢🤮

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    2. Selling for next year- like a year from now. How does anyone not know this is a scam? I shudder for the gullible and stupid.

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  14. I'm still trying to figure out how Friday became Herding Dog Extrordinaire with absolutely no training. Of course JW will say she knows everything about how to train dogs to herd so she trained Friday to be perfect.

    I don't know if anyone reads Jon Katz but I find it interesting that he is using his dog Fate (his secondary dog after Red's death) to train for therapy work, and suddenly JW is all about Friday, her secondary dog! It's like she can't find her own voice or niche in the world so she tries on everyone elses to see if it gains her anything.

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    1. Jon Katz does more volunteer work in one day than Jenna did in her entire time as a Heathen (part of being a Heathen is doing community service).

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    2. @lambchop. I have trained dogs I used with my sheep. Jon Katz was never a trainer with his dog Red. I am training a young dog now. You may also have a sheepdog, so you know like I do, it takes training..

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  15. Jenna's play list:

    Buddy Can You Spare a Dime?
    Take the Money and Run
    Poor, Poor Pitiful Me
    Money for Nothing
    Beg, Borrow or Steal

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  16. Yesterday Jenna commented on someone's twitter photo yesterday "Can we hang out this fall?" and proceeded to delete it. Here's where it gets interesting. The photo was of a woman in a room surrounded by books. Lo and behold today Jenna posted a photo of her stacks of books. She is such a fake she can't even come up with her own content.

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    1. The photo was of Sarah Marshall, talented social media /podcaster who seems to love the free lodging/eats/take-away goodie bags that Pember Patty provides.

      Jenna shamelessly covets SM's attention and publicly invites her to visit multiple times each year.

      How SM doesn't see through Pig Shocker is beyond me.

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    2. PS invites SM to stay and then as soon as SM arrives, PS takes her to Patty's house so Patty can cook for them and provide a place for her and her guest to sleep. No one wants to spend the night in Pig Shocker's nasty house.

      Pig Shocker is like a child inviting a pal to a sleepover while her mommy does the work of providing meals and beds.

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    3. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 18, 2019 at 2:03 PM

      That's funny and true, too. Pember Patty is like the FFF's Girl Scout den mom, but with no benefits at all. I'll bet, though, that she'd help JFW sew on those stupid dog patches. SMH

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    4. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 18, 2019 at 2:09 PM

      I forgot to comment on SOTM's original comment, and my last one was directed to WH. I've noticed for a long time how she mimics the creative content of others on Twitter. And buys items, like expensive designer jeans and pricey sweatshirts etc..., to try and emulate someone else's more lavish lifestyle. It's pathetic and indicative of her shallowness. PDD. Many people are blind to what's obvious. Then when they discover that they've been used it's a real shocker.

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    5. I've also noticed many times that she is completely unable to come up with an original thought.

      No wonder her writing sucks so bad.

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  17. Another Bleg. OMG So funny!!

    Some highlights:

    "Good morning from a farm with a GIANT pile of firewood outside to stack! I got some delivered last night! It meant taking half the money currently to my name out of my bank account but I can't tell you what a relief it is to have that to begin stacking! And just in time, too. Tonight there's a frost warning (first of the season) and may be in the low 30s tomorrow AM..."

    ➡ Not true. It may go down to 39F but basically temps are 60s-80s during the day and still temperate at night. Duh! Also homes heat up during the day and remain insulated into the night. I've yet to turn on the heat or light a fire. She's lying again.

    "...which means I will get to wake up and light a fire and it won't just be from the dead fall I've collected from the side of the road coming home from my runs..."

    ➡ Is she freaking serious??? She expects readers to believe she's collecting an appreciable amount of "deadfall" firewood while running her 5ks???? Unbelievable. Here's a thought for you, PS: you know that big ol bed in the metal-sided POS truck? Drive along the side of the country roads and throw in fallen branches or logs. Better yet, get FREE firewood off Craigslist ads.

    "... I still need to get more firewood, but even having that small amount here is a comfort..."

    ➡ Right...

    "I also talked to a local farmer about a hay delivery, at least 30 bales, which I can stack in the barn for the horses and pigs over the winter..."

    ➡ What an idiot. Horses will eat 1/2 bale per day each, so she's at least burning through 30 bales per month. For those of you counting, that's another $150 expense.

    And no one in upstate NY considers 30 bales of hay for winter anything but a down payment. Guess she's stretching out the begs.

    Stay tuned, suckers!

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    1. Great observations. I can't believe how transparent she is. It's not enough to simply announce that she has firewood, she HAS TO MENTION what it cost her. And this after begging for the money that she obviously didn't receive from her foollowers. A slap in their faces.

      And the line about a measly fire made of tiny sticks she collected on the road is clearly an attempt to paint a pitiable picture to elicit donations. "My tiny fire...made of tiny sticks...woe is me!"

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  18. You mean she had to pay for the firewood out of her own pocket? Bad foolowers, bad!

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  19. Very well said. And she won't be stacking anything- the farmer will. Jenna does *no* physical labor. NONE.

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    1. Unless she's being filmed. Did you see the video of hay-stacking that Patty posted awhile back? She's employing minimal effort...just lazily shoving the bales -- but as soon as she spots the camera, she endeavors to pick up the bale and slam it down on the conveyor, lol.

      It's the short clip in the fourth photo slide:
      📽 https://www.instagram.com/p/BzGNa28FXRq/ 🎬

      Academy Award winning performance right there. 😆

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  20. She's a special kind of stupid isn't she?

    She collects deadfall wood while on her short runs/waddles.

    Isn't that what her rusty piece of shit truck is for? She can't drive around in the truck and collect wood from the side of the road AND/OR get a truck bed full of the FREE firewood constantly listed on craigslist?!

    And she HAD WOOD DELIVERED? Once again, isn't that why she has a truck so she can do things like pick up firewood?

    Perhaps her license has been suspended due to that $10,000 accident with the older woman and her constant driving home from the brewery after "strong drink?" That could be why she wasn't able to rent a car and why she always has a million excuses as to why her truck isn't in driveable condition.

    🍻🚨🚔

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    1. Hey you may be on to something WH. Maybe her license did get suspended; it makes sense now why she couldn't rent a car to see her shore "friend." BTW, whatever happened to that big gay romance? Or did that go the way of the "rose in a black dress" or whatever that nonsense was?

      And why doesn't she go around and collect firewood? That is how we get ours. We never pay for it; although it does take some effort and the panhandler would rather sit on her ass and convince herself how "rich AF" she is. Does she expect us to believe she drags sticks and logs with her while on her "5Ks". REALLY?

      Such questions with her. That is why I tune into this shitshow. It really is entertaining.

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    2. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 18, 2019 at 1:59 PM

      WH. Good point about her license being suspended. And "collecting wood while she waddles" is stupid beyond belief.

      Anonymous 11:10. I'm sure that the FFF would be bragging and broadcasting about her new love life if she had one. I hope that Ms. Mass did her due diligence, and ran screaming to a safe place far away from an imminent dating disaster.

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  21. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 18, 2019 at 1:54 PM

    Twitter Twaddle:

    "This is the the time of year when I want to stop running and just eat cheese in the dark."

    And:

    "I have been dressed to run for the past hour and keep putting it off to check Social Media and now I am going to just suck it up and go the damn 5 miles."

    The "eating cheese in the dark" is plausible given her girth, and the social media obsession (no need for caps, cretin) is spot-on, too. She's so hooked on Twitter that it's "running" or ruining her life. And she finally didn't say "5K." But she doesn't read critical comments on this site. Right.

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    1. FCW why do you always come back to her weight? She is not obese and/or fat. I cringe to think what you would say if you saw me.
      She is lots of things but those are not true. Stick with what is true. You always return to her looks. And it makes you sound uglier than she.

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    2. Nothing sounds uglier than anything an animal abuser like Pig Shocker has to say and yes I would bet that her BMI is definitely high enough to be considered obese.

      Anon 715, if you don't want to call her out on her fitness lies, that's up to you. As for what others choose to do, that's up to them.

      Pig Shocker lies about her fitness and running, etc. because she wants people to think that she's anything but the lazy pos that she is. The lazy, able bodied woman who refuses to work and provide for herself.
      The lazy pos who chooses to beg for a living creating financial situations that are total lies just to make a measly dollar.

      Anyone can tell by looking at her pics that she posts (and her pathetic attempts at photoshop) that she isn't running a daily "5k." However, she does look bloated from alcohol and the opposite of physically fit.

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    3. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 19, 2019 at 5:27 AM

      WH. Exactly. Anonymous 7:15. I "always return to her weight" because her "brand" is based on being physically fit. And I'm not thin either. But I don't beg daily online to support myself, and brag about exercising just to get pity donations. I'm also not obsessed with presenting a fake image to my followers.

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    4. I find the focus on Jenna's weight odd, too, Anon 7:15. First of all, while it does appear a lot of her selfies are edited to slim her down, there are plenty of photos that show what is probably the real Jenna, a short and somewhat stocky woman--someone who is overweight, but not nearly obese (sorry, WHS, gotta disagree with you on that one). She clearly has lost weight over the last few years. All you have to do is go to the mall or a fast food restaurant to see that Jenna's weight isn't that noteworthy.

      I understand she makes a big deal about running, but those of you who think regular exercise results in a slim figure ... well, maybe you're under forty? I'm 55 and used to be able to control my weight by eating a pretty normal diet and walking three or four miles a day. Starting in my late thirties, exercise--lots and lots of exercise--had virtually no effect on my weight. The only thing that worked was a low-carb diet, whether I exercised or not. So it doesn't seem odd to me that at age 37, Jenna could run several miles a day and not be reed thin, especially if she's not careful about what she eats.

      I hear what you're saying about Jenna's branding herself as a runner--and some years she's not just a runner, but a marathon runner. It is hard to believe that if she were running 12-15 miles a day that she wouldn't be in better shape. But I've never really believed she was running that much. That takes a kind of discipline I'm not convinced Jenna possesses. And I understand that's your point, but ultimately I don't think comments on Jenna's weight, whatever the reason, are all that productive. Those of us who have been following Jenna and the various sham sites might pass right over them--or delight in them, if that's our thing--but people new to this site who are trying to figure out what's going on with Jenna and why she's always begging, etc. etc., will decide this is a hate site and therefore an untrustworthy source of information. My two cents.

      Anon55

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    5. Who gives a flying fuck about her appearance and weight. All it does is discredit legitimate concerns and immediately causes people to sympathize with Jenna. Don't be a bully. For one it's an asshole move, for two is pollutes the content, and thirdly it makes posters look petty as fuck. I wouldn't listen to anything anyone has to say if it's bookended with body shaming.

      Reminds me of the assholes who supported Ayrshire Farm. During one of the trails I wore a floor length dress and black leather flip flops. Ayrshire supporters on Facebook focused on my inappropriate footwear because they couldn't combat anything i said or did with facts. Personal attacks are what people with no other ammo have.

      I hadn't read the CAF blog in years. Trump and the complete foolishness that is people supporting a con man is more than enough to wrestle with. People supporting historical and ongoing animal abuse at Ayrshire Farm showed me with great clarity facts are no match for blind allegiance.

      I'm not surprised at all Jenna has been able to keep up her pathetic panhandling song and dance routine. People are readily fooled. People don't care about animal abuse.

      If you must focus on CAF so it constructively. Create a timeline. Count key words to establish routine patterns. Do something that has a purpose. Body shaming does not.

      For the record per my doctor I'm considered obese. People with fat can still run.

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    6. Meredith. As I've commented below today, and many times before, I agree with what you've said about JFW. But I'll stand by my opinion that because her "brand" is represented by her as being a physically fit woman, and she's clearly not, then it's fine to call her out for lying and altering images to fool people. You can't just isolate her appearance, and say that it's off limits. Her bragging about running many miles weekly and "mountain smashing" is part of her manipulative marketing, and attempts to con strangers into giving her donations.

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    7. Just because she's not thin doesn't mean she doesn't run or workout. I speak as an overweight woman who works out daily. And, as I said before, she's not that overweight. Comments that suggest otherwise are counterproductive. Meredith is right. Comments that focus on her weight "discredit legitimate concerns and immediately causes people to sympathize with Jenna."

      Again, my two cents.
      Anon55

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    8. I agree with FCW (high five FCW!) and will also stand by my comments.

      I've reported her numerous times to various authorites leading up to her having to re-home her livestock and the warning she received about the hawk from the NYSDEC.
      I am certainly not here to just to bash her about her appearance.

      I will continue to discredit anything and everything she says including her attempts to make herself sound as though she is anything other than a lazy piece of shit. Which is exactly why she lies about running the "5ks."

      Of course people can be overweight even though they exercise but I would bet those people aren't claiming to run 5ks a few times a week in an attempt to make future scamming victims believe they aren't sitting on their ass 24/7 begging for someone to support them.

      Also, I couldn't care less about someone's opinion who doesn't give a "flying fuck" about mine.

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    9. How ironic that her brand is "Failure" and is represented by someone who's business model clearly relies on a suspension of people's disbelief?

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    10. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 20, 2019 at 5:04 AM

      WD. High Five, friend! As many of you already know, I was also one of the people who reported her to appropriate agencies, leading to her livestock being re-homed last year. So I'm not here just to slam her appearance. I "care about her animal abusing" a lot. Which is why I spent hours compiling links and data. But if the FFF is "banking" on lies of being physically fit to scam others out of their money for fraudulent purposes, then I'll continue to call her out on blatantly lying. BTW: Not "everyone" alters their online photos as a few commenters here have stated.

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    11. I don't know or care if she's lying about running. It's not something anyone can confirm or deny so why bother? You can't tell how much someone runs based on their weight. Fat/obese/normal weight/flabby etc people run daily...run marathons. If you run then stuff your face all day you're going to be heavy.

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    12. Or drink all day - those calories add up. And is always what I've though she does...

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    13. Meredith, what about her can you absolutely prove?

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    14. http://highstfarm.blogspot.com/2016/06/cold-antler-mange.html?m=1

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    15. http://highstfarm.blogspot.com/2013/11/cafaux.html?m=1

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  22. Jenna lacks resilience and resourcefulness. She consistently uses the lack of these qualities as the root of her advertising campaign. Her "brand" is literally one of not being able or willing to work towards her goals or fulfill her dreams on her own. Somehow she sees donations as a win when every penny she receives is a gigantic loss. A slap in her face. Everything she posts is rooted in self loathing though to her it's disguised as a successful manipulation...a ploy...a means to another unfulfilling end because at the end of the day... everyday...and everyday of every year all she has is another paragraph and post about how she physically, mentally, and emotionally can't or won't provide for herself. Either she is aware or perhaps is a sociopath and can't see it at all.

    Routinely advertising how incapable one is despite the monetary pay off be it donations or pitty work is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for her. She spins it as some amazing ability to be able to ask for "help" but no help is needed.

    The only books she can churn out have been and will only ever be a vomit of inner monologues writing a story she thinks others will read. No content. No experience. Nothing except the tired roller coaster that she's defined as her life. Fabricated awakenings. Twisted realities.

    Again. Embarrassing. Not because of the state of affairs she claims she's in...but that what one could claim as a year learning curve she chooses to relive over and over...and pushing these calculated "failures" off as thrify success.

    Be it true or not...she wants people to think that she has 2 cords of wood amount of money to her name. One simply can't claim to be a successful author, farmer, etc at that rate. Not gritty. Not resilient. Not resourceful.

    She's a master manipulator with no shame and sadly seemingly no interest in becoming the hero of her own story. The never ending victim. Choosing to either truly be a victim or simply project herself as the victim....it's awfully sad.



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    1. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 19, 2019 at 5:40 AM

      Meredith. That was well-put. Your comment is spot-on. This paragraph in particular sums up JFW's life of lies: "The only books she can churn out have been and will only ever be a vomit of inner monologues writing a story she thinks others will read. No content. No experience. Nothing except the tired roller coaster that she's defined as her life. Fabricated awakenings. Twisted realities."

      I often mention her manipulative marketing, too, because her "brand" depends on pity donations from dumb enablers. Her frequent mention of having "a double digit bank account," or comparing herself with others who have more is obnoxious. She's a woman who is a failure in every sense of the word, and lacks the mature self-awareness to change.

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    1. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 19, 2019 at 5:41 AM

      YES.

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    2. Yep.

      "Every month this farm is right up against it!"

      Who'da thunk that farming words of helplessness would make such a lucrative crop? At this point, I'm kinda hoping she'll get that book deal, as I'm curious to see how she'd spin the current shit state her life is in. But it's doubtful, as people like to buy inspiration stories and not stories of failure -- unless they manage to turn things around and there's a happy ending.

      All of her fears and crises grab the attention of daytime Twitterers who are looking for a bit of drama to break up their monotonous work days...or to see someone having an even shittier day than them. You ever notice that she only gets comments during the day, and not at night? These people are into the daytime drama, but are not the types to read about the misery and failure of CAF in a book at night.

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  24. Twitter Twaddle - "Man, She Must Be High" Edition:

    ❝ I'll keep sharing this in hope some mysterious benefactor wants to support this insane dream. Or someone who has read for years wants to kick in $2. Either is worth tomorrow. ----->>>>> If you like the idea of this farm, want to support it in a small way, chip in for firewood, or contribute towards the decade's worth of personal writing on barnheart dot com you can do so by using this link: https://www.paypal.me/JennaCAF ❞

    🙄 Mysterious benefactor? Does she even know what a benefactor does? They give money to organizations or persons who are creating something that benefits society. They don't give to random people just because they want free money. That's what GoFundMe is for. Benefactors give to see someone else create something, change something. All she has is this "insane dream" that's going nowhere, and she thinks she deserves money for that? She's not creating anything, much less anything meaningful. She's not trying to improve anything...or do anything really. Such delusional thinking. And I'm sure that mysterious benefactor is in line right behind the Hollywood screenwriters who want to turn her scrappy life into a Lifetime movie. Not.

    Also, she's back to using her primary PayPal account, as her PayPal2 account must've reached it's IRS-reporting-threshold limit, lol.

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    1. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 20, 2019 at 5:07 AM

      She's really looking for a rich sugar mama not a "mysterious benefactor." What a bunch of bull. I guess that her "few fun dates this summer" didn't net her one. What a shock. Not.

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    2. I would say she's read/watched Great Expectations one too many times, but I think that is way over her head.

      She's a middle aged, mentally ill, lazy asshole who refuses to refuses to work to support herself.
      She is also talentless which means there is no mysterious benefactor waiting in the wings.

      She will be alone for the rest of her life thanks to the terrible, selfish, immature choices she has made in her life.

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    3. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 20, 2019 at 5:50 AM

      WH. The Great Expectations reference made me smile.

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    4. Love love the movie with Ethan Hawke!

      The book isn't bad either😁.

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  25. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 20, 2019 at 5:49 AM

    Twitter Twaddle:

    "Today's 10k was so much better than yesterday's run. Kee going, Ladies."
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    She tweeted this yesterday, and you can see the rave responses. Of course, she had to call it a "10k" not just a measly "5k." "Kee" on lying, FFF.


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  26. I'm with Meredith. Focus on the scams and animal mistreatment. I don't think calling her out on lies about her weight and running abilities is so terrible, but the name calling is. No one will take this blog seriously if the facts are being drowned out by name calling. In fact, it will just garner sympathy for her. More sympathy = more donations.

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    1. Can anyone actually prove the animal abuse? How about actual proof of scamming anyone?

      We don't have any actual "proof." All we have been able to do is pass info onto authorities and let them check it out.

      There wouldn't be much to this blog if we had to "prove" something prior to posting about it.

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    2. There's a ton of evidence of proof...by her own admission at that. Neglect is the name of the game at CAF. I'd have to reread my blog posts to remind myself of the various individual animals that died without veterinary care.

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    3. There's pics and whatever drivel she posts but there's no solid proof. You would have to investigate her property/animals or her financials to get proof.

      That doesn't mean she isn't abusing animals or scamming people. All we can do is pass on our suspicions to authorities but we don't have actual proof.

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    4. Is there enough beyond a reasonable doubt evidence for any of us to present for a criminal conviction if Jenna pled the 5th? No.

      Is there sufficient evidence of neglect in the form of her own admission via blog posts and photos? Yes.

      Such as the I have a sick sheep. I brought it inside. I then put it outside. It died.

      Failure to provide necessary veterinary care is neglect.

      Photos of pigs with mange and no treatment... neglect.

      There are so many other examples.

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    5. Plenty of people posted about losing money to Jenna. Julie started the first Cold Antler Sham blog for people who lost money in the wool and webinar scam. Sorry to say, that blog disappeared.

      Then HD started Cold Anter Sham Too. Again, people posted about losing money. One person gave a very detailed account of a logo purchase gone bad. Someone posted about not receiving a pork share. Someone was starting a lawsuit. Sadly that blog disappeared too.

      What has not disappeared is the Birchthorn Kickstarter site. You can read posts by people asking for their book or refund. Heather gave a factual account of Jenna's loss of interest in the book once she received her money. The books were printed but not mailed out, months after Jenna received them.

      And then there is the mismanagement of donations. The most glaring example is when Jenna begged for $1,000 for a root canal and then bought a $1,000 while claiming she was broke.

      All through the CAF blog you can find accounts of Jenna begging for money for something then spending it on something else.

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    6. A kid at school gets called "fatty" by his classmates. Another kid at school steals lunch money. Which one do you feel sorry for? Which one do you want to see sent to the principal's office?"

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  27. ❝ I'll keep sharing this in hope some mysterious benefactor wants to support this insane dream."

    Hey, I hope some mysterious benefactor wants to fund my lifestyle too! Who doesn't?!

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  28. Next weekend is the Adirondack Wool & Arts Festival at the Washington County Fairgrounds. If Jenna had one ounce of ambition she could have a booth with pet artwork, soaps, books, beginner fiddles, handsewn cloaks (just kidding! remember those? they were hideous). Having a booth would be great advertising for her custom work too.

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    1. Those kind of events take planning and usually you have to sign up quite a bit of time ahead and pay fees and such. She doesn't have the ability to plan for tomorrow, let alone a month or two ahead. And then she would have to have all her shit together and talk to the public and all. Haha... like that is going to happen.

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    2. SOTM (StandingOnTheMoon for those like me who saw this acronym the other day and wondered for far too long what it meant, lol.) SOTM, this is so true. And it even sounds like it would be fun as well! She'd get to meet people, make money, it's a win-win. Her friend Lee does this with their homestead-made cheese. And even Patty sells bee vomit and salves. It's crazy that the Pig Shocker isn't more inspired by her friends.

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    3. yes, SOTM. I've also wondered why she does not travel to festivals and do caricature drawings, since that is her style. Duh, easy money you'd think.

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    4. The answer to that might be found here -- there are two posts about her participation in a farmer's market, one from 2010 and one from 2011, both somewhat unsuccessful:

      https://coldantlerfarm.blogspot.com/search?q=farmer%27s+market

      However, this is interesting:

      ❝ Someone asked why I even bother with a farmer's market when I could sell out of yarn online? My answer is simple: I want my neighbors to get to know me. I want local people who are stumbling by to say hello and learn there's a new sheep farm in town. I love and appreciate this online community, but I also want to get to know the people in my area who also share my interests and values and a warm market like this in the heart of winter is a great example to take a field trip from the farm and shake some hands. ❞

      Strange that she no longer feels that way. It's probably due to a mixture of being burned out and burning bridges with the townsfolk who think she's selfish, broken or trouble, according to her, lol.

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  29. Hey Meredith - I don't know how long you've been following this blog, but there was another post by Jenna's own admission that she was a thief in training. I can't remember the post, but I think Anon7 might have posted it here.

    Anyway, there was a classmate of hers who stole another kid's lunch money. Somehow the thief turned tables and got the victim in trouble. Jenna wrote that she admired the kid and learned something from it.

    If anyone can find that post, can you post it here? The kid's name may have been Marcus, but I can't swear to it. Maybe it was on Twitter. I'm not on twitter so I can't search for it.

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    1. I've been looking for it, but no luck. She probably deleted it. But yep, it was written about here. Will continue to search.

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  30. It was Meredith that opened my eyes to exactly what Jenna was doing. I've admitted stupidly believing her and even donating to her. The donations were suppose to go for vet care and feed. I now realize it may well have gone to pay her bar tab or purchase some shiny trinket. I was duped but it wasn't criminal. I'm so happy to have Meredith posting on here. I'm sure hoping her life is going well. She is a strong voice for the protection or animals.

    Ladyfire

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  31. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 20, 2019 at 1:20 PM

    Twitter Twaddle:

    "Truck needed a jump in town today. No idea why the new battery just stopped working mid errands today. Very frustrated, it's the last thing I need with things being so strapped now."
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    She wrote this 3 hrs ago, and look at the lack of responses. Not even a lone "like" yet. It's just another pity party ploy to get people to give her more donations. She has to remind her dumb enablers, again, just how "strapped" the poor little FFF is now. (I think that donor fatigue is finally happening on Twitter.) It's too bad that she bought the POS hipster "metal-sided truck" instead of a reliable vehicle. Oh, yeah. A new car was on her list of wants awhile ago, but she "can't pay for it yet." Oh, noes! So JFW might not have entertainment cash to drink at "her bar" in "my town" this weekend. Perhaps, Pember Patty can pay for her booze, and bake a cake too. "Guys," it breaks my heart to hear of her hardships.

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    1. Her Dakota was newer. She doesn't want dependable or reliable. She has people paying her to live her little fantasy life. Photographs in a Dakota just doesn't do it for her.

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    2. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 20, 2019 at 1:46 PM

      Exactly. "She doesn't want dependable or reliable" anything, because then there wouldn't be a need for dumb enablers to rescue the damsel in distress again. It's her "Live like fiction!" fantasy. And it's always financed by others. I guess that they receive a perverse satisfaction at seeing her constant failures at farming.

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    3. I Julie, started the first sham blog because of her many tales, and videos of neglect, shared personally by her. The lamb she got from a woman i know that she let Jasper chase, stressing the lamb out, and it subsequently died. When i have time, I'll find that video. I did not start that blog lightly. Too many animals have suffered.

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    4. FCW - It seems like she's looking at her old bleg posts for new begging bingo ideas. As almost one year ago (11/18) she wrote a near identical post about a dead battery/needing a jump. Bought and purchase one for $125 and it's already failing? Sure.

      BTW, someone finally replied to that tweet:

      "Have you had the alternator checked?"

      Shhhh dude...don't give her any ideas!

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    5. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 21, 2019 at 6:20 AM

      Anon7. There are only so many new emergencies that the FFF can create. Clearly, she recycles the truck, teeth, and dog crises on a routine basis according to her moods, usages, and maybe seasons. Occasionally, she'll come up with a new one like the old lady accident lie. Funny, how that imaginary need for $10,000 disappeared when she received no responses on Twitter.

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  32. Anon 11:28's comment had me searching for that inspirational "lunch money thief" story and I fell down a rabbit hole and found this written by a woman who visited Pan Handler Farm back in 2013:

    ❝ Jenna just received a book advance to write about falconry and was really hoping her license arrived before winter after which it would be too late to get a hawk of her own before spring. ❞

    🤔 This is news to me. She hasn't ever written a book on falconry, has she? Does anyone remember hearing about this supposed book advance?

    (BTW, full post here: https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:xeyAzIY8RYEJ:https://jacquidenomme.wordpress.com/tag/cold-antler-farm/+&cd=17&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us)

    Also came across a terse post written by the Pig Shocker that addressed a bleg comment by a person named Ginger who told PS to get a part time job and stop begging:

    ❝ Oh, as for the part time job? I have about a dozen. I am not just a blogger who rides her pony and lives on hand outs. The donations this farm gets is appreciated, but can't cover the feed I go through in two weeks, much less run a household. I'm an author, freelance magazine writer, pig farmer, music instructor, speaker, archery teacher, essayist, poultry slinger, ad salesman, graphic designer and more. All those things make up living a life I can wake up and respect myself for. ❞

    Yeah, "kee" telling yourself that. Maybe this was true back in 2015, but she's become exactly a blegger who rides her pony and lives on hand outs. And since she no longer does most of the things she listed, let's re-examine her fuzzy math that she claims pays her more than any part-time job ever could:

    ❌ Author - Not anymore, no new advances or money coming in. ($0)
    ✅ Freelance magazine writer - Maybe 1-3 times per year? ($12.50 = $150/12 months)
    ✅ Pig farmer - This probably costs her more than she makes ($-0)
    ❌ Music instructor - Maybe once per year? ($16.50 = $200/12 months)
    ❌ Speaker - When's the last time this happened? ($0)
    ❌ Archery teacher - This hasn't happened in years. ($0)
    ❌ Essayist - Nope, shut up...no money to be made here either. ($0)
    ❌ Poultry slinger - She doesn't sell meat or eggs, she eats them. ($0)
    ❌ Ad salesman - The stale ads on her bleg have been the same forever. ($5)
    ✅ Graphic designer - If she's to be believed, 1-3 per month at $200 each ($600)
    ❌ "And more" - Sorry, but tweeting about Taylor Swift 24/7 doesn't pay squat. ($-0)
    ✅ Artist - Maybe 3-5 a month at $50-$75 each? ($350)
    ✅ Soap Maker - Unknown amount, but not a big money maker. ($80)

    So with those fickle and few activities she probably averages to "earn up" just over $1,000 per month. But her mortgage/bills/emergencies/entertainment/food expenses are 2-3 times that. With all the free time she has, an afternoon shift somewhere would answer a lot of her problems. Can't believe she's too dumb to see this easy solution. On a good month, she's only making $250 a week. What about all those months where sales are even less than that?

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    1. I don't think Jenna is too dumb to see a job woud be an easy solution; but IMO she's too stubborn, arrogant and entitled.

      P.B.

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    2. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 21, 2019 at 6:23 AM

      Anon7. That was an astute analysis. And I also agree, P.B.

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    3. SPEAKER has me laughing! Has anyone else met her? She would be last on my list for public speaking.

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  33. Twitter Twaddle:

    ❝ Do you like your pet? Do you like me living on this farm!? if the anwser to both is yes send me a DM and hire me to draw your pet in exchange for money I use to pay bills! Yay! ❞

    Guilting others into buying art they don't want? What's next? "Do you like me being alive?" "Do you like me breathing?"

    And this hot garbage mess of a shitpost tweet:

    ❝ This squash is hotter than all my plans tonight, combined. ❞
    ‼️WARNING - This is really disturbing and juvenile ‼️
    https://twitter.com/coldantlerfarm/status/1175186301647282176

    You know, I'm not even gonna touch that one. But she no doubt will.

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    1. Actually, I do have a question, as someone just commented that she cropped that photo to make it look that way.

      So...was she going for a 🌭 or a 🌮 with that angle?

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    2. It's not even her photo—reverse image search shows it's been shared on reddit a bunch.

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    3. Holy crap, you're right! Here's one of the reddit posts from 2 years ago:

      https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6ecvph/this_butternut_looks_like_a_butt/?st=k0swv2sx&sh=79f6ef8d

      And you can see why she cropped it, as that looks to be a man's thumb...thus people wouldn't believe it's her squash. Man, does she ever tell the truth about anything at all? Ever?!?

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  34. Ass Squash Suck a Taylor Swift a Tash

    1 large ass squash
    2 lbs buttah
    3 cups bourbon


    Spend 4 hours on reddit, fantasize about mo credit, reblog your soap and art begs, post this sexy gourd for all the world to see, yep another Friday night on the farm

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  35. I think what I find most disturbing about this site is not the name calling (although it does not help the validity of this blog) but intead is the admitted drive-bys of her home and the arrangements to meetup at the bar to catch sight of jw. Its damn creepy and verges real close to criminal harrassment.

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    1. I've never heard of anyone purposely driving by her house or going to the bar to see her. No one wants to be around that animal abusing hag.

      Pig Shocker has mentioned that she lives along side a busy road, so people who are local might drive by it once in a while.

      It's laughable to think that anyone wants to be within smelling distance of Pig Shocker. 🤣

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    2. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 21, 2019 at 6:14 AM

      What "I find most disturbing" about your comment is the dismissal of who is the real "criminal" here. It's a faux farmer who openly admitted to shocking pigs, and has continued abusing animals. She also begs daily for people to support her on Twitter due to laziness and self-entitlement. Even though she's college-educated and able-bodied. A group of friendly commenters were going to connect in Cambridge for fun. I've never read about a "meetup at the bar" anywhere. There's nothing wrong with driving by to check on the welfare of livestock, too. And it's "creepy" how she's made very sexually suggestive remarks about "virgins," and continues to cyber-stalk celebrities like Taylor Swift, Aya Cash and Anna Kendrick. That obsessive behavior borders on "harassment."

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    3. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 21, 2019 at 6:16 AM

      WH. High five again, friend! We made similar comments around the same time.

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    4. Absolutely no one has seriously talked about stalking her. That'd be crazy. It's a bit odd someone would even suggest that. FFF brags about being a "public figure" and advertises her talks at the local bar, the community, the bookstore, etc. She has held numerous farm events at the farm. She can't be a public figure, own a publicly advertised farm, yet expect no one to be interested in checking the authenticity of her posts.

      As I remember, there have been questions about the farm and its condition, relative to animals. This is no different than anyone questioning the living conditions of any livestock on a publicly advertised farm. Are people not supposed to question or be concerned about animal care?

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    5. My guess is that comment was from Pig Shocker. It sounds like something that whackjob would come up with. Usually she posts on here about her "fans."

      The only fans she might have are other mentally ill, animal abusing losers who don't have a problem with her behavior.

      No Pig Shocker, as much as you might fantasize about it, no one wants to go near your nasty house or you.

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    6. There you go again. If you don't agree with someone, they must be Jenna. What don't you understand about "everyone has a right to their own opinion" even if it doesn't match yours?

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    7. ^^^^^ Like ^^^^^

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    8. I also think that it might be Jenna (or maybe Patty) who made that comment. First off, no one has made any mention of meeting-up to purposely run into her. Why on earth would they want that? Second, no one who posts here refers to this site as "this site" -- they simply say "here" instead. So that would suggest the person is not a regular poster here...but an outsider. Third, implying there is possible "criminal harassment" going on here...if this person DOES post here, why would they say that?

      I went back and reviewed the initial conversation that begins towards the bottom of the "Groundhog Day" thread. And all that was suggested was a fun meet-up in Cambridge for a few people who happen to live in or nearby the town. No one mentioned Jenna specifically, much less following her around to the dump and donut shop.

      On the next thread, "Lambs" someone did ask about driving by the fauxrm, but there's no indication that it was in reference to any possible meet-up. Admittedly, this has been suggested in the past, but as an animal well-fare check so to speak, just like something the local police might do if something was suspected. No one mentioned stopping, following or stalking.

      Later on, in that same thread, one person did report that they indeed drove by to do a well-fare check from afar and in fact reported seeing an overgrown pasture and no lambs. Which is good to know, and no harm done.

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    9. Pig Shocker is just an immatire whiney bitch looking for anything to boo hoo about.

      Just like her latest truck with lights pointing at her house nonsense. She lives next to a busy toad in a rural community.
      It could have been a wild animal stopped in the road for a number of reasons and the truck driver just wanted a better look.

      Or even more likely, Pig Shocker was crapping in the yard and the truck thought it was a Sasquatch sighting.

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    10. Correction: immature and she lives next to a busy ROAD, not a busy toad.😁

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    11. My toads are busy at night - bug hunting!

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  36. Anon 4:44. What are you talking about? Can you find the comments where people are meeting to "stalk" her? No one has mentioned that. The only thing close to that is people who live in area may drive by her home to check the animals.

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  37. I don't comment much, but I do read this blog, and my recollection is that the little group that wanted to meet up were not doing anything Jenna-related. They were going to have lunch or coffee and get to know each other after finding out they lived close to one another. There is at least one local person who occasionally drives by JW's place and also sees her around town, and I don't think merely driving past her house or seeing her around is any kind of a stalking situation, either. As for the books, I remember her saying she'd pitched a book on hawking (not published), she'd pitched a book on how Merlin "saved" her (not published), and if I was a betting woman, I'll bet she's had at least one more memoir-type book not published either. The best thing that came out of Birchthorn is that it was such a clusterf*ck, she'll never be able to do anything like that again. But I'm with Meredith in that the animal neglect is the biggest thing. Yes, she rips people off and lies incessantly about her life. But at least people have a choice to be giving their money to a stranger. The animals have no say and therefore need vigilance. Is she overweight? Who cares? Doesn't matter to those animals if she weighs 250 or 115. Doesn't matter to me, either. If she can convince someone she's a 95 pound marathon runner, and they send her money for THAT, that's just proof the world of social media is beyond stupid. But those ponies out there without adequate shelter, the lambs left outside to die, or those 50 chicks she buys every year only to be surprised -- once again -- when a weasel/rat/cat/dog/fox manages to kill off 50 - 90 percent of them in very easily preventable ways? That annoys me beyond the pale, and that's why I keep up with the story of "this farm." And try to make sure history doesn't get lost, because it's a pretty long and appalling history at this point.

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    1. Well said, everyone!

      For my own $0.02, at this point and based on what I have observed on FFF's public posts, tweets and IG, if she is tweeting, blogging or posting, she's 99% lying (I made up that percentage on the spot!). As a publicly advertised business and a wanna-be social media star, it's really sad that she doesn't seem to have much interest in being truthful.

      Also, I don't care too much if her artwork sucks, is able to be done in 10 minutes and delivery runs LATE: If someone is eager (or stupid) enough to buy it, oh well. Art" is in the eye of the beholder, and maybe if they have to wait forever, it's more meaningful. Do I think she slaps artwork together and charges more than a reasonable art market would bear? Yes. But again, value is in the eye of the purchaser.

      Does it bother me that her soap is melt-and-pour? Not overly; however, from a hygiene standpoint, since her soap has been advertised as a beauty product, it's gag-worthy that ingredients appear to be stored in the same freezer as squirrel carcasses and feces-covered designer jeans. Potential for cross-contamination is real, people.

      What I care deeply about is her callous disregard of animals, their neglect/abuse and the use of raptors to advertise - promote her wares, her writing and her fake lifestyle via subscriber, pity-buys or straight-out donations.

      It's a vicious cycle because the support she gets from promoting her fake brand (hard-working, scrappy farmer carving out a living on the side of a mountain) allows her to purchase and keep animals. She no longer speaks about their high mortality rate, but she clearly understands that without animals (and cute photographs of them) - her personal appeal is very limited.

      So while I don't personally focus on her weight, I recognize, and dislike the manipulation she employs to create her fake narrative, be it re-posting old photos (and pretending they are new), posting others' photos without giving credit or photo shopping her online image.

      PS, if you are reading this, you can turn it around. Get rid of the animals on your property. Form a "collective" or "association" and take cute photos of other people's animals. Promote legitimate farmers and their products and take a cut of their profits. Fulfill your desire to have a raptor on your arm by volunteering at a raptor center. Your readers won't know the difference. You will be more honest, and your critics will have less to write about.

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    2. HFH, I agree with most everything you said. And she did have another memoir that didn't get published. It was called Live Like Fiction.

      Just want to add that although people have the choice to give to her in spite of all the evidence of her irresponsibility, she preys upon the kindness (and maybe weakness) of strangers. My own mother comes to mind. She had very little money but was generous to a fault and a little gullible. She's the type that might have fallen for Jenna's sob stories.

      So it's people like my mother I'm here to warn and protect.



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  38. Twitter Twaddle - Late Night Terror 'n Anxiety Sympathy Edition 😱:

    ❝ A truck just stopped in front of my house with a roaring engine, cab lights, and swerved so its headlights faced my front door and it was terrifying. falling asleep will be impossible with anxiety already. ❞

    I wonder if she's suggesting that the Shammers who spoke of a meet-up have just arrived and are terrorizing her driveway late at night? If that alleged truck really did do that, her first response was to grab her cellphone and tweet about it?

    And don't forget that a police officer lives directly across the street. And she has his telephone number. So why not call him to check it out? Why tweet about this unless she's trying to drum up some sympathy from her foollowers? Jenna's scared guys...send money!

    Also, did it not occur to her that a truck with it's lights pointed at her house might have spotted a loose farm animal and was simply investigating the scene? I mean, she does have animals, and due to her crappy fences, they DO get out. But did she go to check? Nope. She just tweeted about it and was super sure to remind everyone that she ALREADY has anxiety and that this scary happening just added to it. PayPal her now, poodles!

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    1. No one cares about Jenna, or her hovel. And no one has any interest in visiting her.

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    2. It was probably just someone who got a little lost and was using her driveway to turn around! For fuck's sake.

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    3. Sounds like someone in a truck had to turn around at night. Shocking, right?

      She lives on a main drag. If it was night, the truck obviously had its headlights on, and - gosh - big country trucks can make noise and be lit up.

      Judging by some of the more idiotic comments she received, people must think she lives at the end of a rural dirt track that winds up a mountain side, like Veryork Heidi. They further think someone with a big truck journeyed way up the mountain to confront the Pig Shocker, Lol?

      Other than the 'old lady' who has $10,000 in vehicular damage from PS, I can't imagine anyone else trying to get close to her.

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    4. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 22, 2019 at 5:56 AM

      Once again, it's just Jenna's manipulative marketing to get attention, sympathy, and ultimately, entertainment and mortgage money from dumb enablers.

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    5. She must have been crapping in the yard again and the truck thought it was a Sasquatch sighting...

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  39. The 🐷 🔌 ⚡️ yet again posted the 'ol "chip in for firewood" tweet but added this:

    ❝ Thank you for seeing this, and I am sorry if it offends you or annoys you. It's been a rough year. ❞

    Lol, the shame must be finally be getting to her. Then, a loyal 🐩 replied:

    ❝ I hope no one's giving you any nonsense over this. It's not like you're doing anything wrong here. You have to survive same as everybody else. ❞

    She has to survive just like everyone else, true. But most everyone else has a J-O-B in order to survive. Right? I don't know about you guys, but just about every person I know has a job, either full or part-time -- save for the older retirees in our family who responsibly saved for their golden years.

    Doesn't this kind hearted but dense poodle realize that JWog is trying to survive via hand outs? This person must not follow her closely enough to notice that she doesn't hardly work at all. Must be nice to have a bunch of oblivious sycophants at your beck and call.

    As the folks in King's Landing would say, "Shame!" 🔔 "Shame!" 🔔 "Shame!" 🔔

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    1. Failed Cubicle WorkerSeptember 22, 2019 at 5:48 AM

      Anon7. I checked this morning now, and there were a few more stupid comments including this winner:

      "I would love to help you more but if has been a rough month, hopefully on the 1st."

      "More?" That must mean that this dumb enabler has already given the FFF money. But JFW didn't either respond and thank them or even "like" their tweet. She just ignored it as usual. I've also noticed that she has a lot of followers with smaller accounts. Those are the suckers who grovel for her attention, and are ignored because they're not the coveted blue check "important people on Twitter."

      It looks like she survived her truck terrors of last night, too:

      "Gone Trapping"

      Like anyone really cares that she took her prisoner falcon, and is lamely trying to capture a critter.


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    2. If I needed money the way that she does, then I'd be working hard to earn it. Not frittering time away doing something that's unnecessary for survival. She claims to grow her own food, too, so trapping is just another pet prop for her fake life. (We know that she buys her food at local stores, because we've seen here there.)

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    3. FCW - Like taking candy from a baby, isn't it? That's why I'm here. Clearly this person is struggling too, but she (I'm assuming she) is handing over what little she has to an educated, able bodied person who won't work. Jenna has no shame.

      I have a hard time blaming the victim. These people seem to be kind hearted and gullible. Maybe they're lonely and looking for some type of attention. Maybe some are intellectually challenged. They give up their money too easily.

      I remember one woman who was going to send Jenna money for firewood but had to wait for her disability check to come in.

      This is why I'm here. To get the word out about her scams and hopefully protect some of those well meaning, but misguided people.

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    4. If she has went trapping, she must be helping an actual falconer. Or she's trying to trap 100+ small animals to make into a mini skirt.

      If she's insinuating that she's looking for a new bird (which I highly doubt the NYSDEC would allow that) what happened to the hawk she supposedly has?

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  40. She has been saying for months that she wants to trap a smaller bird (a kestrel, falcon, etc). Apparently, you're allowed to have both a larger raptor and a smaller one. Maybe she thinks a new prop will bring fresh blood/donors into the fold :/

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    1. Thank goodness the hawks are becoming pointless as a prop. The NYSDEC warned her about using the hawks as advertising for any of her bullshit endeavors.

      With as much as she begs for money that could be any hawk photo she posts on social media.
      She's only posted a few photos of the hawk since the warning.

      I have emailed the NYSDEC repeatedly with photos of how she treats the hawks.
      I know that others have as well.
      I consider that warning a huge win for the Shamsters team. We are that much closer to ensuring that more hawks do not "disappear" while in her custody.

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  41. I was thinking about this stalking thing and it brought to mind the reporter Geoffrey Dunn who was writing a book about Sarah Palin. While looking for a rental house in Palin's home town where he was doing his research, he found, coincidentally, the house next door to the Palins was for rent. There was nothing criminal about him renting that house and doing his research in that town. Nothing criminal about talking with the locals about her. But he never approached Palin or went on her property.

    So I see nothing illegal or criminal about the "Cambridge 3" meeting up. There would be nothing criminal about visiting JFW's haunts or driving by her house. Or even talking to people about her. There is a line somewhere, but I think that would be trespassing on her property or approaching her.

    Thoughts?

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    1. Pig Shocker wants to insert herself into any and every social gathering.
      Just look at how she is on social media. She will forever be the animal abusing freak trying to fit in.

      Of course knowing that some Shamsters are meeting up bothers her.
      It's clear that our only interest in her is to warn others about her animal abusing and her scamming.

      That bothers her because she is crazy.
      So to put the focus back on herself and to try to gain pity, she is coming up with more of her "wahhhh wahhhh I'm being stalked" malarkey.

      No one wants to get within smelling distance of a nasty, mentally ill predator like Pig Shocker.

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    2. I'm part of the 'Cambridge 3' and I can tell you what we plan on doing: meet each other, have some laughs, enjoy food and beverages, see local sights and spend money with legitimate small businesses, orchards and/or farms. We are all "local" and so meeting up isn't unusual. People who don't live in this area are often surprised at how "close" towns are.

      When she's trying to get pity-purchases, PS infers that Cambridge is oh-so-rural - filled with rubes, scary "local" people. She even says her hipster "otherness" scares/troubles them. The reality is Cambridge is an attractive, prosperous community. It's a relatively short drive from us, filled with quirky shops and offers a slew of community events. I've been nearby many times, as have many of my friends.

      By the way, here are a few upcoming events:

      2019 Wool and Arts Festival
      Salem Court House's Annual Beer Brats and Bluegrass Festival
      Soupapalooza and Farn Fun Festival
      Ana Egge
      Movie Night at the Farm
      Lakota's Farm Artisan Wellness Fall Festival
      Erin Hawkes
      Farm to Table Dinner
      Korean farm Visit

      So, as you can see, there is plenty to do - positive and uplifting! Not in our plans is trying to spot PS. As a laugh, however, we DO plan on visiting the laundromat or maybe even the dump; then we all can "find" new mountain bikes!!!

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    3. Anyone who criticizes meeting up is jealous.
      It's like a bunch of children whining about being left out.

      I wouldn't tell anyone what you guys are planning because it's none of the naysayers business. Let them wonder. 😁

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  42. I don't understand the pig shocker reference. Electric fencing is a great asset in pig management... especially so when one routinely rotates the pigs around a property. It's easy to install and remove, it's cheap, pigs respect it, allows for better health of the pigs and environment when rotated appropriately, etc.

    The problem isn't that a pig was shocked...it sucks that being shocked is how they learn but the benefit long term definitely out ways the temporary shock. The problem is the glee she takes out of seeing an animal shocked.

    Pig shocker insinuates she uses cattle prods on her pigs which I don't believe is true. Getting mad she uses electric fencing is nonsense.

    You all need a better term...like sadistic.

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    1. I know that your blog has been important in bringing awareness to the public about JW, but sometimes you come across as being bossy. She's been called sadistic many times here so it's nothing new. And it's not nonsense to discuss any animals abused by her in whatever ways it's happened.

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    2. O Meredith.. you are once again a breath of fresh air.. I hope you are well.. I always enjoyed reading your blog, posts and so forth.. Take care of yourself.. and yes, like you.. I use Electric fencing to help keep my pasture pigs.. done correctly its a very good thing indeed.

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    3. Anonymous 11:42. Whom are you agreeing with? It wasn't clear if it either was Anonymous 11:38 or Meredith's comment. I hope that you don't mind clarifying, thanks.

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    4. If having an opinion is bossy...I'm bossy as hell.

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    5. Our Pig Shocker reference is to a blog post she wrote about how her pigs escaped her crappy fencing and how she smiled when she put them back in and heard them squeal when they were shocked.

      Electric fencing is a normal part of raising livestock. Becoming angry with the animals because of your own inability to build a decent fence and then smiling when they are shocked by the electric fence is far from normal.

      Writing and telling everyone about how you added water to the grounding wire "for spite" and smiled when the pig was shocked is downright psychotic.

      http://coldantlerfarm.blogspot.com/2013/08/im-there.html

      That's why many of us refer to that whackjob as Pig Shocker.

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  43. So silly, electric fences are used for horses, pigs, sheep, cattle.....
    If the electricity goes out = my horses are in the next field = or in the neighbors front yard. Of course, the grass is always greener on the other side if you can get there!

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    1. I, too, think that keeping livestock in electric is a fairly standard practice. Growing up on the farm, we kept steers and horses in electric. The minute the electric was out, the steers were out and we were chasing them on horseback. Just the fact that she runs electric fence isn't a biggie. The objectionable part is that she's obviously sadistic, smiling at the thought of an animal's discomfort. Sicko.

      ~DM~

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  44. Why are we going around in circles regarding electric fencing? Yes, it is used by plenty of farmers, ranchers and animal owners. It in itself is not the problem. I've used it in the past - no longer use as very sturdy wooden fencing keeps my animals contained. If they constantly worried fencing, or if I needed to have portable fencing or relocate animals - yep, no problem if I had to add electric.

    The issue is her fencing is crap. Period. I imagine it falls over, leans over, falls down, shorts out and doesn't work, so animals test it, get an intermittent response - so go through it. After the animals escaped, she angrily repaired the fencing - probably in a half-ass manner, truth be told, but it worked. Since the fencing didn't work previously, the pigs tested it, got a shock and that made PS gleeful.

    The creepy AF part is she then poured water on the ground so animals going near the fence would get an EXTRA shock, and that made her happy.

    Honest to God, I don't know any normal person who would get a thrill out of injuring animals, and deliberately cause unnecessary pain.

    She is a horrible excuse for a farmer or animal owner. You can bet her behavior toward animals hasn't improved over the years. I believe the only difference is that she's a little more cautious about detailing the various deaths/illnesses on her poorly kept little-farm-of-horrors.

    We Shammers must stick together - no matter our individual opinions - for the protection of animals and kind strangers who fall prey to the Faux Feral Farmer.

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    1. People like to come here and complain about things they know very little about.

      One example would be assuming that we call her Pig Shocker because she has electric fencing. That is ludicrous.

      As I posted above, we have a very good reason for calling that animal abusing psycho Pig Shocker.

      http://coldantlerfarm.blogspot.com/2013/08/im-there.html

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    2. Poodle Di doo. The ground rod of an electric fence needs dampness in the ground to work properly. Pouring water on the ground rod is suggested if the ground is dry. It does not give the animals walking on that ground an extra shock, it just ensures that the ground rod is doing its job and the animal will get a shock when it touches the wire.

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    3. Hi Karen, thanks for your idea. We have plenty of moisture for grounding rods in this part of the country. I've never had to "add" water to mine.

      Also, if you read the OP, there was nothing wrong with FFF's grounding rod - her charger had died. That she expected the Pig to get a stronger shock while standing on wet ground - and she deliberately dumped water onto the ground to create this scenario - is what makes her so defective as a person. Angry. Lacking empathy. Self-centered. Cruel.

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    4. Here is the offending passage:

      " I waited until a pink nose touched it and I heard a squeal of pain that brought nothing but a smile to my face. I ran off to get the pigs their water and poured some of it right on the grounding rod just for spite"

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  45. The most egregious thing she's ever done is lock 2 pigs up in a 4 by 4 pen together and have someone blow their brains out, the second pig got to watch the first one, got blood on it and freaked out, slamming into the walls, squealing.

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  46. Meredith, if you have so much time to criticize what we post on this blog, why did you stop hosting the first one? That's right, it was because you couldn't hack it.

    You started by criticizing us for calling Pig Shocker out on her lies about how physically fit she is. That absolutely has to do with her scamming. She is trying to portray herself as someone who is not sitting around on her fat ass looking for a handout 24/7 when that is exactly what she is doing. It's totally relevant.

    If our comments about her looks reminds you of your own body issues, then that is on you. We aren't here to pussyfoot around with a scamming animal abuser.
    You bitched and moaned about her for years but nothing ever changed.

    Now you're criticizing how we call her Pig Shocker when you have no idea why.

    We report her everytime there is an issue to do so. Because of that, she no longer owns livestock and has had a warning from the NYSDEC regarding the hawk. I'm all about expressing opinions but criticizing us when we are getting results is ridiculous and makes you look petty as hell.

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    1. Whackadoodle, you've done this to me before and now you're doing it to Meredith. You ask a question of someone, then answer it -- incorrectly. (it always seems to be along the lines of..."what have YOU done? Nothing!" when you do not, in fact, know that). Meredith was very heavily involved in an animal abuse case at a farm where she worked. She worked tirelessly, even bringing a lawsuit on behalf of the animals there OUT OF HER OWN POCKET. That is why she no longer had time to monitor her blog regarding Jenna. The abuses of the farm and animals she knew moved front and center -- as it should have. But I assure you, Meredith's blog did PLENTY to educate the general public about what Jenna was doing, long before this blog, or the one before that, existed. And before that, she regularly took Jenna on in the public comments section of Jenna's own blog, back when she allowed comments, to hold Jenna accountable AND to educate her regarding her livestock practices. Please allow others to have their own opinions without attacking them. Meredith did NOT attack you above -- she just asked why all the pig shocking references. Reasonable question, and she was given the answer.

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    2. WH - You are wrong about Meredith's blog. It was a blog about HER journey. She began to question Jenna's practices on her blog and that's when the rest of us chimed in. She allowed us space on her PERSONAL blog to vent. And when it became more about Jenna than her own journey, she wrote that comments about Cold Antler Farm were no longer welcome.

      I applauded her for that and was grateful to Hound Doggy for creating a blog solely for us to vent and warn others about her shady practices and animal neglect.

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    3. I know what "pig shocker" is referencing as I was disgusted by the situation when it was posted years ago.

      I'm telling you as someone who has recently started poking around this blog that hearing her referenced as "pig shocker" insinuates having a problem with using electric fencing because the very premise of electric is the animal gets shocked to learn to avoid the shock. No normal person doing due diligence researching Jenna before donating or hiring is going to know "pig shocker" references her actions from years ago and has nothing to do with the pig getting shocked but everything to do with her joyful attitude and smiling when it happened. Is this a gossip site where inside references are tossed around or an opportunity to educate strangers who come here looking for additional information?

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    4. You all are too much! I seriously NEVER have people go to bat for me. Hugs!!!

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    5. I never hosted a blog for the purpose of the criticizing CAF.

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    6. What the hell is going on? I guess I missed it. I will go to bat for you Meredith. I don't know who this current bunch is, but they don't know the whole story. You never hosted a Cold Antler Sham blog. And the first one was run by Julie, not Hound Doggy. You don't owe anyone here anything, nor does HD.

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  47. Chill Ax people, were here for the ride, leave Meredith alone you damn human shockers, always gotta fight, bitch, moan and complain the lot of you, now brush yer teeth and go

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    1. You're the same person who always leaves those try-too-hard almost funny, folksy comments. Half the time you make no sense.

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    2. I love your posts! Keep them coming.

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    3. I hate her comments and they're cloying. The stupid parodies are country colloquialisms, and I find them offensive not funny.

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  48. Does anyone know what the NYS DOH regulations are for manufacturing and selling personal hygiene products? I ask because an acquaintance of mine sells goat milk products and she had to have DOH inspect the space she makes it in and certify it was up to code. I can't imagine the Fake Farmer passing ANY kind of health codes regulations...but I'm not sure who is subject to them.

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    1. NY State Dept. of Taxation and Finance:

      “You are required to register to collect sales tax if you make items at your home and bring them to other locations to sell, or if you sell them over the internet, if those items that you are selling are subject to sales tax. Items commonly sold at craft fairs and online auction sites, such as homemade soaps and candles, woodworking projects, holiday decorations, and homemade candy are just a few examples.”

      https://www.tax.ny.gov/pubs_and_bulls/tg_bulletins/st/sales_from_your_home.htm

      Is there a way to find out if she’s registered to collect sales tax??? I’ll eat my hat if she is.

      You need:

      A seller’s permit (soap is taxable)
      A business license
      A Federal tax ID (or your SS number)

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    2. Additionally, the soap is regulated under the FDA. I think she was reported but nothing came of it.

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  49. oh my goodness did the Poodle Chaser alter the newest picture of herself or what? Besides looking like she is mad at the world look at her fingers on the camera!!! Either she has 10 fingers on that hand or they sure aren't lining up right. I kept looking at it and thought this isn't right for sure.

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    1. Looks like the edge of the mirror.

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