Boring!
Her life is her karma.
I'm not saying….
….I understand anything about her but… I do not understand about the whole cake mix thing. She says she will bake a cake…with this cake mix…if she gets some arbitrary number of subscribers. The whole thing is so stupid I don't have the capacity to even try to think about it. The main question is Who Cares? Is there someone in the world that will subscribe so she can bake a cake? What if she lies and bakes the cake any way?……yeah, okay…WHO CARES? Is this what passes as content nowadays? We're doomed.
Twitter Twaddle:
ReplyDelete"I am a different person once these actual hot days start to arrive. I miss them so much. Been up since 5 and already finished client work, writing goals, and am about to head out for a very slow 5K basically to catch up on murder podcasts. Not missing winter, at all."
She's still the same scammer even in warmer weather. There's nothing "different" about her online begging. If anything, she's more active. Again, she has to mention a 5K, rather than doing mundane running. It's just like her stupid term "mountain smashing" for hiking.
"8 days to go and 1/4 of the way there!"
She does the same panicky tweet every month, and always alerts her followers about it. It's unbelievable that more people don't call her out publicly for being an obvious scammer. No normal adult constantly complains about not having enough money for their mortgage and bills. They just go out and get a job. And the weird way she measures her financial progress is beyond belief.
NOTE: I also warned one of her latest victims today. This trusting, Twitter customer bought some substandard soap from the FFF. So I sent information on her blog contact, and links to better explain everything.
Lmao at "8 days to go and 1/4 of the way there!"
DeleteHere guys: 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 <---------- It's hot, fresh and salty!
I wonder how quickly new foollowers mute her once they realize that just about every other tweet is a plea for money? Good job, EUM for spreading the word about Cambridge NY's biggest scam artist. Literally, the biggest.
Anon7. I hope that you didn't forget cold Cokes.
Delete"I have less money than your 14-year-old nephew and I am so so happy here. I win."
ReplyDeleteManic wins the day
What's sad is that most 14-year old kids work harder than she does. Between their schoolwork, house chores, lawn mowing, baby sitting, etc., the average American kid is more industrious than the lazy, binge-watching chonker that is Jenna Woginrich. Farming and 5K runs, my ass.
DeleteThe proof of Jenna not running 5ks is in her physical appearance.
DeleteIt would be physically impossible for someone severely lacking in physical fitness, like Pig Shocker, to run that distance without sustaining injuries.
I'm starting to wonder when her head injury occurred because she definitely has one.
Sure she's "so so happy here," with her whining about having a "double digit bank account." I know several teens who are more mature and hardworking than the middle-aged moron FFF. And her obvious obesity is due to "running" only to the fridge for fast food, and also binging on bourbon when PayPal poodles have enabled her again.
DeleteTwitter twaddle:
ReplyDelete❝ I don't like sharing writer contribution links. but between book contracts and harvest dates, I am basically hoping to keep my house. I don't have a spouse, govt assistance, in-laws, parents mailing checks or a trust fund. Every dollar I earn goes to keep me here and farm fed. ❞
"Between book contracts," the Pig Shocker says. Her last book (not counting the Birchthorn shit show) was written in 2014.
FIVE YEARS AGO. And since then, she's drafted 4 or 5 book proposals which were obviously stink bombs that no publisher wants to touch. Yet she frequently uses the "in between book contracts" as if she's still a successful author with her latest book about to come out. Sure, Jan. A blatant lie.
And this talk of "harvest dates" -- what the hell does she actually harvest? A couple of spam shares does not a harvest make. Looking back to the early years of her bleg, she was harvesting some stuff, making cheese. But now? Nothing of note. So another lie.
BTW, Jenna Woginrich adamantly states that she doesn't like sharing writer contribution links. But she's gonna whip out her big PayPal button anyway cuz she's basically "hoping" to keep her house. Ummm, most people get a job for that very reason. Less hope, Pig Shocker, more worky work, jobby job. That'll do!!
Another thing she doesn't have- A JOB!
DeleteFunny how she chose to omit that. You know, if you re-read that tweet she's basically saying that the ONLY thing that gives her "hope" is PayPal pity donations. "Every dollar she earns" is from sharing writer contribution links.
DeleteFrom the latest bleg post (Escaped Pony):
ReplyDelete❝ I walked around the far pasture shuffling slowly and head turned to the ground. If any neighbors drove by they might think the Zombie Apocalypse had finally arrived. ❞
No, it's more like they'll think she's waddling around in her usual drunken state. It amazes me that even though Jenna Woginrich lives in a tiny town, she writes about her alcohol consumption and money problems for anyone to read. It must suck to be the town's laughing stock.
Which reminds me: Last week I found a bleg entry from 2015 (I think) where she spoke of truck problems and not being able to see the mechanic because she "kinda forgot" about a past bill, money that she still owed. I wish I had posted it, but was too busy, and now I can't find it. But it was a perfect example of how she's screwed over so many people in her little town that she loves so much. Does anyone remember this?
Forgot to ask about the escaped Merlin ordeal: Can't she just tie the horse up while she figures out fencing? Did she really need to write a long bleg post about needing money for new fencing?
DeleteOh like tie him up in a barn? Or put him in a stall? But you would need a shetler for that. A barn, a lean to, a three sided shed...
DeleteBailing twine and bubble gum.
Something. Anything. Instead our snowflake has to make it difficult. If she had bought ONE cattle panel a month, she could have a decent paddock for less than $100. 4 cattle panels and 6 t-posts. It would be 16 x 16 foot and safe. Would you leave a horse in it forever? Nope. Sheep? Nope. But it would be a safe place if they are being naughty and you need to insure they stay put when you are gone or at night.
She has NO sense when it comes to livestock. Once you had a 16 x 16 space, you go and save us a little more and get three more panels. They are $22 bucks at the Tractor Supply. Sturdy wired panels, 16 foot by 4 foot. Then we would have a space that was 16 by 32. And so on. Eventually, you build a little rain shelter from pallets and t-posts, or better yet, a couple cattle panels between a couple t-posts, bent into a big C and through a cheap tarp over it. One step at a time, and cheap.
Instead she spends her $10-$20 bucks on podcasts and online games and patches for her dog's vest and beers. And all manner of crap instead of protecting her animals.
If she had half a brain, and an ounce of wisdom, this horse escaping thing would be a NON-thing.
Sure, animals get out. We have a goat right now that is being a goat ninja and we are having trouble keeping him with the other goats. So he's spending the night with the sheep because it's a safe spot and he can't get out. When livestock is smarter than you, and they are often that, you just have to dial them down, get them safe and work from there. It might take us a few more days to catch him where he has found a weak spot, but we will. Worse comes to worse, I will sit there and watch him for a few hours until I find out how he is doing it. And then I will fix it.
Anon7, she did get money for fencing through a $6,000 Kiva loan in summer 2017. It was one of her "top priorities" when she submitted the application. NONE, zero, nada, zippo, zilch of ANY of the items she listed to get the loan have been done. Check it out. Scroll down to the "What is the purpose of this loan?" section.
DeleteShe's such a liar.
https://www.kiva.org/lend/1336292
There should be consequences for lying to the Kiva lenders to secure a loan.
DeleteIf there are any, they aren't listed on the Kiva site.
Wow, how things have changed in just a few years. The Pig Shocker wrote:
Delete❝ I’ve raised sheep, poultry, pigs, goats, and more on this small 6.5 acre plot of land near Cambridge, NY. The farm also focuses on education. It holds workshops in country skills and activities such as fiddle lessons, archery, and chicken 101! ❞
Hardly any of that is happening now. Education? Laughable, that.
❝ I would like to move away from woven wire fences to an electric-field system of movable netting and solar chargers. This will help the animals and land, by keeping pasture managed better and keep animals contained. Besides fencing I would like to repair and stablaize the main barn on the property as well as the other animal’s outdoor shelters and pole barns before winter, repair roofing on farmhouse, plumbing repairs so it can have outside access to the animals water sources instead of just carrying buckets up hills, buy much-needed supplies like hoses, tools, and firewood shed, and get much needed repairs done the this farm’s trusty farm truck. ❞
With the exception of the truck, NONE of those other things happened. WTF did she spend all that money on? Well, besides booze?!? And hoses are cheap...she didn't even buy ONE? She also said she was going to buy a new computer...also a lie. Wonder why she hasn't tried getting another Kiva loan?
Farm Lass - Thank you for your detailed and very easy-to-understand explanation about fencing. This is the kind of thing her foollowers need to know about. The pity donations they make do not go towards anything responsible or farm-worthy. Jenna Woginrich squanders those funds to support her lazy "insteading" lifestyle.
DeleteThat is the best sentence. "Her life is her karma." It sums up everything. She's on "The Eve of Destruction" and literally fiddles away loving her life. I also love my life because it is nothing like hers. I like long term security and paid up bills, stocked pantry, tended animals with clean pens, etc.
ReplyDeleteJude, the Chicken Lady
Yup. Anyone who works a job does so for security and happiness. Anyone who doesn't, must not care about those things. Or they think it should be handed it on a plate. You reap what you sow.
DeleteHey Jenna, guess what? I don't have a spouse, govt assistance, in-laws, parents mailing checks or a trust fund either. But I DO have a job! That's how you pay the bills, darling.
ReplyDeletePig Shocker just sounds bitter and jealous everytime she lists what she doesn't have. She's like a pouting child with her arms crossed and her sperm shaped brows furrowed.
DeleteMost adults do not have other people paying their bills.
What does it matter if she doesn't have any of that other stuff but she's still not the one paying her own bills?
Ca ca crazy!
Know what she has that I don't have? Other people paying her bills!
DeleteI wonder what PS's neighbor, the supposed LE officer, thinks about the 1,000 lb horse running loose? That's the problem with befriending a narcissistic sociopath like Pig Shocker. She thinks that means the new friend condones her behavior and she won't be held accountable for her actions.
ReplyDeleteThe end result is a 1,000 lb animal on the lose next to a busy road. Goes to show if give PS an inch, she will take a mile and the safety of others be damned.
Now is the time for an agency to swoop in and take custody of both horses while they pose a danger to others and themselves. PS the animal hoarder won't ever consider the animals' best interest and find better homes for them.
Like her livestock, she will have to be forced to do so like a spoiled child.
With any luck, her officer neighbor will catch her driving back home after a night at HER bar. Lock her up...keep Cambridge safe!
DeleteI bet the neighbor watches Pig Shocker like a hawk. People are probably inspecting her shit hole property as soon as she leaves to waddle up and down hills.
DeleteThey know they have plenty of time to look around and document while Pig Shocker spends 2/3 of her trip preparing an 8 course meal to shovel down her throat.
She looks like an absolute idiot putting a pack on her dog. She's too lazy to carry a pack herself which she doesn't even need for the short trip.
She chooses to carry a bunch of food because she can't deny herself the immediate self gratification by waiting until she gets home to eat.
Let's not forget the booze needed to keep Pig Shocker from getting the DTs while away from her hovel.
Friday's pack is just a lame version of a yeti cooler (the cooler she keeps mentioning hoping a reader will send her one) for PS's booze.
The entire farce is a waste of gas and time. Those silly little trips are why mentally ill Pig Shocker doesn't work and can't pay her own bills. Jenna plays like a child while someone else pays. She always has and she always will.
Which is why the title for her next book should be "Live Like Fiction!" And beneath it ("At the Expense of Others). It's about time that her stupid saying should be put to use.
DeleteThe Pig Shocker just released a long Twitter rant about "strangers" giving her grief for ignoring their advice and/or taking too long to complete their pre-paid art/logos:
ReplyDelete❝ I am dealing with around 30-50 strangers a week online between sales, writing, books or projects. A few buy things like soap or art, most are readers upset about avoiding advice they wrote me in an email 8 years ago. If I am late getting something to do it is never personal. ❞
❝ So please know that I have so many people, online and off, I am trying to catch up on and work with and if your particular email, box of soap, pet portrait, or logo work or anything is behind please do send me a reminder! But PLEASE do not think I chose you to ignore. ❞
❝ Things usually take a few weeks, rarely they take less. And if you see me posting about a hike or trail ride with Merlin it is not out of avoiding your particular work. It's to keep me sane in a very overwhelming moment in my life. ❞
One thing's for sure: Either Jenna is reading and responding to our comments here, or her foollowers are reading the comments here and accusing her of wasting time horsey riding instead of filling their orders.
The TL;DR (Too Long; Didn't Read) of that tweet storm:
ReplyDelete❝ TL;DR do not assume everyone who isn't what you thought they were or fell short of an expectation is human garbage. We're just human. ❞
No, Jenna...anyone who purposely shocks and abuses animals IS human garbage. Make no mistake of that.
Anyone who lies and misrepresents crises to collect pity buys and donations is also human garbage.
DeleteAnd anyone who purports to be an authentic farmer, yet only uses their animals as pet props "is human garbage," too.
DeleteAnyone who is able bodied and REFUSES to work to support themselves and expects strangers to pay their bills is human garbage, a waste of space and a lazy nutjob.
DeleteFor the win: Anyone who uses "dark humor" to joke about a murder victim (Mollie Tibbetts) and blame them for their own death is the epitome of human garbage.
DeleteFull tweet thread here: https://twitter.com/coldantlerfarm/status/1033746149432287232
❝ Every time I go for a run I carry with me the silent terror that some man is going to jump me and force me to carry the burden of murder for the rest of my life ❞
❝ I feel that twitter isn't meant for my sense of humor. ❞
❝ It's dark humor. The joke is creating tension in the universal/realistic fear of being attacked & breaking that tension with unexpected violence against the attacker, granting a sense of power to the victim. Explaining jokes on twitter is a great way to start my morning. ❞
Jenna Woginrich is a 💩 stain on our humanity.
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DeleteSorry for the delete. Spotted spelling errors.
DeleteAnon7, thank you for re-posting the Jenna Woginrich Mollie Tibbitts debacle. For new readers, those posts show her uncensored narcissism and a crippling desire to make everything about her. The premise of the initial Tweet was that the Badass Pig Shocker would have put the murderer in his place...like she would have attacked any number of fictional threatening men she has posted about in pretend situations. We all know this is baloney.
Mostly FFF presents herself as poor, anxious and a scrappy victim in life. I'm guessing this sort of drama generates more pity-cash and pity-buys. Long gone is the rural homesteader who advised people how to survive the apocalypse. Now we have a whiny self-indulgent Pig Shocker who asks the Internet if it's okay to use an old OTC pill that was accidentally washed; a panicked suburban 'darlin' who collapses if her hipster truck is out of commission (even though she lives a few miles from center of town, has TWO riding horses and a bicycle); or my personal favorite, someone who is alone-on-the-mountainside and is "terrified" or "scared" of almost everything.
She wants accolades for every little action: she overnights in her back yard; she wobbles up a hill or she walks a local segment of the AT and treats it like the Arctic Wilderness.
Although I wasn't gutsy enough to thru hike the AT (like Anon), I had my share of camping, hiking canoeing and caving in wilderness areas. I packed light and foraged. I genuinely cringe every time she talks about the outdoors.
She is a huge embarrassment to rural women, outdoorswomen & single women everywhere. Please let her take up some other hobby - one that doesn't despoil animals or the outdoors.
Jenna celebrates mediocrity and to make it even worse, she celebrates her own mediocrity.
DeleteJenna is what happens when you allow your child to be given participation trophies. They grow up thinking they are owed everything without having to put in the hard work.
🍿"7 days to go and 1/3 the way there!!"🍿
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of math is that? Yesterday she stated 8 days and 1/4 way there. By fudging the percentages, isn't she saying that she didn't make any sales?
Her numeric nonsense is insane. Again, no normal adult begs online the way that JFW does almost daily.
DeleteTwo days ago Jenna re-tweeted her sales pitch and wrote:
Delete❝ Nine days to go! ❞
Like, WTF?!? "Please buy something, anything from me because my mortgage is due!" It's like, "Here's your deadline, darlings!" Like, "We're all in this together!" Ugh, I can't even.
Anon7, her math is only to create a sense of urgency in readers - a proven technique for getting donations. I'd wager she waits until 10 days before each month to have mental clock ticking.
DeleteThe actual numbers she quotes are probably bogus.
Say she wanted $1000 in 8 days.
On Day 8: 1/4 there ($250)
On Day 7: 1/3 there ($333)
But we all know her numbers, fractions, percentages are meaningless and changing.
She'll put up any number so enablers feel compelled to contribute so poor FFF can get over the financial hump...we're so close, people!
PayPal. It means so much to a scammer who PLAYS while others PAY.
She does the same crap every month. It's an asinine attempt to make her mortgage payment appear to be a group effort on Twitter. It's her manipulative marketing for mooching money that puts her in the scammer category. And it never stops.
DeletePDD. We posted our comments at exactly the same time. "Great minds think alike." And I agree about her technique is trying to "create a sense of urgency in readers" to donate money. Again, it's all manipulative marketing.
DeleteNo, it never stops. Nor do we. Day after day she scams. We keep up the pace of exposing her week after week, month after month. Can't see the finish line just yet, but it's up the road somewhere. 🏁
DeleteExactly EUM. Great minds...
DeleteAnd, for the record, I know many Shamsters have previously discussed her shameless donate-to-the-cause manipulation methods. EUM (and others) described it better than me!
PDD. We're all a great team here, thanks!
DeleteAs per usual, instead of being outside "farming" Jenna Woginrich is on Twitter all day looking for hot new social issues to comment on, in the hopes of roping in new suckers to pay her mortgage. This week she's going after Pro-Choice people, anti-Trump folks, cartoon animators, GoT fans, and national park adventurers:
ReplyDelete❝ This is a real picture. Everest is crowded AF. This is a real picture of Angel's Landing in Zion. This is why I stick to the AT, crowded there means you meet 8 people all day in peak season. ❞
Yes, that's why Jenna Woginrich sticks to the Adirondack Trail rather than flying off to Everest or Zion. Not because she's broke from not having a job. But because she doesn't like big crowds. Otherwise she'd be jet-setting all over the world!! Yeah, keep telling your jobless self that, Jenna.
It's so gross how she constantly puts things down to justify her own choices and limitations. I've hiked Angel's Landing several times and that's only what it looks like if you're dumb enough (or have a time constraint that forces you) to go at the peak time of day. There are always other people on the trail, but it can be really fun to get to know people and bond over what a crazy hike it is!
DeleteAt this point, good thing she doesn't want a job. Because with all the nonsense and arrogant comments she posts, she can't get a job. Especially near her scamming "homestead". She's finished.
DeleteJenna often confuses being unemployed with self employed.
DeleteYou aren't self employed if you can't pay your bills *every* month and resort to begging online for money.
Darlin' that's called being unemployed.
Unknown 4:26 - Great point. She's gonna have to legally change her name when she's finally forced to get a job. Anyone who Googles her is going to see "scam" and "sham" pop up in the search results. She's screwed if she ever tries to land a corporate job. She's now a minimum wage worker for life.
Delete"Hi, my name is Corbie McKenzie...would you like to super-size your meal?"
Hi, Welcome to Burger World. My name is Pig Shocker. If you can spare the change, please include a meal for me in your order...
DeleteAnd a beer would be welcome, too.
DeleteTwitter Twatter:
ReplyDelete"Chores done. Breakfast served. Heading to the mountains with my girl Friday."
Once again, Pig Shocker is acting like a spoiled 12 yr old who only does what's fun for her and ignores any responsibilities.
Jenna tip #3,823- Once she receives payment for whatever pos item she is selling, Jenna couldn't care less about when or if you receive said item.
You have served your purpose, now go away.
And a flip of the bird to those waiting for products that have been paid in full up front.
DeleteWell, isn't that interesting. Just a few days ago, the Pig Shocker waxed woetically about broken fences and an escaped pony:
Delete❝ So I have been slowly thwarting his escape routes, every day he finds a new one. It is a miserable game of chess and makes leaving the farm stressful. I worry he'll get into the road. ❞
So every day the pony finds a new escape, according to her. It makes leaving the farm so stressful!!
So what does Jenna do? She goes on a four hour hike.
I guess she's not worried about him escaping onto the road?
Oh wait, that story was probably made up to get people to donate to her fence fund. Also, don't forget that she made the "reckless choice" to borrow the pig's electric fencing to fix the horse fence. So what about those pigs then?
Cold Antler Math Time: Escaped 🐎 + 🐷 = 🏧 🐩 💰
Lmao @ So what does Jenna do? She goes on a four hour hike.
DeleteIt sounds so asinine. It's hard to believe that morons like Jenna exist.
FFF's pathetic "mountain smashing" stories and photos are unbelievably boring. She can make a gorgeous locale unappealing.
ReplyDeleteIf I want to see beautiful photos of outdoors and hiking, I'm going with the fabulous @pattiegonia . She's smart, ethical, physically fit, with great fashion sense and sound messages. Give her a try.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqfPzQKhriB/?igshid=1mprysi8psqsd
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwFnNRIhPTH/?igshid=xl7uzmdr75ei
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsCOHscBwMh/?igshid=1bab3nlt6hzm6
Thank you for sharing these links! What an interesting Instagram page!! The first link -- I found it very interesting that they pointed out that all these hiking lands first belonged to Indigenous Peoples. That's very important to remember.
DeleteBTW, I can't remember if it was you or someone else that posted a link to Ashley Richardson's Instagram (twwly). She has an amazing and all-inspiring story that I'm happy to know about. So thank you...and keep the awesome links coming!
Thank you Anon7. I get inspired by people who do inspiring things outside themselves. The action doesn't have to be big - it just needs to be genuine. Selflessness and genuine kindness are qualities we never see with Pig Shocker.
DeleteBoth owners of the referenced IG accounts are heavily involved in community activities. Both do charitable deeds. Both listen to readers, learn from them and grow/interact. It goes without saying both love their families, care for animals (not just as props) and have actual jobs. They don't con others and beg for a living.
Yes! I love Pattie Gonia! xo
Deleteall I could think as I read her twitter account is she is off mountain smashing in the morning with her dog then in the afternoon she was riding with her beast. I must really really be doing something wrong I was standing on my feet all day working so I could pay my bills while she played all day and ignored her orders that she has. I've got to figure this out.
ReplyDeleteYeah, all of us with jobs, all of us supporting ourselves are clearly doing something wrong!
DeleteMan, it really sucks never having to beg strangers for money. 😢
I realize your comment was made in jest but I wouldn't live like Jenna even if someone offered me a million dollars to do so.
DeleteShe has alienated anyone of substance that she could have hung out with and learned from.
Her entire existence is based on lies and trying to remember what lies she has told (and she totally sucks at the latter).
She lives in a self imposed prison. She has ruined her reputation. She stopped working at writing and now couldn't write her way out of a paper bag.
Her "friendships" are mostly her begging to be noticed and paid attention to. She is ugly both inside and out- the sort of ugly that can't be fixed...
I could go on and on.
"You can't fix stupid or stubborn."
DeleteFriends, I have been a silent reader here for a while. After reading Jenna's nonsense about hiking the Appalachian Trail, I feel I finally have to make my voice heard. I'm a past thru hiker which means I've hiked the AT from Georgia to Maine. That nitwit thinks she is now speaking on behalf of the hiking community with her 4 mile day hikes. Let me tell you, real thru hikers are a tight community and anyone of her style that mooches and scams and lies and is disrespectful is going to be seen through in an instant. As usual she knows nothing of which she speaks. Peak season on the AT is a mass of people not '8' as she proclaims, more now that movies have been made about it. Now she's saying she's going to hike the whole thing one day and I JUST CAN'T WAIT to see how this shakes out. A thru hike is a physically arduous, months-long adventure that costs money and time. She's got plenty of time for sure, but the money moochers on the Trail drop out fast as word spreads of their style and even the kind hostel owners don't put up with that mess. It is amusing and also devastating to hear Jenna Woginrich pretending to know the Trail, know hikers, know our culture, and our community by sticking her fat booty on one 4 mile section by her house.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad you chimed in on this. It's Jenna's m.o. She finds a new, shiny hobby or interest, immediately co-opts the slang/equipment/philosophy of those who have been participating in/practicing/mastering her newly chosen pet activity for YEARS, and does the bare minimum of participation herself. She's a wannabe at EVERYTHING. She hasn't earned her stripes at anything, and those who are serious about all the activities she has co-opted, half-assed and discarded can see right through her. Her sudden interest in backpacking is yet another lame attempt at re-inventing herself in an attempt to reel in a fresh set of readers/donors....but she's going about it so pathetically and so transparently, I can't see it working in her favor. But I will bet you anything she is already trying to scheme a way to crowd fund an extended hike.
DeleteI love that we have actual thru hikers to comment on how Jenna would be perceived by the hiking communuty.
DeleteThat is awesome!
Jenna waddling up hills for a few miles, preparing a meal 🙄 and putting a pack on her dog is the lamest, most ridiculous thing she's done in a while.
Can't wait until she's in full blown psychosis again and makes another hobbit map and dresses Friday up like Gollum.
Love reading from an actual thru hiker. Thank you for your contribution!
Delete👍 Heya, Silent Reader! Great comment...and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I agree with everything you mentioned, and you're right, the community is a tight one and has no respect for those who don't help themselves, much less others.
DeleteA few years ago I extensively researched what it would take to thru hike the Pacific Crest Trail and I read many blogs that detailed the journey. There were many stories of grifters who did not hike honorably. Someone like Jenna Woginrich, who only takes, never gives, wouldn't last more than a week. If that.
Jenna systematically offends and alienates every single demographic out their in the guise of garnering street cred in these pursuits. She is literally destroying opportunities for scam money by insulting these people.
ReplyDeleteTwitter Twaddle:
ReplyDelete"If you like the idea of this farm, help If you can?"
Note the inappropriate usage of a question mark again. And one of her blue check chumps responded with this tweet:
"The idea of your farm makes me very happy. Not sure I have enough to spare to express how much but I hope every little bit helps."
Here's another stupid one:
"I want you all to.know Thru Hikers call ibuprofen Vitamin I and anyone over 30 should too"
This Jenna gem is more proof that she's a "real righter."
And as of this morning, not one person "liked" or responded to this bullshit broadcast. It looks like even her dumb enablers are experiencing donor fatigue with the FFF:
"7 days to go and 1/3 the way there!!"
Maybe blue check Sara will save the day and donate her hard earned money to her hostess who is able bodied and refuses to work?
Delete"Help if you can?" How utterly pathetic. You know, most of the time I'm disgusted by what Jenna Woginrich tweets and blegs about. But this vague "help me" makes me feel truly sorry for her. There has to be something wrong with her mentally. Common sense would dictate that if you are in need of money, you should get a job. It's really that simple. But instead she acts completely helpless and begs online strangers to bail her out of impending foreclosure.
DeleteI know we discuss this all the time, but every once in awhile she lowers herself to the point where I don't know why her parents or other family members don't intervene. How must it feel for her parents to see their child fumbling thru life so cluelessly? If she were my child, I'd tell her to get her shit together, STFU, and stop dragging the family name thru the mud.
"Help if you can?"
She's not even trying to sell anything with these words. She just expects help. Help her because she doesn't have a job. Toss a few dollars into her hat for the 10+ years of blegging. Support her "idea" of a farm that produces next to nothing. PayPal her just because it means so much. Ugh, I feel sick.
Pig Shocker's social media addiction and boozing has ruined her life. She can't hold a job because she has to be interacting online 24/7 while drinking.
DeleteObviously she is self medicating her mental disorders. Her mental illnesses stop her from making sound decisions and/or listening to advice.
It's a constant shit cycle that has left her circling the drain of life.
Guys? What's up with the IDEA of this farm? First of all, it's not a farm? But now it's an IDEA of a farm? WTF is an idea of a farm???
ReplyDeletep.s. Did I add enough quotation marks?
Ha! Dictionary.com defines idea as "any conception existing in the mind". Yep! That's the FFF. Her "farm" exists only in her mind.
Delete🔎 Freudian slip: An error in speech that occurs due to an unconscious thought or wish.
DeleteThe Pig Shocker knows full well that she's not running a real farm. What she's doing is selling the "idea" of a real farm. Even the craftiest liars mess up now and then.
It is yet another example of how extremely stupid Jenna is.
DeletePig Shocker definitely attempts to sell the idea of a farm when reality is there is nothing about her property that makes it a "farm."
There is a run down house, decrepit outbuildings and a crappy pasture or two.
No crops, no livestock, no farming.
Pig Shocker also attempts to sell the ideas
that she is self employed (though every month people online pay all of her living expenses), that she is physically fit (I mean c'mon, just look at her) and that she loves animals (search her blog site in the desktop version for the terms: death, animal control, neglect, frozen, state police, abuse. Those are just a few of the terms that lead to disturbing blog posts about her criminal treatment of animals).
Pig Shockers entire life as portrayed on social media is one big lie.
This is the funniest thing I've read all day: the IDEA of a farm.
DeletePERFECT summary for her:
Fake farm fotos.
Imaginary farming activities.
Nonexistent fencing improvements.
Bogus harvest.
Missing animal care.
Mythical archery.
Unknown environmental care.
Lol...don't forget the "kailyard" and the upcoming Hobbiton week, complete with hand-drawn maps for the ultimate adventure idea! 🗺
DeleteTwitter Twaddle from 15 hours ago:
ReplyDelete"In a few days I get to hang out with Sarah Marshall and I am So I excited to ask her Satanic Panic questions and about the new Sabrina series."
^^^^ Yes, FFF rights like this! ^^^^
Now, if you haven't been paying attention, FFF has shamelessly sucked up to BlueCheck-Sarah for months, literally begged her to visit Dead Animal Farm. She complimented BC-S, pushed her products, RT'd and overall acted like a tick, hoping to suck out a portion of BC-S's social media lifeblood. BlueCheck-Sarah, who never seems put out by the squalor and the feed-lot standards of CAF, may visit.
Why, you ask??? I guess BlueCheck-Sarah needs another free overnight stay in suburban NYC, complete with pony ride and dinner at PemberPatty's place (whose IG account, by the way, has WAY more interesting content than FFF's). Hop to it, Patty! FFF will need someone to make her life look REAL.
And, Guys??? Don't forget to PayPal FFF. What with mountain smashing and pony rides, getting ready for BC-S and then playing with BC-S, she won't have time to do client work. Tsk Tsk.
Patty is standing at the running blocks just waiting for Pig Shocker to start barking orders.
DeletePatty better move her ass and kiss the ring if she knows what's good for her.💍
Gotta admit, the bait-and-switch farm tactic is a clever one. Jenna doesn't want any of her guests to linger too long on Whackadoodle Horseshit Farm, lest they see the squalor and misery of the animals. Yep, give 'em a quick tour before whisking them off to Patty's to show what a real farm should look like. I wonder if Patty has figured out that she's just another one of Jenna's props.
DeleteTotally. Jenna won't say ahead of the visit that she intends to spend the entire time at Patty's. That would throw up some red flags.
DeleteInstead, like Anon7 said, she will give a quick tour of her shit pit and suddenly say "wanna see some giant horses and have a personal chef cook for us? Yes? Great, we can go to Patty's!"
I imagine the guests won't shit in Jenna's backyard even for free room and board. That's aside from how bad that shit pit property and house must smell.
Then there's the mold Jenna has said she has in her house which doesn't have air conditioning and a poor dog who is likely limping around in pain from his untreated tick bourne illness.
Jenna doesn't want any bothersome questions of where are the pigs and why are the new lambs living at Patty's.
Jenna hopes that the less time spent at her place, the less chance her visitors realize what a nightmare they have stepped into.
Guys?! You're being so unfair. At least, JFW will have lavender scented sheets to treat her visitors. That's gotta count for something. She must be the Martha Stewart of Cambridge, NY. I'd rather stay at one of the two hotels there, though, before sleeping one night in her hovel. I'm speaking from experience, too. We've driven by "the idea of this farm" many times. It makes even "Green Acres" look good by comparison.
DeleteFF, I'm with you on that one. The idea of spending the night in a mold infested, stinky, dirty house with questionable plumbing makes me want to puke. It makes free sound like a nightmare.
DeleteAfter flushing a toilet, water and traces of fecal material spray at least 10 feet.
DeleteNow imagine using a toilet where the owner (our own PS) is amused (proud?) that her inside-outside cat also defecates into it.
Hmmm. Doesn't this make you want to visit and use the facilities???
Hey Guys??? Maybe she shouldn't ever ever ever ever invite anyone over.
O.m.g.
DeleteWtf is sara thinking?
What will Pig Shocker whip out to impress blue check Sara since PS has managed to kill all of the hawks? Will she use the "broken iphone she found in a drawer" to take photos of blue check Sara?
ReplyDeleteRemember Sara's last visit when the horse broke and everyone had to walk to town?
Isn't it funny that even blue check Sara didn't have a cell phone on her to call for help?
Sounds totally legit to me 😏!
No hawk, dented fiddle, few furry props left...what's a girl to do? Hmmm...
Delete💡!!!
She can let Sarah Marshall fondle her swollen lymph gland!
And she can bust out her root canal x-rays too!!!
Sarah will be green with envy!
Countdown until Jenna is tweeting about how her and Sara "cooked together" and makes it sound as though they are madly in love.
DeleteJenna is always way more into these people than they are into her. Jenna hasn't realized that she is only a free place to stay in New York.
Apparently that saves a good chunk of change if they are willing to put up with Jenna's crazy in exchange.
It always cracks me up that past visitors never posted pictures of Jenna on their social media. They might have posted a photo of one of Jenna's prisoners (animals) but never of just Jenna or themselves with Jenna.
Dumbass should take a minute and figure out why that is.
I can't understand why anyone would eat her cooking after reading her bleg where she brags about preparing and eating food after animal chores in which she will not have washed her hands first. Sitting down to a meal in a house that her own sister said reeked of something awful. Not to mention the diseased meat stories on that bleg. Dirty jeans stored in the freezer. Ugh. No thanks.
Delete🤢🤮
DeleteI'm listening to a podcast with Laird Hamilton who at 55 years of age has an incredible knowledge of physical fitness and performance level .
ReplyDeleteHe said that anyone over 150 lbs. should not be running over 2 miles a week. The level of damage done to the joints of someone who weighs more than 150 lbs and runs more than 2 miles per week far outweighs any good that it could possibly do.
I've heard/read that from multiple sources before but Laird has created an entire pool fitness community based on how bad the impact of the hard ground/surfaces on joints is out of the water.
I couldn't help but think of Pig Shocker who must weigh between 160-180 lbs and her ridiculous claims of running 4 miles at a stretch. If that was true, Pig Shocker would be riddled with injuries.
It goes to show her level of crazy for her to believe that what she is purporting to do is totally reasonable and believable.
One just has to look at Pig Shocker's amount of body fat to see that she is lying.
For Pig Shocker to lie about her physical fitness level really does a disservice to all of the morons out there who believe her.
Anyone dumb enought to think that if Pig Shocker can booze it up and eat like shit and sit on their ass the majority of the day and then suddenly be able to run 4 miles, so they must be able to do those things too, is very dangerous and irresponsible of her.
WH, thanks for this. You got me thinking about Laird Hamilton. I found a good article from The Guardian, discussing his 10-point fitness plan to stay ahead of the curve.
Deletehttps://www.theguardian.com/global/2018/jun/10/why-laird-hamilton-is-still-making-waves-surfing-legend-lifestyle-guru
Yw, PDD. He is on a whole other level and so interesting. He discussed all that for 2+ hrs on the Joe Rogan podcast
DeleteWhackadoodle, I think she's tipped the scales and is well over the 200 lb mark at this point. Last year she stated that she weighed 184 lbs but in her latest photos she's clearly larger than ever. Why does this matter? Why are we discussing her weight?
DeleteBecause Jenna Woginrich is selling her brand, which is herself and her lifestyle. All the writing that she wants people to pay for is based on her claims that she is a farmer, hiker, 5K runner, etc. She's created an image of a hard-farming single woman living on a mountain in the middle of nowhere who is scrappy and feral, and who is deserving of all the money she can convince people to donate.
But it's all a farce. There's no way she runs several 5Ks a week and manages 4 hour hikes a few times a week. She's full of it and the pics prove it. But her foollowers are so stupid that they can't see the forest for the trees. She distracts them by appearing to be busy with all sorts of activities. And she uses shiny props of all kinds: Dog patches on packs, fiddles, arrows, saddled-up horses, etc.
But just. Look. At. Her.
Not trying to be intentionally mean or point out her weight just to be nasty, but the truth is right there. The few fools who do send her money believe everything she SAYS she's doing while ignoring important clues. They actually believe that she's active all day long, farming, hiking, running, working sooooo hard to save her little farm. But you only have to look at her to see that beyond feeding her furry props twice a day, her butt is firmly planted on her living room floor, in front of her computer while she binge-watches TV shows and tweets all day.
Let's say I'm wrong and the perhaps she's telling the truth. If so, why would she have the need to mention almost everyday that she's ran or hiked? She tweets about these supposed activities all the time. Why? For what purpose? Guilt. It's to alleviate the feelings of guilt for tricking others into paying for a life that no one understands. She knows full well that in order to appear deserving of the free money, she needs to appear busy and adventurous.
That's why she mentions mountain smashing and 5K runs every chance she gets. It's an important part of the brand she's trying to sell. But it's all a lie. Anyone who exercises that much does not look like her. Period. And that is the reason why her weight is relevant.
Agreed.
DeleteFor anyone new to the Jenna shit show, we discuss Jenna's weight because she chooses to constantly lie about her level of fitness. It is both irresponsible and dangerous to the people who are stupid enough to believe her.
Someone usually chimes in about it being mean girl and that person is usually part of Jenna's turd herd.
There's no shame in our game. We will bring ANY and ALL of Jenna's lies to light.
In the latest blog post today, she said she only has 15 lbs left to lose to be back in shape.
DeleteShe does realize that people can see the pics she posts on social media?🤥
I think she meant taking off 15 lbs of hiking gear to ready herself for wasting even more time at the local swimming hole.
DeleteYou know, her favorite "insteading" activity during the 100% humidity only she loves.
Too bad she didn't mean losing 15 lbs of her bullshit.
DeleteThe crazed Twitter picture may be her best worst ever!
ReplyDeleteShe announces on Memorial Day that she was allowed to pitch a tent and overnight in her Internet friend's back yard???
DeleteShe never disappoints, does she?
Can you please share a link for the photo?
Deletehttps://twitter.com/coldantlerfarm/status/1133019323998580736?s=09
DeleteWarning: Do not view while eating or within an hour of eating.
Isn't that sweet?! Our little Jenna went camping just like a middle-aged Girl Scout. And the pathetic pic is almost worse than the deranged toddler one that WH is using as an avatar. She only has her "doggos" for company, since no normal adult wants to be stuck in a rancid tent with her horrid hygiene and huge ego.
DeleteWhenever I see someone who hangs out with her more than once, like Tara or Patty, I instantly think "I wonder wtf is wrong with that person?"
DeleteI don't ever think "oh she must be ok if Tara and Patty keep wanting to hang out with her" because Pig Shocker being ok isn't even a possibility at this point.
I think the same thing. I read Tara's blog and was impressed with her...and Tyler...and I wondered at first if she was just being kind to Jenna. But now I have a poorer opinion of Tara. I never really had a great opinion of Patty.
DeleteI agree with what you both wrote. I always wonder about the suspect person who is either spending time with JFW, or claims to be a close friend like Pember Patty. It must be like the old saying "Birds of a feather flock together." Perhaps, in Tara's case, she's naive and too trusting. Many adults are poor judges of even defective characters.
DeleteI think you are on to something EUM.
DeleteI get the easily manipulated vibe from Tara.
🙄 Oh LAWDY, that photo. The body language, wow, it just screams, "Don't look at the lazy scam artist, LOOK AT ALL THIS!!!"
DeleteI mean, I could understand if she was on a roller coaster or a ski boat...but she's just sitting in a field. That is the pose of someone who has something to hide. "I haven't completed your artwork yet, cuz THIS happened!!" Alrighty then.
It's the same pose she uses whenever she's with Patty. It's humorless Pig Shocker's attempt at being a wild and crazy gal.
DeleteFail.
Twitter Twaddle:
DeleteCheck out this pic, too. They both look idiotic. Jenna is squinting and smirking. Her sperm brows are furrowed for no reason. And Tara looks like an idiot. She's making a "my mouth is full of marbles" expression. The body language is also revealing. JFW is leaning away from her face and to the side. It's no wonder why they're friends:
https://twitter.com/coldantlerfarm/status/1133019071342153729
Yeah, Tara, posing with an animal abusing, hawk killing twat is just soooo hilarious!🙄
DeleteWhat's really amazing is that neither of them know how stupid and childish they appear in public pictures.
Deletecould anyone please tell me what the hell is a doggo? She can't just call them dogs? That would be to easy? And why always with the arms outstretched? She has a crazed look when she does this. She sure looks happy enough though and doesn't look worried about the 30-50 people she says that are waiting on "stuff" from her. Good times...
ReplyDeleteThe narcissistic sociopath has no idea what is acceptable social behavior and can only copy the behavior of someone else whom she thinks represents the correct majority.
DeleteShe obviously hasn't found anyone to emulate as far as business practices go.
The outstretched arms symbolize what an enlarged narcissist she is. It's like she's saying "This is how full of bullshit I am." And "doggos" is like "mountain smashing" or "kailyard." She has to use her overwrought purple prose to describe the mundane.
DeleteDoes she ever take a picture with friends that is not assinine and foolish looking? Always with the goofy expression and arms failling and just weird as hell.
DeleteSpeaking of affectations, how long ago did she give up being scottish?
DeleteAnon 9:30 - I believe she got "doggo" from the reddit website. I've been on there for almost a decade and both "doggo" and "pupper" suddenly became a thing a few years ago...to the annoyance of most everyone. It's just a new, cringe-worthy name to call your snowflake pets. Frequently preceded by "special" and sometimes these pets are also called "good boyes/good boi" -- very wannabe hipster sayings.
DeleteRedhorse - I think around the same time Tyr's Good Hand bit the dust. I used DuckDuckGo to Google "Corbie Mckenzie" and found this from 2015:
Delete❝ This is the personal story of Corbie MacKenzie – Pagan of over 15 years in Celtic Reconstruction and a recent convert to Heathenism (which is where she belonged all along). She is the founder of Tyr’s Good Hand, an upstate New York Asatru and Germanic Heathen study group. She is a hunter, Libertarian, archer, farmer, falconer, spinner, lover, fighter, pie baker, dog person, horseback rider, pig-raiser, storyteller, and martial artist. All of this is her, and all of it is part of this story. You’ll mostly only ready about the Heathen parts here. Why did a recent convert start a Heathen Group? Because there wasn’t one around and sometimes the only way to find a community is to start one. That’s the kind of woman you are dealing with. TGH was founded in early 2015 and meets monthly at Corbie’s farm. This blog is both her story of becoming a decent Heathen and creating a community of like minds. ❞
Link to this Heathen bleg: https://shieldmare.com
Really nauseating to read what she wrote about...always so full of herself:
❝ Heathen gals are a breed apart. We’re a strong-minded and stubborn sort but every once in a while we lighten up when we find a guy that will treat us right. In my case: I let a tall, dark, and handsome English fellow take me out to dinner this week. We had a picnic on a mountainside sharing our meals together and then I read out loud to him from the Edda. ❞
🙄 🙄 🙄
And the photos...it's painfully obvious that Heathenry was just a collection of romanticized images for her. Traipsing up a hill on her pony, hauling up bear skin rugs, food, booze, books -- all while wearing Heathen patches on her saddle bag and her Mjolnir necklace. High priority on visuals like God poles and altar offerings.
It's no wonder the Tyr's group disintegrated...she was all for show and of little faith. THAT'S the kind of woman they were dealing with.
OMG, lmao at this absolutely awful writing:
Delete❝ While there are plenty of Heathens out there with zero interest in medieval reenactment or assorted activities – I’m not one of them. I love living my real life doing the things I used to only read about in Tolkien novels. I promise you I still have a solid head on my shoulders. No one who raises and butchers pigs on a regular basis is too much of a fruitcake. I don’t wear capes. I don’t have a wand. I refuse to wield a foam sword. ❞
No, but she wastes time creating Hobbit maps and "insteading" her day away waddling around her "shire" instead of completing people's artwork orders.
❝ If it sounds like I’m retired at 32, all I can say is NOPE. I’m not wealthy, far from it. I quit my corporate gig as a graphic designer to be a full time writer and farmer on 7 acres in upstate New York. I am barely scraping by – but I consider scraping by doing what you love in a place you love a successful life. My farm is my life, my pride, and my boasting. It’s as much a part of my practice as blot and study. You’ll hear a lot about it. You have been warned. ❞
We have been warned. We'll hear a lot about it, she said.
That was her 4th and final post before abandoning that bleg and deciding she's no longer Scottish.
As far as doggo goes, remember this is the same middle aged moron who goes around calling people wolf pup. She's nuts.
DeleteSomeone needs to tell Pig Shocker that she's 6 years too late to the "documenting your thru hike" party.
ReplyDeleteCheryl Strayed wrote
"Wild" in 2013 about hiking thousands of miles of the pacific crest trail. It makes Jenna's measly waddling up hills look like a joke. Putting a pack on your dog for that?
What sort of hiking gear company wants someone who has been investigated for animal abuse several times promoting their dog hiking packs?
She describes one animal control investigation in one of her books. Another was described on her blog which can be found on the desktop version of the cold antler farm blog under the search term: state police.
The company must not have a clue about those investigations.
I like how she justifies all the equipment and gear she has as a many year accumulation, like 18 years, but you know it's all new stuff... thanks Kiva! Thanks Poodles! Thanks scammy friends!
ReplyDeleteYeah, doncha just love how the Pig Shocker made sure to mention on both Twitter and her bleg that the equipment was either borrowed, secondhand or a dump find. Riiiight. That purple pack, all her gear, right down to the shirt, leggings, bandana...all of it looks brand spankin' new. The only thing that looks older is the bedroll.
DeleteThat's what the last round of 🐩 💰 bought.
Just noticed that neither of the purple tents in the new photos look like the grey and orange one she used last September (which was also new):
Deletehttps://www.instagram.com/p/BoUzQ_klhF6/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BoT8BkLF0rT/
Let's get purple matching tents, Tara!
DeleteGuys?! She "found" all of the brand new equipment at her local dump. Along with that bike that she bought.
DeleteLol! Funny how whatever she is interested in at the moment, magically shows up at the dump!
DeleteMaybe "the rose wearing a black dress" will "magically show up at the dump!" someday, too. If you all will recall, it was her one official dyke date in Saratoga Springs, NY last year. Apparently, the femme "flower" was "wilted" either by her horrid hygiene, or the classless cowgirl skirt in screaming primary colors. It looked like something that a child would wear. Her touted "A Game" was an "F failure" instead.
DeleteHer A game is someone else's nightmare.
DeleteFrom the Pig Shocker's latest bleg post ("Small Adventures"):
ReplyDelete❝ I'm still trying to save up for a mortgage payment, which I am about a third of the way there. Four days to make it happen before the bank can pull the ripcord on a possible foreclosure. Every month until I can make a double payment, that is the race I am running. ❞
So four days to go and she has less than half the mortgage payment? And of course she just HAS to mention that one payment just isn't enough...she really needs to send in TWO payments.
You know what? I think she's full of shit this time. I'll bet she either has all, or has most of the payment already. She just doesn't sound as panicked as she usually does. She has a houseguest coming next week. Houseguests cost money...well, if you are a decent host they do. Not only would she have to stock up on extra food, booze, toiletries, gas, etc., but you know the Pig Shocker would want to buy some fancy new *whatever* to impress her guest with since she doesn't have a hawk to show off.
She also wrote:
❝ Mark my words, some day these worries will be behind me. I will figure out how to be successful as a writer, an artist, a farmer and a person in general and I'll have it easier while still having what I fought for: this farm. That, or I'll try as long as I can. And I am a very stubborn woman, so I am hoping it's a while longer that the try still roars. ❞
In other words, "Please stick with me, please don't develop donor fatigue. I'm gonna make it!"
👉 And she will "figure out" how to be a successful writer, artist, farmer -- I thought she already did that?!? According to her famous reddit post a few years back, "She did it!!" And according to all the times she defended herself on her bleg, stating: "The reasons I'm able to live here successfully without having a corporate job..."
So she doesn't have it figured out then? "I am a very stubborn woman" she states. F*cking seriously? If she was stubborn and really wanted to hang on to her "idea" of a farm she'd get a damn job already. She's not stubborn. She's lazy and foolish.
🍿 BTW, looks like she's accepting comments on her bleg again. 🍿
Friends, RESIST putting anything on her bleg. She's trying for victim status - nothing like a critical comment or two to rally all those enablers for her.
DeletePoodles, she could have her act together if people weren't so MEAN to her. It makes her terrified and she can't work. She can only drive to far away parks, and hike and ride and screw off.
So remember, if you like the IDEA of a farm and a hard-working farmer (and not the reality, lol) use PayPal - it means so much.
Oops, I should clarify that I wasn't suggesting that we comment on her bleg, just that it will be interesting to see what other people have to say to her, like they did in the past.
DeleteYes definitely resist.
DeleteWe all know that allowing comments only means letting the sparkly rainbows and unicorn comments thru.
I can see Pig Shocker whining to Tara while camping about all the meanies and then by the end of the trip deciding she will let people comment on her blog and fight the naysayers off with her badassadry 😂.
The comments will have her in the fetal position on the floor sucking her thumb within a week 🤣.
The old comments were very telling as they were written by long-time, loyal foollowers who finally got fed up with her whining and begging. Many started out with "You know I love and support you but...you really should get a job." And she didn't delete all of them. She surprisingly left quite a few, and also responded to them.
DeleteIt won't take long for the newest group of suckers to become disenchanted with Pig Shocker.
DeleteShe will have a ton of comments to delete from people wondering where their shitty goods are at that they paid up front for.
Then she will claim to not have time to watch (i.e. delete) the comments and wil have to shut them off.
She will probably lie per usual and blame haters for clogging the comments when really it's people wanting their purchases.
QThat's what she did last time. Her woe is me, the comments stress me out and scare me! Wahhhh 👼.
She's such a wuss.
I'm wincing at the terrible "try that still roars." It's more of her overwrought purple prose that's meaningless and sounds stupid.
DeleteI also found this funny: "In the past eight years this is the second time I didn't sleep in my own bed. I know it was only a camp site a half mile away but it is emotional and physical distance from the place I haven't been able to leave in years." She's chosen to stay in her hovel, no one has forced her to live like that. Plus, she's never had that many pet props at one time. It's just an excuse to stay small, and not expand her horizons. She sure hasn't shared anyone else's bed in years. It makes one wonder if she's ever had any intimate relationships.
And it's more like 50lbs "to drop" not "15." She has no sense of how fat she is in reality. Her definition of "summer shape" is having a bulging, bikini body.
Her last line's lament is also very poor writing: "So I'll farm and I'll hike and I'll hunt and I'll ride and hope that the work I am doing will end up in an easier life on my nerves and never on my heart." How can she "hunt" without another hawk victim tethered to her lamp?
What a woman. She's so stubborn, scrappy and feral. Why wouldn't farm femmes be standing in a long line to court her?
Also she hasn't wanted to leave her cesspool because she didn't want anyone checking out her animals' living conditions while she was gone.
DeleteGood point, WH. She wouldn't want anyone to see evidence of her animal abusing.
DeleteShe would write blog posts about how she left to run an errand, like buying wolf contacts, and came back home to see the barn door slightly ajar and how worried she was that someone had been there.
DeleteI could tell reading the post that she wasn't worried in the "I'm a single woman living alone" way but in the "omg, what did they see" way.
Just realized...in the photo taken of the back of her...she's using trekking poles while walking down a smooth, flat path with a gentle slope. Why?!? Cuz she's not used to really hiking as much as she says?
ReplyDeleteAlso, if you blow up the photo on the bleg, you can see all the brand names of all that brand-new looking gear. It will be interesting to see if she produces proof of trail review write-ups for magazines/gear companies as she's claimed.
What a freak. I guess it's hard to hike and balance with that spare tire around her waist.
DeleteLooks like she overspent on the NEW supplies and got stupid shit that most physically fit hikers wouldn't need.
Another day, another hobby. See how long this one lasts?
ReplyDeleteFor her backyard campout, FFF is sporting:
DeleteGregory Jade Backpack in Mountain Purple. New. List price on Amazon $125 - $199.
Animal tracks bandana. New, because not any old purple bandana will do. List price on Amazon. $14.
Sure, she found them at the dump or collected them over many months.
Tell me again how she needs donations because she can't afford her mortgage.
Jenna has agoraphobia. Or, in this case, Agora-farm-a-phobia. If she had a little money, she could hire a farm-sitter like some people do who are away part of the time.
ReplyDeleteWonder if she needed a fancy GPS unit to get back to the farm ½ mile from the campsite? Surely she will crowd fund one of those for her trips in the future, or find one at the dump.
If she were smart about the hiking, she would search MeetUP.com and find “lesbian hiking groups who hike with dogs”. You know they are out there. She’s obviously too scared to go alone, and she is happier and less lonely with other people around.
Then she runs the risk of someone seeing her using a cell phone, using brand new gear and slipping up and mentioning how stupid the poodles are who blindly give her money.
DeleteShe can't trust anyone because she has to hide the lies she has told about her life. She could out herself as a mentally ill, animal abusing, compulsive liar and have it blasted all over social media.
I can't keep track of her manipulative marketing for mortgage money, but she's mentioned the bank foreclosing again. Whenever this happens, and it's often, then she posts her "Help and Subscribe!" post. It reeks of desperation and arrogance. Yet she could make all of her woes go away by just getting a part-time job. It's shocking that she should still be so stupid. She's been at her hovel for almost ten years, and has learned nothing about self-sufficiency, being brave, and doing what a normal adult does to support herself. As of this afternoon, there still aren't any current comments. So either her dumb enablers are keeping quiet, 'cause they're sick of her crap, or the negative ones aren't being approved by the "terrified" JFW.
ReplyDeleteI also wanted to add that her being inordinately stupid and stubborn is a lethal combo, and will likely lead to her hovel being foreclosed eventually. It's a matter of "when" not "if" anymore. The FFF is a fucking failure.
DeleteDifferent point of view here. I disagree that she has learned nothing. What she has learned is that if she begs, whines, and cries enough, people will send her money. Maybe she's getting fewer donations now, which is why she's ramping it up. Sort of like shaking and kicking a vending machine when your stuff won't come out.
DeleteI agree. I was referring to her not learning anything about self-sufficiency. But she could teach college courses on "Manipulative Marketing for Money Mooching 101."
DeleteDrunk tweeting night has begun
ReplyDeleteSuppose you were hungry and walked to the bar
And someone wanted you to wash mugs for a free beer
But you said, wait, let me check what the poods sent into PayPal my ass
Wait, someone said "I can't wait to send you money"
Make mine a, burp, double
On April 4th, less than two months ago, she posted on her bleg a "PSA" stating she wouldn't be blegging as often because she just has too much work to do ripping people off/trying to make money.
ReplyDeleteToday she posted on her bleg asking for people to donate $ in appreciation of reading her bleg posts.
Huh?
Jon Katz posted his bleg post this afternoon and hers followed. This always happens he posts about needing money then she does. It's kind of like a light bulb goes off in her head - hey i better do that too!! Considering she just posted about going away with all her new stuff and new tent even though the other one she set up in her yard several weeks ago was a different color and looked brand new then now she needs Piddle Poodle Cash.
ReplyDeleteEndless tweets about some movie, TV show or someone else's view on nothing. Yup, homesteading at it's finest. No mention of her "kailyard" or chickens' progress. Only the cozy pigs on their "sled of straw" nestling in on a rainy day.
ReplyDeleteJude
In Patty's barn....
DeleteTwitter Twaddle Trigger:
ReplyDelete"This is my bedtime story. Every night for 10 years. Feel free to make it yours. No matter the heft of responsibility or anxiety, it helps. To begin: picture yourself cold and wet, walking in wet wool in the fall with a laden pony and black dog on a wooden path at night...
You see the light of an Inn ahead, a small forest tavern. You knock and announce your needs but the tavern is full. The bar, the party, the drinking isn't for you. The only space left is the barn 2 miles away.
So you walk. And through the rain you gather leads and purpose.When you arrive at the stable there are only stalls left on the second floor of the circular barn. You lead your horse to the first floor, untack her, and feed her hay and oats...
And then another tired traveler, seeing your horse content, leads you to the loft of this circular barn. There are stalls full of hay and wood stoves. Your dog and you find a corner of soft hay and relax,you hang wet clothes to dry...all is well
and you spend the night in this barn - your soup heating on the same wood stove that warmed your clothes - that you are safe and okay. You are out of the storm. You are around fellow travelers. Your horse and dog are okay... Tonight you sleep.
And in the dark. In this round barn in a dark forest, you and your horse and dog are safe all night - to adventure another day! And night's fall was more inspo than challenge....
It was not. Fevers and tempers flare. You need to saddle and ride before dawn. And you do. Because that is how you exhaust yourself to finding a place of worth.
This is the small story I tell myself before bed. May your own had hot stoves, warm barns, secret carvings, and honest hope leading you to rest.
To the rest of us, walk on."
Aside from the numerous errors, and overwrought purple prose, the transparency of her covert plea to "Please feel sorry for my victim status, and PayPal me more money now, is blatantly obvious to anyone who has a brain. It's an epic failure. She made her dumb decision to quit a career that gave her security and insurance. Now, she's lamenting her lack of "slung luck." And it's all due to poor choices that she made years ago.
"Please feel sorry for my victim status, and PayPal me more money now," ... Clearly, I need my morning cup of coffee.
DeleteFellow travelers insisted that she put her clothes back on and ran her out of town when she refused. The end.
DeleteJenna Woginrich's Real Bedtime Story. (I'll rewrite it for her):
Delete"Every night after feeding my few pet props, I say a money mantra to manipulate more innocent victims to pay for my lazy lifestyle. After my booze binge I try to sleep. Although living alone on the side of a mountain, far from civilization (like a Rite Aid, coffee cafe and Subway down the street), totally terrifies me. What if the scary red van man drives by?!"
That about sums it up. I wouldn't put it past her to keep a list of scamming possibilities, too.
I have another thought on adding negative comments to her bleg. That is how I first found out about the CAS blog. I had my suspicions about her, but when people started calling her out, I found out I was not alone. I did some internet searching and found this community of watchdogs.
ReplyDeleteThe negative comments need to be done right. Stick to the facts. No name calling or profanity, otherwise her foolowers will just see them as hate comments. It's fine to question her or call her out on a blatant lie. Maybe her foolowers will start to question her too.
It's best to stay away.
DeleteWhen she has been on here in the past, we have always told her that she is here seeking us out on our site harassing us and that we don't seek her out on her site to harrass her.
I think we should stick to that. Let people naturally come to their own conclusion and they will start questioning her on their own.
99% of the time she doesn't allow comments thru that call her out or question her practices.
She is just itching for us to post on there.
Don't give her the satisfaction. I wouldn't be surprised if that's the entire point of allowing comments again. She can document the negative ones and no one else would even see them. Then she could attempt to use them at a later time for pity.
"Then she could attempt to use them at a later time for pity."
DeleteOr at a later time to try to get our informative site shut down. Again.
Fortunately, we're like a bad penny that will always turn up in her life.
Duckmama, we're like the sun, 🌞 - returning each new day to shine light on her Internet lies, animal neglect and manipulation.
DeleteYes we are, ladies!
DeleteWatching, reporting, always.
WH. I like to think that there are a few gents here, too!
DeleteFF that very well could be. Most posters here, at one time or another, have referred to themselves as female.
DeleteBleg Blog:
ReplyDeleteWednesday, May 29, 2019
Little Lambs, Little Cars, Friend Visit!
"Woke up to a morning of chores in gentle rain, and now that has cleared off and the lambs are grazing on the hillside, the horses are chomping on their morning hay, and the dogs are enjoying a mid-morning nap. A good writer friend from out of town is visiting for a bit and I am so excited to see her later this afternoon! She'll be spending her time in Washington County between a few farms and this one is excited to prepare the guest room! Last time she was here there was such an intense heat wave (and this house doesn't have AC) and we ended up enjoying the river. This spring has been so cold and wet we may end up enjoying a fire?!
In better news I have sent the first draft of a 38-page proposal to my literary agent and she is going through it in hopes to help me prepare it for the marketplace. To get a book deal would be a game changer for this farm! It would have the mortgage caught up, new equipment, and I hope - a new small vehicle to be more mobile. And by "new" I mean a used hatchback that is safe to drive farther than an hour away from the farm. I love my truck. She's been my sole ride for almost 4 years now, and I plan on keeping her. But the age, the breaking down, and the fact I am certain I can't go farther than 30 miles away without a rental car means it is time to find something small and sturdy for upstate New York. Retire her to farm plate status and keep her for hay and town trips.
If one of you has a used (but dependable) Subaru or VW or Volvo or something that fits two dog crates and has 4WD let me know! Can't buy anything now. My bank account probably couldn't even cover state taxes on a used vehicle - but that is the dreamy thought I have for what I'll do with any advance money if I do sell a book. Oh, and buy a working washing machine!
Okay! Enough dreaming. Here's the goal right now: I have three days (counting today) to make this month's mortgage payment on time, splitting that up into three smaller daily goals. This is how it gets done, something large becomes smaller, daily, tasks and decisions that add up to the outcome I need. If you are at all interested in seeing this farm make it through, and want to help - the best way is to order something! Get a pet portrait! Get or donate a share of meat! Take a class! Or hell, if you just want to throw in $5 towards the blog you are reading now, you can do that here: and good gods does every small action help and I am grateful for all of them. https://www.paypal.me/JennaCAF"
The subtext, of course, is "Can you give me a car now?!" "Good Gods," she's one of the worst whiners I've ever encountered. Why would anyone pay even "$5" for her incessant begging and moaning about her lack of luck in life?
Who is she kidding about "donate a share of meat"? The local food banks aren't even allowed to accept crap like that from random givers. It's just a guise to try and con innocent victims out of hard-earned money.
DeleteIt sounds like Sarah is being smart, and will probably stay at Pember Patty's real farm. Who could blame her? No one wants to stay at the shit shack of Cambridge, NY. It's also delusional to think that she can sell any new books. She's publishing poison now due to her rotten reputation, aggressive begging on Twitter, CAST, and Birchthorn bombing online. The Kiva loan was also supposed to go towards "buying new equipment" and "fixing fences." Apparently, she's spent it on Netflix, Amazon Prime, and lesbian werewolf contact lenses.
DeleteFirst of all, a used washing machine would cost about $25-50. I know, because I purchased used washers/dryers and refrigerators for most of my life. Even a nearly-new unit would cost comparitively little.
DeleteSecond. WTF is going on with meat shares? On March 22, she said she was "sold out" of lamb and people paid in advance, but now she is selling it again? This looks like another example of her selling more than two-halves of the same animal. I guess she didn't learn from being previously called out on trying to cheat a meat share customer.
Third. Enough with the begging. She bought a beater hipster truck; THAT is the problem. F-150 are the cheapest trucks around. FFF needs to buy a newer one and maybe do some preventive maintenance. And, oh yeah, get a freaking job so she can pay her way. It's all well and good to be a Crappy Righter, but a Crappy Fighter who can't EARN enough to survive is just a beggar. Plenty of real writers had/have actual jobs and write in their spare time or as they can afford to take off time.
SMFH
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DeleteOkay, Poods. Here’s the deal:
DeleteA: I need AC. This house is too hot!
B: I need a car! Even though I don’t have two nickels to rub together, “we” can do it!
C: I need a washer! Come on, Poods, hit that PayPal!
D: Once again, I need my mortgage paid. What’s wrong with you people! I play, you pay! Got it??
~Duckmama~
Ha, ha,
DeleteOh, it has to be 4WD and dependable, but I can't pay for it, because how can I get to my AT hiking trailheads and do my hikes otherwise?
And a working washing machine! She is like a charity that has a "wish list". And the irony, is that some poodle zombies will give just because she asked.
Pig Shocker is letting her untreated mental illness show. She usually posts one beg at a time but apparently people AREN'T GETTING THE HINT.
DeleteShe needs to get a job. She could have each one of the things on her gimme list and more. Put in the work, asshat.
As for the book....
Bwahahaha 😂🤣😂!
Pig Shocker is publishing poison. She took the $15,000 advance for the Birchthorn kickstarter and waddled away as fast as she could.
She won't ever get a book advance because she has shown that she can't be trusted AND her writing SUCKS.
It was mediocre at best when she was last published and now it just flat out sucks.
Her social media and booze addictions have eaten her brain. Her ideas suck and she can't write. Nevermind write well enough to interest or entertain people. Her agent is LYING to her. She is just one more person in the PS shit show who doesn't care enough to tell PS the truth. Instead she lets PS make a complete idiot out of herself by promoting her terrible "writing" on social media. Posting passages of her writing ramblings and constant begging is why 4,000+ followers have her muted.
🙈🙉🙊
Lol at "gimme list" -- that's perfect and it's exactly what it is.
DeleteThis is her 4th or 5th book proposal. All the other ones have failed. She should take a hint and get a real job. Yet she "hopes" that this one will go thru -- it'll be a real game changer!
But I think that the Kickstarter karma, for ripping off so many people, will continue to bite her slung luck in the ass. And the real game changer would be a J-O-B.
PoodleDiDoo - Do you remember all the positive proclamations she made when trying to get her foollowers to buy that hipster truck for her?
Delete❝ I found this girl on Craigslist. A 1989 Ford f150! She’s got 4WD, barely any rust, and a NEW transmission! She’s for sale for 2 grand. A truck in this good of shape for that price is a STEAL [...] I planning on buying this used truck outright. It’s safer, easy and cheap to fix, and honestly… it’s my dream truck. [...] But I don’t have the money for her. That’s where you guys come in ❞
Oooh, a new transmission! And it's easy and cheap to fix! We all know how that turned out, as she spent the next few years begging for money to fix that truck's many problems. Remember last year she needed new tires? Even though the most recent pics showed that the tires still had plenty of tread. What a grifter!
This is interesting. I was reading this article on CNN about a girl who was taking selfies/blogging her life. This paragraph reminds me of a certain someone:
ReplyDeletexxxxxx's Instagram account gained thousands of new followers who watched her seemingly personal journey. And then, five months in, when she hit about 90,000 followers, she revealed that it was all a performance. She'd cast herself as a semi-fictional character based on popular images that certain girls (affluent, young, often white) post of themselves on Instagram. In doing so, she revealed how emotions and experiences can be staged on social media, often for attention, or out of loneliness, or just wanting to have others bear witness to one's personhood
The biggest lie Jenna Woginrich has told is on her bleg where she calls herself:
Delete"A REAL LIFE GAME OF THRONES EXTRA"
The very first time I saw that I believed her. I honestly thought she was an extra on that show. And I thought, "Wow, that's super cool!" And then it became apparent that she does not do any extra work for TV shows. What a whopper of a lie. She really needs to delete that lie from her bleg bio. It's beyond misleading.
She's only "A Real Life Loser." It's all about her contrived image. Which we know here is absolute bullshit. The real JFW is an alcoholic, animal abusing, fat ass serial scammer. Her entire existence is based on manipulating money out of innocent victims. (Even if they're a young teen or old man, like she's done before in the past. And bragged about it.)
DeleteJenna has always refused to listen to other people's suggestions. She is the fool who passes on the chance to learn from others' mistakes.
ReplyDeleteHow many people have told her that the truck is/was a mistake? A lot. From the get go, she hasn't been able to afford it (buying it, the repairs, gas costs, etc). Instead it took her YEARS to come to the conclusion that she needs a more practical vehicle. That makes Jenna an idiot.
As far as needing a new vehicle goes- who says in one paragraph that they need other people's money to pay their bills and in the next paragraph asks if anyone has a car for sale?
To go one step further, who reads those two paragraphs and doesn't realize how unrealistic, immature and crazy she is?
I'll never forget reading the first time what she had to say about getting a new truck 4 years ago. She didn't have any money and my mouth just dropped open when I saw this:
Delete❝ But I don’t have the money for her. That’s where you guys come in. ❞
😱 And I thought, "Who does that?!?" Who asks internet strangers to buy things for them?
And now she's back at it, not even asking for a loan this time...just outright asking for someone to just give her a vehicle:
❝ If one of you has a used (but dependable) Subaru or VW or Volvo or something that fits two dog crates and has 4WD let me know! Can't buy anything now. My bank account probably couldn't even cover state taxes on a used vehicle. ❞
The audacity of this request. What a choosing beggar. It has to be dependable. But she can't pay anything for it. And oh, she also needs someone to pay for the state taxes too. Unbelievable. Gimme car just becuz.
I totally missed the "can't pay for it" part!
DeleteW.T.F.
I know I say it a lot but she really needs to reign in that untreated mental illness. Everytime she begs for big things like that it makes her look soooo crazy!
People need to step back and realize that giving her money (or a vehicle) isn't helping her at all.
Instead, they are taking away the opportunity for her to experience consequences for her actions/non actions and extremely important life lessons.
She is the way that she is because people think they are helping by giving her things when really it's what keeps her in this constant state of neediness. It's what keeps her from learning to do better and be better.
WTF x 1000. And also note that she's asking for higher-end foreign vehicles. What if someone offered an older American model? That's not good enough?
DeleteAnd don't forget, it just HAS to have 4WD. Again, she's not even asking for a loan this time. She wants it for FREE. And she probably wants it delivered to her as well. She's insane. It would be bad enough if she just asked for any old vehicle.
But her specific request for a Subaru, VW or Volvo. Most beggars would just ask for any old vehicle, but not Jenna Woginrich. She has super special specific specifications! Take a look at her request in list formation:
☞ Needs a used Subaru, VW or Volvo
☞ Must be able to fit two dog crates
☞ Must be a hatchback
☞ Must have 4WD - This is non-negotiable
☞ Must be dependable and not need any work
☞ Must be in good enough condition to drive hours away from home
☞ Any state taxes need to be paid by the donor
☞ All this must be FREE
What a delusional moron. This really takes the cake.
I'm shocked that she didn't also add "I need a new Mac and camera!" to her list.
DeleteThe day isn't over, FF!
DeleteShe has been posting wish lists since the beginning of her blog. And people send the items to her. So in her mind, why would she ever stop?
ReplyDeleteIt's not about her stopping. She won't ever stop. However, we can hope that people will stop falling for it.
DeleteI think her foollowers are starting to get tired of all her requests. She's beggin' hard for this months mortgage with several bleg posts begging for cash, and re-tweets begging for people to buy stuff.
DeleteWhat's missing? She's not busting out any emergencies (power cut off, truck broke down, flooded mud room, etc.) and I think it's because she knows her foollowers are tired of the non-stop drama. But the day is not yet over. Plenty of time for something dramatic to happen on Whackadoodle Horseshit Farm.
"Beggars can't be choosers." Unless, you're a lazy lifestyle loser like JFW. She has more chutzpah than most adults. And that's not a compliment.
DeleteAnyone care to guess how many times Pig Shocker has "liked" another person's tweet?
ReplyDeleteIf you guessed over 40,000 times you are correct.
She joined Twitter 9 years ago. That's 4,444 likes per year, 370 per month, 92 per week, 13 per day.
If you aren't familiar with Twitter, The 40,000+ number can be found at the top of the screen after you click on "likes" on her twitter (which shows what tweets she has recently liked).
That's not even counting 27,000+ tweets she has tweeted in 9 years which works out to 8 tweets per day.
13 likes per day + 8 tweets per day= 21. Almost 1 interaction on twitter per hour for the past 9 years.
How much attention was she paying in the past 9 years to property chores, animal care, work, etc.? Not much apparently.
If you take into consideration that she supposedly doesn't have a cell phone, that means she was on her computer on social media every hour of every day for the past 9 years.
DeleteThat would entail stopping whatever you might be doing and going to that computer (at least) once per hour. Then, if she was completing a task, she has to leave the computer and start again, which wastes a lot of time.
We aren't just whistling jack shit dixie when we say that Pig Shocker has a social media addiction that has ruined her life.
WD. That was well-put, thanks. The Twitter numbers don't lie about her "social media addiction." I doubt that there are any real farmers who spend even a fraction of her wasted time online. Especially, this time of year when there's a lot of hard work to be accomplished.
DeleteExcellent math, WH. And the majority of the time that the Pig Shocker wastes on Twitter is spent looking up the hottest issues and commenting in the hopes that people will click on her profile, visit her bleg, and donate, donate, donate!
DeleteTwitter is nothing but a virtual 🏧 for her.
Thanks! Yes, that's not counting her bleg posts, instagram or watching her gazillion streaming services.
DeleteNo wonder the livestock had to be re-homed. It's a miracle they were alive and not diseased.
I had to check.....
DeleteShe has 1,058 instagram posts and she posted her first lame photo in July of 2017. In two years of posts, she has posted at least once per day.
And that's not even counting the curated pics that she's deleted. When we've called her about obvious lies.
DeleteWHSF......I snitched (blatantly stole) your comment. Hope that's okay.
DeleteThis doesn't even take into account sleeping.
You know what Jenna...I'm saving for a car too. A new Subaru Outback. I am halfway there and it has taken me 1.5 years so far. I work 2 jobs and one is graphics, the other a bakery. You wanna get a car? Get a job you lazy ass twat.
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