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Happy Thanksgiving

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Happy November Everybody (but Jenna)

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Jenna can suck eggs.

October 9 2024

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Autumn is coming in at full force.

It should be a super busy time on the "farm".  What has she been doing?  We know what she hasn’t been doing.  She hasn't been doing any post-summer clean-up around her shack on the hill.  She hasn’t been spending time with all the old friends that got tired of her BS…there are a lot.  She hasn’t been dating a new girl.  And she hasn’t been writing any interesting quality essays. But really, it’s okay…she shouldn’t worry about it, because nobody really cares what she’s doing anyway. Rehome the animals and you can just carry on.

Poetry

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Bwwwwwhaaaaaahaaaaa! Oh, please.

Welcome to August

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Will this be the month that Jenna gets herself together! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.